Носочная опера

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Big day!

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Soos finally

fixed up the laptop.

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If this thing works, we could

learn the identity of the author

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and unravel the greatest

mysteries of Gravity Falls.

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-You ready?

-Oh, I'm ready, baby.

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Ma-ma.

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This is it. This is it.

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It worked.

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Blip, blap,

bloobity bloop, twins.

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Ugh!

Of course, a password.

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Don't you worry, bro bro.

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With your brains

and my laser focus,

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there is literally nothing

that can distract us from...

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Did you hear that?

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All my life I've been dreaming

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Of a love

that's right for me

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And now I finally

know her name

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And it's...

sing it with me kids

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Literacy

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I finally understand

what all the buzz is about.

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Reading.

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Give me some of that honey.

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Ba bump.

Ba bump.

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Oh, boy.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Just when I was getting

over Mermando,

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of course, you show up

at my doorstep.

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Oh, yeah, I forgot

about Mermando.

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Did not care for Mermandooo.

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Okay, this cryptology book says

there's 7.2 million 8-letter words.

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I'll type, you read.

Okay, Mabel?

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Mabel?

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And that's why we don't

stick our hands in...

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Other people's

mouths

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Hey, I'm Gabe Benson, y'all. Goodnight.

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Hey, good job today, you guys.

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You were late on your cue.

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What?

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Hey, hey.

Be good to each other.

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We're all stars.

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Hey! Guess who's Mabel? I am.

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Care to learn more? I bet you do.

You like to learn.

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And I'm up.

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Oh, hey, I'm Gabe,

master of puppets.

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Nice to meet you.

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You're amazing

with those puppets.

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Really? A lot of people think puppets

are dumb or just for kids or something.

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Are you kidding me?

I'm puppet crazy.

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People call me

"puppet crazy Mabel".

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Really? People used to

call me "puppet crazy Gabe".

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So when's your next puppet show?

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My huh?

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I mean, you can't truly love puppets if

you're not throwing puppet shows, right.

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Yeah, I mean I'm totally

working on a puppet show.

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Oh, what are the details?

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There are so many details.

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So how'd it go?

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Dipper, how hard

do you think it would be

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to write and compose

a sock puppet rock opera

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with lights, original music

and live pyrotechnics by Friday?

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What?

Mabel, are you serious?

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I don't know what happened.

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I got lost in his eyes

and his ponytail

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and I'm going to be so embarrassed

on Friday if I don't have anything.

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But what about cracking

this password?

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You know, mystery twins?

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If you help me with this

for just a couple of days,

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I promise I'll help you

with the password.

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Please.

Pretty please.

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It's for love, Dipper.

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All right, okay.

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Yes! Thank you.

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This guy, he's number one!

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Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Shh.

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Man, I can't wait to get to

the bottom of this laptop.

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We're close to something

big here. I can feel it.

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Come on.

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All right, the play is going to be

called "Glove Story - A Sock Opera."

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Just a warning,

people's eyes will get wet,

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'cause they'll be crying

from laughing,

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from how tragic it is.

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Yeah, that...

that sounds great.

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Come on, Dipper, you just got

to roll with Mabel's craziness.

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-It's what makes life worth living.

-Puppet boy, puppet boy

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You're the boy I...

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Love

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Not even gonna ask.

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Goodnight, my babies.

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Wack, wack, wack, muaah.

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Soon, Gabe Benson.

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Ugh, wrong password.

Wrong. Wrong! Ugh!

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Don't stay up all night, Dipper.

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Last time you got this sleep

deprived you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Bleh.

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Just a few more tries.

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Ugh! I can't take that sound anymore.

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I hate you sound.

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There has to be

some shortcut or clue.

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Who would know

about secret codes?

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I think I know a guy.

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Well, well, well,

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you're awfully persistent,

Pine Tree.

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Hats off to you.

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You again!

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Did you miss me?

Admit it, you missed me.

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Hardly.

You worked with Gideon.

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You tried to destroy

my uncle's mind.

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It was just a job, kid.

No hard feelings.

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I've been keeping an eye on you

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since then and I must say,

I'm impressed.

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Really?

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You deserve a prize.

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Here, have a head

that's always screaming.

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The point is, I like you.

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How's about you let me

give you a hint, huh?

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I only ask

for a small favor in return.

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I'd never do a favor for you.

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Don't forget who defeated

you last time.

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Right, you defeated me.

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Well, if you ever change your mind,

I'll be here for you ready to make a deal.

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Hey, want to hear my impression

of you in about 3 seconds.

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Hey, I'm puppet Stan.

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Still ignoring this.

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Hey, Mabel.

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Whoa, bag check

for Dipper's eyes.

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Nobody?

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Dipper, I told you to get

some sleep last night.

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Here, wake up

with some Mabel juice.

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It has plastic dinosaurs in it.

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It's like if coffee

and nightmares had a baby.

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Mabel, listen.

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Last night I had

a dream with Bill in it.

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Wait, hold up.

The triangle guy?

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He said he'd give me the code of

the laptop if I gave him something.

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Like I'd actually

trust Bill, right?

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Don't worry, bro.

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Today is the day that the

mystery twins are back in action.

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I'll help you crack that code.

