Игры со временем

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I've got to hand it to this perp.

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No one's broken out

of the Infinetentiary before.

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He's either the bravest time-convict

I've ever seen or the dumbest.

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Ow! Ohh!

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My time-knee!

Oh, time-dang it!

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Definitely the dumbest.

Freeze!

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You're surrounded by the Time Paradox

Avoidance Enforcement Squadron.

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Anything you say can and already has

been used against you in future court.

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This is it, Blendin.

End of the timeline.

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Any last words?

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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh...

I-I-I-I...

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I invoke Globnar!

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Globnar!!!

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Very well, speak the name

and century of those accused.

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The two kids

that ruined my life,

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Dipper and Mabel Pines,

21st century.

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So be it.

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May Time Baby

have mercy on their souls.

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Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!

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Candy... Candy...

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It's trapped!

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Everything is terrible forever!

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Psst. Hey, dudes. You

want to know a trick?

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Boppity-boop-womp!

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A genius taught me that once.

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This just in. Weather stations

are calling for a candy blizzard!

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Forget taking off the wrappers.

I'm eating these now!

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Soos, you are

the greatest human ever to live.

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That was a mistake!

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Hey, no sweat, dude.

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-I'd do anything for the Pines family.

-Soos!

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I need to scratch myself

in two places at once.

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And I mean anything.

Coming, Mr. Pines!

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Whoa, better make sure

he gets his wallet back.

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Wait, I've never seen

Soos's wallet before.

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Don't you want to learn

some Soos secrets?

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I don't know if we should be...

Whoa!

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Soos has a membership

to laser tag?

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I didn't know they let

grown-ups in there.

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And look, emergency salami.

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Soos, my respect

for you has grown.

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Jesus Esperaminguo Ramirez,

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organ donor, birthday: July

13th. Wait a minute. That's today.

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-Whoa.

-That's weird.

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I wonder

why he didn't tell anyone.

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Uh, duh.

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It's probably because he wants

someone to throw him a surprise party.

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I can relate.

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I've been waiting for

a surprise party my whole life.

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Surprise!

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Too little, too late, Chiu.

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More exclamation points!

More, I say!

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Wow, you guys

thought of everything.

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Grenda, twins are born

birthday experts.

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We've shared every birthday together

so we know how to make them perfect.

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Hey, places, everyone.

I hear footsteps.

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Everyone, be quiet!

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All right, you promised

a giant hummingbird,

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so I'm expecting to see

a giant hummingbird.

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Three, two, one...

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Huh?

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Surprise!

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Happy birthday,

you king on earth.

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We got everything you love.

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Cake-flavored pizza.

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Pizza-flavored cake.

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And one more treat.

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Razzle dazzle, friends.

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It's me, the Razz Dazzler.

This is what my life has become.

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I...I...

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Quick, everyone pose for the

Birthday Smiles Memory Album.

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Soos, what's wrong?

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It's, uh, it's nothing. I, uh...

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I gotta go fix a pipe

or something.

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Whoa, did you guys see Soos?

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What happened to... Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

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Okay, you guys didn't know,

so it's not your fault,

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but Soos hates his birthday.

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-What?

-It's a total mystery.

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I guess he's been like this

since he was a kid.

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-Some weird personal biz.

-There's gotta be something we can do.

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-We've tried everything.

-I even petitioned the government

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to have this day removed

from calendars.

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Now I'm not allowed

on airplanes.

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I don't know, guys, maybe we

should just leave him alone, you know?

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No one should be alone on their birthday.

There's got to be a way to cheer him up.

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We just need to try harder.

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You're right, Dipper! It's time

for us to bring out the big guns.

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All right, guys,

blindfold me once, shame on you,

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blindfold me twice...

Wait a minute.

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Hot dog smell? Sticky

floors? Future sounds?

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Laser tag? I love laser tag.

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How did you guys know?

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We definitely didn't rifle

through your wallet.

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Welcome to the year 8,000.

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Society? Collapsed.

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Fog machines? Everywhere.

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Are these walls just mattresses

spray-painted purple?

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I think this place

used to be a mattress store.

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I don't know, guys, I'm not

sure I'm up for this today.

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Don't worry, Soos. As soon

as you start playing with us,

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you're gonna have a great time.

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We promise, no matter what

happens we won't leave your side.

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Well, I guess,

I could give it a shot.

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Prepare for laser battle in three, two...

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Uh-oh.

Better tie down these cowboys.

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Whoa! This is even cooler

than I imagined.

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Look how real

these laser guys are.

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Kick deflected.

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Thank you for buying digicod,

the smart codpiece.

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-Wait, what?

-Oh, no.

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Soos!

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Mabel? Dipper? Dudes?

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Soos!

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Nice try, but that's

solid timetanium, kid.

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There's only one way

out of here.

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Through me!

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Oh, uh, sorry.

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Come on.

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Through me!

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And that's what

it would have been like

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if I'd just gotten it right the very

first chance, but it still is effective.

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The time traveler guy!

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What did you say your name

was again? Blendo? Blondin?

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-BlarBlar.

-There it is.

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It's Blendin!

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Blendin Blenjamin Blendin.

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How could you not know my name

after you ruined my life?!

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Initiate flashback!

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It was after you stole my time

device to win your stupid pig.

