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the guest list for this year's party

has so much diversity.

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Yes, a nice mix of

millionaires and billionaires.

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Put the oyster fork at an angle!

We're not animals, man.

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Now where the devil is...

Pacifica!

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What did I tell you about that dress?

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The theme is "sea foam green,"

not lake foam green.

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-Go change!

-But I-I kind of like it.

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-Mind your mother, Pacifica.

-But...

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Yes, Father.

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Oh, no, it's... happening.

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Yes, you are my possessions!

Obey me!

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This is a disaster.

The party's in just 24 hours.

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Surely there's someone who could

handle this sort of nonsense.

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And I think I know just the person.

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You asked for it, you got it.

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An entire 48-hour

marathon of Ghost Harassers.

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on the Used To Be About

History Channel.

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Be strong, bladder.

We're not gonna move till sunset.

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We interrupt this program

to bring you breaking news.

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-Oh, what?

-It's starting!

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-Turn it up!

-Make room for Grenda.

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Well tonight's the night, but

I've been out here for days.

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The Northwest family's annual

high-society shindig ball soiree is here.

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And even though common

folk aren't let in,

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that won't stop us from camping out

for a peek at the fanciness.

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Okay, can someone please explain

why people care about this?

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Um, it's pretty much the

best party of all time.

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Rich food, richer boys.

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They say each gift basket

has a live quail inside.

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Give me your life, Pacifica.

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Guys, in case you've already forgotten,

Pacifica Northwest is the worst.

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And that's not just jealousy talking.

I'd say that to her face.

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-I need your help.

-You're the worst.

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See?

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Look, you think it's

easy for me to come here?

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I don't wanna be seen in this hovel.

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But there's something

haunting Northwest Manor.

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If you don't help me,

the party could be ruined.

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And why should I trust you?

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All you've ever done is try

to humiliate me and Mabel.

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Just name your price, okay?

I'll give you anything.

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Hi, Pacifica. Excuse us.

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Dipper, don't you see what this means?

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If you help Pacifica,

you could get us invites

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to the greatest party of all time.

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What? Mabel, this is

Pacifica we're talking about.

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But it's Candy and Grenda's dream.

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Dream!

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Fine. I'll bust your ghost.

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But, in exchange, I'll need

three tickets to the party.

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You're just lucky I'm desperate.

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Whoo!

Desperate, desperate, desperate!

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Grenda, get the glue gun.

We're making dresses.

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Welcome to Northwest Manor, dorks.

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Try not to touch anything.

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Everything's so fancy.

Fancy floors, fancy plants.

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-Fancy man.

-Yes. Very good, miss.

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The rumors were true.

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Ah, if it isn't the man of the hour.

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Hopefully, you can help us

with our little... situation

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- before the guests arrive in an hour.

- I'll do my best.

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Splendid. Pacifica, take our

guests to the problem room,

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and, uh... he's not

wearing that, is he?

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I'm on it.

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Ugh. It's like this

collar is strangling me.

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Who do you guys think you're

impressing with this stuff?

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Um, everyone.

You wouldn't understand.

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High standards are what make

the Northwest family great.

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Funny, I thought it was

lying about founding the town.

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Don't touch that.

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Oh, wow, guys, it's the guest list.

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Whoa!

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-Check out this hottie.

-Marius von Fundshauser.

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He's a baron from Austria.

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Forget the quail. I'm putting

him in my guest basket.

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Hold up, ladies. I can't

believe I'm gonna say this,

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but I think this boy

is out of our league.

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Grenda's right.

He's a white whale.

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Hunting him will destroy us.

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There are tons of cute boys coming.

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Let's swear a sisters' truce

not to waste time on Marius.

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Deal.

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-Deal.

-Deal.

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Whoa.

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This is the main room

where it's been happening.

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Yep, this looks like the

kind of room that would be

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haunted, all right. I

wouldn't be worried, though.

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Ghosts fall under a ten-category scale.

Falling plates sound like a category one.

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So what? Are you going to bore

him back into the afterlife

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- by reading from this book?

- Just gotta splash this sucker

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with some anointed water, and he should

be out of your probably-fake blonde hair.

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What was that about my hair?

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Sh. I'm picking something up.

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Come on, stupid thing.

There we go.

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Uh, Pacifica?

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Ancient sins.

Ancient sins.

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Ancient sins. Ancient sins.

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-Dipper, what is this?

-It's a category ten.

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Ancient blood and blackened skies.

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The forest dark shall once more rise.

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What do we do, what do we do?

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Don't worry. It can't

get worse than this.

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I smell a Northwest.

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Come out.

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Come out, wherever you are.

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Hurry. Read through

your dumb book already.

