Общество Слепого Глаза

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Shoo, possum, shoo.

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Git, McGucket, git!

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Ta dum, ta dum

Good night, diner.

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Good night, trees.

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Good night, tiny men stealing my pie.

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Wait. What?!

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Lift with your knees. No, your knees.

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If I go one more hour without eating,

I'm gonna resort to cannibalism.

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Ma'am.

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Little magic men.

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What does it mean? What do I do?

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Yes, hi.

I'd like to report something.

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I'm at Greasey's diner.

You won't believe what I've witnessed.

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It's unbelievable.

It's indescribable. It's...

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It is unseen.

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Well, back to pie.

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I was this close to eating you, Steve.

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All right, author, who are you?

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Who are...

Bleccch!

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Not again.

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-Hey, bro-bro, look what I got.

-Yay, a filthy green bottle.

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It's a bottle message

from Mermando, remember?

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He was part fish, part shirtless guy.

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What if he wants

to get back together?

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-I wouldn't get your hopes up, Mabel.

-Too late. Hopes are way, way up!

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"Dear Mabel..." So far so good.

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"it is with a heavy heart..."

So far, so good.

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"that I must inform you,

I'm getting married"?!

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And there it is.

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"In order to prevent

an undersea civil war,

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arranged wedding,

Queen of the Manatees..."

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And she's so beautiful.

This can't be happening.

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Oh, Mabel, you'll get

over him eventually.

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You don't understand, Dipper.

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On my first day here, I made

this page for summer romances.

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Look at my luck.

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Turned out to be gnomes, child psycho,

made out with his own hands.

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And now...

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I wish I could just

forget about them forever.

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Hey, if it's any consolation, my summer

mission isn't a huge success either.

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I'm still trying to find

the author of this journal.

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With his laptop smashed,

I've lost any lead in finding him.

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Wait a minute.

Dipper, look!

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-Through your bottle?

-Just do it.

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"McGucket Labs."

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Wait. Old man McGucket?

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-Dipper, you don't think...

-It couldn't be...

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Doesn't make any sense, unless...

this matches with this.

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This goes over here.

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And then the name...

so that would mean

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Old man McGucket wrote the journal?!

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Am I blanchin', girl, we blanchin'

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I live up in a mansion

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Am I blanchin', girl, we blanchin'

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I live up in a mansion

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Ugh! I can't get that

terrible song out of my head.

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Oh, you mean "Straight blanchin'"

by Li'l Big Dawg?

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It's the catchiest song of the summer.

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What is blanchin'?

Rappers can't just make up words.

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Rappers are visionaries, Wendy.

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If they told me to eat my

own pants, I would do it.

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Eat your own pants,

eat your own pants

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I guess I have no choice.

Ta-ta-da.

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Wendy, Soos, we need to

go see old man McGucket.

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-We'll explain on the way.

-Gah!

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Hey, what about work? Kids!

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Why is Soos eating his own pants?

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Old man McGucket, are you here?

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Here, hillbilly, billy, billy, billy.

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Took an hour to think of

this, but it was worth it. Ha!

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Get outta here, you salt lickin',

hornswagglin'...

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Mcsuckit. They got me good.

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Visitors!

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Come, come.

Pull up some rusty metal.

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You're just in time for my

hourly turf war with the hillbilly

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what lives in my mirror.

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Quit starin' at me when I bathe!

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You can drop the act, McGucket.

I know you're the author.

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You studied the mysteries of

this town and wrote this book.

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Dude, you're the genius Dipper's

been searching for all summer.

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Uh, genius? I'm no genius.

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I never done nothin'

worthwhile in my life.

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Everyone knows I'm no good to nobody.

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I can't remember what I used to be,

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but I must've been a big

failure to end up like this.

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But the laptop has your name on it.

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What about this book?

Are you sure you didn't write it?

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-Here, look closely.

-I told you, I don't recall.

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Everything before 1982 is

just a blur. Just a hazy...

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The blind eye!

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Robes. The men. My mind.

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-They did something.

-Who did?

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I... oh, I don't recall.

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Oh, you poor old man.

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No wonder your mind's all...

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You've been through something intense.

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What if McGucket learned something

he wasn't supposed to know,

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and someone, or something,

messed with his mind?

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We've got to get to the bottom of this.

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Think, dude. What is the

earliest thing you can remember?

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Uh, this is, I think.

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-The history museum.

-That's where we're going.

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Am I blanchin', girl, we blanchin'

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Ugh, Soos!

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Ugh!!

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I'll buy you a new one.

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Hello? Anyone here?

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All right, keep your eyes peeled

for anything suspicious.

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Mabel, are you okay? You just

walked by a cat without petting it.

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Oh, Wendy, everything I look at

reminds me of my failed romances.

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That formaldehyde heart.

That romantic diorama.

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Even this poster of my

most recent ex-crush.

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-Aw, come on!

-So your last memory was here.

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-Anything coming back?

-Guys, look!

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Hey, who's there?

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Well, kettle my corn.