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I was cast out of the time anomaly

removal crew. My whole life's purpose.

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And then I was given ten squared

life sentences in time prison.

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I've spent every day since then

planning my vengeance.

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And now finally, it has come!

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Look, we're sorry about all that,

but we're in the middle of something

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-really important right now.

-It's our friend's birthday today,

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and we promised

we wouldn't leave his side.

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What?! You think some dumb

birthday matters right now?

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Do you know where you are?

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Welcome to Globnar!

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Is this a reality show?

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Are we in Japan?

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It's gladiatorial time combat!

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The winner gets a precious time

wish and then decides the loser's fate.

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N-n-no!

Please!

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And the two of you

are officially challenged.

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Dundgren! Get me my war paint.

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Dipper, we need a way

out of here. But how?

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I have an idea.

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Hang in there, Soos,

we're coming for you.

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Dipper? Mabel?

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Requesting back-up.

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Ah! Ah!

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Oh! Ah!

Oh, no.

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-Laser Robbie.

-Dudes?

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Oh, my stars.

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Could it be my little, um...

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Lolphy!

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It's me.

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Your great-great-great-great-

great-great-great grandmother

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from the past times.

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Gam-Gam?

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Yeah, neon green is good. This is a

good color for me. It's fierce... Huh?

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What? No! You can't let

them escape! Stop there!

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Gam-Gam, how could you?

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I ain't no one's Gam-Gam, sucka!

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You just got time tricked!

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No!

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Hurry!

Back to Soos' birthday.

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Okay. I think I've got it.

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Uhh. Are we back?

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Oh, no! Look!

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Mable, the Laser place

is a mattress store.

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We went too far in the past.

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Time travel. Man, why you

gotta be so complicated?

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Huh?!

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Looks like they overshot

their destination by 10 years.

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I don't see them.

You better find those kids!

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You'll get your justice,

Blendin.

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I'm gonna keep stammering

until you find them. I-I-I-I...

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-I hate that guy.

-Let's move.

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-Yeah!

-Yeah!

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Okay, we just got

to go forward 10 years.

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We can be back before Soos

even realizes we were gone.

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Oh, no! The timey

thing. It's busted.

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Can you fix it?

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Maybe.

I'll need some tools.

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And I think I know

where to get some.

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Let's try to lay low. We don't

want to change the future.

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Orcausethe future.

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I forget how this works exactly.

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Wow, 10 years in the past.

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Everything is samey

but also differenty.

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Doppity-doppity-doo

Yeah!

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Look out Broadway, here I come.

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This dream goes nowhere, Toby!

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Aww, marbles.

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-Whoa.

-Oops. Sorry.

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My friend thinks you're cute.

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-Oh, my gosh. Tambry, shut up.

-Ow! Hey!

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Thank you. I mean you're

super young, so this is weird.

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Now you know how shefeels, creep.

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Yeah, I... Huh.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Schlep right up, ladies and

gentlemen, to see my latest attraction.

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All right, the coast is clear.

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Now is our chance.

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Bingo!

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All right, let's see.

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Aw, come on, candy.

Fall. Fall.

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Allow me.

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You just need to know

a guy on the inside.

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Bippity-boop-womp!

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Jackpot!

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Thanks, dawg.

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You must be some kind of genius.

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All right, I think

I've got this thing working

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Dipper, Dipper, look.

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No way.

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Mi precioso,

you keep wandering off.

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You don't want to be

late for your big day.

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Sorry, Abuelita.

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Big day?

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This could be the birthday

where that personal biz went down.

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We could finally find out

why Soos hates his birthday.

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All right, but let's be quick.

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I want a piece of birthday cake!

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Who's a handsome birthday boy?

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It's you!

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Soos, you are

such a ladies' man.

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They're my cousins,

Grandma. Gross.

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I got you a race car cake.

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Man, I don't know why Soos

hates his birthdays. This looks great.

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Sorry, dude,

but could you move seats?

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That's the seat of honor.

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Uh, who's it for?

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Oh. Heh.

It's for my dad, actually.

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I haven't seen him in, like,

8 years, but he's coming today.

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That must be him!

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All right, Soos,

today's the big day.

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Be cool.

Be cool.

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Postcard for...

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Soos.

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"See you next year for sure.

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Dad."

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Hey, don't sweat it, cuz.

You'll see him next year.

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Ha. Yeah, next year.

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I'm gonna go lay down.

You party without me, dudes.

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Wait, what about your presents?

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Yay-uh.

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So that's why

Soos hates his birthday.

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It's the day he realized

his dad wasn't coming back.

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So how much partying

can fix that?

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Dorks. Young Robbie.

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Ay, Soos' father is a dead-beat.

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Soos, I made you cookies

shaped like dinosaurs.

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I don't want cookies.

I want to see Dad again.

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And he wants to see you.

He's just...busy.

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Busy in New Orleans?

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Ay. Yes.

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Trust me,

you will feel better one day.

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Ohh, this is awful.

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We promised Soos a happy birthday,

but how can we give him that now?

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This goes beyond anything

we know how to fix.

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-This way!

-Mabel, hide!

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They've got to be

around here somewhere.

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I think I heard them!

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Trace their chrono-signatures.

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Man, the sooner I defeat

those kids in Globnar,

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the sooner

I can win my time wish.

