Дорожные приключения Гравити Фолз

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It's perfect for spraying

in the face of hitchhikers.

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Whoa! An RV, camping gear.

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Are you running

from the law again?

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Dude, it's the ultimate

Oregon road trip adventure.

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More like revenge trip.

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Every year, my tourist

trap competitors prank

the Mystery Shack.

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Last year, those hooligans

duct taped Soos to the ceiling.

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That was a fun

78 hours.

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Well, no more.

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This year, we're visiting

every tourist trap along

the Redwood Highway,

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and I'm gonna prank back

every single one.

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Bow-wow.

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Time to let

the Road Dawgs bark.

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That is us.

We are the Road Dawgs.

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Thanks for letting me bring

Candy and Grenda along

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for our road trip,

Grunkle Stan.

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The more, the merrier.

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Just sign these

non-disclosure agreements.

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None of your parents

are lawyers, right?

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What do you say, dude?

You comin'?

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I already went to the trouble

of packing all your stuff.

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Even the stuff you kept in

that secret box under the bed.

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Whoa!

What the...

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What's that?

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Uh, nothing.

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Just Wendy stuff,

from old times.

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Bro, I thought you were

finally past all this.

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I know, I know.

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I know she's

not interested,

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and I know it's over,

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but how do you just turn off

the way you feel about someone?

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Two words, Dipper.

Move on.

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Yeah, dude, and a road trip's

the perfect place

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to meet new people.

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Man, RV's are amazing.

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I can't believe

we're sitting at a table

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in a moving vehicle.

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Ooh! Informational

travel pamphlets.

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I want to read them all

and gain their travel knowledge.

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Kid, those useless

pamphlets have never

helped a single person.

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The only wrinkly old

travel guide you'll need is me.

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Now look alive.

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We're coming up on

an attraction

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run by the most black-hearted

proprietor in all of Oregon.

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Don't let

the face fool you.

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This woman lit

my car on fire

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on two non-consecutive

occasions.

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Whoa!

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I'm going in, girls.

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Whaaaa!

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Okay, like Soos said,

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meet new people.

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So, uh, come here often?

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No. I'm a tourist.

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Ha ha, you're funny...

and cute.

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I mean, not cute.

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I mean, you're not

not cute.

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Whew, let me start over.

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My name is Dopper.

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Dipper, hop to.

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This ball of yarn

ain't gonna prank itself.

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Something on

your mind, kiddo?

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Thinkin' about

Miss Cold Shoulder

over there, huh?

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Ah, so embarrassed.

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Look, earlier this summer,

I ruined my chances with Wendy.

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Yeah. Chances.

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And I wanna move on,

but I'm terrible at

talking to girls.

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The moment I open

my mouth around them,

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I unravel like...

like...

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well, I can't think of

a perfect metaphor,

but you get the gist.

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At this rate,

I'm gonna grow up

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to be a sad loner

like Toby Determined.

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Whoa, never say that

about yourself.

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Lucky for you,

I'm an expert on women.

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Listen to me, kid.

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When it comes to girls,

always be confident,

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and be funny,

but not too funny.

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And be kind of annoying,

but in a loveable way.

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I don't know, Grunkle Stan.

This sounds kinda jerky.

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Hey, "jerky" is just

a term non-jerks use

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to bad-mouth

innocent jerks.

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Confidence, comedy,

some third word

starting with a "C."

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The three C's of

the Stan Pines

Dating Technique.

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At the next tourist trap,

try out my advice

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on the first girl

you see.

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Cool.

Grunkle Stan, thanks.

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Hey, I'm full of

good ideas.

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Speakin' of which,

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everyone, now!

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Why, you gol-darned

son of a no-good!

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I'll get you,

Stan Pines!

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Ah, Upside-down Town.

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The nausea capital

of the state.

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Whatever you do,

don't use the bathrooms.

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Road Dawgs!

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-Whoa!

-So weird.

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All right, kid,

this is it.

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Be confident.

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Hi. I'm Dipper.

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Crazy place, right?

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Oh, hi.

I'm Emma Sue.

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If you pretend

we're right-side up,

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it looks like everyone's

hair is standing on end.

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Huh, yeah.

Weird, right?

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Pretend you're screaming.

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Okay. You gotta take

a picture of me, though.

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Let's see... whoa!

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Ho ho, just kidding.

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You are the worst.

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You bet I am.

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I'm bad, Emma.

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Kind of a jerk.

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Emma, come on.

We have to get to Canada

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before your mother

gives birth.

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It's a long story.

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Maybe you could

tell me sometime.

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Here's my email address.

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Write me and I'll

tell you all about it.

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A girl gave me

her email,

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and it wasn't

out of pity.

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Ha ha, yes!

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Ugh! I'm okay.

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I'm better than okay.

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Mabel, hi.

There's my Grenda.

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Candy, looking great,

looking great.

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Is that a new

pair of glasses?

Very shiny.

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Whoo!

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Maybe it's the blood

pooling in my head,

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but Dipper

seems different.

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Yes, good different.

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Now, Soos.

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Not too upside-down now.

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What a lovely

normal home.

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Stan Pines!

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I can't believe

it worked.