He vanish-ified.

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It doesn't make sense.

Where did he go?

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I feel like all these eyeballs

are a-watchin' me.

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Wait. They are.

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Move aside.

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-Jackpot!

-A secret passageway.

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We'll have to be stealthy.

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I'll hambone a message

if there's trouble.

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I have no idea what that means.

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Who is the subject of our meeting?

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This woman.

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Lazy Susan?

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What is it that you have seen?

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Speak!

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Uh, well, uh, I was leaving the diner,

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and I saw these little bearded doodads,

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and I was, like, "whaaaa?"

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There, there. You won't be

"like whaaaa" for much longer.

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What is that gizmo?

It looks like a hair dryer.

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Are you guys barbers?

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Lazy Susan, what do you

know of little bearded men?

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My mind is clear, thanks to

the Society of the blind eye.

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It is unseen.

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Oh, my gosh.

They erased lazy Susan's memory.

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Guys, are you seeing this?

They just wiped lazy Susan's memory.

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They should've wiped

off that awful mascara.

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-I think she looks beautiful.

-She's doing the best she can, Soos.

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Whoa, touched a nerve there.

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Lazy Susan, how do you feel?

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I feel great!

I can't even remember what was wrong,

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or what I'm doing here,

or if I'm a man or a woman.

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Your memories will be safe with us,

buried in the hall of the forgotten.

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Into the hall of the forgotten.

Into the hall of the forgotten.

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Good chanting, boys.

Have you been practicing?

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Meeting adjourned.

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-Unsee you later.

-Oh. Unsee you later.

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-Unsee you later.

-Unsee you later.

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Amazing.

A secret society of evil mind erasers.

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I'll bet they erased your

memory a long time ago.

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If we could find where your

memories have been hidden,

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it could be the key to unlocking

all the mysteries of Gravity Falls.

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All right, Mabel,

Wendy, you two stay here

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and make sure those robe

guys don't come back.

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-Whooo! Girls club.

-Soos, you, me, and McGucket

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are gonna go find the

hall of the forgotten.

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Whoa!

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Follow that hat!

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Halt! Is someone there?

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Aah! What do we do?

Where do we go?

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Man, these are really poorly made.

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I could've sworn I heard someone.

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Probably just the janitor

kissing that wax settler woman again.

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Woof! Remind me to erase

that from my memory.

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-Whew!

-There it is. Hurry!

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Whoa!

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Honey fogelin', salt

lickin' skullduggery.

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Man, you have got to teach me

some of those old-man swear words.

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I just don't get it, Wendy.

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I hug a lot, I can burp the alphabet,

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I have scratch and sniff clothing.

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-Why does every boy leave me?

-Pfft, who cares? Boys are the worst.

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-You shouldn't get hung up, man.

-Maybe I come on too strong, you know?

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Well, what's your opener?

Pretend I'm a boy.

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Mmm, testosterone.

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Hi. I'm Mabel!

I'm 12 and own a pig!

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Wanna get married?!

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Honestly? That was perfect.

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You should just forget about guys, man.

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Wendy, that's it.

"Forget about guys."

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I just need to type "summer

romances" into this thing,

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and I won't feel bad about them anymore.

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Whoa, hold up, Mabel. We don't

even know what that thing does.

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You could accidentally erase, like,

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learning to read or breathe or...

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Or one of those terrible summer songs

you can't get out of your head?

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Look at all these tubes.

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People must've been getting their

memories erased all over town.

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Whoa, look at this.

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Yes, Robbie, what is

it that you have seen?

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So I was attacked by

this magic kung fu guy

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that was throwing, like,

balls of fire at me.

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-I kicked his butt, though.

-Robbie, speak honestly.

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I was saved by a 12-year-old.

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Why are they erasing people's memories?

I still don't get it.

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Looky, fellers.

It's those words what people call me.

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Oh, dude, your memories.

We did it.

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Grabby grabby.

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I got it!

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I don't know, Mabel. Are you

really sure this is a good idea?

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All ideas are good ideas.

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Do you hear that?

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The alarm in my brain

is a-aingin' again. Ah!

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Halt! Who's there?

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-Oh, no!

-Run.

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-This way!

-Get back here!

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Oh, you've really tarred

it up now, fiddleford.

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This is all your fault.

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Why does my beard have a bandage?

Does that even make sense?

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Why has no one pointed that out?

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Okay, I think we're safe.

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We playing "guess who"?

Dude, I know it's you, Dipper.

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Such big, strong hands.

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You shouldn't have come here.

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We do not give up our secrets lightly.

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-Who are you bathrobe-wearing freaks?

-Why are you doing this?

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What's with your creepy British accent?

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Well, I suppose we are going

to erase your minds anyway.

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Toby Determined?

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-Bud Gleeful?

-That farmer guy?

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Creepy dude who married a woodpecker?

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You, too? How's that

marriage goin', by the way?

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Oh, great, great.

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Not great.

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And you've never met me before.

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And if you had, you wouldn't remember.