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Tell you what I'd do

if I had a time wish.

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Retire early,

spend more time with the kids.

00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:59,342

Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah

with the kids?!

00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:01,857

Don't you know a time wish

can literally do anything?

00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,941

Any impossible problem solved,

just like that.

00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,664

I mean,

imagine the possibilities.

00:14:06,687 --> 00:14:08,781

Wait, Mabel, that's it,

the time wish.

00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,451

If we defeat Blendin

in that space battle...

00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:13,863

Then we can wish that Soos'

dad came to his 12th birthday.

00:14:13,889 --> 00:14:16,734

And Soos' birthdays would

be fixed forever... all of them!

00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,116

But do you really think

we can win Globnar?

00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,850

It's the only chance we have.

00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:22,678

Besides, it's for Soos.

00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:24,874

He would do the same for us.

00:14:28,404 --> 00:14:30,240

Here we are, Blendin.

We surrender.

00:14:30,263 --> 00:14:31,497

-It's them!

-Freeze!

00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:32,951

Careful, they're from the past.

00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,989

They might have powder muskets

or slap bracelets.

00:14:35,015 --> 00:14:36,510

Look, guys, no tricks this time.

00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:38,296

We're ready to challenge you, okay?

00:14:38,322 --> 00:14:40,786

Yes! Let the Globnar begin.

00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:44,227

Prepare for Globnar!!!

00:14:46,107 --> 00:14:47,603

Hey, turns out I can mute him.

00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,382

Man, I wish

we'd known that earlier.

00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,436

Initializing.

00:14:58,242 --> 00:15:02,397

Globnar! Globnar!

Globnar! Globnar!

00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,022

Silence!

00:15:13,048 --> 00:15:14,726

Whoo!

Oh, yeah!

00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,375

That is one big baby.

00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,474

Welcome, Globnar tributes.

00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,707

I have a very important nap to

get to, so let's make this quick.

00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:25,984

You each have a chance

to settle your time-feud

00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:27,990

through gladiatorial combat.

00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:32,170

You will have until time baby finishes

drinking the cosmic sand in this hourglass.

00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:33,456

No!

00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,108

Come on.

It's good for you.

00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,077

Waah!

00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,100

Get ready, kids.

00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,639

When I get that time wish,

you'll wish you were never born.

00:15:39,665 --> 00:15:41,519

Or rather, you'll wish you wereborn,

00:15:41,545 --> 00:15:43,440

because I'm gonna wish

you were never born!

00:15:43,466 --> 00:15:45,574

Dream on!

There's two of us.

00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,083

And we have hair!

00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,959

Oh... oh, yeah?

Well, I have training!

00:15:51,936 --> 00:15:54,032

What do you think I did

in prison all that time?

00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:57,753

-Uh-oh.

-Let the Globnar begin!

00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:21,952

Yeah!

00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:35,537

Globnar!

00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:38,754

Very good.

00:16:38,809 --> 00:16:40,926

You have escaped the Cyclocks.

00:16:40,952 --> 00:16:43,389

Yes! Blendin for the almost-win!

00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,692

There is only one

final challenge for Globnar.

00:16:48,005 --> 00:16:50,511

An ancient game,

thousands of years old,

00:16:50,537 --> 00:16:54,160

chosen for its exemplification

of pure strategy.

00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,682

The ancient art of laser tag!

00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:03,253

The one who touches

the victory orb first will win.

00:17:04,261 --> 00:17:06,034

Laser tag? Seriously?

00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,062

Oh, I know it doesn't seem

that challenging now,

00:17:08,088 --> 00:17:10,781

but just wait until they

turn on that fog machine.

00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,977

You'll be done for.

00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:13,395

You just wait until you...

00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:14,236

Hit.

00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:16,274

Hit, hit, hit, hit.

00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:17,314

Oh, man.

00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,733

-Mabel, grab the orb!

-Got it.

00:17:22,629 --> 00:17:24,926

It is finished!

00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:33,897

-No! No! No!

-Yes! Yes!

00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,387

You have made victory

in Globnar.

00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:38,004

Before I give you

your time wish,

00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:41,379

tell us what fate

do you decide for the loser?

00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:43,434

Oh, jeez.

00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,465

Death!

00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:48,324

-Mabel.

-Sorry. Got carried away.

00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:51,764

So Blendin did try

to wish us out of existence,

00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:54,084

but it was kind of our fault

for ruining his life.

00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:57,412

Yeah, and he's kind of too sad

to be a real bad guy.

00:17:57,438 --> 00:17:59,508

Maybe if we treat him right

in the present,

00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,022

he'll turn out better

in the future.

00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,184

Okay, as long as you keep

an eye on him,

00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,342

we'd like to set Blendin free

and restore his position

00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:07,983

at the Time Anomaly

Correction Unit.

00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:09,891

And give him pretty hair.

00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:10,930

So be it.

00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:14,922

What? You'd do that for me?

00:18:15,518 --> 00:18:16,930

I got my job back!

00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:18,640

I feel like hugging somebody.

00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:21,040

I can kill you in eight

different ways. Yes, sir.

00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:25,859

Now, children, what is it that

you want for your time wish?

00:18:26,264 --> 00:18:29,582

Thank you,

but the wish isn't for us.

