Стэн — кандидат в мэры

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Another day,

another random body pain.

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Here we go.

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Uhh!

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Dear Stan,

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I needed something

to carry milk in,

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so I used your slippers.

Love, Mabel.

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Uhh!

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Ahh.

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Dear Stan,

I took these

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to build a planetarium suit

for Soos.

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Sorry! Dipper.

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Uhh!

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Whoa, let's not take this line.

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There's an old person in it.

Pshht!

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Yeah, he's probably

gonna pay with,

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like, pennies

and war bonds.

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Hey! For your information,

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I was gonna shoplift

most of this!

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Security!

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Hahh! Smoke bomb!

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Aw, seriously?

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Ahh. Rough start to a day,

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but it's all

gonna be worth it

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when I fix that light bulb.

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And we're done.

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Does everyone see this?

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Thisis what a hero

looks like right here.

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I thought we were

out of light bulbs.

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Oh, we were.

So I invented my own.

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It will last a thousand years,

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and the light it emits

makes your skin softer.

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Never have I known

such softness.

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Anyway, where were you?

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Well, TV, at least

you appreciate me.

Give me the good news.

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This just in:

The mayor is dead.

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What?!

Whoa! What's goin' on?

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Raised by bears

in the wilderness,

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Mayor Eustace "Huckabone"

Befufftlefumpter

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was best known for

raising the water tower,

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possibly starting World War I,

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and putting town menace

Gideon Gleeful behind bars...

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in actual adult prison.

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A memorial statue

is already being carved

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in the deceased mayor's honor.

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I'm sorry. It's just been so

long since we've had real news.

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I'm just so happy!

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There will be

a Town Hall meeting

this afternoon

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to discuss replacing him.

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New mayor, huh?

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Wonder who it could be...

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All right, order, everyone!

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Calm down, now.

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We're here to choose a mayor

for the first time

in almost a century.

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According to

the town charter,

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a worthy candidate

is defined as anyone

who can cast a shadow,

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count to ten,

and throw their hat

into the provided ring.

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Well, now, I do believe

I fulfill all the requirements.

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Wait. Bud Gleeful?

He looks good,

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considering we threw

his son in jail.

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That was a good day.

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Now, folks, I know

our family's had

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its fair share

of whoopsie-daisies

in the past,

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but I'd like to make up

for it by formally announcing

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my candidacy for

the mayor of Gravity Falls!

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Any questions?

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Yes. Are you still in contact

with Little Gideon?

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That's a great question!

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I'm giving you fifty percent

off a used car.

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Fifty percent?

Fifty percent?!

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In fact, everyone

look under your seats.

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You get half off a used car,

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youget half off

a used car...

Better than cash!

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Wow! A colorful piece of paper!

He's gotmyvote.

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Guys, I've got

a really bad feeling

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about Bud Gleeful

as mayor.

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I don't know, dude,

it's not like we have

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a lot of good mayor options.

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Everyone in this town

is a tad strange,

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except, ironically,

Tad Strange.

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Hi, guys. Tad's the name,

and being normal's my game.

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Loving you, Tad!

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And I love bread.

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It's a shame Ford isn't here.

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He'd runandwin

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andbe a great mayor.

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So, since everyone's happy,

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I'll just take

the oath of office now,

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sound good? Gavel up.

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Hold it right there, Bud!

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I'm taking you on!

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Stanford? No offense,

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but you're just some

two-bit carnival barker,

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and your head is more ears

than face!

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Oh, yeah? Well, your face

is more fat than...not fat!

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Oh, snap.

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What do you say, folks?

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Are we just gonna

let Bud win?

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How about arealelection?

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Get in there, hat!

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Well, looks like we got

some competition here, folks.

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Which I'm fine with,

totally fine with.

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I was gonna let

bygones be bygones, Stan,

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but you just made

a powerful enemy.

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I'll win either way,

and when I do,

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you might not like

the Gravity Falls

you wake up in.

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Election! Election!

Election!

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Hee hee hee hee!

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Let the madness begin!

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Grunkle Stan,

what are you doing?!

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Running for mayor.

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Did I...

Did I not make that clear?

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Grunkle Stan,

it's not that we think

you can't do it,

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it's just...

No, no, it's okay, Mabel.

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We don't think you can do it.

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Look, kids,

the mayor kicking the bucket

got me thinking.

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I'm an old man

and I'm not getting any younger.

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My dumb brother's research

is probably gonna

make him famous,

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and what do I have

to show for my life?

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Do I really want

"crooked grifter"

on my tombstone?

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How about "crooked mayor"?

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Psst. Mabel, let's talk.

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I know Stan isn't

the best candidate...

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heck, he's committing

voter fraud right now...

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but Bud's definitely

up to something,

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and we're the only ones

who can stop him.

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You're right, Dipper.

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Besides, Stan has

akindof charisma.

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How hard could

getting him elected be?

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Spread the word, pig.

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All right, everybody,

eyes up here.

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Okay, Gravity Falls elections

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are based on two events:

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the Wednesday Stump Speech,

held on an actual stump,

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and the Friday Debate, wherein

townsfolk throw bird seed

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at the candidate they like most.

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At the end, they release

a Freedom Eagle,

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who will fly to the candidate

covered in more seed

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and bestow a birdly kiss

upon him,

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anointing him mayor.

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I couldn't make this up

if I wanted to.

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Okay, Grunkle Stan,

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are you ready for

your first radio interview?

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I got my mouth, don't I?

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Okay, you're on

with the candidate.

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You're listening

to Falls Radio,

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24-hour news

and bear rampage alerts.

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And now, here's the-T Man!

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Hello.