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I am Blind Ivan,

and we are the Society of the blind eye.

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Formed many years ago by our founder...

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our founder... does

anyone remember who he was?

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We've been usin' that ray on

our own brains an awful lot.

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Why would you do all this?

What do you have to gain?

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As you have no doubt discovered,

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Gravity Falls is a town plagued

with supernatural strangeness.

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No one knew how to stop the

things that went bump in the night,

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so our founder invented the next

best thing a way for us to forget.

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We took it upon ourselves to

help the troubled townsfolk

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by erasing the memories of the

strange things they've seen.

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Now the people of Gravity Falls

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go about their lives ignorant

and happy, thanks to us.

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And as a perk, we help ourselves

forget things that trouble us.

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Everyone has something

they'd rather forget.

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In fact, your own sister was

about to use that ray on herself.

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Isn't that right?

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-Mabel? Seriously?

-Maybe...

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Don't you see? This is ruining lives.

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What about old man McGucket?

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He lives in a hut and talks

to animals, thanks to you.

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Don't you feel bad about that?

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Mmm, maybe a little.

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But not anymore.

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You won't be telling anyone

else what you've learned here.

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Say good-bye to your summer.

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Huh. Guys, if we're

gonna forget everything,

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I got some stuff I

wanna get off my chest.

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Mabel, for half the summer,

I thought your name was Maple,

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like the syrup.

No one corrected me.

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I only love some of my stuffed animals,

and the guilt is killing me!

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Sometimes I use big words and I

don't actually know what they mean.

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I mean, I'm supposed

to be the smart guy.

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If I'm not the smart guy, who am I?

00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,991

Okay, I'm not actually laid back.

I'm stressed, like, 24/7.

00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:02,812

Have you met my family?

00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:08,335

Oh, stop being a bunch of babies.

00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:10,107

Owie!

00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,474

McGucket?!

00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:15,646

I raided the mining display for weapons.

00:15:15,672 --> 00:15:17,879

Now fight like a hillbilly, fellers.

00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:22,235

Nobody better mess.

00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:25,004

They know too much.

Don't let them escape!

00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:27,707

Get this song outta your head.

00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:30,497

Dysentery's gonna get you, dawg.

00:15:30,702 --> 00:15:32,271

I gotta get the memory tube.

00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,497

Oh, no, you don't.

00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:37,380

Mabel, catch.

00:15:39,299 --> 00:15:40,802

I'll take that, thank you.

00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:42,650

Give it up, boy.

00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:46,165

You're no match for the

unstoppable power of... Ah!

00:15:46,769 --> 00:15:49,134

That's right, I don't

wear nothin' under my robe.

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Not gonna apologize for that.

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Maybe y'all should apologize

for bein' a bunch of prudes.

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Eww!!

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Well, time to erase that forever.

00:15:56,801 --> 00:15:58,935

-Give me that tube.

-Never!

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That memory belongs to McGucket.

00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:06,799

The society's secrets belong to us.

00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,247

End of the line.

00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,302

By tomorrow, this will

all seem like a bad dream.

00:16:16,328 --> 00:16:19,904

Say good-bye to your precious memories.

00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,066

No!!

00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:27,659

McGucket, you took a bullet for me.

00:16:28,316 --> 00:16:30,168

Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?

00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,293

Okay as I'll ever be.

00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:34,001

What?

00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:37,825

Why... isn't... this... working?

00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:40,338

Hit me with your best shot, baldy.

00:16:40,819 --> 00:16:43,409

My mind's been gone for 30-odd years.

00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,455

You can't break what's already broken.

00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:51,702

Say good night, Sally.

00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:00,056

Unhand us!

00:17:00,175 --> 00:17:02,572

It isn't so fun being tied up, is it?

00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:04,715

-Hey, wanna draw on their faces?

-What?

00:17:05,243 --> 00:17:07,581

-Tra-la-la...

-Hey, stop that!

00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:09,538

That's not funny.

00:17:10,057 --> 00:17:12,518

-It's pretty funny.

-It's, like, objectively funny.

00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:16,122

We'll have our revenge.

We'll never forget what you've done.

00:17:16,148 --> 00:17:17,278

Oh, I think you just might.

00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:20,089

Say cheese.

00:17:24,218 --> 00:17:26,916

Thanks for visiting the museum

for gold miner appreciation night.

00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:29,341

Be sure to tip the gold

miner on your way out.

00:17:29,643 --> 00:17:33,658

I'm sorry, but what's my name?

Where am I?

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Oh, might have overdone that one.

00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:38,575

Your name is Toot-toot McBumbersnazzle.

00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:42,001

You're a traveling banjo minstrel,

with a song in your heart

00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,883

and funny tattoos on your head.

00:17:44,044 --> 00:17:48,503

Yes, I am Toot-toot

McBumbersnazzle. Cheers!

00:17:48,529 --> 00:17:50,383

Toot-toot is my name

00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:54,092

All right, McGucket.

Are you ready to see your memories?