00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,520

Not you?

00:18:30,714 --> 00:18:31,903

But then who?

00:18:32,117 --> 00:18:35,496

Who is worthy

to receive such power?

00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,483

Dipper? Mabel?

00:18:38,615 --> 00:18:41,171

Ah, who am I kidding?

I'm not up for this.

00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,420

Heads, I stay.

00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:46,498

Tails, I go make myself

some dinosaur shaped cookies.

00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,598

Huh. That's unconventional.

00:18:58,569 --> 00:19:00,251

-Soos!

-Guys!

00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,162

We're so sorry

we left you hanging, dude.

00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:04,283

We got caught up

in this time travel junk.

00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,963

And there was a time Cyclops.

00:19:05,989 --> 00:19:07,039

And don't forget about the

00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:08,082

-time race.

-Time race.

00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:09,750

But the point is, Soos,

00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,876

we think we know

how to fix your birthday.

00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,147

Whoa. Really?

00:19:13,271 --> 00:19:16,324

Wait, you guys did

all of that for me?

00:19:16,457 --> 00:19:17,972

And that's not all.

00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:19,951

Behold your time wish,

00:19:20,254 --> 00:19:24,059

the power to alter time,

paradox-free, in any way you choose.

00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,901

We think the only thing that can

make you happy is meeting your dad.

00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:28,666

But the choice is yours.

00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:31,060

You mean, I can finally see

my dad by touching this thing?

00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:34,575

And you guys battled through time

and space just to get this for me?

00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:38,450

What are you waiting for, Soos?

00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:42,087

All right. Here goes nothing.

00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,603

-Wait, what?

-What the...

00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:48,922

Bam!

Fixed you up.

00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:49,828

Enjoy, dudes.

00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:51,869

But, Soos, what about

meeting your dad?

00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:54,032

Well, birthdays

are supposed to be spent

00:19:54,058 --> 00:19:55,547

with the people

who care about you.

00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:56,453

But you know what?

00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:58,783

That dude didn't care about me

enough to visit me once,

00:19:58,809 --> 00:20:01,705

let alone fight monsters through

time and space like you dudes.

00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:04,507

I mean, you had a gladiator

fight just to make me happy.

00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,464

I've been being ridiculous

this whole time.

00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:08,421

Whoever my dad was,

he could take a hike.

00:20:08,444 --> 00:20:11,539

I know who my family is now,

and it's you dudes.

00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,648

Thanks for giving me

the best birthday ever.

00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:15,841

Are you kidding me?!

00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,688

Do you have any idea

what you've just wasted?

00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:21,727

Do you know how many have died to get

a time wish? The wars that were started?

00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:22,810

Oh, that's not all, dudes.

00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,414

I also wished for the slice

of infinite pizza. Watch.

00:20:27,746 --> 00:20:29,520

And it can do that for,

like, infinity.

00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:32,179

Phew!

That's a good time wish.

00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,672

There's still 10 minutes

before laser tag closes.

00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:35,789

You dudes want to play?

00:20:35,925 --> 00:20:36,440

Yeah.

00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:39,159

Happy birthday, Soos.

00:20:40,194 --> 00:20:42,292

Whoa. Thought I heard an explosion.

00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:43,313

Whoa, what's this?

00:20:44,169 --> 00:20:45,453

Mystery Shack?

00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:47,078

That is it!

00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:51,078

You are single-handedly the

worst handyman I've ever seen.

00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:53,095

Uh, hey, excuse me, sir.

00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,615

Hey you, gumdrop,

think you can fix a golf cart?

00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:57,274

Well, I don't know if I...

00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,356

Boom, you're hired.

00:20:58,545 --> 00:20:59,857

One size fits all.

00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:02,420

Step right up

to the Mystery Shack, folks.

00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:03,405

Step right up.

00:00:11,243 --> 00:00:12,065

Стой!

00:00:12,932 --> 00:00:14,213

Надо отдать ему должное!

00:00:14,354 --> 00:00:16,457

Он первый, кто сбежал

из тюрьмы безвременья.

00:00:16,481 --> 00:00:20,144

Он либо самый смелый заключенный

на свете, либо самый тупой.

00:00:20,705 --> 00:00:22,627

Ой! Ой!

00:00:23,081 --> 00:00:25,805

Коленку ушиб! О, дурацкое время!

00:00:25,831 --> 00:00:27,868

Наверное, самый тупой! Стоять!

00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,862

Ты окружен силами

Анти-Пародоксо-Временного спецназа!

00:00:32,268 --> 00:00:36,620

Всё, что ты скажешь, будет и было

использовано против тебя в суде в будущем!

00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,732

Всё, Блендин! Конец прямой времени!

00:00:39,214 --> 00:00:40,526

Твоё последнее слово!

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Я, я...

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требую Глобнар!

00:00:47,136 --> 00:00:48,759

Господи, ему нужен Глобнар!

00:00:49,105 --> 00:00:52,334

Хорошо! Назови время и имя того,

кого обвиняешь!

00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,052

Двое детей, погубивших меня!

00:00:54,173 --> 00:00:57,371

Диппер и Мэйбл Пайнс!

Из 21 века.