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I just got to hand off my puppet

stuff to my production crew.

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Production crew?

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We read the script.

Very emotional.

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I cried, like, eight times.

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Hey, ladies.

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Gabe!

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I was just blading by.

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Helps me dry out my ponytail

after a shower.

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Aah. Aah.

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Hoppity boppity.

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I must steal him away from Mabel.

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It's so great to see you.

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I was just working on the

world's greatest puppet show.

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It has puppets.

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Your passion

is so refreshing, Mabel,

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unlike the girl from

last night's puppet show.

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Single-stitch on one puppet

and cross-stitch on the other?

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I was like, uh-huh.

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Cross... huh?

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Naturally I deleted her off

my cell phone contacts list.

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Naturally.

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What?

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I know you won't

let me down though.

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Based on what you said the other

day, you must be a puppet expert.

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You know, Gabe,

you look pretty sweaty.

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You should really

take your shirt off.

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Right?

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Aren't we all thinking that?

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Later, ladies.

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Bah!

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We got to up our game, girls.

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Did you hear that thing

he said about the stitches?

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Don't worry, Mabel,

your crew can handle it.

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Oops.

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How many eyes does

a face have again?

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I got it. I got it. Oh!

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I'm not okay.

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Okay, I'm back on fabrication.

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Get me my lint roller.

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Whoa, hey. You just said

you were going to help me.

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Dipper, this sock crisis just

bumped up to a code argyle.

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The laptop can wait.

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Mabel, do you seriously think

that your random crush of the week

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is more important than uncovering

the mysteries of this town?

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-You're obsessed.

-I'm obsessed?

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Look at you.

You look like a vampire.

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And not the hot kind.

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But you said you were

gonna help me today.

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Well, I can help

you with tickles.

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Okay, fine.

You know what?

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I'll do it on my own.

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Passwords, passwords.

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Mabel is useless.

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Oh, man.

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-Too many failed entries.

-Huh?

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Initiate data erase

in 5 minutes.

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No, no, no!

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I'm gonna lose everything?

I only have one more try?

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Well, well, well.

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Someone's looking desperate.

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I thought I told you

to leave me alone.

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I can help you, kid.

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You just need to hear

out my demands.

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What crazy thing do

you want, anyway?

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To eat my soul?

To rip out my teeth?

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Are you gonna replace my eyes

with baby heads or something?

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Yeesh, kid, relax.

All I want is a puppet.

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A puppet?

What are you playing at?

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Everyone loves puppets.

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And it looks to me like

you've got a surplus.

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I don't know, man.

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Mabel worked

really hard on these.

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Seems to me one little puppet

is a small price to pay

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to learn all the secrets

of the universe.

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Besides, what's your sister

done for you lately?

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How many times have you

sacrificed for her, huh?

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And when has she ever

returned the favor?

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Tick tock, kid.

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Just one puppet?

Fine.

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So what puppet are

you gonna pick anyway?

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Hmm, let's see.

Eenie meenie mynee...

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-You.

-What?

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What?

This can't be happening.

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What did you do to my body?

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Sorry, kid, but

you're my puppet now.

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Oh, my gosh.

This can't be happening.

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This can't be happening.

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Wh-whoa.

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Man, it's been so long

since I've inhabited a body.

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Ooh! Ooh!

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Pain is hilarious.

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And two eyes?

This thing's deluxe.

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I don't understand.

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Why are you doing this?

I thought we had a deal.

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Look, kid, you've been getting way too

close to figuring out some major answers.

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I've got big plans coming and I

don't need you getting in my way.

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Destroying that laptop

was a cinch.

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Now I just need to

destroy your journal.

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Race you to the bottom

of the stairs.

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-Hey.

-Human soda.

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I'm gonna drink

it like a person.

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So where do you keep

that journal anyway?

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It's got to be around

here somewhere.

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Boy, these arms are durable.

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I've hidden it somewhere you'll

never find it in a million years.

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Hey, Dipper.

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I borrowed your journal

to use as a prop in the show.

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I hope you don't mind.

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I'm gonna go before you

process this sentence. Okay, bye!

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Sure, sounds great, sister.

I'll see you at the show.

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Wait. No, Mabel, don't

listen to him. That's not me.

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You've got to hear me.

No, no. Wait. Stop!

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Ha, welcome

to the mindscape, kid.

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Without a vessel to possess,

you're basically a ghost.

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Oh, hi, Dipper.

There you are.

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What up, dude?

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Soos. Wendy.

Help me.

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-We're headed to the theater.

-Need a ride, Dipper?

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Anything for you, Red.

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I'm gonna stop you, Bill.

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I'm gonna find that journal before

you do and I'm gonna stop you!

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But how can you stop

me if you don't exist?

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Bill? Bill!

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Got to get my body back before

he does something crazy with it.

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Ah, nothing like

the theater, huh, toots?

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Hey, Soos, want to hear the

exact time and date of your death?

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-Okay.

-Hey, guys, you all made it.

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Are you kidding me?

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I would never miss

whatever this is.

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By the by, Mabel, where'd

you put my journal again?

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I used it as a prop

for the big wedding scene.

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I still need a reverend though.

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Hey, what if I play

the reverend?

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I mean, someone's got to

hold that journal, right?