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What do I do now?

Do I email her?

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No, no, you practice.

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The more girls you talk to,

the better you get at it.

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Grunkle Stan,

these tips are priceless.

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And that's just

the tip of the advice-berg.

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-Everyone on board?

-Probably.

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Guys? Hello?

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Anyone?

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They'll come back for me.

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So then I said

to the bouncer,

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"Where's your ID, ugly?"

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That's where I got

this scar.

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Grunkle Stan,

I gotta say,

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this was one of

the best days ever.

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Look!

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That's the Stan Pines

method, kid.

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Works every time.

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I'm just a little worried,

though.

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I mean, is it bad to flirt with

this many girls at once?

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I'm just trying

to get over Wendy.

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I don't wanna hurt

anyone's feelings.

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Please. That's

the best part

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of flirting on

a road trip.

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You're not gonna see

any of these gals again.

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To moving on.

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Okay, it's time for...

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Truth or dare or don't!

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I choose don't.

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You always choose don't.

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Fine. Uh... truth.

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Do you like someone?

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Uh-oh.

Someone's blushing.

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Okay, maybe just a little.

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I don't know for sure.

It just started.

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Tell us, tell us!

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Okay. It begins

with a "D,"

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and ends with

an "ipper."

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-No.

-Yes.

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Ready, Grenda?

Three, two, one.

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Man, coyotes sound

a lot worse than I remember.

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Candy, Candy, all my life dreams

are coming true right now.

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My brother, my best friend.

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I can't breathe!

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I'm so excited,

I can't breathe!

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I never really

noticed him before,

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but he seems

deeper lately,

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less sweaty

and more charming.

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But how do I

approach him?

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Don't even worry

about that, Can-Can.

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Mabel's got a plan.

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Mabel's got a plan.

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All right, campers,

we got another day

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of breakin' laws

and breakin' hearts.

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Everything up until now

has been a walk in the park

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compared to our

next attraction.

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Is it a walk in

the world's biggest park?

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Sort of.

There she is, kids.

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Mystery Mountain.

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Five times the size

of the Mystery Shack,

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and what's worse,

she has real attractions.

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Oh, I have read

about this place.

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It has sky tram,

and a mummy museum,

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and sightings of half-human,

half-spider creatures.

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Even their made-up legends

are better than ours.

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Today, the mountain falls.

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Question: the backseat

makes me carsick.

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Can I sit up front today?

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Also a question:

I'm the size of two people.

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Can I have a whole seat

to myself?

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I don't know. Sure.

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Ooh, change-up!

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Wait, that means

it'll be just me and...

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Candy Chu.

Sixth grade.

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Oh! Hey.

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You're sitting close.

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So Dipper,

I was wondering,

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would you maybe

want to walk around

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the Mystery Mountain

with me today?

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Sure. I mean...

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wasn't that already

the plan?

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I mean, just us.

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You and me.

Candy and Dipper.

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All right, Road Dawgs,

I got five bucks

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for whoever can tip

the big blue ox.

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Go, go, go.

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I will see you

in there.

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Hey, what's with

the mopey mug, kid?

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Stan, you gotta help me.

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Everything you taught me

worked too well.

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I think Candy just

asked me out on a date.

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Hey, look at

this little champion.

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What? No. I mean...

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Candy's great, she's sweet,

and she's smart,

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but I never thought

of her like that.

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This is all moving

way too fast.

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Okay, I just need to be

honest with her,

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and tell her I'm not

ready for all this.

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Don't you see

what's happening here?

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That's your dumb obsession

with Wendy gettin' in the way

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of your future.

If you wanna move on,

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you gotta say yes to

whatever comes your way.

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Speaking of which...

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But I don't wanna

lead her on.

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Uh-uh-uh,

watch and learn.

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Whoa, I seem to have

lost my number.

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Can I borrow yours?

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You are a riot.

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What brings you here?

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We don't normally get

men this handsome

round these parts.

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Well, Darlene,

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between you and me,

what I'm doin' here

is a little secret.

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Oh, you seem like

a man with secrets.

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Ugh!

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You know, I'm going

on a break.

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You wanna take the sky tram

up to Widow's Peak?

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Take my advice or don't,

but clearly, I know

what I'm doing.

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Oh, fancy.

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Oh, I can't believe

this is happening.

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A real date.

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I wonder what

they'll name the baby.

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If I had a baby,

I would name it

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Grenda 2: The Sequel.

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You would make

such a good mother.

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This place is

so enchanting.

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Sort of confused

by the phrase

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"new mummies daily"

though.

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I mean, how does

that even work?

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This mountain's

full of mysteries.

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Like why is my head

falling on your shoulder?

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Beeoop.

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Uh, yep, this is

what I want.

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This is all

part of the plan

and stuff.

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Oh, Dipper, hey.

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Corn maze girl.

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I was wondering

when you'd call.

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Dipper, who is this?

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Nobody. I mean, uh...

somebody, but...

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Dipper!

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I didn't recognize

you right-side up.

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You'll never guess

where my mom gave birth.

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Hey, who are

these girls?

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Dipper, why haven't

you called?

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Did our romantic log ride

mean nothing to you?