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ПОИСК

00:00:58,123 --> 00:01:00,057

ПРЯМОЙ ЭФИР

ОБНАРУЖЕНЫ

00:01:02,736 --> 00:01:04,150

Да будет так!

00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:07,635

И да смилостивится над ними Дитя Времени.

00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:28,140

ДИППЕР

00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:30,903

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:32,215 --> 00:01:33,515

СТЭН

00:01:43,738 --> 00:01:44,538

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:01:51,455 --> 00:01:53,065

Давай! Давай! Давай!

00:01:53,091 --> 00:01:54,106

Давай! Давай! Давай!

00:01:54,279 --> 00:01:55,729

Нет! Застряло!

00:01:55,755 --> 00:01:58,065

Ну почему же нам вечно так не везёт?!

00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:00,065

Псс! Чуваки, показать фокус?

00:02:00,091 --> 00:02:01,732

Ба-ба-ди-буп! Оп-па!

00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,146

Меня один гений научил!

00:02:03,172 --> 00:02:07,383

Приготовьтесь! Прогноз погоды

обещал конфетный ураган!

00:02:07,405 --> 00:02:10,296

Фантики можно не снимать!

Есть их буду прямо так!

00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:14,345

Зус, ты самый крутой чувак во всём мире.

00:02:15,278 --> 00:02:16,632

Нет, надо снимать!

00:02:17,197 --> 00:02:18,572

Да ладно, подумаешь!

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-Я готов на всё ради Пайнсов.

-Зус!

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Меня нужно почесать

в двух местах одновременно!

00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:26,586

Готов на всё, буквально!

Иду, мистер Пайнс!

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Ой! Нужно вернуть Зусу его бумажник.

00:02:30,422 --> 00:02:33,438

Стой! Ни разу до этого

не видела бумажник Зуса!

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Не хочешь узнать

какие-нибудь его секреты?

00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:38,171

По-моему, нельзя так. Ого!

00:02:38,321 --> 00:02:40,266

У Зуса абонемент в лазерный клуб?

00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,245

Не знал, что туда пускают взрослых.

00:02:42,271 --> 00:02:44,926

Смотри! Неприкосновенный запас салями!

00:02:44,949 --> 00:02:47,584

Зус, я тебя еще больше зауважала.

00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:50,121

Хезус Алзамирано Рамирес!

00:02:50,335 --> 00:02:54,723

Донор органов. Родился 13 июля!

Погоди-ка, Мэйбл! Это сегодня!

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-Ух ты!

-Странно!

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Почему он никому не сказал об этом?

00:02:57,882 --> 00:02:58,952

Ты чего?!

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Просто он хочет, чтобы ему

закатили вечеринку-сюрприз!

00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:03,194

Уж поверь мне!

00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,892

Я сама мечтала о такой всю свою жизнь.

00:03:05,918 --> 00:03:07,249

Сюрприз!

00:03:08,205 --> 00:03:10,060

Слишком поздно и мало, подруга.

00:03:13,876 --> 00:03:17,173

Больше восклицательных знаков!

Больше, я сказала!

00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:18,973

Круто, ребята, вы всё продумали!

00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,493

Все близнецы – эксперты по дням рождения.

00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:24,613

Мы уже столько их вместе отметили,

что знаем, как их устраивать!

00:03:27,067 --> 00:03:29,121

Эй! Давайте по местам! Я слышу шаги!

00:03:29,144 --> 00:03:30,723

Всем сидеть тихо!

00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,477

Ладно, ты обещала гигантскую колибри,

00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,783

и я жду увидеть гигантскую колибри.

00:03:35,809 --> 00:03:37,836

Три, два, один.

00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:38,968

А?

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Сюрприз!

00:03:41,093 --> 00:03:43,505

С днем рождения, дорогой наш дружище!

00:03:43,531 --> 00:03:44,786

Здесь всё то, что ты любишь!

00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:46,264

Пицца со вкусом торта!

00:03:46,287 --> 00:03:47,422

Торт со вкусом пиццы!

00:03:47,445 --> 00:03:48,866

И кое-что ещё!

00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:51,874

Танцуем-танцуем, друзья!

00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:57,130

Это я, ваш любимый Весельчак-Тоби!

Я покажу то, что умею лучше всего!

00:03:57,156 --> 00:03:59,331

Я, я...

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Быстро! Снимаемся для

памятного деньрожденного альбома!

00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:09,480

Зус, что с тобой?

00:04:09,503 --> 00:04:12,518

Ну, я, всё в порядке!

00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:14,459

Я должен починить там одну трубу.

00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,112

Ого, вы видели Зуса?

00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:21,055

Что с ним слу... О, боже, нет!

О нет, нет, нет!

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Короче вы не знали, поэтому прощается!

00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,465

Зус ненавидит день рождения.

00:04:25,488 --> 00:04:27,584

-Что?

-Для всех это загадка!

00:04:27,607 --> 00:04:29,382

Думаю, это как-то связано с детством!

00:04:29,405 --> 00:04:33,061

-Какая-то личная трагедия.

-Значит, мы обязаны как-то ему помочь!

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-Но мы уже всё пробовали.

-Я даже писал, чтобы этот день

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удалили из календаря!

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И мне запретили летать самолётами.