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I'm looking,

and it's not dumb, okay?

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This book is gonna save our lives.

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All right, here we go. Advice.

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Oh, seriously?

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You shouldn't have come here.

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This way. Hurry!

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Welcome, dukes and duchesses.

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-Sultans and sportsmen.

-Yo, what up, Presto?

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And reclusive 102-year-old mayor of

Gravity Falls, Mayor Befufftlefumpter.

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It's okay. They're with me.

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Tonight, we will enjoy

only the finest of tastes

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and only the snootiest of laughter.

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-That's the ticket.

-Cheese, chocolate.

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-Cheese, chocolate.

-Candy, listen to me carefully.

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You're caught in a sweet-savory loop.

Put the fondue fork down.

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I want to, but I can't.

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Introducing Baron

Marius von Fundshauser.

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-Guten tag.

-Guten take me now!

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-Mabel, we had a truce.

-Yes, yes, yes, a truce.

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Grenda, can you go fetch

us some fancy napkins?

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Wow. Okay.

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Listen, Mabel, I don't know

if I can follow this truce.

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-He is too adorable.

-Oh. Me, too, Candy.

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But what do we do?

He's unattainable.

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What if we flirt with him as a team?

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With our cuteness combined,

one of us might have a chance.

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It is the perfect plan.

But what about Grenda?

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I love Grenda, Mabel,

but these boys are fancy.

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Her aggressive flirting

style might scare them away.

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Hey, what's on your shirt?

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Ha! Gullible! Loser!

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Hurry. Through the garden.

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Watch out for peacocks.

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Come on, come on. I got it.

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A haunted painting can only

be trapped in a silver mirror.

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Look, there's a silver

mirror right there.

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Wait! Don't go in there!

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This room has my parents'

favorite carpet pattern.

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They'll lose it if

we track mud in there.

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What? Are you serious?

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We'll find another way.

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Pacifica, we don't have time

for this. Let me through!

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-No. My parents will kill me.

-Why are you so afraid of your parents?

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You wouldn't understand.

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-What is this place?

-That's weird.

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I don't even

know where this room is.

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-Hopefully, the ghost doesn't either.

-Yeah. Maybe we're safe.

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Pacifica! Watch out!

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Your fate is sealed!

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A silver mirror.

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Prepare to die, Northwest!

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Did you get him?

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Oh, free me!

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-Yes!

-We did it!

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Can I pay you to pretend

that never happened?

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Well, Pacifica, you really

found the right man for the job.

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We can't thank you enough.

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That's enough.

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He-hey, just holdin'

up my end of the deal.

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Wait. Leaving already?

You're at the world's best party, dummy.

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I'd love to stay, but I've got a

category ten ghost to dispose of.

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Category ten.

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Call me crazy, but maybe

she's not that bad after all.

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What are you laughing

about, man? I defeated you.

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You've been had, boy.

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-You remind me of me 150 years ago.

-What do you mean?

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One hundred and fifty

years ago this day,

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the Northwests asked us lumber folk

to build them a mansion atop the hill.

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We were told it would be

a service to the town,

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that once a year, they would throw a grand

party, and all would share in the bounty.

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It took years of back-breaking

labor and sacrifice,

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but when it was time for the grand party

they promised the common folk of the town,

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they refused to let us in.

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You promised, Northwest!

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With the trees gone,

the mudslides began.

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While they partied and laughed,

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I was swept away by the storm.

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And so I said with final breath,

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150 years I'll return from death.

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And if the gate still closed to town,

wealthy blood will stain the ground.

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A curse passed down until this day.

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So wait a minute.

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The Northwests knew

this haunting was coming,

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and they tricked me into helping them

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to avoid ghostly justice?

I'll be right back.

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Thank you so much for coming, mayor.

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As a sign of our respect,

please take this chimp servant.

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-Okay.

-Keep him away from bright lights.

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He gets grabby.

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Northwests!

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You've got some explaining to do.

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Dipper, you came back.

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You lied to me! All of you did.

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All you had to do was let

the townsfolk into the party,

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and you could've broken the curse.

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But you made me do

your dirty work instead.

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Look at who you're talking to, boy.

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I'm hosting a party for the most

powerful people in the world.

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You think they'd come here

if they had to rub elbows

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-with your kind?

-My kind?

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I was right about you all along.

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You're just as bad as your parents.

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-Another link in the world's worst chain.

-I'm sorry. They made me.

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I should've told you, but...

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Enjoy the party. It's the last time

you and your kind will ever come.

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No, no!

Those aren't for him.

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Stupid Northwests.

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Making me do their exorcism for them.

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Exodus demonus, spookus scarus,

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-aintafraidus noghostus.

-Dipper.