00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:55,507

Find out who you really are?

00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:59,108

I'm not so sure.

What if I don't like what I see?

00:17:59,134 --> 00:18:01,436

We've come all this way. Go on.

00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:09,915

My name is

Fiddleford Hadron McGucket,

00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:11,763

and I wish to unsee what I have seen.

00:18:12,611 --> 00:18:14,393

Sweet sarsaparilla.

00:18:14,623 --> 00:18:18,058

For the past year, I have been working

as an assistant for a visiting researcher.

00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,831

He has been cataloguing his findings about

Gravity Falls in a series of journals.

00:18:22,074 --> 00:18:24,698

I helped him build a machine

which he believed had the potential

00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:27,635

to benefit all mankind,

but something went wrong.

00:18:28,082 --> 00:18:31,212

I decided to quit the project.

But I lie awake at night,

00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,188

haunted by the thoughts

of what I've done.

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I believe I have invented a

machine that can permanently

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erase these memories from

my mind. Test subject one.

00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:39,694

Fiddleford.

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It worked!

I can't recall a thing.

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I call it the society of the blind eye.

00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:48,748

We will help those who want to

forget by erasing their bad memories.

00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:51,375

Today, I came across

a colony of little men.

00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:53,904

Very disturbing.

I would like to forget seeing this.

00:18:55,199 --> 00:18:57,264

I accidentally hit

another car in town today.

00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:59,175

I feel terri-bibble. Terrible.

00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:01,043

I've been forgetting words lately.

00:19:01,069 --> 00:19:03,141

I wonder if there are any

negative side effects...

00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:06,098

I saw something in the

lake, something big!

00:19:06,664 --> 00:19:10,034

My hair's been a-fallin' out, so

I got this hat from a scarecrow.

00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,527

Hey, are my pants on backwards?

00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:24,801

Oh, McGucket. I'm so sorry.

00:19:26,154 --> 00:19:30,004

Aw, hush. You kids helped me get my

memories back, just like you said.

00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,825

But did you want those memories back?

00:19:32,851 --> 00:19:35,801

After all these years,

I finally know who I am.

00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:38,300

Maybe I messed up in the

past, but now that I seen

00:19:38,326 --> 00:19:40,769

what happened, I can begin

to put myself together again.

00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:45,550

Still don't know what that means.

00:19:45,947 --> 00:19:48,245

So, wait, you weren't the

author, but you worked with him.

00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:49,643

Do you remember who he was?

00:19:49,669 --> 00:19:52,776

It's beginning to come back,

but I need more time.

00:19:53,056 --> 00:19:54,799

And reading glasses. Heck!

00:19:56,909 --> 00:19:58,517

I got some rememberin' to do.

00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:02,776

So, Mabel, you still wanna erase

those failed summer romances?

00:20:07,763 --> 00:20:10,278

You know, no one likes

having bad memories,

00:20:10,304 --> 00:20:13,130

but maybe it's better to remember

the bad things and learn from them

00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:16,515

than to go all denial

crazy trying to forget.

00:20:16,609 --> 00:20:18,594

That's some mature

junk right there, Mabel.

00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,437

Yep. Miss mature. That's me.

00:20:20,463 --> 00:20:22,254

Hey, you wanna help me

vandalize this picture

00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,965

-of my jerky ex-crush?

-Ooh, yeah!

00:20:25,302 --> 00:20:26,692

Wait, let's give him buck teeth.

00:20:30,464 --> 00:20:31,561

Hey, you know what?

00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:33,394

Going on this big adventure

actually made me get

00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,261

-that stupid song out of my head.

-Nice.

00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:39,761

-Am I blanchin', girl, we blanchin'

-Oh, come on!

00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:44,381

It's all so familiar.

It's almost like I can remember.

00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:48,225

All right, you're getting closer.

00:20:51,006 --> 00:20:53,246

Every day, it's getting stronger.

00:20:56,475 --> 00:20:57,405

Yes! Ah!

00:20:58,432 --> 00:20:59,850

I don't care if it's dangerous.

00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:01,850

I don't care how long it takes.

00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:05,007

I'm gonna pull this off, and

no one's gonna get in my way.

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Вон, поссум, пошёл!

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Вон, МакГакет! Пошел!

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Та-дам-та-дам! Пока, забегаловка!

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Счастливо, деревья!

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Спокойной ночи, гномы,

ворующие мой пирог!

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Стоп! Что?

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Колени разогните! Колени!

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Если сию же секунду я не поем,

то займусь каннибализмом!

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Мэм.

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Нападение гномов!

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Что теперь делать? Что со мной будет?

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Да! Здрасти! Происходят странные вещи!

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Возле забегаловки Сьюзи!

Не поверите, что я видела!

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Это невероятно! И это неописуемо! Это...

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Никто не узнает.

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Что ж, займёмся пирогом!

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А я ведь едва тебя не съел, Стив.

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ДИППЕР

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МЭЙБЛ

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СТЭН

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ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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КТО ЖЕ АВТОР?