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ПРИВЕТ ИЗ НОВОГО ОРЛЕАНА

00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:47,194

Я не знаю, ребят! Может, лучше

просто оставить его в покое?

00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,515

Он не должен быть один в день рождения!

Нужно как-нибудь его развеселить!

00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:51,878

Нам нужно как следует подумать.

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Да, ты прав, Диппер!

Думаю, пришла пора тяжелой артиллерии!

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ЛАЗЕРНЫЕ БОИ

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Ну, ладно, завязали мне

глаза в первый раз – не вышло,

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но во второй...

Погодите-ка!

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Чую хотдоги, липкий пол и звуки будущего.

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Лазерные бои! Я их обожаю!

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Как вы узнали?

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Ну, точно не копались в твоём бумажнике!

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Добро пожаловать в 8000 год!

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Социум? Уничтожен.

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Генераторы тумана? Повсюду.

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Мне кажется, или это матрасы,

покрытые краской.

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Здесь раньше был магазин матрасов.

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Я даже не знаю!

У меня настроения как-то нет.

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Не волнуйся, Зус!

Ты главное начни игру,

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и настроение появится!

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И обещаем, что бы ни случилось,

мы постоянно будем с тобой.

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Ну можно, наверно, попробовать.

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Приготовиться к битве! Три, два...

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ВПЕРЁД

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Ой! А этих ковбоев надо связать.

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Ого, а тут даже круче,

чем я представляла!

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А эти двое прямо как настоящие!

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Удар успешно отражен.

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Спасибо, что купили

наш электронный гульфик.

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-Электронное что?!

-Ах! Только не это!

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Зус!

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Эй, Мэйбл? Диппер? Чуваки?

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Зус!

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Не пытайся! Это чистейший

мега-титан, девочка!

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Отсюда есть только один выход.

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Через меня!

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Боже! Извините!

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Ну, давай!

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Через меня!

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И вот будь так с первого раза,

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тогда было бы эффектнее, но и теперь,

по-моему, довольно неплохо!

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Путешественник во времени!

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Только не могу вспомнить, как вас зовут!

Блендун? Блондин?

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-Блар-Блар.

-Да, правильно!

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Меня зовут Блендин!

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Блендин Бленджамин Блэндин!

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Вы разрушили мне жизнь

и не помните даже имени!

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Инициировать флэшбэк!

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Вы украли у меня рулетку перемещения,

чтобы выиграть свинью!

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Меня выгнали с любимой работы – из

отдела по борьбе с временными аномалиями,

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и дали 100 пожизненных сроков

в тюрьме безвременья!

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С тех пор я каждый день

жил мечтами о мести!

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И, наконец-то, теперь мечты сбылись!

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Слушайте, мы правда

сожалеем о случившемся,

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-но сейчас у нас очень важное дело!

-Сегодня день рождения нашего друга,

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и мы обещали быть рядом!

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Что?! Причём тут какой-то

дурацкий день рождения?

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Вы понимаете, где вы?

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Добро пожаловать прямо в Глобнар!

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Это что, реалити-шоу?

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Ой, неужели мы в Японии?

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Это Гладиаторские Бои Времени!

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Победитель получает Бесценное желание

времени! И решает судьбу побежденного.

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Нет! Не надо!

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И вас обоих я официально вызываю на бой!

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Дандгрен! Мою боевую раскраску!

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Диппер, нужно срочно сваливать!

Но как?

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Есть одна идея.

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Держись там, Зус, мы скоро вернёмся.

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Диппер? Мэйбл?

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Нужно прикрытие!

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О, нет!

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-Робби рулит!

-Чуваки?

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Ну, надо же!

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Неужели?! Мой маленький...

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Лолфи!

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Это ж я!

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Твоя пра-пра-пра-пра-пра-пра-пра-бабушка

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из далекого прошлого.

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Бабуля?

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Да, по-моему, неоновый

зеленый мне идёт! Он агрессивен и...

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О! Что?! Нет! Не дайте

им сбежать! Стоять!

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Бабуля, как ты могла?

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Никакая я тебя не бабуля, одноглазый!

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Это была временная подстава!

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Нет!

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Быстро! Вернёмся в день рождения Зуса!

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Хорошо! По-моему, как-то вот так.

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Диппер, мы вернулись?

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О нет, Мэйбл, смотри!

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В клубе лазерных боев магазин матрасов!

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Мы улетели в прошлое дальше.

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Путешествия во времени! Ёлки! Почему они

всегда так непредсказуемы?

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Похоже, они ошиблись

примерно на 10 лет.

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Я их не вижу! Нужно найти этих детей!

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Всё будет по справедливости!

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Обещаю, я буду заикаться,

пока вы их не найдете! Я, я, я.

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-Как он меня достал!

-Погнали, Лолф.

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-Да.

-Да!

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Ясно, нужно прыгнуть

вперед на 10 лет.

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И так, чтобы Зус даже не понял,

что мы исчезали.

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О, нет! Рулетка времени сломалась!

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Сможешь починить?

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Может быть! Нужны инструменты!

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И я знаю, где их можно достать.

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«ХИЖИНА ЧУДЕС»

1 МИЛЯ

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Главное – осторожность!

Чтобы не изменить будущее!

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Точнее не создать новое!

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Не помню, как это происходит.

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Ух ты, целых 10 лет назад!

