Подземелья, подземелья и ещё подземелья

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without using my hands.

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Lazy Tuesday, you are

delivering in a big way.

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Yeah, it's nice

to finally have a day

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where nothing interesting

happens whatsoever.

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Everyone get down!

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Don't let it taste

human flesh.

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-What is it?

-Can we keep it?

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Kill it, kill it!

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Patience.

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Gotcha!

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Great. Now get it

outta here.

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Smells like if death

could barf.

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Grunkle Ford,

need any help with that?

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I've read all about

these creatures in your journal,

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-and I think I...

-No!

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I'm sorry, Dipper.

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On the dark, weird road

I travel,

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I'm afraid you

cannot follow.

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Well, call me for dinner.

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Maybe next time then?

Or not.

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Or never.

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Oh, Dipper, don't

take it so hard.

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No, do take it hard.

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Take it hard

and serious.

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My brother is

a dangerous know-it-all

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and the stuff he's messing

with is even worse.

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Do yourself a favor and stay

away from him, you hear me?

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But Grunkle Stan,

all summer long,

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I've wanted to know who

the author of the journal was.

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Now the guy lives

in our basement,

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and I can't even

talk to him.

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Don't worry about

what's on the basement.

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-You belong up here

with me and Mabel.

-Yeah!

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Besides, the season finale

ofDuck-tectiveis Friday.

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That's all the mystery

you need this week.

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Come on, quack

with us, Dipper.

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Quack, quack, quack.

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Yeah. Quack, quack, quack.

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Quack, quack, quack!

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Why isn't he quacking?

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Dear Mom and Dad,

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we've been in Gravity Falls

for a few months,

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and so much has happened.

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Just yesterday,

gravity reversed itself,

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almost destroyed

the universe,

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and totally wrecking

the whole town.

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They say it was

an earthquake,

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but you know what I think?

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I think I'm gonna

have to start serving

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pineapple

right-side up cake.

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Am I right?

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Am I right?

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Let the rebuilding

of the town begin.

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Wrecking ball,

start wrecking things.

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The coolest part

of the summer

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was Grunkle Stan's

twin brother

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came out of

this portal thingy.

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Now we have two grunkles

for the price of one.

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And they are adorable

together.

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"We love each other

so much!"

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Mabel, you'll never guess

what I found

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at the store today.

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Dogs. Dogs with hats!

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No. It's my favorite

fantasy-talking,

level-counting,

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statistics and graph-paper

involving game of all time:

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Dungeons, Dungeons,

and More Dungeons!

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You wanna play it

with me?

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Well, I do like uniforms,

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and that hot elf

looks promising.

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-How do you play?

-The rules are simple.

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First, you roll

a 38-sided die

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to determine the level

of each player's

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statistical analysis

power orb.

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These orbs relate directly

to the amount of power quadrants

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that your tem

has dominion over,

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which is inverse to

the anti-quadrants

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in your quadrant satchel.

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And then

we ride unicorns?

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Yes!

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And no.

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First, we make a graph.

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This is like

Homework the Game.

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Come on, Mabel.

I need at least

two people to play.

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Oh, wow,

would you look at that?

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Two people.

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Hey, Soos, up for

a little game of

D & D & More D?

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Sorry, Dipper, I don't

go in for

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that pen-and-paper

kinda stuff.

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-I'm more of

an FCLORP-er.

-A what?

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FCLORP.

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Foam & Cardboard Legitimate

Outdoor Role Playing.

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It is where a passionate

brethren of craftsmen

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bring their dreams

to magical reality.

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Let yon priestess go,

Elf Mage.

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Never, Paladin

Radmaster.

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Fireball, fireball,

fireball.

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I'm a fortress.

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Well, thanks

anyways, Soos.

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Say, is this that game

that's mostly math and writing

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and isn't anything like

the picture on the box?

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Yes, it is! You wanna

play with me, Grunkle Stan?

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Ha! Look, kid, I prefer

to do my dice rolling in Vegas.

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Besides, only a game

designed by nerds

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would have "Charisma"

as a fantasy power.

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Check this out.

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"When facing

yon adversaries,

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shield thyself under

an elfan buttress."

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Ha ha, say it again.

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Buttress.

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Hey, laugh all you want.

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You guys just aren't

smart enough to understand it.

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Sorry, dude, but it is

kinda nerdy.

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Well, I'm off to lay siege

to a goblin fortress.

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To my grandma's backyard!

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Oh, nice, you rolled a 17.

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And this is sad.

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Maybe I should start obsessing

over Wendy again.

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Hey, give it back.

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Come on, Gompers.

Let go.

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Oh, man, my 38-sided die!

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Dipper, stop!

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Great-uncle Ford.

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What did I say

about coming down here?

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My work is far too dangerous

for a single living soul

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to spend even one second...