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Candidate Stan,

first question:

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How do you feel

about the American flag?

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Eh. I can

take it or leave it.

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Too many stripes.

Next question?

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I don't know about that.

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What would you do

to help educate our kids?

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Heh! Simple.

Put 'em on an island

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and make 'em

fight for dominance.

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Also teach kids swears.

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That'll bring 'em

into the real world.

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What would you do about

the crime in Gravity Falls?

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Wait. Do you mean

crime in general,

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or just the specific crimes

committed by m...

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Okay, interview's over.

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Candy, what's the damage?

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Your approval rating

started at zero.

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Now it's a number

lower than zero.

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You're meme-ing fast,

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and none of them are good.

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Look, Grunkle Stan,

people are like smell markers,

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and you're black licorice.

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It's not that

you're unsniffable,

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you just need to learn

when to keep the cap on.

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From now on,

maybe you should just read

our prepared remarks.

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Heh heh! Sorry, kids.

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I only say words

that come out of my brain.

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If my head says,

"That lady's got

an ugly baby,"

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my mouth says, "Whoa, lady!

You got one ugly baby!"

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And he's insisting

on speaking his mind!

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So thisisan emergency.

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The Stump Speech

is in a couple of days,

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and if he continues like this,

we'll lose to Bud for sure.

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Hmm. It's a shame

there isn't some device

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that would allow you to control

someone else.

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Oh, wait. Of course.

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Yes. There is.

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A long time ago

I designed a prototype

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for Ronald Reagan's masters.

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Just get Stan to wear this,

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and you can make him

a literal talking head.

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Whoa! This is amazing!

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And ethically ambiguous!

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As long as you wear

the matching one,

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he'll say and do

whatever you want him to.

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Thank you, Great Uncle Ford!

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Yes, yes. Use it

responsibly and all.

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Whoa, thanks for

the slammin' tie, dudes.

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These stripes

are so slimming.

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You really think

this mind control tie

is gonna work?

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Flip the switch

and test it out.

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Whoa!

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Oh-oh-oh,

I'm a dancing dude,

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I got the fancy moves

and a bad attitude.

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Ohh!

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Ha! That's amazing!

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Guys! Something weird

just happened.

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I'm really freaked out!

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I am Soos-tron.

Watch me eat this pinecone.

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Mind control isawesome!

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Oh, my gosh!

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My life just flashed

before my eyes! Ohh!

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Education? Git it!

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Prosperity? Git it!

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A Gravity Falls

we can be proud of?

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Gitit!!!

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Do I really have

to wear this thing?

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It looks like a flag

threw up on me.

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Grunkle Stan,

just trust your

lucky tie.

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And now,

Stanford Pines!

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You're on, Grunkle Stan!

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Okay, we'll only jump in

if he starts doing badly.

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Hiya there! Stan Pines here.

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Let's get real. Do you think

the women of Gravity Falls

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wear too much makeup?

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Jump in! Jump in!

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Uhh! Uh,

what Imeantto say was,

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you ladies all look great.

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And have you done something

with your hair?

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Girl, you are workin' it!

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That is exactly

what I needed to hear

right now!

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Whew! I'm Stan Pines.

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You may know me as

that guy who accidentally

let all those bees loose

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in that elementary school

a few years back.

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But I believe in things.

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America. Freedom.

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Ameri-Freedom.

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Good. He's saying

all the right things.

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Like my opponent

pointed out,

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I may not have

a pretty face,

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but if you want a candidate

that will listen to you,

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well, I'm proud

to beallears.

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Now watch me break itdown!

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Uhh!

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Grunkle Stan,

that was amazing!

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Yeah! How'd you do it,

Mr. Pines?

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Uh, I don't know.

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I just opened my mouth

and spoke from the heart.

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Or gut. Or something.

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What is that sound?

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Why are people

jamming their hands together?

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It's applause!

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Grunkle Stan,

they love you!

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They...loveme?

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Stan! Stan! Stan!

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There he is!

Mr. Pines, can we

get a picture?

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Yes we Stan!

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Doggone it!

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Gosh heck huckleberry

honeysuckle darn it!

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Excuse my language.

I'm so sorry.

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Oh, this is bad.

This isrealbad.

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I need to speak with

my campaign manager.

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Please excuse me

for a moment.

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Look, I'm sorry

about all this.

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This is a minor setback,

but we'll win,

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I'm sure of it.

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Minor setback?

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Minor setback?!

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You listen, Daddy,

and you listen good.

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Prison is a nightmare!

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I eat the same slop every day!

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They have no hair products

in here!

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I can't sleep because

my cellmate took my pillow

for a wife!

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You think I've been

having fun in here?!

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Hey, best friend!

Don't be late for

Friendship Bracelet class!

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I have fingerpainting

at the same time!

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The mayor dying's

my one ticket out of here,

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which is why you're gonna

win this election,

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pardon me out of prison, and

we're not gonna let the Pines

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get in my way again!

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But... but you don't understand.

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He's going great in the polls.

It's almost like magic.

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Magic, you say.

00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,540

Well, maybe it's time

we fight fire with fire.

00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,620

I been saving this

for a long time,

00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,740

waiting for the right moment.

00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,930

Boy, now, we discussed this.

00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,570

No more spooky spells.

00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:51,090

Well, Daddy,

00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,650

maybe you just need to have

more of an open mind.

00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:01,530

No, boy, not that!

00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,480

Anything but that!

00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,180

Aaaaah!!!

00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,980

Ooh, it's him!

00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,750

Lookin' good,

mayor candidate.

00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,950

Hooeey! It's the guy

I'm gonna vote for!

00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,710

Lookin' A-OK, Stanford, A-OK.

00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,430

Tad, that means so much

coming from you.

00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,950

Hey-O!

00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,780

Stan!

00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,420

Now just the ladies.

00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,550

Stan!

00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,100

Now just the ladies my age.

00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,260

Stan!

00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:33,330

Woof! Never mind.

00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:37,820

On the house,

Mr. Big Shot.

00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:39,580

Now,thisI could get used to.

00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,170

Grunkle Stan,

what's with the outfit?

00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:42,610

You're missing

your lucky tie.

00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,650

Power tie.

Gotta wear it.

00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,490

Come on,

have you seen the polls?

00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,490

I could debate naked

and I'd still win.

00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:49,330

Huh. Come to think of it...

00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:51,170

Ha ha. Seriously, though,

00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,400

we need you to wear

that suit and tie.

00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,320

Suit and tie.

Gotta wear it.

00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:58,200

Uhh! Why do you kids

have to constantly

tell me what to do?

00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:00,690

Everyone in this town

is finally showing me respect...

00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,560

maybe you kids should, too.

00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:05,640

Grunkle Stan, we'd respect you

if you took things more

seriously.

00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:07,200

I am taking this

seriously!

00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,510

If you haven't noticed,

00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,640

everything's that's come out

of this golden mouth

00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,150

has put us on top, with

or without your dumb advice!

00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:14,120

Dumb advice?!

Yeah!

00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,190

Dumb advice.

Dang it, Stan!

00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,910

Every one of those speeches

we were controlling you!

00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,510

Dipper!

What?!

00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:23,470

This tie is

a mind control device

invented by Ford.

00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,890

If it wasn't for this tie,

you'd be losing!

00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,620

Well, you can tell

that know-it-all Ford

00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:32,530

that he can keep

his fancy light bulbs

and magic ties.

00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,980

I'm gonna win this debate

on my own,

without any of you!

00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:36,640

Stan, wait! You can't!

00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,050

Oh, this is bad.

00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,850

If we want to beat Bud,

we need another candidate, fast.

00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:44,370

What we need is

a blank slate,

00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,050

someone totally suggestible,

00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:49,080

an empty piece of clay

we can mold to our whims.

00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,410

Hey, a little help,

dudes?

00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,530

I accidentally got my head

stuck in my shirt sleeve.

00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,020

I guess this is my life now.

00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,360

Seed here!

Support your favorite candidate

00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,750

by throwing election seed!

00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,470

Welcome, all,

to the final debate

00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:05,390

in what's sure to be,

on a cosmic scale,

00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,510

a forgettable blip

in human history.

00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:10,670

And here come the three

more popular candidates!

00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:13,030

Oh! Hello there, Stanford.

00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:16,550

Long time no see.

Hee hee. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,500

Don't you "tee-hee" me.

I'll debate you

into the ground!

00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:23,660

Oh, but I have

a widdle twick up my

sweevie-weeves.

00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,220

You're making me

very uncomfortable

right now.

00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,980

But what's this?

00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:30,570

One new candidate

has entered the race!

00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,120

Wait a minute.What?!

00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,570

Those backstabbing...

00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,930

Let the debate begin!

00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,370

First question:

00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,520

What's your position on axes?

00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:45,090

Wait. I mean...taxes.

00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,800

Easy. Taxes are the worst.

00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,680

I propose we stimulate

the economy

00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:51,160

by waging wars

on neighboring cities.

00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,110

We have the cannons.

00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,360

Boo!

00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,910

What? Uh...

00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,790

I don't know much about taxes,

00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,320

but I can promise you

a kitten in every pot.

00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,670

That doesn't make sense, Mabel.

00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,550

Youdon't make sense, Dipper!

00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,140

Fwends. Fwends.

Can't you see what's happening

on this stage?

00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,820

These politicians

are dancing around the issues.

00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:16,100

Well,Icansing

round the issues!

00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:18,980

Crime is bad,

crime is so, so bad

00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,020

Vote for Bud and it ain't

gonna be no crime

00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,830

Crime's bad.

Vote for Bud

00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,440

You may now

throw your birdseed.

00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:31,010

And now

a quick intermission.

00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,530

We're getting

eaten alive back there.

00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,610

Since when has Bud

been creepily adorable?

00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,160

I don't know!

It doesn't make sense!

00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,040

He's almost acting

just like...like...

00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,310

Widdle old me.

00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:47,960

Aha! Hello there!

Long time no see.

00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:49,560

Except in my revenge fantasies

00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,350

where I see you

on an hourly basis.

00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,920

Gideon! I knew you were

somehow behind this!

00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:55,390

You've been controlling Bud!

00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,680

And it seemsyou've

been controlling Stanford!

00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,270

I have to hand it

to both y'all.

00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,910

You've gotten much eviler

since I last saw ya.

00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:03,100

Daddy.

00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:07,930

Let go of us!

00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:16,610

Behold your grand view

of the debate!

00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,300

Once I win this election,

00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,940

I'll finally rule

this backwoods town!

00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,850

You'll never get away with this,

you creepy little dork!

00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:27,450

Oh, I'd be happy

to spare you, Mabel...

if you agree to be mine.

00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,170

I even made you

this wedding dress

in crafts class.

00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,880

Don't ask what it's made of.

00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,170

Ew! I'd rather die,

you creep!

00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:37,360

Fine! Have it your way.

Once I win,

00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,360

they'll hit the plunger

for the fireworks display,

00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,080

finishing the mountain's

construction,

00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,800

trapping you all inside.

00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,760

I've been trapped

behind concrete all summer...

00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,950

now see howyoulike it!

00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,110

Say hello to the next

mayor of Gravity Falls, kids!