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Итак, автор: кто ты такой?

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Кто ты. Блин! Кхе-кхе!

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Опять!

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-Привет, бро! Смотри, что у меня есть!

-Класс! Грязная зеленая бутылка.

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Это письмо в бутылке от Русалдо!

Помнишь его?

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Получеловек, а наполовину рыба!

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Неужели он решил вернуться ко мне?

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-Не советую обнадеживать себя, Мэйбл.

-Поздно! Я уже очень обнадежилась!

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«Моя дорогая, Мэйбл…» А начало-то хорошее!

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«с тяжелым сердцем я...»

И дальше тоже неплохо!

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«сообщаю тебе о том, что я женюсь»?!

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И о чём я говорил?!

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«Чтобы предотвратить гражданскую войну,

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я вынужден жениться

на королеве ламантинов!»

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Какая она красивая!

Нет, я не верю, что это правда!

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Брось, Мэйбл, со временем боль пройдет.

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Ничего ты не понимаешь, Диппер!

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В день приезда я завела

страницу летних романов!

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Ну, и что получилось?

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Этот – был гномом, этот – злодеем,

этот – любил свои руки!

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И вот!

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Нужно честно признать свою неудачу!

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Знаешь, а ведь моё летнее расследование

тоже не увенчалось успехом!

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Я по-прежнему ищу автора этого дневника,

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но его ноутбук разбит, и все ниточки,

ведущие к нему, оборвались.

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А ну-ка, погоди! Диппер, смотри!

00:03:05,535 --> 00:03:07,392

-Через бутылку?

-Говорю, смотри!

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Лаборатории МакГакета?

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Стой! Наш старик МакГакет?

00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:17,141

-Диппер! Ты думаешь...

-Не может быть!

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Какая-то бессмыслица! Или…

Так, это сюда!

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Тогда это сюда!

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А потом…

И получается...

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Автор дневника – это старик МакГакет?!

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Я очумец, мы оба знаем!

Мы вместе зажигаем!

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Я очумец, мы оба знаем!

Мы вместе зажигаем!

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Эта идиотская песня меня с ума сводит!

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Ты про песню «Крутой»

Малыша Большого Пса?!

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Но это же хит этого лета!

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Что такое «очумец»?!

Нельзя выдумывать слова просто так!

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Рэпперы – пророки, Венди!

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Прикажи они мне съесть мои штаны,

я бы съел!

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Съешь свои штаны!

Съешь свои штаны!

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Что ж, у меня нет выбора! Ту-ту-ру!

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Венди! Зус! Нужно срочно найти МакГакета!

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Объясним по дороге!

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А кто будет работать?! Дети!

00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,365

И почему Зус ест свои штаны?

00:04:09,371 --> 00:04:10,303

СВАЛКА ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:04:10,428 --> 00:04:12,565

Старик МакГакет! Вы здесь?

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Цыпа-цыпа-цыпа!

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Да, круто. Целый час потратили,

но не напрасно! Ха!

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А ну, пошли отсюда!

Отвратительные безмозглые юнцы!

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МакПридурок! Опять меня обижают!

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Ко мне гости!

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Прошу, входите в моё скромное жилище!

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А я тут всё выясняю, кто главнее:

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я или старикан, живущий в тазу!

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А ну, кончай пялиться исподтишка!

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Можете перестать прикидываться!

Я знаю, что это вы – автор!

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Вы изучали загадки города

и написали эту книгу!

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Короче: вы тот гений,

которого Диппер искал всё лето.

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Гений?! Я никакой не гений!

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Я в жизни не сделал ничего важного!

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Все знают, что я совершенно бесполезен!

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Я не помню, каким был когда-то,

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но, должно быть, я с самого начала

был неудачником.

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Но ваше имя стоит на ноутбуке.

00:05:06,461 --> 00:05:08,935

А как же дневник?!

Вы уверены, что не писали?

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-Вот, посмотрите-ка.

-Я же говорю, я не помню!

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Всё, что было до 1982-го как в тумане.

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Слепой глаз!

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Я! Капюшон! Они! Мой разум!

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-Со мной что-то сделали!

-Кто сделал?

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Я ничего не помню.

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О, бедный старикашка!

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Понятно, почему вы такой.

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С вашим разумом что-то сделали.

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А что если МакГакет узнал то,

чего не должен был знать,

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и кто-то или что-то свело его с ума!

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Мы должны во всём разобраться.

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Так, чувак! Какое ваше

самое раннее воспоминание?

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По-моему, вот это.

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-В музее найден старик с амнезией.

-Вот туда-то мы и направимся.

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Я очумец, мы оба знаем!

Мы вместе зажигаем!

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Зус!

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Куплю тебе новый.

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ИСТОРИЧЕСКИЙ МУЗЕЙ

00:06:04,422 --> 00:06:06,745

Ау? Есть кто-нибудь?

00:06:06,771 --> 00:06:10,079

Так, смотрим внимательно,

ищем подозрительное.

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Мэйбл, всё в порядке?