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Wait. Is that

a 38-sided die

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from Dungeons, Dungeons,

And More Dungeons?

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Yeah. You know that game?

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With pen and paper,

shield and sword...

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...our quest shall be

our sweet reward!

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This is my favorite game

in the whole multi-verse.

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I can't believe

they still make it.

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They do, and I've been

looking all day

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for someone

to play with me.

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My boy, do you know

what this means?

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We must stop everything

I've been working on at once,

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and play!

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That's going

to leave a mark.

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Okay, I think we've got

everything we need to watch

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the season finale of

Duck-tectivetomorrow.

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I even made mouth ramps

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so we can pour food

into our mouths

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without taking our eyes

off the screen.

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And I recreated

the main character

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out of spare

taxidermy parts.

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Quack, quack,

I'm the duck detective.

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Who stole my bread loaf?

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That is so messed up.

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Dipper would love that.

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Yeah, where is

the little squirt anyway?

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I haven't seen him

all afternoon.

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All right, you

enter the chamber.

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Princess Unattainabelle

beckons you.

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But wait, it's a trap.

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An illusion cast by

Probabilitor the Annoying.

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You know his weakness, right?

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Prime statistical

anomalies over 37

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but not exceeding 51.

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Yes! In your face,

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you cardboard wizard.

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Hmm, the old boy looks

a bit different

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than he did back in my day.

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Yeah, they change the art

every few years.

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Thankfully, you missed

the period

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when the creators of the game

tried to make it "cooler."

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Man, this game

is boring.

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You dare challenge

Probabilitizzle?

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...updated for

the nine double-deuce!

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-Available wherever

dope games are sold.

-Peace!

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Must've been

dark times, those '90s.

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Sounds like a good time

to be stuck between dimensions.

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Great-uncle Ford,

I've been meaning to ask you.

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Where were you before

you came out of that machine,

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and what have you

been doing down here?

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Are you working on something

behind that curtain?

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Dipper, it's best if

you and the family

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stay away from

that subject.

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Honestly, I'm not sure

any of you could handle

the real answer.

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-But I could handle it.

-Ah!

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But I can show you

a little something

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I brought back with me.

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An infinity-sided die.

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That's so cool...

and impossible.

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These things are outlawed

in 9,000 dimensions.

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Wanna know why?

Look at those symbols.

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Infinite sides means

infinite outcomes.

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If I rolled it,

anything could happen.

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Our faces could

melt into jelly.

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The world could

turn into an egg.

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Or you could just

roll an eight.

Who knows?

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That's why I have to

keep it in this protective

cheap plastic case.

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Now, back to the game.

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You've got Probabilitor

on the ropes.

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Oh, man.

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Then if I drag

it here, and then

a plus-three...

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Dipper, are you gonna

go to sleep?

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You've been saying

dork words for hours.

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Sorry, Mabel.

I gotta finish this dungeon.

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It's gonna totally stump

Great-uncle Ford tomorrow.

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I can't wait to see

the look on his face.

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You're, uh, spending

a lot of time with

old Fordsie lately, huh?

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You have no idea.

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I knew the author

must be cool,

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but he's better

than I imagined.

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And he doesn't make fun

of me all the time,

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the way you

and Grunkle Stan do.

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Give him time.

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Hi-oh!

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Ah, you got me.

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You got me.

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Thanks for coming over

to watch tonight's

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Duck-tective

finale, Grenda.

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Of course. I'm so invested

in the life of these characters.

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Hey, hey,

look at you.

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Someone's

all dressed up.

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It's a big night.

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I think we all remember

where we were

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when we learned

Duck-tective was shot.

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Viewing positions,

everyone!

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Ahh! Graph paper.

Kill it, kill it!

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Dipper, could you

maybe move this

to another room?

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No dice.

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We ran out of room

in the basement

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and we're going for

a world record.

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Now dice!

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Thirty-two.

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-Yes! 7,000

points damage.

-You got me.

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Why with this?

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Wanna break

a record, Ford?

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You already got it for

world's nerdiest old man.

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Hey, at least I'm not

all keyed up to watch

a kids' show.

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I'll have you know

that Duck-tective

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has a big mystery element,

and a lot of humor

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that goes over kids' heads.

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I don't get

a lot of it,

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but I like animals

in human situation.

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Grunkle Stan,

it starts in a few minutes.

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Move that

and pay the price.

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Oh, what, 50 magical

dwarf dollars?

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Don't mock our fantastical

monetary system.

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I'll mock all I want.

It's my TV room.

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It's my house!

You...

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Listen, Stanley,

did it ever occur to you

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that if you joined us,

you might actually have fun?

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What? Now you listen to me.

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As long as I live,

I will never...

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-Grunkle Stan, wait.

-Ever.

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-Stanley!

-Play your smarty-pants

nerd game.

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No!

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Mortals of Dimension 46

Apostrophe Backflash.