00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,270

And that is why, um,

00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,820

the Statue of Liberty

is our hottest landmark.

00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,150

Boo!!!!

00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,270

Awright, I lied.

She's kind of mannish.

00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,580

What do you want from me?

00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,890

Ahh. You're dying out there,

Stan.

00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,140

Kids, you were right

all along.

00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:13,130

I shoulda listened to you

when I had the chance.

00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,380

Help! Help us!

What the... ?!

00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:17,280

We're tied to

a bunch of fireworks!

00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,110

Kids!

00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,480

Aah!

Aaah!

00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,250

Listen, everybody,

00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,360

this debate is over.

00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,120

I gotta go save my family!

00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,680

No, those... those are just

some demolition dummies.

00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,760

Nothin' to see here.

00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,880

Can it, Gleeful!

00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,270

Heeyahhh!

00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,190

In a shocking

turn of events,

00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,790

Stan Pines has run to

the aid of two children

00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,950

who appear to be in danger.

00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:49,270

And the crowd is loving it!

00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,150

No! Stop it!

Thank you, but stop it!

00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,250

Get back,

you terror birds!

00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,160

Heeyahh!

00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,170

Grunkle Stan!

00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:09,180

Kids! Look, I'm sorry

I was being stubborn.

00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:12,610

I guess being the town's hero

wasn't enough...

I wanted to be yours, too.

00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:16,170

We're sorry, Grunkle Stan.

We should have supported you,

win or lose.

00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,770

Probably lose.

00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,340

I can still drop you, you know.

00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:29,880

No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, not again!

00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,640

Time to take care of you

once and for all!

00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,630

Oh no! We have to

get out of here!

00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,350

Kids, if I die,

00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,860

make sure I get

a bigger tombstone than Ford.

00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,130

No! No!

00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,740

Aaaaaah!

00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:20,400

Mayor Pines!

Mayor Pines! Mayor Pines!

00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,880

Well, I guess

we know who won.

00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,240

This just in:

00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,470

Stanford Pines loses.

00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:27,510

What?!

00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,240

Despite winning an overwhelming

95% of the vote,

00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,270

election officials

had to disqualify him

00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,670

due to discovery of

an extensive criminal record.

00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,830

Oh boy.

00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,310

Stan, what did you do?

00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,910

Whatdidn'tI do?

00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,180

Crimes include shoplifting,

00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,750

teaching bears to drive,

00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,700

a new crime he invented

called "burgle-bezzlement,"

00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,660

first-degree llamacide...

00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,540

That llama knew too much.

00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:49,940

Due to this shocking

development,

00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:52,060

it would appear the mayorship

passes to

00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,660

the only candidate who actually

filled our their paperwork,

00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:57,960

local enthusiasm enthusiast

Tyler Cutebiker.

00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,850

Got it.

00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,530

We will dedicate

the rest of this broadcast

00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,490

to listing Stan's crimes.

00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,880

First-degree thermometer theft,

pug trafficking...

00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,080

Whoo! At least they didn't

list any of the bad ones.

00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,440

On an unrelated topic,

I have a lot of cheap pugs,

00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:16,160

and I need to move them fast.

00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,640

I'm sorry, Stan.

00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,990

I actually think you as mayor

would have been fun.

00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,480

Maybe it's for the best.

00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,070

I got close the dream,

though, kids.

00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,990

Hey, I knit you something.

00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,500

It's not official,

but I think it fits.

00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,430

Grunkle Stan,

are youcrying?

00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,620

I got campaign confetti

in my eyes.

00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,460

Come on, kids, want to go

vandalize Mayor Tyler's mansion?

00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,230

Hey hey! Vandalism!

Yay!!!

00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,820

I'm sorry the election thing

didn't work out for you, bro.

00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,140

If it makes you feel any better,

00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,900

we're gonna throw

a riot tonight.

00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:49,380

Does someone

want to throw a riot?

00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:51,870

Thanks, Ghost Eyes,

I'm just not in the mood.

00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,830

This poster is the only thing

keeping me going.

00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,510

I'm finally ready

to make a deal.

00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:06,340

Новый день и новая боль в новом месте!

00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:09,090

Поехали!

00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:12,450

Дядя Стэн,

00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,680

мне нужна была тара для молока,

00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,280

и я взяла твои шлепанцы. С любовью, Мэйбл.

00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:28,880

Дядя Стэн, я взял лампочки

00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,870

для костюма Зуса!

00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,670

Извини! Диппер.

00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,870

Йоу, давайте в другую кассу.

00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:39,580

Со стариком мы застрянем.

00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,220

Ха! Да, будет расплачиваться

00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,380

деньгами времён Второй мировой.

00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,990

Чтобы вы знали:

00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,740

я вообще собирался всё это спереть.

00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,200

Охрана, сюда!

00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,840

Ха! Дымовая бомба!

00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:54,720

Вы что, издеваетесь?!

00:00:57,740 --> 00:00:59,650

Тяжелое начало дня!

00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,090

Но всё окупится,

00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,290

как только я вверну лампочку.

00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:05,170

И готово!

00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:08,080

Мальчики, вы видели?

00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,170

Вот, как выглядит настоящий герой!

00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:12,090

У нас же кончились лампочки.

00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:14,360

Да, кончились! Тогда я изобрел свою!

00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:15,760

Просветит целую тысячу лет,

00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:17,840

а её свет делает кожу мягче!

00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:21,040

О такой мягкости я и не мечтал!

00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:22,260

А ты где пропадал?

00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:28,230

Телевизор, хотя бы ты меня ценишь!

Дай хорошую новость.