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Dipper, please let me get my

vengeance on the Northwests.

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You hate them as much as I.

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Hey, I feel you.

It's just, my sister's in there,

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and you seem a little unstable, man.

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Very well, boy.

Then before you banish my soul,

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may these tired old lumber eyes

gaze upon the trees one final time?

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Uh... I guess.

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Go nuts, man.

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What?

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Yes! Vengeance!

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Oh, no. Mabel!

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Hi. I'm Mabel.

So, Australia, huh?

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Do you guys eat

kangaroo meat over there,

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-or are they strictly pets?

-I am from Austria.

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-Tag, tag.

-I am Candy.

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I love the tiny hats you

wear on your shoulders.

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Hi! If you were a boat,

do you know what kind you'd be?

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A dreamboat. That's what kind.

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-You're tagged out.

-Tagged back in.

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-You can't do that.

-I can tag myself. It's allowed.

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Ahem!

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What exactly was all that?

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You were flirting

with Marius without me.

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We're sorry, Grenda. It's just...

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Your flirting style can

come off as a bit... intense.

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Oh, I see.

You think I shouldn't be myself

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just because I'm in this

stupid mansion.

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I thought you liked my style.

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We do, but these boys might not.

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Oh. Then I guess they

wouldn't like this either.

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-Hey, Marius.

-Yeah?

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You've got something...

on your shirt.

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Thank you all for coming.

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I think we can all say

this party was a rousing success.

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I guess you could say it

was a slam dunk, Preston.

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Yes, yes, I guess, sure.

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A toast... to our family name.

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What?!

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Generations locked away.

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My revenge shall have its day.

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Oh, the Grim Reaper.

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I've been wondering

when you would arrive.

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-Preston, what are we going to do?

-Prepare the panic room.

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Please... help me.

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Whoa!

That is messed up!

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Just one way to change your fates.

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A Northwest must open the party gates.

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A Northwest?

Pacifica!

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Pacifica. There you are.

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The ghost is turning everyone to wood,

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and he just started rhyming for

some reason. I need your help!

00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:08,690

Pacifica?

00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,180

You wanna know why

this room was locked up?

00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:12,740

This is what I found in here.

00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:16,490

A painted record of every horrible

thing that my family's ever done.

00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:19,270

Lying, cheating, and then, there's me.

00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,620

I lied to you just because

I'm too scared to talk back

00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:26,860

to my stupid parents.

You were right about me.

00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,400

I am just another link in

the world's worst chain.

00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:33,010

Pacifica, I'm sorry

about what I said earlier,

00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,220

but just because you're

your parents' daughter

00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,880

doesn't mean

you have to be like them.

00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,050

It's not too late.

00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:41,850

-It's too late!

-Oh, no!

00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,210

You are all wood!

00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:54,960

Dipper, wait!

00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:58,950

All right, ghost.

Prepare to get...

00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,580

No, wait!

00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,750

No, no, no, no!

00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:05,170

No, someone help.

Someone he...

00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:13,420

A forest of death, a lesson learned.

00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,740

And now, the Northwest manor will burn!

00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,430

Hey, ugly. Over here.

00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,980

You want me to let in the townsfolk?

00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,470

'Cause I'll do it.

Just change everyone back.

00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,550

You wish to prove yourself?

00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:31,820

Pull that lever and open

the grand gate to the town.

00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:35,310

Fulfill your ancestors' promise.

00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,310

Pacifica Elise Northwest,

stop this instant!

00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:41,640

We can't let the town

see us like this.

00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,960

We have a reputation to uphold.

Now come into the panic room.

00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,800

There's enough mini

sandwiches and oxygen

00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,630

to last you, me, and

a butler for a week.

00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,840

We'll eat the butler.

00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,730

You dare disobey us?

00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,490

Dingly, dingly.

Is this bell broken?

00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:08,830

Our family name is broken,

and I'm gonna fix it.

00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,010

Get it, get it.

00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:20,630

Yes, yes, it's happening.

00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,910

My heart, once as hard as oak,

00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:26,230

now grows soft like more

of a birch or something.

00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:37,560

Pacifica, you are not like

the other Northwests.

00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:42,330

I feel lumber justice.

00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,500

Oh, yes! Yeah!

00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:56,080

Good Lord, the riff-raff.

They're everywhere!

00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,220

That's not how the

fork should be placed.

00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,860

Ugh, man, what happened?

00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:08,220

Grenda, we are so sorry.

00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,020

-We shouldn't have left you behind.

-It's okay.

00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,280

Maybe I do need to work on my flirting.

00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:16,300

Come on, let's go dunk our

heads into cheese and chocolate.

00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,980

-Friends.

-Friends.

00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:21,350

Wait! Don't go.