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Kneel before me and...

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Snivel.

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I am Probabilitor,

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the greatest wizard

in all mathology,

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give or take

an error of 0.4.

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Is this normal?

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Have you come to send us

on the quest of a lifetime,

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because we're the smartest

players you've ever met?

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You are the smartest

players I've ever met.

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That's why I'm going

to eat your brains,

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to gain your intelligence.

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It's what I do.

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-It's his thing.

-What?!

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Seize them!

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Your math is no match

for my gun, you idiot.

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Math ray!

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I'm not here to play games.

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Now to the forest

for the ultimate game.

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So the room's

free now.

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Who wants to watch Duck-tective?

00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,650

Nobody?

More couch for Grenda.

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Oh, no. That crazy wizard

is gonna eat

00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,710

our brother's brain.

We have to stop him.

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Maybe let him get a couple of bites

in Ford's brain first.

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Even things out,

smartness-wise.

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-Grunkle Stan!

-All right, all right.

00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:35,300

I guess if we have

no other choice,

00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,300

we'll go on a...

00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,940

epic wizard quest.

00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:41,680

Everyone grab a weapon.

00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,720

Nice.

00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:50,930

We're coming

for you, Dipper.

00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,210

And Great-uncle Ford.

00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,650

And possibly

that hot elf,

00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,350

if he's got anything

to do with this.

00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:03,760

With each brain

I eat,

00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:06,590

I shall increase

my enchant-elligence.

00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:07,960

If my hands were free,

00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:10,120

I'd break every part

of your face.

00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,390

The time has come.

00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,270

Hot elf, ready

the brain-cooking pot.

00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,700

Uh, yes, Probabilitor.

00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:29,620

We must be getting close.

00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,460

These fairy bites

are getting more frequent.

00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,560

Hey, look, listen.

00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,860

Halt! You interlopers

are trespassing

00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:40,300

on the ancient forest

of Probabilitor the wizard.

00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:41,850

If ye wish to pass,

00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:45,130

first ye must complete

seven unworldly quests,

00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,860

each more difficult

than the last.

00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,680

Is he... dead?

00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,240

He's magic, sweetie.

I'm sure he's fine.

00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,960

There's no cops

in the forest.

00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:58,520

We take this

to our graves.

00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,270

-What do we do,

what do we do?

-Stop thinking, Dipper.

00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,150

The more wrinkled

your brain gets,

00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,680

the more he'll

wanna eat it.

00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,990

And now, a little

math problem.

00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,870

When I subtract

your brain from your skull,

00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,700

add salt and divide

your family, what's

the remainder?

00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,620

Your butt!

00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:19,660

What? My butt isn't part of

this particular equation.

00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:23,780

Drat! How did you make it

past my one guard?

00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,260

Very well.

00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:29,090

There's only one way

your family can save you.

00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,660

You must defeat me

00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,330

in Dungeons, Dungeons,

And More Dungeons,

00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,600

real life edition!

00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:41,560

What? Oh, come on.

00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,480

I choose my characters

versus...

00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,040

Yours.

00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,000

Oh, my ears.

00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,680

They're so pointy.

00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,240

There better be

something protective

00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,750

under this tunic.

Oh, no, there isn't.

00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,670

Seriously?

00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,590

Can't we just, like,

arm wrestle or something?

00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:01,670

Come on, this game

is a lot of fun.

00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,670

I had my mom

pack me a lunch.

00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:06,310

Ew, apple slices?

I'll eat you last.

00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,830

Just make with

the rules, ugly.

00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,820

The game is

a battle royale.

00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,220

We help our characters

by casting spells

00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,140

determined by

rolls of the dice.

00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:18,020

If you win, I go

back to my own dimension.

00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:21,700

But if I win,

I eat their brains.

00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:22,940

Hey, I'm not sure

this is such a good...

00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,730

-Deal!

-Oh, boy.

00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,630

Let the game begin!

00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,760

Attack!

00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,090

What do we do?

What are our moves?

00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,080

There are no moves.

You make them up.

00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,440

What? Really?

00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,400

Yes. I tried to tell you.

00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,840

This game involves math,

but also risk and imagination.

00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,040

-Risk!

-Imagination?!

00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:51,900

Grunkle Stan,

make something up.

It's just like lying.

00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,750

I cast... uh...

00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:58,010

Shield of shielding.

00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,150

Ha! We're doin' it.

00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,130

Shield of shielding

reversal spell.

00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,170

I cast giggle time

bouncy boots.

00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,610

Fat flame-y sword.

00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,950

Super-hot flame-y sword!

00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:26,130

Drat you.

You'll never outrun my...

00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:30,870

Ogre-nado. It is what

it sounds like.

00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:37,270

I cast Centaur-taur! Yah!

00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:45,860

Mabel, I am so confused

and so proud right now.