00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,030

Печальное известие! Наш мэр скончался!

00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,100

-Что?!

-Ой, дядя, что случилось?

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Вскормленный медведями в лесу,

00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,860

мэр Юстас Хакабон Бифаффтелфамптер

00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:38,780

известен тем, что построил

водонапорную башню,

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возможно, начал Первую мировую

00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,620

и посадил мошенника Гидеона Глифула

00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:45,500

в тюрьму для взрослых!

00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:47,820

В настоящий момент уже ведутся работы

00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:50,290

по созданию памятника покойному мэру!

00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:55,530

Простите! Просто у нас так давно

не было новостей!

00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,580

И я так счастлива.

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Сегодня состоится общегородское собрание

00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,010

по выборам мэра.

00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,170

Выборы мэра?!

00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:05,120

Интересно, кто победит?

00:02:09,244 --> 00:02:10,644

ДИППЕР

00:02:10,668 --> 00:02:12,068

МЭЙБЛ

00:02:12,092 --> 00:02:13,292

СТЭН

00:02:17,616 --> 00:02:19,216

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,800

СОБРАНИЕ ПО ВЫБОРАМ МЭРА

00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,470

Внимание, тише, тише, говорю!

00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,390

Успокойтесь уже!

00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,790

Мы собрались здесь, чтобы выбрать мэра

впервые за 100 лет!

00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,430

Согласно уставу города:

00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,820

«Кандидатом может быть любой,

кто отбрасывает тень,

00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:38,570

считает до десяти и может кинуть

шляпу в кольцо».

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Ну что ж, я полагаю, что удовлетворяю

всем требованиям.

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-Что?! Это Бад Глифул?

-Да, он!

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Мы его сына в тюрьму засадили.

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Славный был денёк!

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Итак, друзья, я признаю, что моя семья

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в прошлом наломала дров, но теперь я хочу

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загладить свою вину и исполнить

гражданский долг,

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выдвинув себя на пост мэра Гравити Фолз!

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Вопросы есть?

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Да! Поддерживаете ли вы связь

с малышом Гидеоном?

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Очень хороший вопрос!

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Даю вам 50% скидки

на машину!

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50%? 50%!

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Все, посмотрите под своими сиденьями!

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Даю 50% скидки вам.

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-И 50% – вам!

-Лучше налички.

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Вот это да! Цветастая бумажка!

Я за него голосую!

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Мне не нравится сама мысль о том,

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что Бад Глифул станет мэром.

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Не знаю, чувак! Кажись, выбор у нас тут

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не очень большой!

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У нас же тут все «слегка того»!

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Кроме, как ни странно, Слегка Таво.

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Привет! Я – Слегок Таво, и я совершенно

нормален.

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Люблю тебя, Слегок!

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А я – хлеба кусок.

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Жаль, что тут нет Форда!

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Вот он бы победил!

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И был бы крутым мэром!

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Что ж, раз все довольны,

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я, пожалуй, дам клятву мэра

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и стукну молотком.

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Не надо так спешить, Бад!

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Я тебе бросаю вызов!

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Стэнфорд?! Только без обид,

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но ты всего лишь дешёвый

развлекатель толпы!

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А уши у тебя, почти как у слона!

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Вот как?! А у тебя физиономия жирная,

как у жирдяя!

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Я за него!

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Что скажете, люди?

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Просто отдадим пост мэра?!

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Даёшь настоящие выборы!

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Я тоже баллотируюсь!

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Ты смотри, похоже, у нас назревает

соревнование,

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чему, впрочем, я очень рад, очень рад!

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Я уж было хотел забыть прошлые

обиды, Стэн,

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но знай: ты нажил себе сильного врага!

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Я стану мэром! И когда стану,

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тебе будет очень неуютно в Гравити Фолз.

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Выборы! Выборы! Выборы!

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И пусть начнется безумие!

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Дядя Стэн, что такое ты делаешь?

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Баллотируюсь!

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Или я неясно выразился?

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Дядя Стэн, мы, конечно, верим,

что ты сможешь,

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-просто...

-Нет, нет, не надо, Мэйбл!

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Мы не верим, что ты сможешь.

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Детишки, после кончины мэра я задумался:

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я – старик и моложе, увы, не буду!

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Исследования моего братца сделают

его знаменитым,

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а чего я добился в жизни?!

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Что напишут на моей могиле:

«мелкий жулик»?

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Лучше ведь: «жулик-мэр»!

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Псс, Мэйбл! Разговор!

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Стэн, конечно, не лучший кандидат!

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А сейчас он вообще совершает вброс.

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Но Бад замышляет недоброе,

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и только мы можем ему помешать.

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Согласна, Диппер!

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К тому же, у Стэна есть своя харизма!

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За него будет несложно агитировать.

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СВИНЬИ ЗА ПАЙНСА!

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Работай, свинка!

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Итак, прошу внимания!

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Выборы в Гравити Фолз

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зиждутся на двух моментах:

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«Пенёчная речь в среду», которую

произносят на пне,

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и «Пятничные дебаты», на которых горожане

бросают пшено

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в полюбившегося кандидата!

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В конце выпускают «Орла свободы»,

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который летит к кандидату, на котором

больше пшена,

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и оставляет на нем «Орлиный поцелуй»,

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тем самым провозглашая его мэром!

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Такую чушь нарочно не придумаешь!

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Итак, Дядя Стэн,

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ты готов к первому радиоинтервью?

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Рот у меня с собой всегда!

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Я передаю трубку кандидату.

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В эфире «Радио Фолз».

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Новости круглосуточно

и предупреждения о медведях.

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А теперь с вами ди-джей Ти-мэн!

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Привет всем!