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I can't believe it.

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You agreed to go on

a date with me,

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and you are seeing

all these other girls?

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Well, answer us.

Which one of us

do you like?

00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:54,120

I... I like all of you.

00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,530

I mean, I don't like

any of you.

00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,000

I mean...

00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,600

I was trying to learn

how to talk to girls.

00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,800

-Unbelievable.

-So gross.

00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,320

What a jerk.

00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:06,590

Dipper Pines, I thought

you were a nice guy,

00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,580

but I guess you only

care about yourself.

00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,750

Uh, Candy, wait.

00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,470

I messed everything up.

00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,150

I gotta find Stan.

He'll know what to do.

00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,100

Oh, are you sure

you wanna go

00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,590

this deep

into the forest?

00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,830

It's so scary.

00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,100

Don't worry, toots.

00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,740

That spider people stuff

is just an urban legend.

00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,660

I can't believe

people fall for it.

00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,260

You're so brave.

00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,380

What can I say?

I'm a real catch.

00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,020

Yes.

00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,820

The catch of the day.

00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:38,380

Uh, I think your contacts

fell out.

00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:44,330

Uh, have you seen

an old guy around here?

00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,390

Big ears, orange nose,

a real know-it-all.

00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:50,480

Uh-uh-uh.

Flame retardant raccoon says,

00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,720

don't hug forest fires.

00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,600

Stan, where are you?

I need your advice.

00:13:57,610 --> 00:14:00,040

Grunkle Stan?

00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,920

Hey, buddy boy.

00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:04,040

Remember how we were

talkin' about my technique?

00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,590

Well, sometimes it leads

to unexpected consequences.

00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,430

Yeah, you can say that again.

Where are you?

00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,190

The good news is,

I've solved the mystery

00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:11,630

of where Oregon's

mummies come from.

00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,790

The bad news is,

00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,870

I'm about to become one.

00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,580

Turns out Darlene is

one of those spider people.

00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,520

But beyond that,

the date's been okay.

00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,660

Wait, wait, wait.

Darlene's a spider person?

00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,250

How is that possible?

00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,690

I don't know.

00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,300

One minute, we're having

a perfect date,

00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,380

and the next minute,

she's growing extra legs

00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:33,540

and encasing me in webbing.

Women, right?

00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:35,370

You couldn't tell

she was a spider?!

00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:37,370

I was blinded by flattery.

00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,650

Also this acid

she spit in my face.

00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,210

I'm up the mountain

at Widow's Peak.

00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:43,500

All right, I'm gonna

find you. Stay put!

00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:47,080

You got it.

00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,030

Uh-uh. Trying to escape?

00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,960

You tricked me.

00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:55,510

I'm 80% certain

you don't really

love me at all.

00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:58,070

Ha! Men will fall

for anything.

00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,200

"You're so funny.

Great story.

00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:03,000

I love a man

with shoulder hair."

00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:05,910

You... you didn't mean it

about my shoulder hair?

00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,980

Tell me, Stan,

before I transformed,

00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,340

who'd you think

was in charge?

00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:14,180

You, with your cheesy lines

and fake confidence?

00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,500

I'm the master pick-up

artist here.

00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,020

Sorry, toots.

00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:20,970

This time, you're getting

used for your body,

00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,660

which, to my weird species,

is food.

00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,520

Allow me to slip into

something more horrifying.

00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,050

I wonder what beverage

pairs well

00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:34,330

with a vintage

70-something-year-old man.

00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,280

Be right back.

00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,770

Come on, Dipper,

where are you?

00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,850

I feel like

such a fool.

00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,600

I should have known

to guard my heart

in a cage of ice.

00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:48,360

There, there.

Let my calming voice

soothe you.

00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:49,670

It is helping.

00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,440

Girls, there you are.

00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,360

-Betrayer!

-Oh, you. What do you want?

00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,680

-I need your help.

-With what, some sick

jealousy trip?

00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,990

-Yes, sing it, Candy!

-Testify!

00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:02,070

Look, I'm so sorry

about everything,

00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,430

but Stan's in trouble.

00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,990

You can totally

kill me later,

00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,500

but right now,

he needs us.

00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,320

I'll explain

on the way.

00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:17,420

Please. I don't know if

you're really up there or not,

00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:20,500

but if you are, please

save me, Paul Bunyan.

00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,210

Mr. Pines!

00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,000

Whoa, did that

really work?

00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:29,950

Quick, before the rest

of the venom sets in.

00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,190

No! Where are you?

00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,720

The sky tram,

everybody on.

00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,280

I have a plan.

00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,960

-Ha ha, yeah!

-Perfect.

00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,180

Ride like the wind,

sky tram.

00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,190

Welcome to Trambience,

00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,110

the world's lowest

treetop tram ride.

00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,590

Enjoy the sights

at 0.1 miles per hour.

00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,310

Move, move, move!

00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,540

Can't this thing

go any faster?

00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,720

No, it can't.

This is Trambience.

00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,060

Enjoying the view?

Take a picture.

00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,810

We're doomed!

00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,110

We're all gonna die!

00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,370

Listen carefully.

00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,880

This sky tram has

an emergency drop switch.

00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,760

Below us is Oregon's

largest Paul Bunyan statue.

00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,560

And Old Reliable goes off

in five, four...

00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,320

Candy, wait!

Don't pull that lever.

00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,640

Kid, are you crazy?

00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,180

Now!

00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:59,660

My only weakness,

a giant boot.

00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,060

A giant newspaper

or a giant cup

00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,530

would also have been

pretty bad.

00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,220

Thank you for riding

Trambience sky tram.

00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,730

Tell your friends

it was a boring, boring ride.

00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,300

Kid, that was ingenious!

00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,690

How'd you know

that would work?

00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,850

Useless travel pamphlets.

00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,070

Stanley.

00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,200

I'm sorry. I don't know

what came over me.

00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:24,280

You'll let me out, right?

00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,920

What? After all that?

00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,000

Seriously, do I look like

an amnesiac?

00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:31,790

You're so funny.

00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,040

Have you ever considered

becoming a comedian?

00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,590

You know, I actually have.

00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,990

Comedy is too subtle

these days.

00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:41,390

My style involves

more over-sized props.

00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,670

-Let me get you out...

-No!

00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,230

Oh, yeah, right.

00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,140

You win this round, Stan,

but mark my words.

00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,390

As long as there's

men like you out there,

00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,270

with their dumb

one-liners,

00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,780

and pick-up moves,

I'll never run out of prey.

00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:57,840

Get in

the car, get in the car!

00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,920

All right, kid,

I gotta admit something.

00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,840

I'm no expert on women.

00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:19,760

Truth is, I've been

divorced once,

00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:21,480

and slapped more times

than I can remember.

00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,200

Confidence can

buy you a lot,

00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,720

but at the end of the day,

00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,710

pick-up artists tend

to get our heads bitten off.

00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,520

When it comes to women,

I'm a failure.

00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:31,100

Hey, we're both failures.

00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,110

You know, even if

your dating tips were bad,

00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,950

I actually haven't

thought about Wendy all day.

00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,900

Plus, you did teach me

to be more confident.

00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,820

I guess I just need

to learn to use

00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,760

that power for good.

00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,560

Hey, I found a pamphlet

I don't think you've read yet.

00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:54,660

It's okay, Dipper.

00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:57,650

The open road makes

people do crazy things.

00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:00,490

Plus, after seeing you

flee the spider like a baby,

00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,330

I kinda lost interest.

00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,870

Yep, yep.

I deserve that.

00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,250

I still feel

a little bad

00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,560

about wrecking

those tourist traps.

00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,480

Ah, come on.

Everyone loves my pranks.

00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,400

And the best part is,

I never have to face

00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,340

any consequences...

Sweet lord!

00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:20,660

Ah, come on!

00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:27,270

That's what you get.

That's what you get!

00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:31,710

I don't understand.

00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,990

I completely

don't deserve this.

00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,150

Oh, man, are we gonna

have to help clean this up?

00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,380

Nah, I'm sure

Soos will take care of it.

00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,320

Where is Soos anyway?

00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:47,460

Okay, Soos, remember

what your grandma taught you.

00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,780

When you get lost,

stay exactly where you are,

00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,200

and don't move.

00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,150

Don't move.

00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:06,150

You know, I would make

a really good scarecrow.

00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:05,730

Классно! И не забудь спрей от комаров!

00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:08,370

Будем пшикать им в голосующих на дороге.

00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:10,090

Дом на колёсах? «Всё для кемпинга»?

00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,210

Ты снова бежишь от закона?

00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:15,080

Чувак, это лучшее дорожное приключение

в Орегоне!

00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,200

Скорее поездка мести!

00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:20,040

Каждый год конкуренты мудрят

в моей «Хижине чудес»!

00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:23,000

Год назад Зуса примотали скотчем

к потолку.

00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:24,360

Целых 78 часов смеха.

00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:26,720

Но этому конец!

00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:29,230

Мы посетим все туристические места

на шоссе Редвуд,

00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,630

и я поприкалываюсь в каждом из них.

00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,990

Гав-гав!

00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,150

Дикие псы дорог готовы, в дорогу!

00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,460

Это про нас! Мы – дикие псы дорог.

00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,550

Большое спасибо, что разрешил взять

в поездку

00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,220

Кенди и Гренду, дядя Стэн.

00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:42,590

Чем больше – тем веселей!

00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,060

Вот договор, что претензий у вас нет!

00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,060

Ваши родители, вроде, не юристы?

00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,020

Ну, что, чувачок? Ты едешь?

00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:51,820

К тому же, я уже упаковала твои вещи!

00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,820

Даже секретные из коробки под кроватью!

00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:56,810

Ой! Это еще...

00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:58,490

что такое?

00:00:58,510 --> 00:01:00,130

Ничего.

00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,490

Просто тут всё про Венди из прошлого.

00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:06,650

Я-то думала, ты уже выкинул её из головы.

00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:08,080

Да знаю, знаю!

00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,730

Она меня не любит,

00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:11,160

и у нас с ней всё кончено,

00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:13,840

но как отключить своё сердце,

когда кого-то любишь?

00:01:13,850 --> 00:01:16,330

Два слова, Диппер: «за», «бей»!