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Great. Let's go.

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Oh, no, wait.

Mabel!

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The show is about to begin.

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Please turn off

your cell phones,

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unless

you're texting me, cuties.

00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:45,621

Gather around and let us sing

about a girl who had almost everything.

00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,305

-Look, it's Mabel.

-Hey there.

00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:50,563

Did you say stable?

00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:52,693

No, he said Mabel.

00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:54,383

Okay, hit it, boys!

00:13:54,406 --> 00:13:57,940

Who's that girl

with the pig and the braces?

00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:01,296

She put smiles

on everyone's faces

00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:04,493

When she's around,

no, you're never bored

00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:05,931

I'm a mayor

00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:07,768

I'm here for an award

00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,421

Thank you, mayor

00:14:09,591 --> 00:14:11,186

It's true, I'm great

00:14:11,338 --> 00:14:16,149

But the perfect girl

needs the perfect mate

00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:18,050

Hey, what's up?

I'm Gabe.

00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,867

So, hey, Grendo,

00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:24,270

where's that book prop I'm

using for the wedding scene?

00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:25,672

It's up in the wedding cake.

00:14:25,695 --> 00:14:27,350

But that doesn't come

down until Act 3.

00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:28,796

So hold your horses.

00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:33,108

Oh, I'll hold my horses.

I'll hold them.

00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,171

You monster.

00:14:35,188 --> 00:14:37,106

Hey, listen.

Have you seen Mabel?

00:14:37,132 --> 00:14:37,713

Hmm.

00:14:38,721 --> 00:14:39,817

What did Bill say?

00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,776

I can't be heard

without a vessel?

00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:42,962

Where would I find a...

00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:47,727

Finally we're together.

00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,986

I'm sorry, Mabel, but I have

to go fight in the war.

00:14:58,782 --> 00:15:00,772

I'll wait for you, Gabe.

00:15:01,142 --> 00:15:02,909

I'll wait for you.

00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:06,135

Our intermission has begun.

Mill about.

00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,128

Ooh!

Okay, you can do this, Mabel.

00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:12,592

Only 36 more musical numbers.

00:15:15,787 --> 00:15:17,444

Psst.

Mabel.

00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:20,655

It's come to life.

00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,573

The puppet books

didn't warn me about this.

00:15:22,596 --> 00:15:23,241

Aah!

00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,569

Mabel, it's me, Dipper.

You need to help me.

00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,529

Wait, what?

Dipper?

00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:32,244

But you're so much more

of a sock than usual.

00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,083

Mabel, you have to listen.

Bill tricked me.

00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:36,321

He stole my body and now

he's after the journal.

00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:38,599

You have to find the journal

before Bill destroys it.

00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:40,836

It's the only hope

to get me back in my body.

00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:42,980

But my cue's

coming up any minute.

00:15:43,696 --> 00:15:45,831

-Hey, Mabel, do you have a moment?

-Gabe!

00:15:47,378 --> 00:15:48,749

Mabel.

00:15:48,772 --> 00:15:51,359

Mabel, it's clear to me now

that you really love puppets.

00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,766

I mean you went whole hog.

00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,566

And if you stick

the ending, well,

00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:56,821

maybe later you could

join me for a biscotti?

00:15:57,553 --> 00:15:59,449

You drive a biscotti?

00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,679

I'll be waiting.

00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:05,170

Did you hear that?

He loves it!

00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:06,970

This play has to be flawless.

00:16:06,993 --> 00:16:08,807

Can't we wait

until after the show?

00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:11,726

Mabel, you want me to be

a sock puppet forever?

00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:15,521

I'm sorry.

It looks funny when you're mad.

00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:19,071

Okay. Okay. Okay.

00:16:19,097 --> 00:16:22,091

Just take over for me until

I get back with the book.

00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:24,013

Little puppet face.

00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,833

Gabe, you're back from the war.

00:16:26,859 --> 00:16:29,955

Yes, I am. Want to kiss

and sing at the same time?

00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:30,911

Okay.

00:16:33,985 --> 00:16:34,944

Seriously?

00:16:43,957 --> 00:16:45,197

Come on. Come on.

00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:51,683

I hope this kiss never ends.

00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:53,680

Come on, come on.

00:16:53,706 --> 00:16:55,682

There must be a way to

get Dipper's body back.

00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:58,306

Oh-oh, but why would

you want to do that?

00:17:00,997 --> 00:17:02,958

Bill-Dipper!

Bipper.

00:17:02,984 --> 00:17:03,739

Shh.

00:17:03,993 --> 00:17:05,950

You wouldn't

want to ruin the show.

00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,078

Whoops.

00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:09,448

It's slipping.

00:17:09,471 --> 00:17:11,309

How's about you

hand that book over?

00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:14,419

No way. This is Dipper's.

I'd never give it away.

00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:17,380

Hmm. You didn't seem to have a

problem taking it for your own play.

00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:18,997

Or ditching him

when he needed you.

00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:20,403

So come to your senses.

00:17:20,429 --> 00:17:22,836

Give me the book

or your play is ruined.

00:17:24,234 --> 00:17:25,484

There it is.

00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:27,421

I mean, who would

sacrifice everything

00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,719

they've worked for just

for their dumb sibling?