00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,510

Grenda, was it?

I must speak with you.

00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,290

There's something about you.

I can't get you out of my head.

00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,880

You're so bold and confident.

00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:32,110

I know you're probably out of my league,

but might I give you mein phone number?

00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:34,920

I don't have a phone!

Write it on my face!

00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,360

Whoa! Go, Grenda.

00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:38,910

I guess we shouldn't

have sold her short.

00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:42,640

-I call bridesmaid.

-What? I call co-bridesmaids.

00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:46,780

Man, if your family hates you for this,

they're idiots. This is great.

00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,160

Enjoy it while it lasts.

00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,980

Next year, I'm sure they're just

gonna lock everyone out again.

00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,420

Hey, guess what we're standing on.

00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:58,870

Take that!

00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,150

But seriously, I'd better go

find someone to clean this up.

00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:08,940

Whoo! Scoobiddy doo!

Hornswaggle my goat knees!

00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:11,260

Well, ho-ho,

what's up, McGucket?

00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:16,880

Dipper, I been lookin' for you.

I fixed the laptop.

00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:19,240

I've been doin' calculations,

and I think something

00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,720

terrible is comin'.

The apocalypse. The end times!

00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:23,850

You know what, McGucket.

00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,840

How about we talk about

this stuff tomorrow?

00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:28,500

It's a party.

Let's have some fun for once, huh?

00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,550

Oh, this is bad!

00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:37,130

Somethin's comin'.

Somethin' big.

00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:43,230

-Quick, in here, my darling.

-A moment alone at last.

00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,400

You can drop the act, Trigger.

00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,960

They're seeing activity on the machine.

00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,570

-It's go time.

-Roger that.

00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,310

- Where's my phone?

- I don't have it.

00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,170

Yes, you do. It was in your purse.

00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,660

So I'm just supposed

to hold on everything for you?

00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,830

I asked you and we were in the car!

00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,860

Why do we always have

to fight at parties?

00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:04,840

Not even gonna ask.

00:00:04,182 --> 00:00:05,520

Престон, должна сказать,

00:00:05,554 --> 00:00:08,518

что список гостей этого года

очень разнородный!

00:00:08,544 --> 00:00:11,870

Ты права, это сложная смесь

миллионеров и миллиардеров!

00:00:12,114 --> 00:00:15,728

Вилку для устриц клади под углом!

Мы же не животные!

00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:18,447

Ну, и где, черт возьми... Пасифика!

00:00:19,406 --> 00:00:21,002

Я что говорила про платье?!

00:00:21,028 --> 00:00:23,235

Тема – морская зеленая пена,

а не озерная!

00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,989

-Переоденься.

-Мам, но мне оно нравится!

00:00:26,015 --> 00:00:28,312

-Не смей сердить мать, Пасифика.

-Но...

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Да, папа!

00:00:35,674 --> 00:00:38,553

Неужели! Опять начинается.

00:00:42,602 --> 00:00:45,989

Вы – моя собственность! Подчиняйтесь!

00:00:47,092 --> 00:00:50,130

Это катастрофа!

До вечеринки остался один день!

00:00:50,156 --> 00:00:53,275

Должен же быть кто-то,

кто может решить эту проблему!

00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:56,200

И, кажется, я знаю такого человека.

00:01:03,743 --> 00:01:05,043

ДИППЕР

00:01:05,209 --> 00:01:06,409

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:06,595 --> 00:01:07,795

СТЭН

00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:13,310

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:01:16,335 --> 00:01:17,746

Просили – получите!

00:01:17,795 --> 00:01:20,247

Вы смотрите двухдневный марафон

сериала «Пугатели привидений»

00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:22,166

на канале Атбаш!

00:01:23,061 --> 00:01:26,482

Терпи, мочевой пузырь!

До рассвета туалета не будет.

00:01:26,516 --> 00:01:29,714

Мы прерываем программу

для экстренного сообщения.

00:01:29,763 --> 00:01:31,357

-Что за ерунда?!

-Начинается!

00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:34,269

-Звук прибавь!

-Местечко для Гренды!

00:01:34,356 --> 00:01:37,791

Сегодня тот самый вечер,

но я здесь уже неделю!

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Сегодня состоится ежегодный «Прием

для высшего общества семейства Нортвест».

00:01:41,918 --> 00:01:43,641

И хотя простой народ туда не пустят,

00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:47,186

можно разбить лагерь у забора, чтобы

увидеть богатство хоть одним глазком.

00:01:50,245 --> 00:01:53,606

Так, может хоть кто-нибудь мне объяснить,

почему это всех так волнует?

00:01:53,688 --> 00:01:55,715

Это лучшая вечеринка всех времен!