00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:18,640

Да, чувак! А поездка – лучшее средство

00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:20,300

для новых знакомств.

00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,500

ОТКРОЙ СЕБЯ ЗАНОВО В ДОРОГЕ

00:01:45,024 --> 00:01:48,224

ДИППЕР

00:01:49,348 --> 00:01:50,748

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:51,872 --> 00:01:53,072

СТЭН

00:02:03,496 --> 00:02:05,496

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,680

Ехать в трейлере – это супер!

00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:15,680

С ума сойти – сидим за столом

00:02:15,690 --> 00:02:17,320

в движущемся фургоне!

00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:20,030

Как много информационных брошюр!

00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,910

Прочитаю их все и как будто везде побываю!

00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,790

Детка, эти бесполезные штуки

еще никому не помогли!

00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,510

Вам нужен лишь один путеводитель – я!

00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,700

Глядите в оба!

00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,620

Мы подъезжаем к туристическому

00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,250

центру самой жестокой владелицы в Орегоне.

00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:36,000

МЕДОВАЯ БАБУЛЯ И ЕЁ ОГРОМНЫЙ КЛУБОК

00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:38,860

Не ведитесь на её внешность!

00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:40,180

Эта женщина подожгла

00:02:40,190 --> 00:02:42,100

мою машину целых два раза.

00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,700

Ого!

00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,540

Я лезу внутрь, девочки!

00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:52,570

Ну, ладно, как сказал Зус,

00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:54,530

«новые знакомства».

00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,850

Привет, часто здесь бываешь?

00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:00,320

Нет, я туристка.

00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,320

Ты забавная и милая!

00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,080

То есть не милая!

00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:06,080

То есть ты не «не милая»!

00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:07,720

Фух! Начну-ка заново!

00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,460

Меня зовут Доппер!

00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,920

Диппер, быстрее!

00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:16,370

Этот дурацкий клубок сам себя

не размотает.

00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,300

Малыш, что с тобой такое?

00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:26,790

Переживаешь из-за воображалы с мороженым?

00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,710

Мне так стыдно!

00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,300

А до этого я уже погубил все свои шансы

с Венди.

00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,820

Да, шансы.

00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:37,220

Я хочу её забыть, но не могу разговаривать

с девочками!

00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:38,930

Стоит мне открыть рот в их присутствии,

00:03:38,950 --> 00:03:40,890

я разматываюсь, как...

00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:43,770

Что-то никак не найду метафору,

но ты меня понял!

00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,370

Я наверное стану таким же

00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:48,210

печальным одиночкой, как Тоби Решительный.

00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:51,010

Ого! Никогда не говори так про себя!

00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:53,080

Тебе повезло, я эксперт по женщинам!

00:03:53,090 --> 00:03:54,610

Послушай меня:

00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,200

с девчонками излучай уверенность

00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,880

и будь весел! Но не слишком весел!

00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,640

И слегка раздражай, но как бы с любовью.

00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:03,190

Ну, даже не знаю, дядя Стэн,

как-то это грубовато.

00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:06,200

Парень! «Грубиянами» невинных грубиянов

00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:08,190

называют только завистники!

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Уверенность, улыбка и еще что-то

на букву «У»!

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Три столпа науки свиданий Стэна Пайнса!

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На следующей остановке опробуй

на первой же

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попавшейся девчонке.

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Круто! Дядя Стэн, спасибо.

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Да я кладезь отличных идей!

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Но мы отвлеклись!

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Детишки, едем!

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Ах ты паршивец, попадись ты мне!

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САМЫЕ БОЛЬШИЕ ВЯЗАЛЬНЫЕ СПИЦЫ

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Я тебя поймаю, Стэн Пайнс!

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ЭТО НЕ ГАЛЛЮЦИНАЦИЯ

ДОМ ВВЕРХ ДНОМ ЧЕРЕЗ 30 МИЛЬ

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Дом вверх дном,

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тошнотная столица штата!

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Ни в коем случае не ходите в туалет.

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Псы дорог!

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-О! Ничего себе!

-Так странно!

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Давай, парень, вот оно!

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Уверенность!

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Привет, я – Диппер!

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Безумное место, да?

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О, привет, я – Эмма Сью!

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Попробуй представить, что мы

не вверх ногами,

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тогда у всех волосы стоят дыбом.

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Ха, да, странно, верно?

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Притворись, что кричишь!

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Ладно! Только тогда ты меня сфоткай!

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Так, посмотрим... Ой!

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Хо-хо! Да я пошутил!

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Ну ты и зараза!

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Это точно!

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Я плохой, Эмма!

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Я, типа, грубиян.

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Эмма, уезжаем! Нужно успеть в Канаду,

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пока мама не родила.

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Это долгая история.

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Ну так, может, как-нибудь расскажешь.

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Вот адрес моего мыла!

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Напиши, и я всё расскажу.

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Девочка дала мне своё мыло,

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и совсем не из жалости.

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Да!

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Всё нормально!

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И даже лучше!

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Мэйбл, привет! А вот и моя Гренда!

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Кенди, отлично выглядишь.

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Новые очки купила? Так блестят!