00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,850

Ha ha ha, yes!

00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,210

I was saving

the worst for last.

00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,850

Oh, no.

00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:14,170

The impossi-beast.

00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:16,010

Hey, I thought

they banned this character.

00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,330

Think again. I'm playing

the controversial

00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,830

1991-1992 edition.

00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,690

I'll think of some weapons.

00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,400

You don't understand.

00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,760

This is the most powerful

monster in the game.

00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,440

He can only be defeated

by rolling a perfect 38.

00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:30,680

But the odds of that are...

00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,280

Hey, long odds

are what you want

00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,120

when you're

a world-class gambler.

00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,360

All right, Stan,

you can do this.

00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,240

Papa needs

a new pair of...

00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,900

twins!

00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,990

No!!

00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,740

Sorry, nerd wizard.

00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,340

All of your smarts

are no match for dumb luck.

00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,130

I cast Death Muffins!

00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,520

Yes!

00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,290

Ha ha ha!

00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,210

The game is, like, over.

00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,930

Excelsi-whatever.

00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:14,810

No! I'm returning to

my own realm.

00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:17,410

I'm turning into

pure math.

00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:21,030

What are the odds?!

00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,880

Grunkle Stan,

that was amazing.

00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,370

How did you know

that you would win?

00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,710

Hey, a gambler never reveals

his secrets.

00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:33,840

Man, that was fun

for ages eight to 80.

00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,590

Or a million or however

old you guys are.

00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,950

You know, I'm sorry for

making fun of your game, kiddo.

00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:41,910

Sure, it might be

too nerdy for me,

00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,670

but it's just the right

amount of nerdy

00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,230

for you and my brother.

00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,070

And if you two

wanna hang out sometimes,

00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,230

I won't get in your way.

00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,740

Actually, after all that,

00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,620

I could use

a little mindless fun.

00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,900

Guys, we can watch

the second showing

ofDuck-tective.

00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,480

It's not too late.

00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,700

I just don't understand

who shot you.

00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,170

The only person clever enough

to defeat Duck-tective

00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,190

is... Duck-tective.

00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,800

He had a twin brother

all along?

00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,110

That's the big twist

we were waiting for?

00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,280

What a rip-off.

00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,860

I predicted that,

like, a year ago.

00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,670

This will be here

if you ever need it.

00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:37,100

Really? Even though

I got us into the whole

game-playing mess?

00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,110

Ah, we both got

carried away.

00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,780

I guess we'd both

gone for a while

without a friend.

00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,050

Dipper, can I

tell you something?

00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,500

You asked me earlier

00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:49,110

what I was working on.

00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,580

Well...

00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,860

I dismantled

the portal.

00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,140

An inter-dimensional

gateway is too dangerous

00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,540

for the world

it feeds into.

00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,250

That's why I was

mad at Stan for using it.

00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,050

He saved me,

but as I feared,

00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:04,210

the instability

of the machine created this.

00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,930

An inter-dimensional rift.

00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,610

I've contained it for now,

00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,440

but it's

incredibly dangerous.

00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,450

Dipper, I don't want you

to tell anyone about this.

00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,240

Not Stan, not even

your sister.

00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:16,360

-Do you understand?

-Oh, of course.

00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:19,240

In my time, I've made

many powerful enemies.

00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,000

But I trust you

with this secret.

00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,030

Now get yourself

to bed.

00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,320

I have much research

to do.

00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:27,870

Good night,

Great-uncle Ford.

00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,490

Good night, Dipper.

00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:44,540

Guys, do you ever think

maybe we're doin' this

00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:46,540

'cause our lives

aren't special enough?

00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,770

That we use fantasy as

an escape to avoid

00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:49,970

the self-improvement

we all need?

00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,330

That maybe we should

just go out

00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:52,810

and grow with people?

00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,690

Fortresses can't

speak.

00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,630

I'm a fortress.

00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,050

Does anyone

wanna rescue him?

00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,490

-Ah, I'm tired.

-I'm good.

00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,240

Long day.

00:00:06,270 --> 00:00:07,980

не используя руки!

00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:11,610

Ленивый вторник – это просто

потрясающая штука!

00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:14,360

Да, приятно провести хотя бы один день,

00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:18,220

чтобы не случилось ничего интересного.

00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,600

Всем пригнуться!

00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:25,670

Он не должен отведать плоти!

00:00:27,690 --> 00:00:29,230

-А что это?

-Можно его оставить?

00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,180

Убей его, убей его!

00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:37,990

Спокойно!

00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,370

И попался!

00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,460

Супер, убери его отсюда!

00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,740

Воняет, словно кого-то вырвало.

00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,340

Дедушка Форд! Может, тебе помочь?

00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,700

Я прочитал об этих штуках в твоем дневнике

00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:55,610

-и, кажется, я знаю, как...