00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:31,693

Dipper would.

00:17:33,975 --> 00:17:35,404

I'm giving you away.

00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,904

You are a woman now.

00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,654

Waddles, the rings.

00:17:39,154 --> 00:17:40,154

Wait, what?

00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,369

Oh, no.

00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:48,087

Get out of my brother's body,

you evil triangle!

00:17:48,203 --> 00:17:51,064

Whoa! Children fighting.

I can sell this.

00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:54,248

Aah! You can't stop me.

00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,483

I am a being of pure energy

with no weakness.

00:17:59,053 --> 00:18:00,910

True, but you're in Dipper's body.

00:18:00,936 --> 00:18:03,144

And I know all his weaknesses.

00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,199

What do you mean

"his...?"

00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:05,410

Tickle, tickle.

00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:09,018

Aah!

Body spasms.

00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:12,088

-What are these?

-A little note about the human body.

00:18:12,114 --> 00:18:14,182

You haven't slept

in over 24 hours.

00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:18,050

Also, I got a full night's sleep and

I'm on four mega shots of Mabel juice.

00:18:18,142 --> 00:18:20,019

What is this feeling?

00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:21,917

My body is burning.

00:18:22,055 --> 00:18:24,974

I can't move

these stupid noodle legs.

00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,360

Curse you, useless flesh sticks.

00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:32,429

Body shutting down, must

scratch, mosquito bites.

00:18:37,997 --> 00:18:39,874

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Hey!

00:18:43,297 --> 00:18:43,868

What?

00:18:44,493 --> 00:18:45,094

Yes!

00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:46,688

I'm in my own body

00:18:46,774 --> 00:18:50,187

and it's just as

underwhelming as I remember.

00:18:51,249 --> 00:18:52,225

Everything hurts.

00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,801

This isn't the last

you'll hear of me.

00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,894

Big things are coming.

00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,335

You can't stop me.

00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:02,757

I'm sorry, Gabe.

00:19:31,662 --> 00:19:32,630

Don't worry.

00:19:32,656 --> 00:19:34,898

I've seen enough movies

to know this is the part

00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:38,619

where the audience thinks it was

all part of the show and loves it.

00:19:38,642 --> 00:19:40,045

Cue applause!

00:19:40,899 --> 00:19:43,255

You almost killed us!

00:19:47,951 --> 00:19:48,751

Gabe!

00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:50,916

Stick around for the wrap party?

00:19:50,942 --> 00:19:52,681

We got mini quiches.

00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,760

Don't speak to me, Mabel.

00:19:54,786 --> 00:19:56,767

You've made a mockery

of my art form.

00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:58,204

Let's go, my loves.

00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:03,075

Did he just make out

with his puppets?

00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,390

I might have dodged

a bullet there.

00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,828

Wait, Gabe! Candy still loves you.

00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:08,945

Oof!

00:20:08,971 --> 00:20:11,010

Mabel, I'm sorry about all this.

00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:12,791

It's my fault

your puppets got ruined.

00:20:12,817 --> 00:20:14,579

Well, one of them survived.

00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:16,408

And she has something

to say to you.

00:20:16,955 --> 00:20:18,244

I'm sorry, Dipper.

00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:21,604

I spent all week

obsessing over a dumb guy.

00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:24,875

But the dumb guy I should

have cared about was you.

00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,141

Bah!

00:20:26,547 --> 00:20:29,087

-Mystery twins.

-Mystery twins.

00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,605

What did Bill do to my hand?

00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,604

Aah!

00:20:33,627 --> 00:20:35,322

Nothing

a little sleep can't fix.

00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:38,068

Come on, bro bro, let's go home.

00:20:38,094 --> 00:20:39,818

Seriously, I need to

go to the hospital.

00:20:40,318 --> 00:20:41,596

Hey, Dipper.

00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:44,912

What did one sock puppet say

to the other sock puppet?

00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:46,793

I don't know, Mabel. What?

00:20:46,819 --> 00:20:49,514

You look like

you could use a hand.

00:20:53,278 --> 00:20:55,459

That joke was really something.

00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:57,619

Yeah, something terrible.

00:00:02,682 --> 00:00:03,452

ПОЧИТАЕМ?

00:00:03,477 --> 00:00:05,731

Итак, Мэйбл, сегодня у нас

очень важный день!

00:00:05,754 --> 00:00:06,731

Важный день!

00:00:06,754 --> 00:00:09,273

Зус наконец-то починил тот ноутбук!

00:00:09,299 --> 00:00:11,953

Если он работает, тогда

мы узнаем имя автора дневника

00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:14,359

и раскроем все загадки Гравити Фолз!

00:00:14,385 --> 00:00:16,890

-Ты готова?

-О, я готова, детка!

00:00:17,863 --> 00:00:18,976

Ма-ма!

00:00:25,449 --> 00:00:27,283

Еще чуть-чуть! Уже почти!

00:00:32,089 --> 00:00:33,025

Работает!

00:00:33,048 --> 00:00:35,752

Флип-флэп блу-бли-блуп близняшки!

00:00:37,651 --> 00:00:38,276

НЕСАНКЦИОНИРОВАННЫЙ ВХОД

00:00:38,319 --> 00:00:38,976

ВВЕДИТЕ ПАРОЛЬ

00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:41,776

Ох, ну, конечно, ему нужен пароль.