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Может, кровь к голове прилила,

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но Диппер какой-то другой!

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Да! Он другой.

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Давай, Зус!

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Ну вот, теперь вверх крышей!

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Какой нормальный, милый домик.

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Стэн Пайнс!

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Надо же, сработало!

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И что теперь мне делать? Написать ей?

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Нет, нет, нет. Тренируйся!

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Чем больше общаешься, тем больше опыта.

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Дядя Стэн, твои советы просто бесценны.

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И это только верхушка Стэн-айсберга!

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СТРАНА БРЕВНА

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КУКУРУЗНЫЙ ЛАБИРИНТ

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КУКУРУЗНЫЕ ВРЕДИТЕЛИ

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-Все на борту?

-Наверно!

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Ребята? Ау?

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Кто-нибудь?

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Значит, позже заберут.

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ПАРКОВКА «СЕПТИЧЕСКИЙ ХРЕБЕТ»

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И тут я говорю вышибале:

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«Где твой документ, страшила?»

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Так я заработал этот шрам!

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Ха-ха, дядя Стэн, знаешь,

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сегодня был лучший день в моей жизни!

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Глянь!

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Это метод Стэна Пайнса, парень!

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Проколов не бывает.

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И всё же кое-что меня тревожит!

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Разве хорошо флиртовать со столькими

девчонками?

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Да, я пытаюсь забыть Венди,

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но я не хочу, чтобы кто-то страдал.

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Да, ладно! В этом соль

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флирта в путешествиях!

00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,630

Этих девчонок ты больше не увидишь!

00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:44,400

За новую жизнь!

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Так, пора сыграть

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в «Правду, риск или нет»!

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Я выбираю «нет»!

00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,060

А, вечно ты выбираешь «нет».

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Ладно. «Правда»!

00:07:56,750 --> 00:08:00,540

Тебе кто-нибудь сейчас нравится, а?

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Ой! Кое-кто покраснел!

00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,700

Ладно, но совсем чуть-чуть!

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Я еще не знаю. Всё только началось.

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Расскажи! Расскажи!

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Ладно, начинается на «д»,

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а заканчивается на «иппер».

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-Нет!

-Да!

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Готова, Гренда? Три, два, один...

00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,990

Да, койоты стали визжать громче,

чем раньше.

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Кенди! Кенди! Сбываются все мои

заветные мечты:

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мой брат, моя лучшая подруга.

00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,070

Я задыхаюсь!

00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,950

От волнения я задыхаюсь!

00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,720

Раньше я его не замечала,

00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:42,750

но он вдруг изменился!

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Не такой потный и более симпатичный!

00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,630

Но как к нему подойти?

00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:49,470

Об этом даже не волнуйся, Кен-Кен!

00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,090

У Мэйбл уже есть план!

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У Мэйбл уже есть план.

00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,860

Итак, туристы! Новый день

00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,380

для пакостей и разбивания сердец!

00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:02,490

Всё, что было – легкая прогулка в парке

00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,020

в сравнении с тем, что нам предстоит.

00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:06,420

Прогулка в самом большом в мире парке?

00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,340

Типа! Вот она, дети!

00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:10,240

«Загадочная гора»!

00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,890

В пять раз больше «Хижины чудес»,

00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,360

и, что еще хуже, тут всё настоящее!

00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:18,250

О, я читала про это место!

00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:21,120

Здесь есть фуникулер! И музей мумий!

00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:24,800

И еще здесь обитает получеловек-полупаук!

00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:27,430

И у них даже легенды лучше, чем наши!

00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:29,940

Сегодня гора падёт.

00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:33,630

Вопрос: тошнит на заднем сиденье!

00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,440

Можно пересесть вперед?

00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,670

И еще вопрос: я занимаю места на двоих!

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Можно мне сидеть одной?

00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,150

Ну, не знаю. Валяйте.

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Пересадка!

00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,470

Погоди, но тогда я буду сидеть рядом с...

00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,260

Кенди Чу! Шестой класс!

00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,960

Ой! Привет!

00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,620

Ты придвинулась!

00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:00,860

Слушай, Диппер, вопрос:

00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,740

а ты не хотел бы сегодня прогуляться

со мной

00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,850

вокруг «Загадочной горы»?

00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,290

Ну, да, вроде,

00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,810

так и было задумано, нет?

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Да нет, только мы:

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ты и я, Кенди и Диппер.

00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000

ЗАГАДОЧНАЯ ГОРА

МУЗЕЙ МУМИЙ

00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,280

Ну, что, псы дорог: пять баксов тому,

00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:23,640

кто даст прикурить синему буйволу!

00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:25,190

Пошли, пошли, пошли!

00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,000

Увидимся внутри!

00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:30,670

Эй, ты чего это такой смурной?

00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,750

Дядя, помоги мне!

00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,510

Твой метод сработал слишком хорошо!

00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,310

Кенди позвала меня на свидание!

00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,860

Отлично! Кто тут настоящий чемпион?

00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,470

Что? Нет! Я... то есть...

00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,700

Кенди – милая, она симпатичная, умная,

00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,500

но я не думал о ней в таком ключе!