00:01:55,793 --> 00:01:58,167

Еда крутая и мальчики богатые!

00:01:58,216 --> 00:02:01,344

Я слышала, что в каждой подарочной

корзине – живая перепёлка!

00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:03,221

Хочу твою жизнь, Пасифика.

00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:08,237

Пф, хватит! Напомню, если забыли:

Пасифика Нортвест – просто худшая!

00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,722

И я так говорю не от зависти,

я и в глаза ей это скажу!

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-Нужна твоя помощь.

-Ты – худшая.

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Видели?

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Слушай, думаешь,

мне было просто сюда прийти?

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В эту вашу вонючую лачугу?

00:02:24,088 --> 00:02:26,623

Но в поместье Нортвест завёлся призрак!

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Если не поможешь, наша вечеринка погибла!

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Интересно, с чего мне тебе помогать?

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Ты всё это лето унижала меня и Мэйбл.

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Просто, назови свою цену!

Я на всё согласна!

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Привет, Пасифика! Мы сейчас!

00:02:39,496 --> 00:02:41,528

Диппер! Понимаешь, что это значит?

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Ты поможешь Пасифике, и нас пригласят

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на величайшую вечеринку всех времен!

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Что?! Мэйбл ты не забыла,

что мы говорим о Пасифике!

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Но ведь это мечта Кенди и Гренды!

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Мечта!

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Ладно, я поймаю призрака!

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Но ты взамен дашь

три билета на вечеринку.

00:03:00,836 --> 00:03:03,172

Тебе повезло, что у нас всё так плохо.

00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:07,255

Плохо! Плохо! Плохо!

00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:09,926

Гренда, быстро тащи клей,

будем делать платья.

00:03:20,808 --> 00:03:23,203

Добро пожаловать в наше поместье!

00:03:23,229 --> 00:03:24,949

Постарайтесь ничего не трогать.

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Тут всё так красиво!

Красивый пол и цветок.

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-И мужчина!

-Благодарю! Вы очень любезны.

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А слухи-то не обманули!

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А, вот наконец-то и наш герой!

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Надеюсь, ты сможешь

помочь в нашей ситуации

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-до того, как через час прибудут гости.

-Я постараюсь.

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Прекрасно! Пасифика, отведи юношу

в проблемную комнату

00:03:52,648 --> 00:03:55,347

и реши вопрос с его одеждой.

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Поняла.

00:03:59,484 --> 00:04:02,020

Этот дурацкий воротник душит меня!

00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,002

И кого вы всем этим пытаетесь поразить?

00:04:04,028 --> 00:04:07,592

Всех, кого можно!

Тебе этого не понять!

00:04:07,618 --> 00:04:10,660

Величие семьи Нортвест основано

на высоких стандартах.

00:04:10,686 --> 00:04:13,264

Надо же! А я думал –

на лжи про основателя города.

00:04:13,434 --> 00:04:14,495

Руками не трогай.

00:04:16,396 --> 00:04:18,777

Обалдеть! Слышьте! Список гостей!

00:04:19,496 --> 00:04:20,042

Ого!

00:04:20,236 --> 00:04:23,467

-Зацените красавчика.

-Мариус фон Фандсхаузер!

00:04:23,468 --> 00:04:25,387

Наследный барон из Австрии!

00:04:25,388 --> 00:04:28,107

Лучше бы в мою корзину

для подарков положили его!

00:04:28,156 --> 00:04:30,987

Минутку, дамы!

Очень неприятно это говорить,

00:04:31,036 --> 00:04:32,827

но я боюсь, он слишком хорош для нас.

00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:35,175

Да, Гренда права он – как белый кит:

00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:36,667

охота на него погубит нас.

00:04:36,716 --> 00:04:39,060

Тут будет еще куча красавцев!

00:04:39,086 --> 00:04:42,968

Принесем девчачью клятву, что

не будет тратить время на Мариуса.

00:04:43,953 --> 00:04:44,586

Клянусь!

00:04:44,612 --> 00:04:45,898

-Клянусь!

-Клянусь!

00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:52,689

Вот это да!

00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:59,007

Это главная гостиная! Тут всё и началось.

00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:02,416

Да, в таких гостиных и заводятся

призраки! Но не волнуйся!

00:05:02,442 --> 00:05:04,689

Существует десять

категорий опасности призраков!

00:05:04,715 --> 00:05:07,410

Летающая посуда – самая безобидная.

00:05:07,436 --> 00:05:10,075

Да ты что?!

Может, он сам исчезнет от скуки,

00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:13,051

-пока ты читаешь эту книжонку?

-Нет, я просто окроплю комнату

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святой водой, и он оставит в покое

вашу мерзкую семейку.