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Всё вроде бы как сейчас,

но в то же время по-другому!

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А-да-ба-ди, да-ба-ди-ду! Да!

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Берегись, Бродвей, я уже иду!

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Всё равно, Тоби, ничего у вас не выйдет!

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Какая досада.

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-Ой!

-Упс! Извини.

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Ты нравишься моей подруге!

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-Да ты чего?! Тэмбри! Заткнись!

-Ой! А чего я?!

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Спасибо! Только ты такая маленькая,

это даже странно!

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Зато ты понял, что она чувствует.

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Ха, да, я, это...

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Ого!

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Вот это да!

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Подходите, леди и джентльмены! Вы

увидите мои самые удивительные экспонаты!

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Ну, что берег чист!

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Это наш шанс.

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Нашёл!

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Так, давай посмотрим.

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Ну, давай, конфетка, падай, падай!

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Отойди-ка, малыш!

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Нужно договориться с тем, кто внутри!

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Би-би-ди-буп! Оп!

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Джек-пот!

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Спасибочки!

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Ты, наверное, автоматный гений!

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Вот так, по-моему, теперь должна работать!

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Диппер, Диппер! Смотри туда!

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Не может быть!

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Моё сокровище!

Ну, куда же ты убежал от бабули?

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Ты же не хочешь опоздать

на свой праздник?

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Прости, бабулита.

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Его праздник?

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Может, это день рождения,

на котором случилась личная трагедия?

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Наконец мы узнаем, почему

Зус ненавидит дни рождения!

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Ну, хорошо! Только быстро!

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Я тоже хочу кусок торта!

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Ну-ка, кто тут у нас главный красавчик?

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Это ты!

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Зусик, девушки от тебя без ума!

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Фу, но это ж мои кузины, бабуля!

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А вот, торт-гоночная машина!

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И почему Зус ненавидит

дни рождения? Всё круто!

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Извини, чувак, ты не пересядешь?

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Это почетное место!

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И чьё оно?

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О, ха-ха! Место моего папы!

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Я его не видел уже восемь лет,

но сегодня он приедет!

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Наверно, это он!

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Итак, Зус, сегодня важный день!

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Спокойно, спокойно.

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Открытка для

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Зуса!

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ПРИВЕТ ИЗ НОВОГО ОРЛЕАНА

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«Прости, старик, в этом году

не приеду! Опять очень занят!

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Точно увидимся через год!

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Папа».

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Эй, да не парься, братан!

Увидитесь через год!

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Ха, да! Через год!

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Я пойду, полежу! Празднуйте без меня.

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Стой! Но мы не подарили подарки!

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Да!

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Вот почему Зус ненавидит дни рождения!

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В этот день он понял,

что его отец никогда не приедет.

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Да, и никакое веселье это не исправит.

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Ха-ха, получил! Робби рулит!

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Отец Зуса – безответственный!

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Пусть только попробует здесь показаться,

я выцарапаю его глаза и вырву мозг.

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Зусик! Я испекла тебе

печенюшек-динозавриков!

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Не хочу печенюшки!

Я хочу снова увидеть папу.

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А он тебя хочет увидеть!

Он просто очень занят!

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Занят в Новом Орлеане?

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Да, типа!

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Не грусти. Поверь,

когда-нибудь всё наладится.

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Ох, слушай, это так ужасно!

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Мы обещали Зусу счастливый

день рождения, но как это сделать?

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Понятия не имею, как такое исправить!

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-О, сюда!

-Мэйбл прячься!

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Они наверняка где-то рядом!

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Я точно что-то слышал!

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Отследим их временной путь!

00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:51,661

Эх, скорее бы уже победить их на Глобнаре

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и получить желание времени.

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Знаешь, что бы я пожелал,

если бы выиграл?

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Уйти в отставку

и проводить время с детьми.

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Ня-ня-ня, с какими детьми?!

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Ты хоть понимаешь,

что можно загадать всё, что угодно?!

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Можно решить любые свои

проблемы вот так, на раз!

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Только представь все возможности!

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Стой, Мэйбл, ты слышала? Желание времени!

00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,451

Если победим Блендина в этой битве,

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то можно будет пожелать,

чтобы отец Зуса сегодня вернулся.

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И Зус начнёт любить свои дни рождения!

Мы его спасём!

00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,116

А ты думаешь,

что мы сможем выиграть Глобнар?

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Это наш единственный шанс!

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К тому же это для Зуса!

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Он бы для нас выиграл!

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Мы здесь, Блендин! Всё, мы сдаёмся.

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-Это они!

-Стоять!

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Осторожно! Это прошлое!

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У них могут быть ножи

и пороховые пистолеты!

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Поверьте, в этот раз всё честно.

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Мы готовы принять вызов и драться.

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Наконец-то! Да начнется Глобнар!

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Приготовьтесь сразиться

на Глобна...

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Надо же, кнопка-то работает!

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Жаль, надо было проверить её раньше!

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Перемещаемся.

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Глобнар! Глобнар! Глобнар!

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Тишина!

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У! О, да!

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Ой, какой огромный младенец.

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С прибытием, воины Глобнара!

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Мне уже пора покушать и лечь спать,

так что ускоримся!

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У вас есть шанс разрешить

свой временной спор

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путем гладиаторской битвы.