-Нет!

00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,530

Извини, Диппер!

00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,170

Этот темный и странный путь – только мой,

00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,390

и тебе, сынок, нельзя со мной!

00:01:02,340 --> 00:01:04,110

Что ж, позовите на ужин!

00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:10,200

Тогда может в другой раз?

Или нет?

00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,920

Или никогда?

00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:15,130

Ну же, Диппер! Не надо расстраиваться.

00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:16,570

Нет уж, расстраивайся!

00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:17,800

И давай по максимуму!

00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:20,160

Мой брат – опасный всезнайка,

00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:21,920

а его занятия – ещё опаснее!

00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:24,390

Так что, лучше, пожалей себя

и держись от него подальше!

00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,310

Да, но, дядя Стэн, я всё лето

00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,230

пытался разыскать автора этого дневника!

00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,910

И вот он живёт у нас в подвале,

00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:31,510

но с ним даже поговорить нельзя!

00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,540

Ой, да наплюй ты на этот подвал!

00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,900

-Твоё место наверху – со мной и Мэйбл!

-Да!

00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,870

К тому же, в пятницу будет

финал сезона «Уткатива»!

00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,230

Так что тайн и загадок всем хватит!

00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,540

Давай, крякай с нами, Диппер!

00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:45,500

Кряк, кряк, кряк...

00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,420

Ха, да! Кряк, кряк...

00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:56,860

Кряк, кряк, кряк.

00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:58,790

Дядя, почему он не крякает?

00:02:15,314 --> 00:02:17,914

ДИППЕР

00:02:19,338 --> 00:02:20,738

МЭЙБЛ

00:02:21,862 --> 00:02:23,262

СТЭН

00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,486

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,500

«Дорогие мама и папа,

00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,980

мы уже пару месяцев в Гравити Фолз

00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:42,100

и здесь масса всего интересного!

00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,810

Например, вчера из-за проблем

с гравитацией

00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,930

чуть не исчезла вся вселенная,

00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:48,730

и городок очень сильно пострадал!»

00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,370

Говорят, землетрясение,

00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:51,970

но сказать, что я думаю?

00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:53,610

Я думаю, что теперь буду подавать

00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:55,250

ананасовый пирог начинкой вниз!

00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:57,960

Я права?

00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,440

Ну, я же права?

00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:02,240

Начинаем восстановление города!

00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,200

Разрушитель, давай разрушай!

00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:08,120

«Но самое крутое событие лета –

00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:10,040

это брат-близнец дяди Стэна,

00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:11,830

вернувшийся через портал!

00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,990

Два дедунчатых дяди по цене одного!

00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:16,630

И они просто обожают друг друга»!

00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,310

Мы сильно друг друга любим!

00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:21,790

Мэйбл! Не поверишь, что я нашел

00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,870

сегодня в магазине!

00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:24,670

Щенят! Щенят в шляпах!

00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,140

Нет! Я нашел свою любимую, требующую

00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:30,940

точного анализа и статистики,

фантазийную игру всех времен!

00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:33,500

«Подземелья, подземелья и еще подземелья!»

00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:34,860

Хочешь со мной поиграть?

00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:37,420

Ну, знаешь, я люблю единорогов!

00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:39,170

И этот эльф очень симпатичный!

00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:41,370

-А как играть?

-Правила простейшие!

00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,490

Бросьте кость с 38 гранями

00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,170

и определите уровень

00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:46,730

статистического анализа энерго-сферы!

00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:49,010

Сила сферы зависит от количества

квадрантов,

00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:50,770

которыми владеет ваша команда,

00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:52,120

и противоположно анти-квадрантам

00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:53,690

в вашем хранилище».

00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,240

А там летают на единорогах?

00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,920

Да!

00:03:56,930 --> 00:03:57,910

То есть нет!

00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:02,080

Сперва, нужно сделать расчет.

00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:05,000

Лучше делать уроки, чем в это играть?!

00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:07,470

Да ладно, чтобы играть,

нужны, хотя бы, двое.

00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,960

Ой, надо же! Ты только посмотри!

00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:12,910

Вот вас и двое!

00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,950

Привет, Зуc! Поиграем в игру

«Пэ, пэ и еще пэ»?

00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,470

Извини, Диппер, я не очень

00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,390

люблю такие игры!

00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,900

-Я ведь фанат ДРИУПКи.

-Чего?

00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:22,710

ДРИУПКи!

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Допустимой Ролевой Игры на Улице

с Пенопластом и Картоном!

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Это игра для фанатов фэнтэзийных книг!

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Мы воплощаем свои мечты в реальность!

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А ну, отпусти священную деву, эльф!

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И не подумаю, Добрый Палладин!

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Файербол! Файербол! Файербол!

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Я – крепостная башня!

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Ладно, всё равно, спасибо, Зуc.