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Кандидат Стэн, первый вопрос.

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Что вы чувствуете к американскому флагу?

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Да ничего не чувствую.

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Слишком полосатый! Следующий вопрос.

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Что-то он мне не нравится.

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Как вы улучшите образование детей?

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Хех! Детей? Отправлю их на остров,

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пусть борются за власть!

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А еще научу браниться,

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чтобы познали реальный мир.

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А что вы думаете о преступности

в нашем городе?

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Вы говорите о преступности вообще

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или о преступлениях, что совершил я...

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Интервью окончено!

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Кенди, каков ущерб?

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Поддержка была на уровне ноль,

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а теперь она на порядок ниже.

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Вашу речь растащили на мемы!

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НАУЧИТЕ ДЕТЕЙ БРАНИТЬСЯ!

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Знаешь, дядя Стэн, люди – как маркеры

с запахом!

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А ты – чёрная лакрица!

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Запах резковат, но терпим,

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только надо не забывать вовремя

надевать колпачок.

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Вот, прочитай наши предложения на тему

твоих выступлений.

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Хе-хе! Извините!

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Я всегда говорю то, что думаю!

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Если я думаю «у дамочки страшный ребенок»,

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тут же говорю: «Ой, дамочка, какой у вас

страшный малыш!»

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И еще он хочет говорить то, что думает!

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Значит, дело и правда срочное.

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«Пенёчная речь» через два дня,

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и если он продолжит в том же духе,

он точно продует Баду!

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Хм, жаль, нет такого устройства,

00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,960

которое контролировало бы чужой мозг!

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Ой, подожди! Как нет?!

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Есть!

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Давным-давно я создал прототип

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для хозяев Рональда Рейгана!

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Пусть Стэн его наденет,

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и он станет в прямом смысле

говорящей головой!

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Это так классно!

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И совершенно неэтично!

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А пока на тебе чёрный,

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он скажет и сделает, что захочешь.

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Спасибо, дядя Форд!

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Помни об ответственности и всё такое.

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Ого, спасибо за галстучек, чуваки!

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А эти полоски так стройнят!

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Думаешь, это устройство контроля

над сознанием сработает?

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Надевай галстук и проверим.

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О-о-о, я танцую!

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Руками двигаю! Глазами хлопаю!

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Диппер, это отпад!

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Ребята, со мной что-то странное!

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Мне реально страшно!

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Я – Зус-Трон. Смотри, как я ем шишку.

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Контролировать мозги – так круто!

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Господи!

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Вся жизнь пронеслась перед глазами!

00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,410

ПЕНЁЧНАЯ РЕЧЬ

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Образование? Даёшь!

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Процветание? Даёшь!

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Гравити Фолз, которым гордишься?

00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,010

Даёшь!

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Хех, а это обязательно?

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Как будто меня стошнило флагом!

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Дядя, доверься счастливому галстуку!

00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,540

А теперь – Стэнфорд Пайнс!

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Иди, Дядя Стэн!

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Ладно, но только если дела пойдут плохо.

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Всем приветик! С вами Стэн Пайнс!

00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,890

Теперь «по-чесноку»: почему женщины

Гравити Фолз

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так наштукатурены.

00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,530

Включай! Включай!

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Э, я скажу по-другому:

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наши дамы – прекрасны!

00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:13,610

Вы что-то сделали с волосами?

00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,010

Девочки, это просто отпад!

00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:19,760

Это именно то, что я хотела услышать.

00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:21,770

Я – Стэн Пайнс.

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Вы помните, это я пару лет назад

выпустил рой пчел

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на территории начальной школы!

00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:29,830

Но я верю в идеалы:

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в Америку, в свободу.

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В Америбоду.

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Слышите?! Он говорит правильные вещи!

00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,750

Мой оппонент недавно сказал,

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что я не очень-то красив!

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Но если нужен тот, кто будет вас слушать,

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где ещё вы найдёте такие уши?

00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:48,020

Народ, а теперь я для вас станцую!

00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,580

Дядя Стэн, ты потрясающий!

00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,530

Как вам это удалось, мистер Пайнс?

00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,850

Э, я не знаю!

00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,970

Я открыл рот и говорил от сердца!

00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,920

То есть нутром или печёнкой!

00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:10,120

А что это за шум?

00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:12,520

Зачем эти люди бьют ладонью о ладонь?

00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,920

Аплодисменты!

00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:16,480

Дядя Стэн, они тебя любят!

00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,960

Они меня любят?

00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:21,620

Стэн! Стэн! Стэн!

00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:25,880

А вот и он! Мистер Пайнс, можно вас

щелкнуть?

00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:28,070

Все мы – Стэн!

00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:34,570

«Стэн – мужик!» – заявил местный лесоруб

00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:35,770

Стэна поддержали пенсионеры!

00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:36,870

Стэн заручился поддержкой бобров

00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,870

Аутсайдер становится лидером!

00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:39,870

Вот проклятье!

00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,700

Ядрёные головешки, чтоб вам было пусто!

00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,620

Э, извините за грубую лексику!

00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:46,820

О, всё плохо! Всё очень плохо!

00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,340

Нужно поговорить с главой

избирательной кампании.

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Я быстро!

00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,820

Мне жаль, что всё так происходит.

00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:57,090

Немного не везёт, но мы победим!

00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,570

Я в этом уверен.

00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,650

Немного не везет?

00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,570

Немного не везет?!

00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:04,650

Ну-ка послушай внимательно, папа!

00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:05,720

Сидеть в тюрьме – это кошмар!

00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,720

Каждый день ем одно и то же!

00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,970

И нет никаких лосьонов для волос!