00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:47,340

Всё происходит слишком быстро!

00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:51,020

Ладно, нужно просто быть с ней честным

00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:53,450

и сказать, что я не готов к этому.

00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:56,260

Ты не понял, что происходит?

00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,090

Твоя одержимость Венди мешает твоему

00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:00,570

будущему! Ты должен научиться

принимать то,

00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,770

что преподносит судьба!

00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,710

И кстати, о судьбе...

00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:08,490

Я не хочу морочить ей голову.

00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,560

Смотри и учись!

00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:13,280

Ого, я, кажись, потерял номерок!

00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:15,080

Можете одолжить ваш?

00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,240

Вы такой смешной мужчина!

00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,190

Откуда вы?

00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:22,270

У нас тут не часто встретишь таких

симпатичных мужчин.

00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,950

Ну, Дарлин,

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только между нами: я здесь

по секретному делу.

00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,270

Я сразу поняла, что в вас есть загадка.

00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:35,790

У меня скоро будет перерыв.

00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,820

Не хотите отправиться на фуникулере

на «Вдовий пик»?

00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:43,140

Можешь не слушать моих советов,

но они работают!

00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:45,070

Вау, как мило!

00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,100

ГОРОД МУМИЙ, США

00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:54,020

Ну, надо же, это случилось!

00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,680

У них свидание!

00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,530

Как они назовут первого ребенка?

00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,970

Когда у меня будет дочь, я назову её

00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:01,880

«Гренда-2: Возвращение».

00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,390

Из тебя получится очень хорошая мать.

00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,020

НОВЫЕ МУМИИ ЕЖЕДНЕВНО!

00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,000

О, это место так завораживает.

00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:09,320

А меня смущает фраза

00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:11,030

«новые мумии ежедневно».

00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:12,400

Не понятно, как это возможно.

00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,590

Эта гора полна загадок!

00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,670

Например, почему моя голова падает

тебе на плечо?

00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,390

Би-юп!

00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,590

Да! Очень вовремя!

00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,940

Всё так и было задумано, и вообще...

00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,420

Ой, Диппер, привет!

00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,260

Ах, девочка из лабиринта!

00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,350

Хотела узнать, когда позвонишь?

00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,100

Диппер, а кто это?

00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,540

Никто! То есть... кто-то, но...

00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,420

Диппер!

00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,780

Я тебя не узнала вверх головой!

00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,780

Угадай, где мама в итоге родила?

00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,380

А что это за девочки?

00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,300

Диппер, а почему ты не звонишь?

00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,570

Значит, то бревно ничего для тебя

не значит?

00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,130

С ума сойти!

00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,890

Ты согласился пойти на свидание со мной,

00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:49,810

встречаясь со всеми ними?

00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,050

Ну-ка, отвечай: кто из нас тебе нравится?

00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:54,120

Вы... вы все мне нравитесь!

00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,530

То есть никто не нравится!

00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,000

То есть...

00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,600

Я просто учился разговаривать с девочками.

00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,800

-Немыслимо!

-Кошмар!

00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,320

Обычный придурок!

00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:06,590

Диппер Пайнс, я думала, ты хороший

мальчик,

00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,580

но, к сожалению, ты думаешь только о себе.

00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,750

Кенди, стой!

00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,470

Ох, кажется, я всё испортил!

00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,550

Мне нужен Стэн! Он разберётся!

00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,100

Ой, ковбой! А ты точно хочешь зайти

00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,590

так далеко в лес?

00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,830

Здесь так страшно!

00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,100

Тихо, крошка.

00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,740

Люди-пауки – это лишь городская легенда!

00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,660

А всякие «лопухи» в это верят!

00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,260

Ты такой смелый.

00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,380

Что сказать: я супердобыча.

00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,020

Да!

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Добыча дня.

00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:38,380

Кажись, у тебя линзы выпали!

00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:44,330

Вы тут старика не видели?

00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,390

Большие уши, красный нос, любит поболтать.

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предупреждает:

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тушите свои костры.

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Дядя Стэн, где же ты? Мне нужен совет!

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Дядя Стэн?

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Привет, внучок!

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Помнишь, мы говорили про мой метод?

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Иногда он ведет к непредвиденным

последствиям.

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Это ты точно сказал. Дядя, а где ты?

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Радует то, что я выяснил,

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откуда берутся мумии в Орегоне.

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Но плохо то,

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что я сам стану ею!

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Прикинь, эта Дарлин оказалась

бабой-пауком!

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Но в остальном свиданка нормальная!

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Стоп-стоп-стоп! Дарлин оказалась

человеком-пауком?

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Но, дядя, как это возможно?

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Я не знаю!

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Мы с ней разговаривали

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и вдруг у неё выросли лишние ноги

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она закатала меня в паутину!

Эти мне женщины!

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Но как ты не понял, что она паук?

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Она ослепила меня лестью!

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И еще ядом в глаза плюнула!

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Я на горе, на «Вдовьем пике».

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Ясно, я тебя найду. Стой на месте!

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Как скажешь.

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Что, пытаешься сбежать?

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Ты меня обманула!

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И я почти уверен, что ты меня

вообще не любила!

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Ха! Вы мужики на всё клюёте!