00:05:15,752 --> 00:05:17,511

Что ты сказал про мою семью?

00:05:17,537 --> 00:05:18,992

Тихо! Какие-то сигналы!

00:05:28,985 --> 00:05:31,503

Давай ну, работай же! О, вот так!

00:05:34,117 --> 00:05:35,634

Пасифика?

00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,722

Древний грех. Древний грех.

00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:51,397

Древний грех. Древний грех.

00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:56,187

-Диппер, что это такое?

-Десятая категория.

00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,887

Кровь, пролитая когда-то!

00:06:03,913 --> 00:06:06,739

Вот за неё пришла расплата!

00:06:06,788 --> 00:06:08,707

Что теперь будет?! Что теперь будет?!

00:06:08,739 --> 00:06:10,659

Спокойно, не будет же хуже, чем сейчас!

00:06:23,568 --> 00:06:28,208

Я чую запах Нортвестов!

00:06:30,337 --> 00:06:31,618

Выходи!

00:06:32,468 --> 00:06:35,654

Выходи, где бы ты ни был.

00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,807

Давай! Читай свою тупую книгу скорее!

00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,014

Я уже читаю! И она не тупая!

00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,679

Эта книга спасёт нам жизнь! Вот нашел!

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Совет:

00:06:42,789 --> 00:06:44,433

МОЛИ О ПОЩАДЕ!

00:06:44,457 --> 00:06:45,657

Да вы издеваетесь?!

00:06:48,543 --> 00:06:50,387

Зря вы сюда пришли!

00:06:51,008 --> 00:06:52,457

За мной! Быстрее.

00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:57,462

Приветсвую, герцоги и герцогини,

00:06:57,488 --> 00:07:00,559

-султаны и спортсмены!

-Йо, как жизнь, Престо?

00:07:00,675 --> 00:07:05,408

И, конечно, уважаемый стодвухлетний мэр

Гравити Фолз, мистер Бифаффтелфамптер!

00:07:07,306 --> 00:07:09,359

Не пугайтесь. Они со мной.

00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:12,025

Мы насладимся самыми изысканными вкусами

00:07:12,051 --> 00:07:14,082

и самым высокомерным смехом!

00:07:16,287 --> 00:07:19,087

-Именно таким!

-Сыр. Шоколад.

00:07:19,119 --> 00:07:23,173

-Сыр. Шоколад.

-Кенди! Слушай внимательно!

00:07:23,199 --> 00:07:26,858

Ты в ловушке сладкого и пряного!

Теперь медленно положи вилку!

00:07:27,241 --> 00:07:29,537

Я пытаюсь, но не могу!

00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:33,936

Приветствуйте, барон

Мариус фон Фандсхаузер.

00:07:39,087 --> 00:07:42,439

-Гутен таг!

-Гутен! Я твоя навечно!

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-Мэйбл! Мы же договорились!

-Да-да! Точно!

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Гренда, не принесёшь

ли ты нам парочку салфеток?

00:07:49,628 --> 00:07:51,082

Конечно! Притащу!

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Слушай, Мэйбл. Я не смогу

сдержать свою клятву!

00:07:54,217 --> 00:07:56,848

-Он слишком потрясающий.

-Да, я тоже, Кенди!

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И что делать будем?

Он такой недосягаемый!

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А давай будем флиртовать с ним командой!

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Наша двойная красота

может дать шанс одной из нас.

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А знаешь, это отличный план!

Но что делать с Грендой?

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Я люблю Гренду, Мэйбл,

но мальчики тут изысканы,

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а её агрессивный стиль общения

может их вспугнуть.

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Ой, что это у тебя?

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Ха! Попался! Тюфяк!

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Скорее! Бежим через сад!

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Осторожней с павлинами!

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Давай же, давай! Есть, нашёл!

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«Призрак из картины ловится

серебряным зеркалом»!

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Смотри! Серебряное зеркало!

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Стой! Не смей входить!

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В комнате постелен

любимый ковер родителей!

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Они нас убьют, если запачкаем!

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Что?! Ты что смеёшься?

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Предложи другой вариант!

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Пасифика, на это нет времени!

Пропусти меня!

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-Нет! Родители разозлятся.

-Почему ты так сильно их боишься?

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Всё равно ты этого не поймёшь!

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-Куда это мы попали?

-Как странно!

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Не знала, что есть эта комната.

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-Надеюсь, что призрак тоже не знает.

-Да может, мы спаслись.

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Пасифика, берегись!

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Твоя судьба решена!

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Серебряное зеркало!

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Готовься умереть, Нортвест!

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Поймал его?

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Нет! Отпусти!

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-Да!

-Мы молодцы!