00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:13,480

И я не сплю, потому что сокамерник

отнял у меня подушку!

00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,720

Может, ты думаешь, что я тут развлекаюсь?

00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:19,230

-Привет, дружище!

-Приходи на кружок плетения фенечек!

00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:22,680

У меня в то же самое время кружок

рисования!

00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,910

Смерть мэра – шанс выбраться отсюда!

00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,830

И ты обязан выиграть эти выборы,

00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,270

помиловать меня и не позволить Пайнсам

00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,620

снова спутать нам карты!

00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,150

Но ты не понимаешь!

00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,140

Он просто отлично выступает!

Это какое-то чудо!

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Значит, чудо, говоришь?

00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,540

Что ж, может, пора выбить клин клином!

00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,620

Я храню это уже очень давно!

00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,740

Жду нужного момента.

00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,930

Сын, мы это уже обсуждали!

00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,570

Больше никаких заклятий.

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Знаешь, папочка,

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возможно, тебе просто не хватает

широты взгляда!

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Сынок, нет!

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Нет, не надо!

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ДЕНЬ ВЫБОРОВ

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Это он.

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Хорошо выглядите, кандидат!

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Ух, ты! За него я буду голосовать!

00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,710

Вы молодец, Стэнфорд! Вы молодец!

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Таво, ваша оценка для меня очень важна!

00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,950

Хэй-хоу!

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Стэн!

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А теперь только дамочки!

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Стэн!

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Теперь только дамы моих лет!

00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,260

Стэн!

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Стоп, был не прав!

00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:37,820

Вам бесплатно, большой человек!

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А к этому легко привыкнуть!

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Что это за новый прикид?

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А твой счастливый галстук?

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В нем сила. Надо надеть.

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Да ладно. Видели опрос?

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Я выиграю, даже если выйду голым!

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Ха! Интересная идея!

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Ха-ха! Нет, серьёзно, надень, пожалуйста,

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свой костюмчик и галстучек, дядя Стэн.

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Костюм и галстук! Надеть!

00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:58,200

Вечно вы говорите мне,

что нужно делать!

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Меня наконец-то в городе зауважали!

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И вам тоже следует!

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Мы бы проявили уважение, если бы ты

был посерьезнее.

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Я очень серьезен!

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И кстати,

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всё, что я говорю,

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приближает нас к победе!

И без ваших тупых советов!

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-Тупых советов?

-Да!

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-Тупых советов.

-Дядя Стэн!

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Во время твоих речей мы тебя

контролировали!

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-Диппер!

-Что?

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Это устройство контроля мозга дяди Форда!

00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,890

Если бы не оно, ты бы проигрывал.

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Скажите всезнайке Форду,

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пусть заберёт свои лампочки

и чудо-галстуки!

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Я сам выиграю эти дебаты.

Без вашей помощи!

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Дядя Стэн! Погоди! Нет!

00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,050

Да, дело плохо!

00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,850

Если хотим одолеть Бада, срочно нужен

другой кандидат.

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И нам нужен чистый лист!

00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,050

Абсолютно податливый!

00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:49,080

Кусок сырой глины, из которой мы

вылепим победу.

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Чуваки, помогите!

00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,530

Застрял головой в рукаве свитера!

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Неужели теперь так жить?!

00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,800

ФИНАЛЬНЫЕ ДЕБАТЫ

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Кому пшено? Поддержите своего кандидата,

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бросая в него пшено!

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Добро пожаловать на финальные дебаты,

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которые в масштабах вселенной –

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просто клякса в истории человечества!

00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:10,670

И вот трое самых популярных кандидатов.

00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:13,030

О, приветствую тебя, Стэнфорд.

00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:16,550

Сколько лет, сколько зим! Хи-хи!

00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,500

Хватит тут хихикать!

Я тебя по трибуне размажу!

00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:23,660

О! Но у меня в лукавчике плиплятана

козылная калта.

00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,220

От того, как ты это сказал,

мне стало неловко.

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Но что это?!

00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:30,570

На сцене появляется еще один –

новый кандидат.

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Погодите! Что?!

00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,570

Ну, предатели!

00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,930

Мы начинаем дебаты.

00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,370

Первый вопрос!

00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,520

Что вы думаете о топорах?

00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:45,090

Ой, в смысле о налогах?

00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,800

Налоги? Это полная жесть!

00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,680

Предлагаю стимулировать экономику,

00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:51,160

начав войну с соседними городами!

00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,110

У нас есть много пушек!

00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,360

Фу...

00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,910

Что? Э...

00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,790

Про налоги я не знаю,

00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,320

но зато обещаю по котёнку в каждый дом!

00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,670

Но это чушь, Мэйбл!

00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,550

Сам ты чушь, Диппер.

00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,140

Длузья, длузья! Видите, что здесь

плоисходит?

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Эти политики лицемелят и выклучиваются!

00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:16,100

А я могу спеть вам честную песню!

00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:18,980

Всё так плохо!

Всё очень-очень плохо!

00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,020

Плоголосуй и будет холосо!

00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,830

За меня! Я – Бад!

00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,440

Теперь вы можете бросать пшено!

00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:31,010

А теперь небольшой перерыв.

00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,530

Нас там просто съели заживо!

00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,610

И откуда у Бада эта манера сюсюкать?

00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,160

Я не понимаю! Что-то здесь не так!

00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,040

Он ведёт себя почти как...

00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,310

Ваш старый приятель.

00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:47,960

Ха-ха! Приветик! Давно не виделись!

00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:49,560

Хотя нет, в мечтах о мести

00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,350

я видел вас почти ежечасно.

00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,920

Гидеон! Так и знал, что ты тут замешан!