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«Какой ты смешной!», «Классная история!»,

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«Обожаю мужчин с волосатыми плечами!»

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То есть тебе не нравятся мои

волосатые плечи?

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Скажи-ка, Стэн, пока я еще не совсем паук,

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кто был главным?

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Ты?! Сыпал банальностями и изображал

уверенность в себе!

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Это я тут главная съемщица!

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Прости, крошка!

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На этот раз я буду наслаждаться

твоим телом!

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Человеческие тела – моя еда!

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Что ж, перейдём к неприятной

для тебя части!

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Интересно, какой напиток подойдет

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к винтажному 70-летнему старикану?

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Я сейчас вернусь.

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Давай, Диппер, ну, где же ты?

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Почему я такая дура?!

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Нужно было держать своё сердце

в клетке изо льда.

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Ну, хватит, хватит! Я утешу тебя своим

громким голосом!

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Уже стало легче.

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Девочки! Вот вы где!

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-Ты – предатель!

-Это ты? Что тебе нужно?

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-Нужна помощь.

-Какая? Сыграть в любовный треугольник?

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-Да, ты молодчина, Кенди!

-Так его!

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Слушайте, пожалуйста,

простите меня за всё,

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но дядя Стэн в беде!

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Убить меня можете позже,

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а сейчас мы нужны ему!

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Объясню по дороге!

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Прошу! Не знаю, существуешь ли ты,

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но если существуешь, прошу, спаси меня,

Поль Баньян.

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Мистер Пайнс!

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Быстро сработало!

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Быстрее! Пока весь яд еще в меня

не впитался!

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Нет! Куда ты побежал?

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Фуникулер! Скорее к нему!

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У меня есть план!

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-Ха-ха! Да!

-Супер!

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Гони словно ветер, вагончик!

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Добро пожаловать на самый

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медленный в мире фуникулер.

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Насладитесь видами на скорости

160 метров в час.

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Пошёл, пошёл, пошёл, давай!

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А эта штука может быстрее?

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Не может! Наслаждайтесь!

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Нравится пейзаж? Сделайте снимок!

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Мы обречены!

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Мы все умрем!

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Слушайте меня!

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На этом фуникулере есть рычаг

аварийного сброса!

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А внизу крупнейшая статуя Поля Баньяна

в Орегоне!

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И этот вагончик полетит вниз

через пять, четыре...

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Кенди, стой! Не надо дергать рычаг!

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Детка, ты что, рехнулась?

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Полетели!

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Моя единственная слабость –

гигантские ботинки!

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Гигантские газета и кружка –

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тоже, кстати, не очень приятно.

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Спасибо, что прокатились на нашем

фуникулере.

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Расскажите друзьям, как было скучно.

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Детка, это было гениально!

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Но откуда ты это знала?

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Бесполезные туристические брошюры.

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Стэни!

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Ну, прости. Не знаю, что на меня нашло!

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Ты же мне поможешь, да?

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Что?! После такого?!

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Я что, по-твоему, похож на идиота?

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Ты такой забавный!

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Никогда не думал о том, чтобы

стать комиком?

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Ну, если честно, думал!

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Ведь в наши дни комедия в упадке!

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Я бы использовал реквизит покрупнее!

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-Давай-ка я тебе помогу...

-Нет!

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Точно! Да!

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В этот раз ты победил!

Но помяни моё слово:

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пока на свете есть мужики, вроде тебя,

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с вашими банальными

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подходами к девушкам, я без добычи

не останусь!

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Все в машину! В машину!

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Ладно, парень, хорошо, признаю:

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я не эксперт по женщинам!

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У меня в прошлом один развод,

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и пощечин я получал очень много!

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Уверенность – важная штука,

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но в конечном итоге

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мастера съёма могут потерять голову!

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Я неудачник в вопросах женщин!

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Дядя, мы оба неудачники!

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Но знаешь, пусть даже твои советы

были плохи,

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но я ни разу за целый день не подумал

про Венди!

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А еще ты научил меня уверенности!

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Только нужно научиться правильно

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ей пользоваться!

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Кэнди, я нашел брошюру, которую

ты не читала.

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ПОПЫТКА НЕУДАЧНИКА ИЗВИНИТЬСЯ

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ИЗВИНИ! ТЫ – КЛАССНАЯ!

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Я не обижаюсь, Диппер!

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В пути люди совершают безумные поступки!

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И к тому же, когда ты сбежал от паука,

как девчонка,

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я потеряла к тебе интерес.

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Да! Да! Так мне и надо.

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Стыдно, что мы

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разрушили туристические центры.

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Мои приколы все обожают!

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И самое главное, что никогда не бывает

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никаких послед... Господи!

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Да что ж это такое!

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Нравится?! Тебе нравится?!

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Чёт я не понял!

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А за что именно мне всё это досталось?

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Ну вот, нам придется это чистить?

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Да не, Зус сам со всем разберется!

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Да, к слову о Зусе, а где Зус?

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Так, Зус, вспомни, чему учила бабулита!

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Потерялся – стой на одном месте

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и жди помощи!

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Нельзя двигаться!

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А из меня вышло бы классное пугало.