00:00:41,802 --> 00:00:43,471

Не надо волноваться, дурачок:

00:00:43,497 --> 00:00:46,411

с твоими мозгами и моим

умением концентрироваться

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абсолютно ничто в мире

не может отвлечь нас от...

00:00:50,327 --> 00:00:51,482

Ты тоже слышишь?

00:00:51,629 --> 00:00:53,683

Я мечтал о ней всю жизнь

00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:56,281

И всю жизнь я её искал

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И вот, наконец, я нашёл её

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И это... Поём все вместе.

00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:02,017

Грамотность

00:01:02,337 --> 00:01:05,181

Теперь я, наконец понял,

что значат эти значки!

00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:06,399

Это буквы!

00:01:06,529 --> 00:01:08,282

За это я тебя поцелую!

00:01:14,804 --> 00:01:16,471

Тук-тук. Тук-тук.

00:01:16,629 --> 00:01:17,424

О, боже!

00:01:34,023 --> 00:01:37,223

ДИППЕР

00:01:38,293 --> 00:01:39,693

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,317

СТЭН

00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:54,250

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:01:57,772 --> 00:01:59,079

Спасибо, спасибо.

00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:01,576

Только я стала забывать Русалдо,

00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,853

и вот в мою дверь постучался он!

00:02:03,876 --> 00:02:05,971

Не понимаю, как можно забыть Русалдо!

00:02:05,994 --> 00:02:08,728

Никто никогда не забудет Русалдо!

00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:12,687

В справочнике сказано, что существует

больше семи миллионов слов из шести букв!

00:02:12,748 --> 00:02:14,604

Ты диктуешь – я ввожу! Ладно, Мэйбл?

00:02:14,706 --> 00:02:15,359

Эй, Мэйбл?

00:02:16,828 --> 00:02:19,688

И вот почему мы с вами не суём

00:02:19,714 --> 00:02:22,289

Свои руки в рот другим

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С вами был Гейб Бенсон! Удачи!

00:02:26,574 --> 00:02:28,627

Что ж оба отлично отыграли!

00:02:28,798 --> 00:02:30,347

С одной репликой запоздал!

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Чё?!

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Ну-ну, не ссорьтесь, ребята!

00:02:32,847 --> 00:02:33,885

Мы все звезды.

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Привет! Ты знаешь, кто Мэйбл? Это я!

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Хочешь узнать больше? Уверена,

что хочешь! Ты же любишь учиться!

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А вот и Мэйбл!

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Привет, я – Гейб, мастер-кукольник!

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Очень приятно.

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Ты показал шикарное представление.

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Правда? Многие считают,

что это глупо, только для маленьких детей.

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Ты что, издеваешься?!

Я кукол просто обожаю!

00:02:55,924 --> 00:02:57,980

Меня называют «Мэйбл – фанатка кукол».

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Правда? А меня зовут «фанат кукол – Гейб»!

00:03:00,411 --> 00:03:01,972

И когда твой следующий спектакль?

00:03:01,998 --> 00:03:02,636

Мой что?

00:03:02,662 --> 00:03:06,183

Ну как, невозможно же любить кукол

и не устраивать кукольные спектакли!

00:03:06,592 --> 00:03:09,715

Ха, конечно, как раз сейчас я

новый кукольный спектакль готовлю.

00:03:09,741 --> 00:03:11,248

Расскажи, про что он будет?

00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:15,274

Там будет про много чего вообще!

00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:16,997

ВВЕДИТЕ ПАРОЛЬ

«ПАРОЛЬ»

00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:17,893

НЕСАНКЦИОНИРОВАННЫЙ ВХОД

00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:20,603

Ну, как всё прошло?

00:03:20,629 --> 00:03:22,915

Диппер, как думаешь, сложно будет

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написать сценарий кукольной рок-оперы

00:03:25,134 --> 00:03:28,067

с пиротехническими эффектами, а ещё

сочинить музыку и песни для неё к пятнице?

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Что?! Мэйбл, ты с ума сошла?

00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:31,824

Я не знаю, что со мной!

00:03:31,847 --> 00:03:33,704

Меня заворожили его глаза и его хвостик,

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и если в пятницу ничего не будет готово,

я умру от стыда, Диппер!

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Но мы же собирались взломать ноутбук!

00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,639

Помнишь? Загадочные близнецы!

00:03:40,665 --> 00:03:42,884

Если поможешь мне с куклами

всего пару дней,

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обещаю, я помогу тебе с твоим паролем!

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Прошу! Умоляю!

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Это во имя любви, Диппер.

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Ну, ладно, я помогу!

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Да! Спасибо!

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Этот мальчик самый лучший в мире!

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Хо-хо, ладно, ладно, тихо!

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Как же хочется скорее

взломать этот ноутбук!

00:04:00,817 --> 00:04:03,231

Мы на пороге огромного открытия,

я чувствую!

00:04:16,084 --> 00:04:17,563

Ой-ой-ой!

00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:18,487

ВОЗМОЖНЫЕ ПАРОЛИ

00:04:19,355 --> 00:04:20,398

Ну, давай же!