00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:55,390

Ты контролировал отца!

00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,680

Ну, а вы контролировали Стэнфорда!

00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,270

Должен отдать вам должное:

00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,910

за это время вы стали намного подлее!

00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:03,100

Папа!

00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:07,930

Отпусти нас!

00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:16,610

Узрите, отсюда отличный вид на дебаты!

00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,300

Когда я выиграю выборы,

00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,940

я приберу к рукам этот жалкий город!

00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,850

Тебе всё это с рук не сойдёт,

мерзкое отродье!

00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:27,450

Буду рад предложить тебе свою руку!

Надеюсь, на согласие!

00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,170

В кружке шитья я сшил подвенечное платье!

00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,880

Не спрашивай, из чего оно.

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Фу! Да я лучше умру, придурок.

00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:37,360

Ладно! Как пожелаешь! Когда я выиграю,

00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,360

этим рычагом запустят салют.

00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,080

Тогда эту пещеру завалит,

00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,800

и вы окажетесь в ловушке!

00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,760

Я всё лето провел в каменном мешке.

00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,950

А вы проведёте всю жизнь!

00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,110

Детки, поприветствуйте нового мэра

Гравити Фолз!

00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,270

И поэтому, э...

00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,820

Статуя свободы – главная

достопримечательность.

00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,270

По-моему, она мужеподобна!

00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,580

Что вас не устраивает?

00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,490

Эх, всё летит к чертям, Стэн!

00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:08,729

ТВОЯ РЕЧЬ

00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,140

А дети-то были правы!

00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:13,130

Очень жаль, что я их не слушал.

00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,380

-На помощь! Помогите!

-Что это?

00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:17,280

Мы привязаны к фейерверкам!

00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,110

Дети!

00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,250

Короче, народ!

00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,360

Дебаты окончены!

00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,120

Мне нужно спасать внуков.

00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,680

Нет, это просто манекены!

00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,760

Не стоит волноваться!

00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,880

Заткнись, Глифул!

00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,190

Драматическое развитие ситуации!

00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,790

Стэн Пайнс бежит спасать двух детей,

00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,950

попавших в беду!

00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:49,270

И народу это нравится!

00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,150

Прекратите! Спасибо, но хватит!

00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,250

Отстаньте, глупые птицы!

00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,170

Дядя Стэн!

00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:09,180

Дети! Простите, что был таким упрямым!

00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:12,610

Быть героем города не достаточно!

Я хотел быть вашим героем.

00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:16,170

И ты прости нас, дядя! Нужно было

поддержать тебя, по-любому.

00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,770

Он бы точно проиграл.

00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,340

Я ведь могу и отпустить!

00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:29,880

Нет! Нет! Нет! Опять!

00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,640

Я о вас позабочусь раз и навсегда!

00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,630

О, нет! Нужно сматываться!

00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,350

Дети, если я умру,

00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,860

пусть моё надгробие будет больше,

чем у Форда.

00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,130

Нет! Нет!

00:18:57,654 --> 00:18:59,654

ОРЁЛ, ВЫБИРАЮЩИЙ МЭРА

00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:20,400

Наш мэр – Пайнс! Наш мэр – Пайнс!

Наш мэр – Пайнс!

00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,880

Ну, вот мы и узнали, кто победил.

00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,240

Срочная новость.

00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,470

Стэнфорд Пайнс проигрывает.

00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:27,510

Что?

00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,240

Несмотря на отданные ему 95% голосов,

00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,270

изберком аннулировал результаты

00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,670

из-за яркого криминального

прошлого кандидата.

00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,830

Да что ж такое!

00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,310

Дядя Стэн, а что ты натворил?

00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,910

Чего я не натворил!

00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,180

Он воровал в магазинах,

00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,750

учил бобров водить

00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,700

и изобрёл новые виды преступлений:

злостный стёб,

00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,660

ламо-убийство первой степени.

00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,540

Та лама много знала!

00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:49,940

В связи с этими новостями

00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:52,060

должность мэра переходит

00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,660

к единственному кандидату,

верно заполнившему документы:

00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:57,960

к энтузиасту энтузиазма

Тайлеру Кьютбайкеру.

00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,850

Даёшь!

00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,530

Далее в нашей программе перечисление

00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,490

преступлений Стэна Пайнса!

00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,880

Кража термометра первой степени,

торговля мопсами...

00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,080

Это они еще серьёзные не вскрыли!

00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,440

Да, и кстати говоря, у меня есть

дешевые мопсы,

00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:16,160

и надо их продать.

00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,640

Сочувствую, дядя Стэн!

00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,990

Я считаю, что ты был бы хорошим мэром.

00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,480

Может, это и к лучшему!

00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,070

Но я был близок к мечте.

00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,990

Я тебе кое-что связала!

00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,500

Конечно, не лента мэра, зато твой размер.

00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,500

НАШ ГЕРОЙ

00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,430

Дядя Стэн, ты, что ли, плачешь?

00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,620

Это конфетти в глаз попала!

00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,460

Пошли, дети! Совершим вандализм

в поместье мэра?

00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,230

-Ура!

-Вандализм!

00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,820

Сочувствую, что фишка с выборами

не прокатила!

00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,140

Если тебя это утешит,

00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,900

сегодня ночью буза!

00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:49,380

Кто хочет побузить, а?

00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:51,870

Спасибо, Мертвый глаз, я не в настроении!

00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,830

Лишь благодаря этому постеру

я ещё держусь!

00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000

ДЕРЖИСЬ ЗА ВЕТКУ ИЛИ УМРИ, ДЕТКА!

00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,510

Я, наконец, готов заключить договор.