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Ишь ты! Это та игра, где только

писанина и математика

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и ничего общего с обложкой?

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Да, именно! А ты не хочешь

со мной поиграть?

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Ха! Слышь, парень, кости предпочитаю

бросать в Вегасе!

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И потом, только в игре для всяких

ботаников

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«харизма» считается волшебной силой!

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Зацените!

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«Встретившись со своим противником,

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защитите себя простым Задником Эльфа».

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Ха-ха! Скажи еще раз.

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Задник!

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Можете смеяться!

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Просто, для этой игры вам не хватает ума!

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Извини, чувак, игра, правда, ботанская!

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Ладно, пошел брать в осаду

Крепость Гоблина!

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К бабуле на лужайку!

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Отлично! Ты выбросил 17!

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Да, это печально!

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Может, лучше стоит снова начать

страдать из-за Венди!

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Эй, а ну, отдай!

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Ну, козел, отдай, говорю!

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Ой, моя кость с 38 гранями!

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Диппер, стой!

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Дедушка Форд!

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Кто тебе разрешил сюда спуститься?!

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Моя работа слишком опасна,

чтобы хоть одна живая душа

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хоть секунду находилась вблизи...

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Это 38-гранная кость

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из «Подземелий, подземелий

и ещё подземелий»?

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Да! Ты знаешь эту игру?

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«Вместе с пером, бумагой, щитом и мечом...

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мы до самого конца эту игру пройдём!»

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Моя любимейшая игра во всей

мультивселенной!

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Надо же, её до сих пор выпускают?!

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Еще бы! И я целый день ищу того,

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кто со мной сыграет.

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Мальчик мой, ты понимаешь, что это значит?

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Мне придется бросить сразу всё,

чем я занимался,

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и сыграть!

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Теперь останется шрам.

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Итак, у нас есть всё, что нужно,

чтобы завтра посмотреть

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последнюю серию «Уткатива»!

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Это едальная подавалка,

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чтобы есть и ни на секунду

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не отрывать глаз от экрана!

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А я создал главного героя

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из остатков различных чучел!

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Кряк, кряк. Я – детектив Уткатив!

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Кто украл мой хлеб?

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Какая странная штука.

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Дипперу она понравится!

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Да! Кстати, где этот бездельник?

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Целый день его не видел.

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Хорошо! Ты входишь в палаты,

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принцесса Недотрога тебя зовёт!

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Но стой, это ловушка!

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Это иллюзия, созданная Вероятником

Мерзейшим!

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Ты знаешь его слабость?

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Первичные аномалии статистики

между 37

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и 51.

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Да! Ты проиграл,

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картонный ты чародей!

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Да! Старик только какой-то не такой,

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как был в моей юности.

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Они каждые пару лет меняют дизайн!

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Скажи спасибо, ты не застал то время,

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когда его пытались сделать «круче».

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Эта игра такая тупая!

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Рискнули бросить вызов Вероятнику?

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Я поверну кепарь

И брошу кость

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Не суйся к чародею

Потому что он жулит

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Цифровые подземелья и всё такое!

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Новые игральные кости!

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-Ищите, типа, во всех магазинах!

-Мир!

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Да, 90-е были тёмными временами!

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Ужас! Похоже, я вовремя застрял

между измерениями.

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Дедушка Форд, я давно уже хотел спросить,

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где ты был до того, как появился здесь?

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И что ты делал там, где был?

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За этой шторой – то, над чем ты работаешь?

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Диппер, тебе и всем остальным

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лучше не касаться этой темы!

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Честно говоря, не знаю, готовы ли вы

узнать ответ.

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-Но, лично я – готов!

-Нет!

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Зато я могу показать кое-что,

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что я принёс оттуда!

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Кость с бесконечными гранями.

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Какая крутая штука! И невероятная!

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Эти штуки запрещены в девяти тысячах

измерений!

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А почему, знаешь?! Посмотри на символы:

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бесконечные грани – бесконечный результат!

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Если её бросить, всё может случиться!

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Вдруг мы превратимся в желе?

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Или мир превратится в яйцо?

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Или просто выпадет восемь! Кто знает?!

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И поэтому я держу её в этом дешевом

пластиковом кейсе!

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А теперь играем дальше!

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Ты почти победил Вероятника!

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Ха-ха, а если так?

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Тогда, будь у меня тут дракон

и ещё три огненных...

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Диппер, ты спать собираешься?

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Ты несколько часов какую-то чушь бубнишь.

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Прости, но я должен закончить подземелье!

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Тогда завтра дедушка Форд обалдеет.

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Представляю выражение его лица!

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А ты что-то много времени стал проводить

с дедом Фордом!

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И всё равно этого мало!

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Я понимал, что автор крутой,

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но он даже круче, чем я представлял!

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И ещё он не смеётся надо мной всю дорогу,

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как вы с дядей Стэном.