00:04:30,709 --> 00:04:35,077

Так вот, спектакль будет называться:

«История перчаток: Носочная Опера!»

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Но предупреждаю,

народ будет просто рыдать!

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Там будут и слёзы, и веселье, и в конце

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настоящая трагедия.

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Да, это круто.

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Перестань, Диппер, пора уже

принять сумасшествие Мэйбл!

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-Зато так жизнь интересней.

-Кукловод, кукловод,

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как же я тебя

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люблю!

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Даже не спрашиваю.

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Спокойной ночи, мои малыши!

00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,642

Ква-ква-ква!

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Подожди немного, Гейб.

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Не тот пароль. Не тот, не тот!

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Не сиди допоздна, Диппер!

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А то в прошлый раз от недосыпа

ты чуть не съел свою футболку.

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Еще парочку вариантов!

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Я слышать уже не могу этот звук!

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Я тебя ненавижу!

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Должен быть какой-то

способ подобрать пароль!

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Кто у нас специалист по шифрованию?

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Я знаю такого специалиста!

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Так-так-так!

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Ты невероятно настойчив, парень.

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Снимаю шляпу!

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Опять пришёл?

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Соскучился? Признайся: соскучился.

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Еще чего! Ты помогал Гидеону!

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Ты чуть ни свел моего дядю Стэна с ума!

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Просто у меня такая работа! Не обижайся!

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Но я следил за тобой

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с тех пор! И должен сказать, я впечатлен!

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Правда?

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Ты заслужил приз!

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Вот! Держи вечно-орущую голову.

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Суть в том, что ты мне нравишься.

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Не против, если я дам тебе совет?

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Но я попрошу маленькую услугу взамен.

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Я не окажу тебе никаких услуг!

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Не забывай, кто кого победил в тот раз!

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Да, ты «победил» меня!

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Но если передумаешь, я всегда буду

рядом и готов заключить сделку!

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Хочешь, покажу тебе тебя

через три секунды?

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Привет, я – дядя Стэн.

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А я игнорирую!

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Здравствуйте!

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Таможня, проверьте мешки под глазами!

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Я пошутил!

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Диппер! Я же говорила тебе

не засиживаться!

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На! Сок Мэйбл тебя разбудит!

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В нём даже плавает пластмассовый динозавр!

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Как будто у кофе и кошмаров

родился ребёнок.

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Мэйбл, послушай!

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Сегодня ночью мне приснился Билл-шифр.

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Стой, погоди! Это тот треугольный?

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Он обещал мне дать пароль от ноутбука,

но взамен хочет какую-то услугу!

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Будто я совсем глупый, доверять Биллу!

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Не волнуйся, бро!

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Сегодня загадочные близнецы

вернутся в дело!

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Я помогу найти пароль!

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Только сперва передам кукол

моей постановочной команде.

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Постановочной команде?

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Твой сценарий так эмоционален.

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У меня был катарсис целых восемь раз!

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Привет, дамы.

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Гейб!

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Катался тут рядом!

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Чтобы просушить хвостик после душа!

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Ах! Ох!

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У меня опять катарсис!

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Я должна увести его у Мэйбл.

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Как я рада тебя видеть!

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А я тут лучший в мире

кукольный спектакль ставлю!

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И в нем есть куклы!

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Твоя страсть и энтузиазм так восхищают!

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В отличие от девочки из вчерашнего шоу!

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Все куклы были сшиты нитками!

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И из какого-то старья!

Ну, и я такой: «А-а!»

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Старья? Да?

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Конечно, пришлось удалить её

из списка контактов.

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Конечно!

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А что?

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Но ты-то меня не разочаруешь!

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Я не сомневаюсь: ты эксперт

по кукольным представлениям!

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Слышь, Гейб, ты чего-то весь вспотел!

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Может, снимешь свою футболку?

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Да?

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Все же об этом подумали?

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Счастливо, дамы!

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Нужно срочно что-то делать, девочки!

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Вы слышали, что он сказал

про кукол той девочки?

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Не волнуйся, Мэйбл,

твоя команда справится!

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Упс!

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Напомни, сколько глаз

должно быть на лице?

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Я держу! Всё ещё держу! Ой!

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Не всё в порядке!

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Ладно надо переделать всех кукол!

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Мне нужна клейкая лента?

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Стой, нет! Ты же сказала,

что будешь помогать мне!

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Диппер! Ты не видишь, что на твоих

глазах разворачивается трагедия?!

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Ноутбук может и подождать!

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Мэйбл, почему ты думаешь, что то,

что ты внезапно втюрилась,

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важнее, чем шанс раскрыть

тайны этого города?

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-Ты одержимая!

-Я одержимая?!

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Кто бы говорил! Сам ходишь, как вампир,

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и не как киношный.

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Но ты сама обещала мне помогать!

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И я тебе помогу! Буду щекотать!

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Ну и ладно! Подумаешь!

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Я справлюсь и сам!

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Пароль, пароль!

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Мэйбл без-по-лезна.

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О, боже.

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-Превышен лимит неверных паролей.

-А?

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Пять минут до форматирования диска.

Осталась одна попытка.

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Нет! Нет, не надо!

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Я не могу всё потерять!

Осталась одна попытка!

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Так, так, так!