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Если я заплачу, ты будешь

молчать об этом моменте?

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Что ж, Пасифика, ты нашла

подходящего специалиста.

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Не хватит слов, чтобы отблагодарить!

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Достаточно!

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Хе-хе, я просто выполнил обещание.

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Подожди, ты уже уходишь?

Это же величайшая вечеринка, дурачок.

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Да я бы остался, но нужно избавиться

от призрака десятой категории!

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Самой опасной!

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Может, я сошел с ума но она,

по сути, не такая уж плохая.

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Ты над чем смеешься? Я тебя победил!

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Ты наивный парень!

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Я был точно таким же

150 лет назад.

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В каком смысле?

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Ровно 150 лет назад

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Нортвесты попросили нас, лесорубов,

построить им поместье на вершине холма!

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Сказали, что тем самым

мы послужим городу,

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ведь они каждый год будут устраивать

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великолепную вечеринку

и приглашать горожан.

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Много лет мы убивались

на этом строительстве!

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Но когда пришла пора устроить вечеринку,

которую они обещали людям

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они отказались нас впустить.

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Ты обещал нам, Нортвест!

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Деревьев больше не было,

и начался оползень.

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Они смеялись и веселились,

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а я погибал!

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И я поклялся:

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«Полтора века спустя восстать из гроба!

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И коль ворота снова не откроют,

Кровь потомков Нортвестов их грех отмоет!»

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Проклятье должно исполнится сегодня.

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Подожди минуту:

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то есть Нортвесты знали,

что появится призрак

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и заставили меня им помочь,

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чтобы избежать кары?! Я сейчас вернусь.

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Огромное вам спасибо, что пришли.

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И в знак нашего уважения

примите слугу-шимпанзе!

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Держите его где-нибудь взаперти,

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он вороват.

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Нортвесты!

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Оказывается, вы меня обманули!

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Диппер, ты вернулся!

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Вы мне врали! Вы все!

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Вам нужно было впустить

народ на вечеринку,

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и проклятье было бы снято!

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Но вместо этого

вы заставили меня помогать!

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Ты понимаешь, с кем ты разговариваешь?

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Я устроил вечеринку для самых

могущественных людей в мире!

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Думаешь, они бы пришли, если бы тут были

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-такие как ты?

-Как я?!

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Я правильно о тебе думал!

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Ты мерзкая, как и твоя родня!

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-И ничем от них не отличаешься!

-Диппер, прости! Меня заставили!

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Я должна была сказать, но...

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Веселись, пока можешь! В другой раз

таким как ты в этот дом не попасть.

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Нет-нет! Это не для него.

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Мерзкие Нортвесты, из-за них

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пришлось заниматься экзорцизмом!

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Экситус димонус страшнус-ужастус,

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-небоятус-призракатус.

-Диппер!

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Диппер! Прошу тебя,

позволь мне покарать Нортвестов!

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Ты ведь тоже их ненавидишь!

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Слышь, я всё понимаю, но там моя сестра,

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и ты какой-то слишком уж психованный.

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Хорошо парень! Но прежде,

чем душу в мир иной изгнать

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позволь хоть моим очам уставшим в

последний раз этот мир прекрасный увидать.

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Ну, ладно!

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Отрывайся.

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Что?!

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Да! Отмщение!

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О, нет! Там Мэйбл!

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Привет, я Мэйбл! Ну, что? Австралия, да?

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Вы там едите кенгуру,

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-или они у вас типа домашние питомцы?

-Нет, я из Австрии.

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-Вода! Вода!

-А я Кенди!

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Мне нравятся миленькие шляпки

у тебя на плечах!

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Привет, а будь ты лодкой, знаешь,

какой бы лодкой ты был?

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Лодкой мечты! Без сомнения.

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-Ты не вода!

-Уже вода!

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-Так нечестно!

-Нет, можно самому себя салить!

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Это что здесь происходит?!

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Флиртуете с Мариусом без меня?

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Ты уж прости нас, Гренда, но просто...

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Но просто твой стиль флирта

иногда бывает чуток чересчур.

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О, понятно! По-вашему,

мне нельзя быть собой,

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потому что я в тупом поместье.

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Думала, вам нравится мой стиль.

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Нравится! Но речь-то идёт о мальчиках.

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Я покажу вам, что понравится мальчикам!

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-Эй, слышь, Мариус!

-Йа?

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А что это у тебя на рубашке.

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Спасибо всем, что пришли!

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Я полагаю, можно сказать,

что вечеринка прошла успешно!

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Трехочковый бросок

по всем меркам, Престон.

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Да-да, наверное, да!

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Тост! За семью Нортве...

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Что?!

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Потомки Нортвестов!

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Пришло время осуществить мою месть!