Ты прошла мимо чучела и не погладила.

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Эх, знаешь, Венди, всё вокруг напоминает

мне о неудавшихся летних романах!

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И заспиртованное сердце

и романтичная сценка.

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ОТНОШЕНИЯ ВО ВРЕМЕНА ПЕРВЫХ ПОСЕЛЕНЦЕВ

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И постер с изображением

моей недавней любви!

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-Вы издеваетесь?

-Тут вас нашли без памяти!

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-Что-то припоминаете?

-Ребята, там!

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Стойте! Кто вы?

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Ложки-поварешки! Он совсем исчез!

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Ничего не понимаю! Куда он мог деться?

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Такое ощущение,

что эти глаза следят за мной!

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Стойте! Так и есть!

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Отойдите!

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-Джекпот!

-Секретный проход в стене!

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Тут нужна осторожность!

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Если что, я подам сигнал вот так.

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НАС

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НАС ХОТЯТ

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НАС ХОТЯТ СОЖРАТЬ

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НАС ХОТЯТ СОЖРАТЬ КОЙОТЫ

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Честно говоря, я ничего не понял.

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Из-за кого мы собрались сегодня?

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Из-за неё!

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Ленивая Сьюзан?

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Расскажи нам, что ты видела?

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Говори!

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Ну, я выходила из закусочной

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и увидела этих мелких бородатых гномов!

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Ну, и я такая: «Чё?!»

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Хорошо, хорошо! Больше у тебя

не будет никаких «Чё?!».

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А что это за прибор? Похож на фен!

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ГНОМЫ

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Вы парикмахеры?

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Ленивая Сьюзан! Расскажи мне,

что тебе известно о гномах?

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Мой разум чист благодаря

Собранию Слепого Глаза.

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Никто не узнает!

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Ну и кошмар! Они только что стерли

Ленивой Сьюзан память!

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Просто %?#&$!

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Ребята, вы это видели?

Они же стерли Ленивой Сьюзан память.

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Лучше бы стерли её ужасную тушь!

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-Ничего она не ужасная, Зус!

-Её тушь не твоя забота, Зус!

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Ой! Видать больная тема!

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Ленивая Сьюзан, как твоё самочувствие?

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Просто прекрасно!

Только совсем ничего не помню!

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Зачем я здесь? Я женщина или мужчина?

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Мы сохраним твои воспоминания!

В Зале Стертых Воспоминаний.

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Зал Стертых Воспоминаний!

Зал Стертых Воспоминаний!

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Отличный хор, парни! Репетировали?

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Собрание окончено!

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-До не встречи!

-До не встречи!

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-До не встречи!

-До не встречи!

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Круто! Секретное общество злодеев,

стирающих всем память!

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Видимо, и вам они тоже

стёрли много лет назад!

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Если найдем ваши воспоминания сможем

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раскрыть все тайны и секреты Гравити Фолз!

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Хорошо, Мэйбл, Венди, оставайтесь

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и если они вернутся, дайте знать.

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-Ву-ху! Девичник!

-Зус, а мы втроем

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попытаемся найти

Зал Стертых Воспоминаний.

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Вперед за кепкой!

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Эй! Там кто-то есть!

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Что нам делать? Где прятаться будем?

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ФУРГОН ПОСЕЛЕНЦЕВ

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Хм. Этого явно халтурно сделали.

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Я точно что-то слышал.

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Да, наверное, опять уборщик

болтал с восковой женщиной.

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Фу! Напомни потом стереть это из памяти.

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Вот оно! Быстрее!

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Ого!

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Ёлки-иголки, рыбьи головешки,

коровьи оладьи!

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Обалдеть! А вы не научите меня

так по-стариковски ругаться?

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Вот я никак не могу понять, Венди!

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Я – веселая, выговариваю все буквы,

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у меня прикольные свитеры!

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-Почему мальчики меня бросают?

-Псс, да наплюй! Они ж тупые!

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-Просто не заморачивайся.

-Не знаю, может, я слишком на них давлю?

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Ладно порепетируем!

Представь, что я парень!

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Тестостерон!

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Привет! Я – Мэйбл!

Мне 12, есть свинья!

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Будешь моим женихом?

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Серьезно? Отличный подход!

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Да забудь ты о мальчишках, Мэйбл.

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Венди, ну, конечно! Забыть о мальчишках!

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Нужно написать на этой штуке

«летние романы»,

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и я перестану из-за них расстраиваться.

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Стоп! Придержи коней!

Мы ж не знаем, как она работает!

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А вдруг ты случайно сотрешь

умение читать или дышать или...

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Или этот ужасный летний хит,

который ты не выносишь?

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Вы смотрите, сколько трубок!

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Память стирали постоянно, всему городу!

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Ого! Смотрите!

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ВОСПОМИНАНИЯ РОББИ В.

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Скажи мне, Робби:

что необычного ты видел?

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На меня напал какой-то

виртуальный кунг-фуист,

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и он кидал шаровые молнии!