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Положение отчаянное.

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Я же сказал тебе, чтобы ты отстал!

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Я могу помочь, мальчик,

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только выслушай моё условие.

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Ну, ладно, Билл, что еще тебе нужно?

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Съесть мою душу? Вырвать все зубы?

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Или, может, ты собираешься вставить

мне вместо глаз арбузы?

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Остынь, парнишка!

Мне всего лишь нужна кукла.

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Какая кукла? Что ты опять задумал?

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Все обожают кукол!

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А у вас в семье их сейчас в избытке!

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Я даже не знаю!

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Мэйбл столько времени на них убила.

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По-моему, одна носочная кукла –

небольшая цена

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за все секреты вселенной!

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И потом, как твоя сестра себя ведёт?

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Сколько раз ты жертвовал

собой ради неё, а?

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А она хоть раз сделала

то же самое для тебя?

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Тик-так, мальчик.

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Всего одна кукла? Ладно!

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Ну, и какая же кукла тебе понадобилась?

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Хм, посмотрим! Эники, беники, ели...

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-Ты!

-Что?

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Но этого не может быть!

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Что ты сделал с моим телом?

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Прости, малыш, но теперь ты моя кукла!

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О, господи! Этого не может быть!

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Этого просто не может быть.

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Подумать только, как же давно уже я

не находился в живом человеческом теле!

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Боль – это так весело!

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О, тут глаза! И шикарные зубы!

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Но я не понимаю!

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Зачем тебе это нужно? Мы же договорились!

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Понимаешь: ты слишком близко

подошел к разгадке очень важных вещей!

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А у меня большие планы,

и мне не нужно, чтобы ты мешал!

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Поэтому я уничтожил ноут!

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Осталось только уничтожить дневник!

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Кувырком вниз по лестнице.

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-Эй!

-Газировка!

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Могу пить её, как человек!

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Ну, и где ты хранишь свой дневничок?

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Он должен быть где-то здесь!

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Слушай, у тебя крепкие руки.

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Я его спрятал! Там, где ты его

не найдёшь даже за миллион лет!

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Диппер!

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Я взяла твой дневник для реквизита,

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надеюсь, ты не против.

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Пэтому, прежде, чем ты придумаешь,

что сказать, пока!

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Да, конечно, бери, сестренка!

Увидимся на спектакле!

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Стой! Нет, Мэйбл, не слушай его!

Это не я!

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Услышь меня! Нет-нет! Стойте! Стойте!

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Ха! Ты в лабиринтах разума, парень!

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Без своего вместилища ты,

фактически, призрак.

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О, привет, Диппер! Вот ты где.

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Как дела, чувак?

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Зус! Венди! Помогите!

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-Мы едем на спектакль.

-Тебя подбросить?

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Если настаиваешь, рыжая.

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Я тебя остановлю, Билл!

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Я доберусь до дневника раньше,

чем ты, и я тебя остановлю!

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Как ты меня остановишь,

если ты не существуешь?

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Билл? Билл!

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Я должен вернуть себе своё тело,

пока он его ни прикончил!

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ИСТОРИЯ ПЕРЧАТОК: НОСОЧНАЯ ОПЕРА

АВТОР: МЭЙБЛ ПАЙНС

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Театр – это круто, да, подруга?

00:12:56,903 --> 00:12:59,716

Слышь, Зус, хочешь, скажу тебе

дату твоей смерти?

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-Это можно!

-Ура, ребята! Вы все пришли!

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Ну, а как же иначе?!

00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,789

Никогда бы не пропустил,

что бы это ни было!

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Кстати, хотел спросить,

а куда ты дела мой дневник?

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Использовала, как реквизит

в сцене свадьбы!

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Надо ещё найти священника.

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Да? Я могу сыграть священника!

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В смысле кто-то же должен

держать дневник, да?

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Супер! Бежим!

00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,452

Подожди, нет! Мэйбл!

00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:31,547

Мы щас начнем спектакль!

00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:33,265

Выключите мобилы!

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Если только не пишете мне смску!

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Приготовьтесь услышать рассказ о юной

девушке: уникальной и одной из нас!

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-Это же Мэйбл!

-Всем привет!

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Ты сказал «лэйбл»?

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Нет, он сказал «Мэйбл».

00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:54,383

Ну, ладно! Погнали!

00:13:54,406 --> 00:13:57,940

У неё есть скобки и свинка

00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:01,296

От неё у всех нас смешинка

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С нею не скучно никогда

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За это тебе от меня награда

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Спасибо вам, мэр

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Я и правда крута

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Но девчонке крутой

Нужна крутая чета

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Приветик, я – Гейб!

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Что?

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Приветствую тебя, подруга!

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И где же тут эта книга

для сцены со свадьбой?

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Она в свадебном торте!

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Но свадьба планируется в третьем акте!

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Так что придержи коней!

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Что ж я придержу своих коней!

Я их придержу!

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Чудовище.

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Гренда, послушай! Ты не видела Мэйбл?

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Хм?

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Как он там сказал?

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Без своего вместилища я лишь призрак?

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Но где мне найти...

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Наконец-то мы вместе!

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Увы, Мэйбл, но я ухожу сражаться на войну!

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Я буду ждать тебя, Гейб!