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Еще не вечер!

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Хэй!

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Да, вообще, ты прав!

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Абсолютно прав!

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Спасибо, что пришла на просмотр

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заключительной серии «Уткатива».

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Пожалуйста! Я так переживаю за судьбы

этих персонажей.

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Хэй-хэй, ну, надо же!

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Приоделся, как на праздник.

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Важный вечер!

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Мы все помним, что с нами было,

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когда Уткатива ранили.

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Все на смотровую позицию!

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Миллиметровка! Убить её! Убить!

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Диппер, а вы не могли бы перебраться

в другое место?

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Увы, нет!

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В подвале уже места нет,

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а мы идём на мировой рекорд!

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Итак, бросаю!

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32.

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-Да! Семь тысяч пунктов повреждения!

-Ты меня побил.

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Опять двадцать пять!

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Хочешь побить рекорд, Форд?!

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Уже побил, став старейшим ботаником.

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Но я, хотя бы, не тащусь от просмотра

детских шоу.

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В шоу про Уткатива присутствует

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важный элемент тайны, а еще там юмор,

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который дети не понимают.

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Да, я не понимаю,

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но я люблю, когда животные говорят.

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Дядя Стэн, серия вот-вот начнется!

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Стоп, или заплатишь свою цену.

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Какую?! 50 магических баксов?!

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Не издевайся над игровой монетарной

системой!

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Буду издеваться – это моя комната!

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А это мой дом, ты...

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Слушай, Стэнли, ты не думал,

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что, присоединившись к нам, можешь

получить удовольствие?

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Что?! Послушай-ка меня:

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пока я жив, я никогда...

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-Дядя Стэн, стой!

-Никогда...

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-Стэнли!

-...не буду играть в ботанские игры!

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Нет!

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Смертные из измерения «Сорок-шесть

Апостроф-Обратный Слэш»!

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Быстро на колени!

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Молитесь!

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Я – Великий Вероятник,

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величайший волшебник в Матемаландии,

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максимальная погрешность: 0,4.

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А это нормально?

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Ты пришел, чтобы устроить нам приключение,

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потому что мы умнейшие игроки?

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О, вы точно умнейшие игроки в этом мире!

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И я сожру ваши мозги

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и присвою интеллект!

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Обычай у меня такой.

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-Обычай такой.

-Что?

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Схватить их!

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Всю твою математику побьёт мой пистолет.

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Матема-Луч!

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Я пришел не в игры играть!

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А теперь устроим пирушку в лесу!

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Ну что, комната свободна!

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Кто будет смотреть «Уткатива»?

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Что, никто? Тогда Гренда – на диване!

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Какой ужас! Злой волшебник хочет съесть

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мозги моего брата! Нужно его остановить!

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А может, пусть отъест у Форда

чуточку мозгов!

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Чтоб немного его упростить!

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-Дядя Стэн!

-Ну, ладно, ладно!

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Если вариантов нет,

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отправляемся...

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в эпический суперквест.

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Все должны вооружиться.

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Круть!

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Мы спасём тебя, Диппер

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и Дедушка Форд!

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И симпатичного эльфа!

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Это если никто не возражает!

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Чем больше мозгов я ем,

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тем сильнее становится мой чаро-интеллект!

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Будь у меня свободны руки,

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я бы тебе по морде надавал.

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Время пришло!

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Эй, Эльф, готовь котелок для варки мозгов!

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Да, Великий Вероятник.

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Кажись, совсем рядом!

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Эти феи кусаются всё чаще.

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Странник! Стой! Послушай!

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Стоять! Вы незаконно вторгаетесь

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в лес, принадлежащий Чародею Вероятнику!

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Чтобы пройти дальше,

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нужно выполнить семь тяжелейших заданий,

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каждое намного труднее, чем преды...

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Он что дохлый?

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Он волшебный, детка! Всё с ним в порядке!

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В этом лесу копов нет!

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Молчим до конца дней.

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-Что делать будем? Что делать будем?

-Хватит думать, Диппер!

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Чем больше извилин,

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тем аппетитнее твой мозг!

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А вот вам математическая задачка:

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когда я вычту ваши мозги из черепушек,

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посолю и разделю вашу семью,

что будет в остатке?

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Твой зад!

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Что?! Мой зад не является частью

этого уравнения!

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Черт! Как вы преодолели моего охранника?

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Что ж, ладно!

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Существует лишь один способ вашим родным

спасти вас:

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вы должны победить меня.

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В «Подземельях, подземельях,

и еще подземельях!»

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Спецвыпуск «Реальная жизнь»!

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Что?! Да ладно тебе!

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Выставляю своих героев против...

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ваших.

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Ой! Мои уши!

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Они заостренные!

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Я надеюсь, под этой туникой

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есть защита! О нет, защиты нет!