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-Короче, я его вздул.

-Робби! Говори правду!

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Меня от него спас один пацан!

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Зачем они стирают людям память?

Я так и не могу понять!

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Посмотрите! Это слово,

которым меня называют!

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О, ваши воспоминания! Мы их нашли!

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Идите-ка сюда!

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Они у меня!

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ЛЕТНИЕ РОМАНЫ

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Не знаю, Мэйбл. Ты уверена,

что это хорошая идея?

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Все идеи – хорошие идеи!

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Что это такое?

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У меня в мозгу включилась сигнализация!

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Стоять! Кто здесь?

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-О, нет!

-Бежим!

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-Быстро! Сюда!

-А ну, вернитесь!

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Вот, опять ты всё испортил, Фидлфорд!

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Ты во всем виноват!

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А чёй-то у меня на бороде пластырь?

Откуда он взялся?

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Почему мне никто о нём не сказал?

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Кажется, они нас потеряли.

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Ты решил поиграть?

Я знаю, что это ты, Диппер!

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Только руки великоваты.

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Зря вы сюда пришли!

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Мы не позволим вам так просто

узнать наши тайны!

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-Кто вы и почему вы в банных халатах?

-И зачем вы это делаете?

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И зачем говорите с британским акцентом?

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Что ж, раз уж после этого мы

всё равно сотрем вам память.

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Тоби Решительный?

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-Бад Глифол?

-Местный фермер?

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Старый чудак, женившийся на дятле?

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И ты тоже?

Кстати, как вам живется в браке?

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Отлично! Отлично!

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Всё плохо.

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А вот меня вы раньше не встречали!

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А если и встречали,

все равно не вспомните!

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Меня зовут Слепой Глазго!

И все мы – члены Общества Слепого Глаза!

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Общество основано много лет назад этим,

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как же… Кто помнит, как его звали?

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Мы довольно часто

пользовались стирателем.

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Но зачем вам это нужно?

Какой в этом смысл?

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Как ты уже наверняка понял,

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Гравити Фолз кишит всякими

сверхъестественными штуками.

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Никто не знал, как справиться

с начинавшейся паникой.

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И тогда наш основатель изобрел гениальный

прибор, позволявший стирать память!

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И мы взяли на себя обязанность

помогать перепуганным горожанам,

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стирая память о непонятных

вещах, что они видели.

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Теперь жители Гравити Фолз

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пребывают в счастливом неведении.

Благодаря нам!

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А в награду мы стираем

неприятные воспоминания и себе!

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Ведь каждый из нас хотел бы что-то забыть!

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И, кстати, твоя сестричка тоже

собиралась себе что-то стереть!

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Я ведь прав девочка?

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-Мэйбл?! Ты что, серьезно?

-Ха-ха! Ну, типа того.

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Но вы же разрушаете жизни людей!

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Например, старик МакГакет!

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Он живет на помойке

и разговаривает с животными!

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Вам ни капельки не стыдно?

00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,239

Совсем немного!

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А теперь уже нет!

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Вы никому не расскажете о том, что узнали!

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Можете попрощаться со своим летом.

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Ха, ребят, если уж мы сейчас всё забудем,

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я хотел бы облегчить душу!

00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,121

Мэйбл, пол-лета я думал,

что тебя зовут «Мэйпл»,

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как сироп! Никто меня не поправил!

00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:50,772

Я люблю не все свои мягкие игрушки!

И мне от этого жутко-жутко стыдно!

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Иногда я использую длинные слова,

не зная, что они значат!

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Потому что я ведь, типа, самый умный!

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А если я не умный, то чего я стою?

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А я совсем не пофигистка!

На самом деле я ужасно нервная!

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А всё из-за отца с братьями!

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О, да хватит вам уже, прям как дети!

00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:10,107

Бо-бо!

00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,474

МакГакет!

00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:15,646

Стащил оружие в шахтерском зале!

00:15:15,672 --> 00:15:17,879

Хватайте и деритесь, как забыл кто!

00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:22,235

Всех заражу дизентерией!

00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:25,004

Они много знают! Не дайте им уйти!

00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:27,707

Вот тебе, запомни мою песню!

00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:30,497

Передаётся через касание!

00:15:30,702 --> 00:15:32,271

Воспоминания МакГакета!

00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,497

Врёшь – не возьмёшь!

00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:37,380

Мэйбл лови!

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Нет, это мне. Спасибо!

00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:42,650

Сдавайся, парень!

00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:46,165

Тебе не одолеть

непобедимую силу самого...

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Ну, да! Я ношу её на голое тело!

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Мне что теперь, извиняться?

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Тогда и вы извиняйтесь

за ханжеские нравы.

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Гадость!

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А вот это точно надо стереть!

00:15:56,801 --> 00:15:58,935

-Отдай мне колбу!

-Как же!

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Эти воспоминая принадлежат МакГакету!

00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:06,799

А тайны нашего общества принадлежат нам!

00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,247

Ну, вот и всё!