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Ой, это же смерть!

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Я всё ждал, когда же ты придёшь.

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-Что теперь делать, Престон?

-Идти в спасательный бункер!

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Прошу, спаси!

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Ого, так делать некрасиво!

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Спасти себя еще вам можно!

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Один из Нортвестов открыть ворота должен!

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Один из…

Пасифика!

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Пасифика! Вот ты где!

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Призрак всех превращает в дерево!

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А еще он зачем-то говорит стихами!

Помоги мне!

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Пасифика?

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Знаешь, почему эта комната заперта?

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Вот, что я тут нашла!

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Все ужасные деяния моей семьи,

запечатленные в картинах:

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ложь, обман. И вот она я!

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Наврала тебе, потому что слишком боялась

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прекословить своим глупым родителям!

Ты был прав насчет меня!

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Я такая же мерзкая, как и вся моя родня.

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Слушай, Пасифика. Ты извини меня

за то, что я тогда сказал!

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Но ты не обязана быть как они,

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только потому, что ты их дочь!

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Еще не поздно.

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-Слишком поздно!

-О, нет!

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Вы все – деревяшки!

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Диппер, подожди!

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Ну, всё, призрак приготовься к...

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Нет, стой, нет!

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Нет, нет, нет!

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Помогите мне! Помогите!

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Вот мертвый лес – свершилась месть!

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Теперь пусть пламя всё поместье съест!

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Эй, кошмарик! Я тоже Нортвест!

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Хочешь, чтобы я впустила людей?!

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Пожалуйста! Но сначала всех расколдуй.

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Ну уж нет, ты первая!

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Сперва опусти рубильник

и открой ворота людям!

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Выполни обещание твоих предков!

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Пасифика Элиза Нортвест!

Немедленно прекрати!

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Нельзя же вот так предстать перед всеми!

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Нужно беречь свою репутацию!

Быстро спускайся в бункер!

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Тут бутерброды и кислород

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для нас троих и дворецкого на неделю!

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Мы съедим дворецкого!

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Ты смеешь нас ослушаться?

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Дзынь-дзынь-дзынь!

Он что, сломался?

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Сломалась наша совесть!

Но сейчас я её починю!

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Бей их! Бей их!

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Да-да! Наконец-то!

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Сердце жёсткое, как старый дуб,

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смягчилось и стало,

как береза или типа того!

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Пасифика, ты не такая,

как другие Нортвесты!

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Свершилось правосудие лесорубов.

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О, да! Да!

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Боже! Этот сброд! Они повсюду!

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Так нельзя класть вилку для фондю!

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Боже мой, что случилось?

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Гренда! Прости нас, пожалуйста!

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-Прости, что обманули тебя.

-Всё в порядке!

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Мне и правда надо изменить мой стиль!

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Ну, ладно пойдёмте, закусим

сыром и шоколадом!

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-Мир?

-Мир!

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Стой! Не пойди!

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Ты ведь Гренда? Я говорить с тобой!

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В тебе есть что-то такое,

не могу тебя забыть!

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Ты отважна и прямолинейна!

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Ты есть считать меня слабаком,

но может быть, запишешь майн телефон?

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Некуда записать! Пиши на лице!

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Давай, подруга!

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Мы её недооценили.

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-Чур, я – подружка невесты!

-Что?! Тогда я – вторая подружка!

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Знаешь, если твои предки тебя

отругают, они идиоты. Это же так круто!

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Веселись, пока можешь!

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В следующем году они вряд ли

кого-то из вас впустят.

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Эй, угадай, на чем мы стоим.

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Получи.

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А если серьезно, найду прислугу,

чтобы прибрали.

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Вии-ху! Скубидиду!

Ёлки-иголки, белки-коленки!

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Как дела, МакГакет?

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Диппер! Я давно тебя ищу!

Я починил лэптоп!

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Покопался и понял, что грядёт

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нечто ужасное! Апокалипсис! Конец света!

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Знаете, МакГакет?

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Давайте мы с вами всё это обсудим завтра?

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Тут вечеринка! Повеселимся немного, а?

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Плохо дело!

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НЕИЗБЕЖНАЯ УГРОЗА

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Что-то грядёт! Что-то большое.

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-Быстро! Сюда, родная.

-Ну, наконец-то мы одни!

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Всё, кончай спектакль, Триггер!

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Зафиксирована активность машины!

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-Время пришло.

-Вас понял.

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-Так, где мой телефон?

-У меня его нет.

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Нет, он у тебя. В твоей сумочке!

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Я что, должен ещё все твои вещи таскать?

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Я же просил взять его из машины!

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Мы вечно ссоримся на вечеринках!

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Никаких вопросов.