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Я буду тебя ждать!

00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:06,135

А теперь у нас антракт! Всем гулять!

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Фу! Ничего, ты справишься, Мэйбл!

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Осталось всего-то 36 номеров!

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Псс! Мэйбл!

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Кукла ожила!

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В справочнике кукловода этого не было!

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Мэйбл, это я! Диппер!

Ты должна мне помочь!

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Стой, что? Диппер?!

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Но ты как-то больше, чем обычно,

похож на носок.

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Мэйбл, послушай! Билл обманул:

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он украл моё тело и хочет

уничтожить дневник!

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Найди дневник раньше,

чем его найдёт Билл!

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Иначе я не смогу вернуть себе тело!

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Но мне уже пора выходить на сцену!

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-Привет, Мэйбл, есть минутка?

-Гейб!

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Отпусти! Мэйбл!

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Мэйбл, я убедился, что ты фанатка кукол!

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Твой спектакль – просто чудо!

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И если не уронишь планку и дальше,

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может, посидим потом,

поедим бискотти?

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Ах, зовёшь меня поесть бискотти?

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Жду завершения!

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Ты это слышал?! Ему понравилось!

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Нужно закончить спектакль достойно!

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Ты не можешь подождать до конца?

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Мэйбл! Хочешь, чтоб я

навсегда остался носком?

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Извини, просто, просто ты

так смешно злишься!

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Ладно. Ладно. Ладно. Хватит!

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Тогда подмени меня на сцене,

пока я забираю книгу!

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Диппер стал куколкой!

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Гейб! Ты вернулся с войны!

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Да, вернулся. Можем целоваться

и петь одновременно.

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Ладно!

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Что это за бред?!

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Ну же, ну же!

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Вот бы это длилось вечно.

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Так, Мэйбл, искать!

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Должен быть способ вернуть Дипперу тело.

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Хо-хо! Да, но зачем тебе это нужно?

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Билл-Диппер! Биппер.

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Шш!

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Ты же не хочешь испортить пьесу!

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Ой!

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Выскользнула!

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Предлагаю отдать мне дневник добровольно.

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Ещё чего?! Дневник – Диппера!

И я его тебе не отдам!

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Хм. Но ты же взяла его

без разрешения для спектакля!

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И совсем не помогала брату!

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Так будь последовательна!

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Отдай мне книгу, или спектаклю конец!

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Так-то лучше!

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Подумай: кто бы пожертвовал всем

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ради какой-то тупой сестры или брата?

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Диппер пожертвовал.

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Благословляю вас!

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Теперь ты его жена!

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Пухля! Кольца!

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Стоп! Что?

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О, нет.

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Нет! Выметайся из тела брата,

ты злой, мерзкий треугольник!

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Ого! Детишки дерутся! Это можно продать!

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Ты меня не победишь!

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Я чистейший сгусток энергии –

у меня нет слабостей!

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Верно! Но ты в теле Диппера!

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А все его слабости я хорошо знаю!

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Какие слабости?

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Щекотка-щекотка!

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Что за судороги!

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-Что со мной такое?

-Прослушай лекцию о теле человека:

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вспомни, что ты не спал уже больше суток,

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а я отлично выспалась и выпила

четыре стакана «сока Мэйбл»!

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Что за ощущения?!

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У меня всё тело горит!

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Меня не слушаются эти идиотские ноги!

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Будь ты проклята, никчёмная плоть!

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Тело отключается!

Комариные укусы чешутся!

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Ой-ой-ой! Эй!

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Что?

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Да!

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Я снова в своем теле!

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И оно точно такое же неуклюжее,

как было раньше!

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Как же всё болит.

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Не думайте, что я от вас отстал!

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Главное ещё впереди!

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Вам меня не победить.

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Прости меня, Гейб.

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Не волнуйся!

Я много разных фильмов видела,

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и именно в таких случаях публика думает,

что всё так и было задумано, и фанатеет!

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Аплодисменты!

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Ты нас чуть не убила! Мы уходим!

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Эй, Гейб!

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А ты остался отпраздновать премьеру?

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Будут пироги с яблоками!

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Не смей обращаться ко мне!

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Ты посмеялась над моим искусством!

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Мы уходим, друзья!

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Мне показалось,

или он целуется с куклами?

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Всё что ни делается – всё к лучшему.

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Гейб, постой, я всё равно тебя люблю!

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Фу!

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Мэйбл, ты уж прости меня за всё!

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Из-за меня погибли все твои куклы.

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Одна кукла всё-таки выжила!

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И она тебе скажет кое-что!

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Прости меня, Диппер!

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Я всю неделю сходила с ума из-за придурка!

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И не помогала лучшему другу – тебе!

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Бам!

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-Загадочные близнецы?

-Загадочные близнецы!

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Что он сделал с моей рукой?

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Ничего, поспишь, и всё пройдет!

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Братишка, за мной! Нам давно пора домой!

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Нет, серьёзно, мне нужно в больницу.

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Привет, Диппер!

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Знаешь, что сказала одна носочная кукла

другой носочной кукле?

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Нет, не знаю, Мэйбл! Что?

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Тебе нужна твердая рука!

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Эта шутка была просто нечто!

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Да, нечто ужасное!