00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,302

Завтра это покажется вам

лишь дурным сном!

00:16:16,328 --> 00:16:19,904

Попрощайтесь с вашей драгоценной памятью.

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Нет!

00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:27,659

МакГакет? Вы закрыли нас собой!

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О, боже! Всё в порядке?

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Всё в порядке, как всегда!

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Но как?!

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Почему эта штука не работает?

00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:40,338

Можешь стрелять, сколько хочешь, лысый!

00:16:40,819 --> 00:16:43,409

Мой разум уже 30 лет как сломан!

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Сломанное однажды не сломаешь дважды!

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Скажи «Спокойной ночи»!

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Развяжите!

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Что, связанным сидеть не так весело?

00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:04,715

-Ребят порисуем на лицах?

-Что?

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-Ла-ла-ла.

-Эй ты! Прекрати!

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Это не смешно!

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-А по-моему, смешно.

-Объективно вполне смешно.

00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:16,122

Мы еще отомстим!

Мы никогда этого не забудем!

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Забудете!

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ОБЩЕСТВО СЛЕПОГО ГЛАЗА

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Улыбочку!

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Большое спасибо, что посетили

наш музей в «Ночь Музеев»!

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Не забудьте дать на чай экскурсоводу.

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Прошу прощения, но как меня зовут?

И где это я?

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Ой, кажется мы перестарались.

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Вас зовут Пупсик-Дупсик Грозный Волосатик!

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Вы странствующий банджо-министрель!

С песнями в сердце

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и смешными татуировками на голове.

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Да! Я Пупсик-Дупсик Грозный Волосатик!

Пока!

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Пупсик вышел в путь.

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Ну что, МакГакет, готовы

увидеть свои воспоминания?

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Узнать, кто вы на самом деле?

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Что-то страшновато!

А вдруг мне это не понравится?

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Вы через столько прошли! Смелее!

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Меня зовут Фидлфорд Гэдрон МакГакет,

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и я хочу забыть то, что я видел.

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Святые печенюшки!

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Весь год я работал ассистентом

одного крупного исследователя!

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Он изучал разные аномалии Гравити Фолз

и вёл подробнейший дневник!

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Я помогал строить машину,

которая, как он считал,

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спасёт человечество!

Но что-то пошло не так!

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И я решил покинуть проект!

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Но до сих пор ночами

меня мучают воспоминания!

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Поэтому я создал уникальный

прибор, который может

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избирательно стирать память!

Испытуемый номер один:

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Фидлфорд!

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Ура! Я ничего не помню!

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Назову его Общество Слепого Глаза!

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Мы будем помогать желающим забыть,

стирая воспоминания!

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Сегодня обнаружил мелких и бородатых.

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Очень неприятно!

Пожалуй, лучше об этом забыть!

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Сегодня я снова попал в автоаварию!

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Я так расстробен стравно!

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Что-то я стал забывать слова!

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Может ли это быть побочным

эффектом использования...

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Я видел что-то в озере! Что-то огромное!

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У меня повыпадали волосы,

и я снял с пугала эту шляпу!

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Ой, штаны задом наперед.

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Дедушка МакГакет, я так вам сочувствую.

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Да ладно! Вы вернули мне

мои воспоминания. Как и обещали!

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Но не пойму, вы рады, что они вернулись?

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После стольких лет я наконец знаю, кто я!

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Я сделал много глупостей, но теперь,

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вспомнив всё это, я смогу

наконец-то стать самим собой.

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СПАСИБО,

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СПАСИБО, ЧТО

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СПАСИБО, ЧТО ОТКРЫЛИ МНЕ

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СПАСИБО, ЧТО ОТКРЫЛИ МНЕ ГЛАЗА

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Всё равно не понятно!

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Так что же: вы не автор, но знали автора!

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Вы помните, кто это был?

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Я начинаю припоминать, но мне нужно время!

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И еще очки, хе!

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Пойду память восстановлю!

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Ну, так что, Мэйбл, ты всё ещё хочешь

стереть неприятные воспоминания?

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Знаете, да, плохие воспоминания неприятны,

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но, по-моему, все же лучше помнить

и учиться на своем опыте,

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чем полностью утратить рассудок,

пытаясь забыть то, что с тобой было.

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Ты рассуждаешь, прям как взрослая, Мэйбл.

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Да! Я теперь сама взрослость!

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Кстати поможете разрисовать портрет

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-моего последнего бывшего?

-Да!

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И козлиную бородку!

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Я ЦЕЛУЮСЬ С ИГРУШКАМИ

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А знаете что?

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Благодаря нашему приключению,

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-я забыла ту дурацкую песню.

-Круто!

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-Я очумец, мы оба знаем!

-Да ладно?!

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Эти страницы так знакомы!

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Еще чуть-чуть и я вспомню.

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Ладно, уже близко!

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С каждым днем оно всё сильнее.

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Да!

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Плевать на опасность!

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И не важно, сколько времени это займет.

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Я доведу дело до конца,

и мне никто не помешает!