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I thought they were dead.

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Far worse, Trixandra.

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They're nearly almost

dead but not quite!

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Man, these movies

are a lot less scary

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when you've actually

fought real zombies.

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They're slow.

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Just power-walk away from them.

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How much you want

to bet that guy dies first?

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Aah! My face

is being eaten a lot.

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Chadley ain't pretty no more.

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One second.

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Ugh, another text from Robbie.

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Oh, yeah, Robbie.

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How's, uh, how's all that going?

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Ugh, I'm over him.

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I just wish he was over me.

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Just look at these texts.

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Winky frown?

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What does that even mean?

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And you're not...

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not like, seeing

any other guys or...

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Of course I am.

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Meet my new boyfriend, dude.

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Right, right. So...

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So, you know, I was wondering

if maybe you wanted to,

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I mean, if... if you

and me would ever,

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I mean, if maybe you...

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Hmm, wanted to join me and Mabel

on this mystery hunt tomorrow.

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Conspiracy stuff and all that.

That's all.

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Yeah, dude.

I love doing junk with friends.

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Yo, Chadley, watch out!

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Yeah.

'Cause that's what we are.

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It's all we'll ever be...

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Friends.

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Dude, you're lying on my bra.

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Hey, easy with that.

It's genuine plastic.

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And re-pave the cracks in

the parking lot while you're at it.

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I don't want my car

falling into China.

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Mr. Pines, what exactly

caused all this damage?

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I need to write a report.

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Uh, a big woodpecker.

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Keep the change.

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I'm winking under my eye patch.

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Works for me.

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Now where'd

those kids run off to?

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Thank you all for coming.

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Hey, when there's a mystery,

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you can count on your sister-ee.

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That's an amazing rhyme.

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"When you want some good...

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When, when

you need a Soos..."

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You've... Oh, gosh.

I don't know.

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We're here to solve the number

one mystery in Gravity Falls.

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Who wrote this journal?

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Thirty years ago the author

vanished without a trace,

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but according to this new clue,

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we may have found

his secret hiding place.

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We find that author, we learn

the answers to everything.

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We just need to figure out

a way to get down there...

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Chop it down, dudes.

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Wendy.

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Oh, hey. You came.

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Dude, I'm so stoked about this.

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I've been wanting to go

adventuring with you guys.

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Sure beats picking up

after my dad at home.

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Ow!

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Who put that wall there?

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Thanks for the invite, man.

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Of course. Any time you want to...

I'm... We're always... Us.

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Uh-oh.

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Inviting Wendy on our mission?

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Me thinks there's romance afoot.

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No, look Mabel.

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I've thought this through,

and I'm over Wendy.

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I've looked at it

from every angle,

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and that thing

was going nowhere.

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I know what matters to me now,

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and it's finding

the author of this journal.

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You're over Wendy?

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Allow me to put

on my skepticles.

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Bwoop.

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I've moved on, Mabel.

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You should, too.

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Skepticles.

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Hey, is it just me

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or does that branch

kind of look like a lever?

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Huh. Yeah.

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But how do we get up there?

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Seems like

we'd need, like, a ladder.

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Or, like, ladder shoes?

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Yeah, ladder shoes.

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I'll get Soos

to draw up a prototype.

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Boosh.

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Whoa!

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Oh, yeah.

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My dad used to make me compete in

these lumberjack games when I was a kid.

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Guess I kind of ruled at it.

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Whoa, whoa. What is that?

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Whoa.

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-Hey, hey.

-Oh, no!

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All right, guys.

This is it.

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Remember, whatever happens

down there, we tell no one.

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Now, who wants to go first?

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-Whoa.

-Dude!

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This is so stupid cool.

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It's like a fallout

shelter or something.

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It must have belonged

to the author.

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This is going over my bed.

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My face feels fuzzy.

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This is incredible.

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It's like he was

preparing for a disaster.

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But what kind of disaster would

need supplies for over sixty years?

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Oh, my gosh.

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A Shmez dispenser.

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I remember these things.

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What's that?

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Yes, I will have some

of your old-timey face food.

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Ew. Dusty.

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Wait, guys.

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I think this can

was opened recently.

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The author might

still be alive, down here.

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Wait a minute.

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I think I know where

he might have gone.

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Whoa.

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Whoa!

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Oh, man.

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Was this place built

in the past or the future.

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Yeah.

This room is way creepy.

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Not as creepy as Dipper's

Internet history.

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Hey-oh!

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What's going on, dudes?

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It's hard to be scared

with caterpillars on your face.

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Wall things. Crazy wall

things happening right now.

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Ugh.

It won't stop.

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Dipper, what do we do?

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Uh. Uh.

Come on, come on.

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Find these four symbols.

Quick.

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Everybody step on one.

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One!

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Two!

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Three!

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Four!

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Run for it!

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Yes! Yes!

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That was...

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That was nuts.

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You ruled back there, man.

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Thanks.

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Get a load of this

crazy surveillance room.

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Check it out, dudes.

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Soos.

Soos.

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That is hilarious.

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Hey, Bro, you forgot your vest.

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What the...

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"Dear Wendy.

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I've always had a crush on... "

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Oh, my gosh.

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Hey, Dipper!

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Look what I found.

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What are you... Give me that.

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I knew it! I knew it!

I knew it!

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You're not over Wendy at all.

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And you were going

to tell her today?

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No! I changed my mind.

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It's a bad idea,

I'd just embarrass myself,

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and then I'd be another guy

she hates, like Robbie.

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Dipper, you should

just tell her already.

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One way or another,

you'll feel better afterwards.

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Look, Mabel, I can't tell her

no matter how much I want to.

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So just drop it, okay.

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Dude.

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Dipper, you got to check out

this weird metal closet.

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I am a robot.

I have a metal closet.

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Coming.

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This never happened.

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He wants to tell her

but he's scared.

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Maybe he needs a little push.

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Good idea, Mabel.

Thanks, Mabel.

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Brother, whatever happens, I

just want you to know something.

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-This is for your own good.

-What?

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What the...

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Mabel!

Let us out!

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Oh, I'll let you out, Dipper.

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As soon as you tell Wendy that

thing you've been wanting to tell her!

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You'll thank me for this later.

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-What is she talking about?

-Nothing.

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Mabel's just been eating

raw sugar packets again.

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That's besides the point.

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-Let me out right now!

-Ugh, where are the lights?

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Whoa. A hidden lab.

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Maybe the author did

experiments down here.

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Uh, what do you think

dug all these tunnels?

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Let's hope we don't find out.

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Mabel! Open up for real!

There's a monster in here!

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Ha. Nice try.

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The only monsters are

your own inner demons, Dipper.

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That is so wise.

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Dipper. Just say whatever Mabel wants

you to say so she'll let us out of here.

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Come on, Dipper.

Now is the time, Bro!

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Wendy, I... I...

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-I'm gonna find another way out.

-Wait, what?

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Dude, where are we going?

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-What do we do?

-I don't know.

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Back! