Странногеддон, часть 3: Вернуть себе город

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Grunkle Stan!

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Kids! I can't believe it!

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I thought I lost you two.

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-Ahh!

-Mr. Pines, it's really you!

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I've been hugging strangers

to practice for this moment.

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We missed you, you old codger.

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I've missed you knuckleheads too.

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It's good to have you back.

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So... what's everyone doing here?

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Yeah, there's, like,

monsters and gnomes.

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And is Pacifica wearing a potato sack?

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Hey! Even in a sack

I still look better than you.

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It's... It's a long story.

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Hey, is anyone gonna feed me?

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Larry King's disembodied

wax head wants num-nums.

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We're trying to ration

our food, remember?

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-Mmm... mmm...

-Uhh, it's happening again!

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Hey, everyone!

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Eye bat!

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Evasive maneuvers!

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-Shh! Keep it down!

-Get the lights!

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Welcome to what's left

of normal around here...

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home base.

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Ow!

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We have...

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Several injuries

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-Ooh!

-Ow!

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My liver, girl!

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Rumble McSkirmish?

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Do not be afraid.

Weirdmaggedon has taught me

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there are some battles I cannot win.

I am now Humble McSkirmish.

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Grunkle Stan, how'd this all happen?

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So I was hammering signs out back

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when the sky started

vomiting nightmares.

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I listen to a lot of AM radio,

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so I knew what this meant...

the end of the world.

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What I didn't expect

was what happened next.

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Turns out whatever you and my brother

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did to the Shack with

your unicorn voodoo

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made the crazy place

invincible to weirdness.

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Of course... the unicorn spell!

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That's why this is the only

place Bill's magic can't touch.

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That's when Possum

Breath over here shows up

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leading a bunch of injured

stragglers through the forest.

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They needed a place to stay,

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and since the Mayor got captured,

I elected myself de facto chief.

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The plan's to stay in here and

eat brown meat until we run out.

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-Then I vote we eat the gnomes.

-Hey, I'm short, not deaf!

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Shh! Shh!

Stress will make you chewy.

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Grunkle Stan, we can't all

just hide inside the Shack.

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There's a town in need of saving!

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Me and Ford tried to do it,

but he got captured by Bill.

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Serves that jerk right!

My brother's had some stupid plans,

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but going up against an all-powerful

space demon was his worst one yet.

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Trust me, we have everything

we need right here.

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It's not the Ritz, but at least the

monsters inside know how to massage.

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-You know Shiatsu?

-Yes, I've taken some classes.

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So, you're really just

gonna let Bill win?

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Look, kiddo.

We got a good deal here.

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Besides, I'm sure wherever

the rest of the townsfolk are,

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they're fine.

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This is Shandra Jimenez

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reporting live from the

inside of Bill's castle.

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Here for the first time are images of

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what's happened to

the captured townsfolk.

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Viewers are advised to look away

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if they don't want to see their friends

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turned into a twisted

throne of human agony.

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-Mom and Dad?

-My family!

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Deputy Durland!

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Is there no one who will

save the people of this town?

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I'm Shandra Jimenez,

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and I'm being turned into

stone by a flying eyeball.

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Oh, no. My parents are bad,

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but even they don't

deserve to be turned to stone.

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Curse you, Bill! Why must

you take everything we love?!

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Guys, don't you see?

Our friends need us,

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but we only save them if we fight back!

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Mabel is right.

Bill wants us to run and hide.

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He wants us to think he's invincible.

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But Ford told me before he was captured

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that he knows Bill's secret weakness.

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-Weakness?

-Now, if we band together,

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if we combine all of

our strength, our smarts,

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-our... whatever Toby has...

-Aureus rashes!

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...then we just might

be able to rescue Ford,

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learn Bill's weakness,

and save Gravity Falls!

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Have you all forgotten

who's in charge here?

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Besides, we're only safe inside!

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It's not like we can take

the Mystery Shack to Bill.

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Wha... Whoa!

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Holy hootenanny!

Flapjack and fiddlebanjos!

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Sorry. Sorry.

Got a little excited.

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What I meant to say is,

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I think I figured out a way

to fight Bill and rescue Ford.

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But we're all gonna

have to work together!

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Now...

if you just...

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Don't worry, Ford.

We're coming for you!

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Let me go!

You insane three-sided...

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Wha... What is this place?

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We'll meet again

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Don't know where, don't know when

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Oh, I know we'll meet

again some sunny day

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Wh... Where am I?

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You're in the penthouse suite, kid!

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The tip of the pyramid! Have a drink.

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Make yourself comfortable.

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You know that couch is

made from living human skin?

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Quit the games, Cipher!

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If I'm still alive, you

must want something from me.

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Ah, sharp as ever, Fordsy.

As you may have noticed...

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I've recently had a

multi-dimensional makeover!

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I control space and matter,

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and now that that dumb

baby's out of the way,

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time itself!

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-But I wasn't always this way.

-Oof!

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You think those chains are tight?

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Imagine living in the

second dimension...

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flat minds in a flat

world with flat dreams.

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I liberated my dimension, Stanford,

and I'm here to liberate yours.

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There's just one hitch.

As it turns out,

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my weirdness can't escape the

magical confines of this town!

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There's something keeping me in.

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Incredible! Gravity Falls' Natural Law

of Weirdness Magnetism.

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I studied this years ago!

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-And did you find a way to undo it?

-Of course!

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There's a simple equation that

could collapse the barrier.

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But I'd never tell you!

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Listen, Ford, if you just

tell me that equation,

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finally your dimension will be free!

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Anything will be possible!

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I'll remake a fun world...

a better world!

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A party that never ends

with a host that never dies!

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No more restrictions!

No more laws!

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You'd be one of us.

All-powerful!

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Greater than anything you've imagined!

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And all I need is your help.

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You're insane if you

think I'll help you.

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Ha ha ha!

I'm insane either way, brainiac!

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But have it your way.

I'll just fish around

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and get that equation

directly out of your mind!

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Not so fast!

You know the rules, Bill.

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You may be able to haunt

my dreams, but you can't

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enter my mind unless I shake

your hand and let you in.

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You're making this so

much harder than it needs to be.

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Everyone has a weakness, tough guy!

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I'll make you talk!

It's only a matter of time.

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All right. I've made some thingamadiculous

robomajigs in my day,

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but this is the first one

that won't be used for evil!

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Whoa! These blueprints

are incredible, McGucket.

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This is your most

amazing invention yet.

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Question: Does it have any gun-swords?

I watch a lot of anime and, uh,

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trust me, you're gonna

want some gun-swords.

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What's an "anime"?

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-We have much to discuss.

-Discuss, nothing!

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These scribbles are a bunch

of cockamamie balderdash!

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Excuse my French.

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And where would you even find a bunch

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of idiots crazy enough to build it?

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Grunkle Stan, you're

lookin' at those idiots.

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Idiots!

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Whoa... What...

What are you...

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Hey... Hey, now.

Hey! Don't touch that.

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Hey...

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Uhh! Uhh!

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Thanks for these

apocalypse sweaters, Mabel.

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The end of the world has

never been so comfortable.

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Mm-hmm!

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Uhh! Fine, I'll wear it.

But I'm not gonna like it.

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Admit it. This is the best

day of the end of the world.

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I think we actually have

a chance to beat Bill

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and win back our future.

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Yeah. Getting to

actually live to see our

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13th birthday party is the only

birthday present I want right now.

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Hey, if we're lucky enough

to get there, I guarantee this whole

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town is gonna throw you the best

birthday party you've ever seen.

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Thanks, Soos.

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Hey, has anyone seen Grunkle Stan?

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This whole plan is bonkers.

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But of course, no one asked

the Chief what he thinks.

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-After all I've done for everyone!

-Schmebulock.

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Yeah, exactly... it's a

total load of schmebulock.

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Is something wrong, Grunkle Stan?

You're acting grunklier than usual.

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It's this darn plan to save my brother.

If you didn't notice, I already

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saved him once from that portal,

and he never thanked me!

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He causes the end of the world,

and somehow it's still always

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"Stan's the screw-up, Ford's the hero."

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Well, maybe people think he's a hero

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because he didn't want to

hide in the Mystery Shack!

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Well, maybe if he hid in the Mystery

Shack he wouldn't have been captured!

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Guys! Guys! Trust me,

tomorrow's gonna be great!

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-I believe in us.

-Help! Leader Mabel!

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I keep accidentally

flexing through my sweater!

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It happened again!

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Those weird cow-monsters

are delightful! Coming!

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All right, fellas!

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Let's hope this turns out

better than my other inventions!

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Everybody ready?

Dipper, now!

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Huh?! Whoa!

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Forgive me, boy. Your

hyper-flammable merchandise

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is the only thing keeping me goin'.

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What in blazes?!

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No! No! Nooo!

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Ready to talk now?

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I won't.

I won't let you into my mind!

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What do you think, pals?

Another 500 volts?

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Hey, do you hear that?

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What?!

I just fixed that door!

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It's the Shacktron, dude!

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They made the house into a robot.

Fascinating!

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So the mortals are trying

to fight back, huh? Adorable!

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Henchmaniacs, you know

what to do! Take them out!

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This was a bad idea.

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Uh, hey, dudes. Is this thing on?

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Tes...

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Heh. Uh, I just wanted you monster dudes

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to hand over Ford, or we'll

have to, like, fight and junk?

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Hey, you're a little cutie.

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I have butchered millions

on countless moons!

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Whoa. I liked you

better before you talked.

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Real... real bring-down, this guy.

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Attack!

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All right, dudes!

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Everyone! Like we planned!

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Three, two, one. Go!

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Ha ha ha! Good pig.

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Get 'em, Gobblewonker!

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Hyah! Hyah!

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Oh, no, you don't!

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Everyone! Incoming!

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Does this thing have an escape hatch?

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Everybody! Maximum power!

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And... now!

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Guys, seriously?

You had, like, one job to do here.

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Bravo, Dipper and Mabel!

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Well, would ya look at that?

Those kids really care about you.

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And you care about them.

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Don't you?

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What are you... Oh. Oh, no.

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Perhaps torturing

those kids will make you talk!

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No. No! Not the kids! You ca...

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Lets get this over with.

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What the... No!

No! No! No! No!

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Attack!

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My eye!

Do you have any idea

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how long it takes to regenerate that?

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We've got him distracted!

Now's our chance!

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Rescue team, move out!

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OK, everyone!

We get in, rescue Ford,

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get out, save the world.

Piece of cake.

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Just so we're clear,

if I die, I'm suing all of you.

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Hey, on second thought,

maybe we could come up with a plan

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that doesn't involve us

plummeting to our certain death.

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-Now!

-Ahh!

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-Oh, man, oh, man...

-Whoo-hoo!

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Oh, man.

It looks even worse up close.

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I found Great-uncle Ford!

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He's golden!

But not in the good way!

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Great. Grab him

and let's get out of here.

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-But how are we going to unfreeze them?

-I know!

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Gideon! What happened to you?

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Bill captured me.

He's been forcing me

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to do cute dances in this

cage for all eternity.

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I'm so tired of being cute!

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How do we undo this?

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Mayor Tyler.

He's the load-bearing human.

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Pull him out, and the

whole thing goes down.

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Ah. My mouth tastes like nightmares!

00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:10,080

I think I'm dark and

tortured for reals now.

00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,920

This experience will

forever scar Tad Strange.

00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:15,520

No more sailor suits!

00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,190

-Wendy!

-Guys!

00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,580

-Mom! Dad!

-Durland!

00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,210

My Blubs!

00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,450

Don't you ever scare

me like that again!

00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,290

Kids! Ah, you did it!

00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,660

I knew I could count on you two.

00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:42,600

Fiddldeford! I... I haven't

seen you since we parted ways.

00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,100

You must hate me.

00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:49,230

I've tried forgettin'.

Maybe I should try forgiving.

00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:53,350

-Come here, old friend.

-Hey, good to see you too, bro.

00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,690

Now let's get out of here, huh?

00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,120

Listen, Uncle Ford, we

don't have a lot of time.

00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,100

Remember how you told me

right before you were frozen

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that you knew Bill's weakness?

00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:04,060

-Yeah, a secret way to defeat him?

-I... I do!

00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,600

Now, does anyone have a pen?

Pencil? Anything?

00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:08,100

Ah.

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Perfect!

00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,210

Uh, we've got Bill outside,

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but I don't know how long

we can keep him occupied.

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Yes, yes. Good, good.

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Drawing a circle on the floor.

Well, he's lost his mind.

00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:24,610

My mind is fine. And there is

a way to beat him... with this!

00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,130

The world's most confusing

game of hopscotch?

00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,690

No, a prophecy.

00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,490

Although it would be

a pretty fun game of hopscotch.

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Many years ago,

I found ten symbols in a cave.

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Some I recognized then.

Some I only recognize now.

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The native people of Gravity Falls

prophesized that these symbols

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could create a force strong

enough to vanquish Bill.

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With Bill defeated,

his weirdness would be

00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,110

reversed and the town could be saved.

00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:52,790

This whole time I thought

it was just superstition.

00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:56,600

But seeing you all here now

I finally understand that it's destiny!

00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,790

Dipper, the pine tree.

00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,280

Mabel, the shooting star.

00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:05,090

The question mark.

This one's unsolvable.

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That one's easy.

00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:09,830

You've been rockin' that dumb

hoodie since the seventh grade.

00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,410

Whoa. Destiny hoodie!

00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,930

The tent of telepathy sign!

That must be Gideon.

00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,440

Whoo!

An excuse to stand next to Mabel!

00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,830

-Don't turn this into a big deal.

-Oh, I won't.

00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,470

I will.

00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,630

What the...

00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,450

Hey, Achilles!

00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,470

Nice work with the heel!

00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:37,610

Fore!

00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:44,750

Hold hands, everyone! This is

a mystical human energy circuit.

00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,970

Ice? Who's Ice?

00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,880

They symbol's needn't

all be literal, Dipper.

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It just has to be someone

cool in the face of danger.

00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,490

Wendy! Wendy!

00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,170

Shut up, you guys.

00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,960

Much like the spectacles

need to be someone scholarly.

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-Heh heh!

-This is freaky.

00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:04,640

Now hold hands, everyone.

00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,610

Ew! I'm not touching that.

00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,750

Do it, sweetie. Do the

one thing no one in our

00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:12,090

family has ever done...

touch the hillbilly.

00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,610

Great-uncle Ford, I think it's working!

00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,820

Yes, this is it!

00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,350

The rest of you get out!

It's too dangerous!

00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,120

We just need one more person...

00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,860

Stanley! Stanley, get over here!

You're the only one left.

00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:40,000

You realize this is

a bunch of hogwash, right?

00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,150

You really think some caveman graffiti

is gonna stop that monster?

00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,140

Dang it, old man, now's not the time!

00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:45,720

Come on!

00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,280

What are you doing?

You're gonna ruin this!

00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,960

I've never held hands this

long, and I very uncomfortable!

00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,020

Whoa. Hey, I'm not

the enemy here, people.

00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,760

Don't forget who literally

created the end of the world.

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I'm sorry, Stanley. I know.

Just help me fix it! Please!

00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:01,220

Fine. Just do one thing.

Say "thank you."

00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:03,110

-What?

-I spent thirty years

00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,900

trying to bring you

back into this dimension,

00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:06,790

and you still haven't thanked me!

00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:10,070

You want me to shake your hand?

Say "thank you"!

00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:13,620

-Fine. Thank you.

-Now, see?

00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,460

Between me and him, I'm

not always the bad twin.

00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:18,340

Between "him and me."

00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,280

Grammar, Stanley.

00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,450

I'll "Grammar, Stanley" you,

you stuck-up son-of-a...

00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,520

Don't jeopardize this, you idiot!

00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,340

-Everything's on the line!

-Stop it!

00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,970

Join hands!

00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:33,830

Oh, no, it's Bill!

00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,690

Right? Isn't that what

you're all thinking?

00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:40,060

Hey, Gideon, why aren't you dancing?

Chop chop, huh?

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Дядя Стэн!

00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,990

Дети! Глазам своим не верю!

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Я уж думал вы погибли.

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Мистер Пайнс, это вы! Неужели?!

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Для такого момента

я и тренировал обнимашки.

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Как же мы скучали, старый ворчун!

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Ха-ха, я тоже по вам соскучился.

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Хорошо, что вы с нами.

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А чё, вы тут, типа делаете?

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Да, тут и монстры, и гномы,

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и даже Пасифика в мешке от картошки.

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Я даже в мешке выгляжу лучше тебя.

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Это очень долгая история.

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А меня никто не покормит?!

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Восковая голова Ларри Кинга хочет ням-ням.

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Ты забыл что ли: мы экономим еду.

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Опять он за своё!

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Эй, народ!

00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:50,840

Летучий глаз!

00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,280

Обходной манёвр!

00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,950

-Шшш! Всем затихнуть!

-Потушите свет!

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ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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Это последнее убежище нормальности.

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Наша база.

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Ай!

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У нас…

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…только пара ран!

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Ой! Ай!

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Ай, мне печень отбили!

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Рамбл Макскёрмиш?

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Не бойся меня. Странногеддон научил меня,

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что победа возможна не всегда.

Теперь я сломлен внутри.

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Дядя Стэн, но как всё так вышло?

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Я прибивал таблички на улице,

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и тут с неба посыпались кошмары.

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Я слушаю АМ-диапазон,

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так что сразу всё понял:

настал конец света.

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Но того, что было потом, я не ожидал.

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Оказалось, что защита, которую

вы с моим заумным братцем

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сделали из волос единорога,

и правда, защищала от безумия.

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Конечно. Заклятие единорога!

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Так вот почему Билл

не может захватить это место.

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И тогда сюда пришли все, кто был испуган,

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ранен и бродил в поисках убежища.

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И они его здесь нашли!

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А поскольку мэр попал в плен,

я выбрал себя на место главного.

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Будем сидеть здесь и жрать

тушенку, пока не кончится.

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-А потом начнём жрать гномов.

-Слышь, я мелкий, но не глухой!

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Шшш-шш! От нервов мясо жестче.

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Дядя Стэн, нельзя просто так

сидеть в «Хижине»!

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Мы обязаны спасти город!

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Мы с Фордом уже начали,

но тут его схватил Билл.

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Так и надо умнику!

Мой брат всегда был недоумком,

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но сражаться с могущественным

космическим демоном – это вообще!

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Поверь, Диппер,

у нас тут есть всё, что надо!

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Не «Риц», конечно, но зато местные

монстры делают массаж.

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-А можешь, шиацу?

-Да, я посещал курсы.

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Так значит, тебе на плевать,

что Билл победит?

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Малёк, слушай, я уже всё объяснил.

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К тому же, я уверен, у остальных

жителей города всё в порядке.

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Я Шандра Хименес,

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и я веду прямой репортаж из замка Билла.

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Мы впервые покажем,

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что случилось с пойманными горожанами.

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Особо впечатлительным лучше

не смотреть на своих близких,

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ставших троном людского страдания.

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-Там мама и папа!

-Отец и братья!

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Мой помощник Дурланд!

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Неужели никто не спасёт жителей города?!

00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,350

С вами Шандра Хименес,

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и летучий глаз превращает

меня в каменное...

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Какой ужас! Родители у меня не очень,

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но они не заслужили

быть обращенными в камень.

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Будь ты неладен!

Ты отнимаешь у нас самое дорогое!

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Разве вы не видите? Мы должны их спасти,

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но для этого нужно сражаться с Биллом!

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Мэйбл права: Билл хочет нас всех запугать,

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чтобы его считали неуязвимым,

00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,630

но дедушка Форд успел мне сказать,

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что знает тайную слабость Билла.

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-Тайную слабость?

-А значит, если мы объединимся

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соберем в один кулак все силы, весь разум

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-всё... то, что есть у Тоби.

-Сыпь, покрытая волосами!

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Тогда мы сможем освободить Форда,

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узнать тайную слабость Билла

и спасти Гравити Фолз!

00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,360

Тихо, тихо, тихо!

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Вы чё, забыли, кто тут главный?!

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Защита только тут внутри!

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Нельзя же притащить к Биллу всю «Хижину».

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Рыбьи головешки!

Осьминожьи ноги мне в рот!

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Простите, это я от радости.

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Я только хотел сказать,

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что придумал, как победить Билла

и спасти Форда.

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Но только нужно работать сообща.

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Итак! Надо взять… а потом другой...

а потом нужно, просто, подойти и…

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Не бойся, дедушка Форд, мы тебя спасём.

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Отпусти меня сумасшедший треугольник!

00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:07,810

Где это я?

00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:12,440

Вновь встретимся

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Но не знаю когда

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О, я знаю, что

Мы встретимся ещё

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Где это я?

00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:23,490

Ты в люксе пентхауса, малыш,

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наверху пирамиды. Выпей!

00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,460

Чувствуй себя, как дома.

00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:31,050

Кстати, этот диван – из человеческой кожи.

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Хватит уже игр, Шифр!

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Раз я ещё жив, значит, тебе что-то нужно.

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Ум острый, как всегда, Фордик.

Как ты заметил,

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я недавно сделался

очень-очень многомерным!

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Я управляю пространством, материей

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и самим временем, после того,

как уничтожил тупое Дитя!

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Но так было не всегда.

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Думаешь, твоя цепь коротка?!

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Представь жизнь в двумерном мире.

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Плоские умы, плоский мир, плоские мечты!

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Я освободил своё измерение

и прибыл, освободить твоё.

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Есть лишь одна проблемка: мои силы,

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по какой-то причине, не могут

вырваться за границы города.

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Что-то удерживает меня здесь.

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Невероятно, это Природный Магнетизм

Аномалий Гравити Фолз.

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Как раз его я изучал!

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-Ты нашел способ его преодолеть?

-Конечно!

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Простое уравнение, уничтожающее барьер.

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Но тебе я не скажу.

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Слушай, Форд: если дашь мне уравнение,

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твоё измерение будет свободно.

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Всё станет возможным.

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Я создам прикольный мир! Лучший мир!

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Тут всегда будет веселье,

не надо будет умирать,

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не будет ни ограничений, ни законов!

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Ты будешь, как мы! Таким могущественным,

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что даже представить сложно!

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И всё это за небольшую помощь.

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Ты безумен, если рассчитываешь на меня.

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Ха-ха-ха! Я безумен и без этого, умник.

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Но будь по-твоему! Я проникну

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в твой разум и вытащу из него уравнение.

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Не торопись! Ты знаешь правила, Билл.

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Ты можешь проникать в мои сны,

но ты не можешь

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пробраться в мой разум,

не получив моего согласия.

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Ах, ну, почему ты так любишь

вечно всё усложнять?!

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У всех есть слабые места!

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Я заставлю тебя говорить,

это лишь вопрос времени.

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Итак, в своё время я наделал кучу

роботизированных штук!

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Это первая, которая будет

использована не во зло.

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Ого! У вас потрясные чертежи, МакГакет.

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Это самое суперское изобретение!

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Вопрос: а бластеры у него есть?

Я поклонник анимэ,

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поверьте, боевой бластер необходим.

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А что такое это анимэ?

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-Нам многое придётся обсудить.

-Что тут обсуждать?!

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Да, вся эта ерунда яйца

выеденного не стоит.

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Простите за французский.

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Это был никакой не французский.

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И где вы найдёте столько идиотов,

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чтобы это построить?

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Дядя Стэн, все эти идиоты – перед тобой.

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Идиоты!

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СВАЛКА

САМОЕ ДНИЩЕ

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Ох. Что... Да какого...

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Эй-эй, стой! Нет-нет, только не это!

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Эй! Ай!

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ВЕРНЁМ СЕБЕ ГОРОД

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Спасибо за апокалипсвитера, Мэйбл!

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Конец света стал невероятно уютным.

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Угу!

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Ох, ладно, надену! Но он мне не нравится.

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Признайте, это лучший день

после начала конца!

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У нас наконец появился шанс

отбить у Билла наше будущее.

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Да, дожить до празднования нашего

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13-го дня рождения – это лучший

подарок, о котором я мечтаю.

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Дип, если вы всё исправите, гарантирую,

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город закатит вам такую вечеринку,

что вы обалдеете!

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Спасибо, Зус.

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Скажите, а кто-нибудь видел дядю Стэна?

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Этот план полная чушь!

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А главного, вообще, никто не спросил.

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-После всего, что я для них сделал!

-Шмебьюлок.

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Да, вот именно. Это полнейший шмебьюлок!

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Что-то случилось, дядя Стэн?

Ты что-то даже ворчливей, чем обычно.

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Это всё из-за вашего дурацкого плана.

Если помните,

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я брата уже спасал, из портала,

и где благодарность?

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Он вызвал конец света, но всё, как обычно:

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Стэн – неудачник, а Форд – наш герой.

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Ну, может быть, все считают его героем,

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потому что он не отсиживался в «Хижине».

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А может, посиди он чуток в «Хижине»,

его бы не взяли в плен!

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Ребята! Ребята! Поверьте,

завтра будет супер круто.

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-Я верю в наш успех.

-На помощь, Мэйбл!

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У меня почему-то мышцы

через свитер выпирают.

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Ну, вот оно опять!

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Эти быковатые монстры такие смешные. Иду!

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Ну, всё, друзья.

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Надеюсь, что это изобретение

окажется успешнее, других.

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Ребята, все готовы? Диппер, давай!

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Прости меня, сынок!

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Твои сувенирные куклы так славно

горят, а мне надо выжить!

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А это что такое?

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Нет! Нет. Нет...

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Будешь говорить?

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Не буду, и не позволю войти в мой разум.

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Ну, что думаете: еще 500 вольт?

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Вы это слышите?

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Что?! Я только починил дверь!

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Это наша «Хижина-дрон», чувак!

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Они превратили дом в робота! Потрясающе!

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Значит смертные решили

дать отпор? Чудненько!

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Соратники, вы знаете, что делать!

Уничтожить их.

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Дурацкая была идея.

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О, привет, чуваки! А это работает?

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Проверка.

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Я, типа, хотел сказать,

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что, либо вы отдаёте Форда,

либо мы вас побьём.

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Ха-ха, эй, малыш, ты прикольный.

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Я убил миллионы на бессчетных планетах.

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Ого! Ты был лучше, пока не заговорил!

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Одной фразой всё испортил.

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Вперед!

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Готовьсь, чуваки.

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Внимание, действуем по плану!

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Три, два, один, вперед!

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Ха-ха-ха, ты умничка.

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Жри их живьём, Живогрыз!

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Куда ты собрался?!

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Народ, внимание!

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А тут есть запасной выход?

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Мальчики, энергию на максимум!

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И пошёл!

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Вы что, издеваетесь?!

От вас требовалось лишь одно!

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Молодцы, Диппер и Мэйбл.

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Ой, ну, надо же!

Малявки тебя, типа, любят.

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А ты, типа, любишь их верно?

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Ты что заду...

О, о, нет!

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Может, ты заговоришь, если прижать их?

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Нет, нет! Не трогай детей, гадё...

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Что ж, займёмся делом.

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Какого...

Нет! Нет, нет, нет!

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Удар!

00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:20,310

Мой глаз! Знаете, сколько времени

уйдет на регенерацию?

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Мы его ослепили! Это наш шанс!

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Группа спасения! Выступаем!

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Итак, команда, мы входим, берём Форда,

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уходим и спасаем мир. Легко.

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Предупреждаю, если я умру,

я вас всех засужу.

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А я тут подумал: может разработаем план,

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который не обязательно

кончается нашей смертью?

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Вперед!

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-О, боже. О, боже!

-Ву-ху!

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Вблизи выглядит еще ужасней.

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Я нашла дедушку Форда!

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Он золотой. Но только в плохом смысле.

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Супер! Бери его и сматываемся.

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-Но как же нам их расколдовать?

-Я знаю!

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Гидеон, что с тобой случилось?

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Билл поймал меня, и теперь я должен

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всю оставшуюся вечность

танцевать в клетке.

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Я так устал быть милашкой.

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Как расколдовать людей?

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Мэр Тайлер. На нём всё держится.

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Вытащите его, и трон рухнет.

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Во рту – словно, кошки кошмарились.

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О да, это была, типа,

реальная депрессуха.

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Этот опыт сильно травмировал

и Слегка Таво!

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Мне надоел этот костюм!

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-Венди!

-Ребята!

00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,580

-Мам! Пап!

-Дурланд!

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Мой Блабсик!

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Никогда больше не смей

так меня пугать.

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Дети! Получилось!

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Я в вас и не сомневался! Ха-ха!

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Фидлфорд, мы не виделись

с тех пор, как поссорились.

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Ты, наверное, злишься.

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Я старался забыть.

Но лучше я попробую простить.

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-Иди сюда, дружище.