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Битва закончится, когда Дитя Времени

выпьет весь космопесок из часов!

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Нет!

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Ну, давай за маму.

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Готовьтесь, дети!

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Я получу желание,

и вы пожалеете, что родились!

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Или вернее что не родились,

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потому что именно этого я и пожелаю!

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Мечтай! Двое против одного!

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И у нас есть волосы!

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О, да? А я прошел подготовку!

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Чем, по-вашему, я занимался в тюряге?

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-Ой.

-Объявляю Глобнар открытым!

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Да!

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Глобнар!

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Прекрасно!

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Вы смогли спастись от Часклопов.

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Да! Блендин уже почти победил!

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Осталось одно последнее

испытание Глобнара!

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Древняя игра, которой тысячи лет и которая

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выбрана за чистую

стратегическую направленность!

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Древнее искусство лазерного боя!

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Победит тот, кто первым

коснется шара победы!

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Лазерный бой? Серьезно?

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Да, я знаю, это кажется вам легкотней,

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но сейчас ещё включат генераторы тумана!

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Вы проиграете!

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Вот увидите, как вы...

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Есть!

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Есть! Есть! Есть!

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Ну, почему?!

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-Мэйбл, хватай шарик!

-Хватаю!

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Игра окончена!

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-Нет! Нет! Нет!

-Да, есть!

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Вам удалось победить в битве Глобнара!

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Прежде, чем загадать желание,

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скажите, какую судьбу

заслужил проигравший?

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Ой, мамочки!

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Смерть!

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-Мэйбл, хватит!

-Извините, чуток заигралась.

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Блендин хотел сделать так,

чтобы мы не родились,

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но мы виноваты в том,

что разрушили ему жизнь.

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Ну, да. И на злодея он, честно говоря,

совершенно не похож.

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Отнесёмся к нему по-доброму в настоящем,

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и он станет лучше в будущем!

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Если обещаете за ним приглядывать,

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мы хотим, чтобы Блендин был свободен

и снова вернулся на работу

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в отдел временных аномалий.

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И пусть у него будут волосы!

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Да будет так!

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Что?! Вы меня освободили?!

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И вернули мне работу!

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Я так хочу кого-нибудь обнять!

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Только попробуй, и я так тебе врежу.

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Ну что ж, дети, теперь я

исполню ваше желание времени!

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Спасибо, но желание будет не для нас.

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Я не понял!

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А для кого тогда?

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Скажите, кто достоин

получить такое могущество?

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Диппер? Мэйбл?

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Кого я обманываю? Я переросток.

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ВЫХОД

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Орел – я остаюсь,

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решка – иду делать

печенюшки-динозавриков.

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Ха, это довольно странно.

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-Зус!

-Ой, ребята!

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Ты уж прости, что мы тебя бросили!

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Были проблемы с путешествиями во времени!

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Там были страшные Часклопы.

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И еще крутейшая

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-гонка времени!

-Гонка времени!

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Но главное, Зус,

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мы можем исправить твой день рождения!

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Что?! Серьёзно?!

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Стойте: вы сделали всё это ради меня?

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Да, и это еще не всё!

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Узри Желание Времени!

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У тебя есть власть менять прошлое

и любые события, произошедшие в нём!

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Ты можешь устроить свою встречу

с отцом и быть счастливым.

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Но решать только тебе.

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Я могу увидеть отца,

если коснусь этой штуки?

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И вы прошли столько всяких испытаний,

чтобы достать её для меня?

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Ну же, Зус, чего ты ещё ждёшь?

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Хорошо! Я загадываю!

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-Что такое?

-Что?

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Бам! Нет синяков!

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Друзья счастливы!

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Но Зус, как же твоя встреча с отцом?

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Знаете, дни рождения празднуют

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с теми людьми, кто тебя любит!

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И я подумал:

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этот чувак ни разу

не приехал меня поздравить,

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не говоря уже о сражении

с монстрами в будущем!

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В смысле, вы рисковали собой,

чтоб я стал счастливей!

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Было глупо из-за него грустить!

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Подумаешь, мне нет до него дела!

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Я знаю, кто настоящая родня!

Это вы, чуваки!

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Спасибо вам за мой лучший день рождения.

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Ты что издеваешься, да?

00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,688

Ты хоть понимаешь, от чего ты отказался?

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Сколько народу полегло, чтобы заполучить

этот шар? Сколько войн было развязано?

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Я не отказался!

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Я попросил бесконечный

кусок пиццы! Смотри!

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И это будет повторяться бесконечно.

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-Да, это круто.

-Гениальное решение.

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А лазерный клуб работает

ещё 10 минут!

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Хотите поиграть?

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Да.

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С днем рождения, Зус!

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Ого! Я слышал тут какой-то взрыв!

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А это что?

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«Хижина чудес»!

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Всё, ты уволен!

00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:51,078

У тебя руки растут оттуда, откуда

у нормальных людей ничего не растёт!

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Привет, простите меня, сэр.

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Эй, ты, щекастик починишь

тачку для гольфа?

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Ну, я не знаю...

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Лови! Ты нанят!

00:20:58,545 --> 00:20:59,857

Футболка – твой размер!

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Так, народ, заходим в «Хижину чудес»!

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Быстренько!