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Ты серьёзно?

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Могли бы просто побороться на руках!

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Да ладно, игра очень интересная!

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А мамуля дала мне завтрак!

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Фу, кусочки яблок? Это будет на десерт.

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А, ладно, диктуй правила!

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Наши герои дерутся насмерть!

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Мы им помогаем своей магией!

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А какой – определяет кость!

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Победите – я вернусь в своё измерение!

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А проиграете – я съем их мозги.

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Эй, по-моему, это не самая лучшая...

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-Лады!

-О, боже.

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Да начнется схватка!

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В атаку!

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Что нам делать? Как нам ходить?

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Ходов здесь нет! Их придумывают!

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Что?! Правда?

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Да, я хотел объяснить!

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В игре есть математика, а еще риск

и воображение!

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-Риск?

-И воображение?

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Дядя, придумай что-нибудь!

Это то же самое, что врать!

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Заклинаю...

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щит из щитов.

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Ха! Получается!

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Кастую заклинание, отменяющее щит!

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Заклинание суперпрыгающих ботинок!

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Огненный меч-резанец!

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Суперогненный меч-резанец!

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Чтоб вас! Но вам не одолеть мой...

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огро-торнадо! Поняли, почему он

так называется?

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Кастую суперкентавра! Да!

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Мэйбл, я не понимаю, что это,

но я тобой горжусь!

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-Вперёд!

-Давайте, давайте!

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Ха-ха, да!

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Я припас самое убойное под конец.

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О, нет!

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Небывалозверь!

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Но этого персонажа забанили!

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Как бы не так! Я играю в вариант игры

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1991-1992 года!

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Сейчас я придумаю оружие!

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Ты не понимаешь!

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Это самый могучий монстр в игре!

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Победишь, только,

если выбросишь 38!

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Но шанс такого броска...

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Сделать такой бросок – да с полпинка!

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Если, конечно, ты игрок со стажем!

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Так, Стэн, постарайся!

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Папуле нужна новая пара...

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близнецов!

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Нет!

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Что, чародей-ботаник,

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весь твой ум бессилен против чистой удачи.

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Кастую кексы смерти!

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Да!

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Короче, игра окончена!

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Типа, Эксельсиор.

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Не хочу! Я не хочу в свой мир!

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Превращаюсь в чистую математику!

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Какова вероятность?

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Дядя Стэн, это потрясающе!

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Но откуда ты знал, что победишь?

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Хэй, игроки не выдают свои секреты.

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Класс! Игра и правда от 8 до 80!

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Или сколько вам там, дедули, лет,

я даже не знаю.

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Знаешь, прости, что издевался

над твоей игрой!

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Да, для меня она слегка заумна,

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но для тебя и моего брата

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она – то, что надо!

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Короче, если захотите потусоваться,

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я вам мешать не буду.

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Вообще, после такого

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можно просто тупо повеселиться.

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Ребята! Мы успеем посмотреть

финал «Уткатива»!

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Ещё не поздно!

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Я отправляюсь в пруд на небесах.

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Не могу понять, кто в тебя стрелял!

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Ведь победить Уткатива

не может никто, кроме...

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Уткатива!

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Время доделать начатое...

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Брат-близнец!

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(Перепуганный кряк)

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У него изначально был брат-близнец?!

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И эту «невероятную» развязку

мы все ждали?!

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Чушь какая-то!

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Я год назад это предсказывал.

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Она будет здесь, если вдруг

понадобится.

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Правда?! Несмотря на то, что я виноват

в этом игровом кошмаре?

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Мы оба немного заигрались!

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Видимо, просто, слегка соскучились

по общению!

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Диппер, тебе можно доверить секрет?

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Ты хотел знать,

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над чем я работаю!

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Смотри,

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я разобрал портал Стэна!

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Проход между измерениями опасен

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для мира, в который он ведёт!

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Поэтому я рассердился, что его включили!

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Да, я спасся, но смотри:

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нестабильность системы создала это!

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Трещину между измерениями!

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Пока я её сдерживаю,

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но она очень опасна!

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Диппер, прошу, никому

об этом не говори:

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ни Стэну, ни сестренке!

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-Ты меня понял?

-О, конечно!

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В своё время у меня было много

сильных врагов,

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но тебе я могу доверять!

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Ну, а теперь иди-ка спать,

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у меня еще куча работы.

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Доброй ночи, дядя Форд.

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Доброй ночи, Диппер.

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Ребят, а вы никогда не думали,

что мы занимаемся

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всем этим от скуки?

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Мы уходим в мир фантазий, чтобы избежать

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работы над собой в реальном мире!

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Может пора выйти в реальный мир

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и просто повзрослеть?

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Крепости не разговаривают!

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Да, я – крепость!

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Есть желающие его спасти?

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-Да нет, вроде!

-Я устал!

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Целый день...