-Я тоже рад тебя видеть, очень!

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А теперь мотаем отсюда.

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Послушай, дядя Форд: у нас мало времени.

00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,100

Перед тем, как тебя захватили, ты сказал,

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что знаешь слабое место Билла.

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-Да, секрет, который его победит!

-Да, я знаю.

00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,600

У кого из вас есть ручка или карандаш?

00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:08,100

А!

00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,440

Супер!

00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,210

Там снаружи летает Билл,

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и я не знаю,

как долго удастся его отвлекать!

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Да-да. Супер-супер!

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Он тут рисует кружки!

Всё: точно свихнулся.

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Я в своём уме.

И мы победим Билла вот этим!

00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:29,130

Это что, игра в классики на новый лад?

00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,690

Нет. Пророчество.

00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,490

Хотя, можно и в классики,

наверное, сыграть.

00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,440

Много лет назад в пещере

я нашел 10 символов.

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Некоторые я узнал сразу,

другие – лишь сейчас.

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Древние, жившие в Гравити Фолз,

предвидели, что эти символы

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создадут силу, способную уничтожить Билла.

00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:49,920

Тогда безумие прекратится,

и город будет спасен.

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Всё это время я считал это суеверием,

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но увидев вас всех здесь,

я вдруг понял, что всё это значит.

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Диппер, ты – ёлка.

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Мэйбл, ты – комета.

00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:05,090

Вопросительный знак!

И кто бы это мог быть?

00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,010

Это легкотня!

00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:09,830

Ты тусишь в этой толстовке

с седьмого класса.

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Ого, толстовка судьбы!

00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,930

А это – знак телепатии!

Наверное, это Гидеон?

00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,440

Вух! И местечко прямо рядом с Мэйбл!

00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,830

-Не вздумай раздувать из мухи слона.

-Я не буду.

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Нет, я буду!

00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,630

Что за...

00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,450

Эй, Ахиллес!

00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,470

Я нашёл твою пятку!

00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:37,610

Гол!

00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:44,750

Возьмитесь за руки!

Замкнем мистический круг энергии.

00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,970

Лёд?! А кто лёд?

00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,880

Не все символы буквальны.

00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,400

Возможно, это тот, кто хладнокровен

перед лицом опасности!

00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,490

Венди! Венди!

00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,170

Да ну вас, тоже мне.

00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,960

А очки – это кто-то, кто связан с наукой.

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Очень странно.

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Беритесь за руки!

00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,610

Фу! Я к нему не притронусь!

00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,750

Дотронься! Сделай то, на что никто из нас

00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:12,090

не решится. Потрогай бездомного!

00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,610

Дедушка Форд, получается!

00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,820

Да, получается!

00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,350

Остальные, бегите! Тут опасно.

00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,120

Нам нужен еще один человек.

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Стэнли! Стэн, иди сюда.

Только тебя не хватает!

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Да это же всё несусветная чушь!

00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,150

Как наскальные рисунки

остановят космического демона?

00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,140

Старый маразматик, сейчас не время!

00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:45,720

Давайте!

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Что вы творите?! Вы всё портите.

00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,960

Я долго не выдержу,

меня тошнит от прикосновений!

00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,020

Эй-эй, нет, ваш враг не я, народ.

00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,760

Не забывайте, кто устроил тут конец света!

00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,280

Прости, Стэнли, ты прав,

но помоги мне всё исправить.

00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:01,220

Только при одном условии! Скажи «спасибо».

00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:03,110

-Что?

-Я 30 лет

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бился над тем, чтобы спасти тебя,

00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:06,790

а ты даже не поблагодарил!

00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:10,070

Хочешь, чтоб я встал в круг,

скажи «Спасибо».

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-Ладно. Спасибо.

-А, видели?!

00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,460

Строго между нас,

злой близнец – не всегда я.

00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:18,340

Правильно «между нами».

00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,280

Падежи, Стэнли.

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Ах, «падежи, Стэнли».

Ты, меня достал уже, зануда.

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Что ты творишь, идиот?

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-Ты всех погубишь!

-Дяди! Хватит!

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Возьмитесь за руки!

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«О нет! Это Билл!»

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Да? Вы именно так подумали?

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Гидеон, а чего это не танцуем?

Давай! Пляши!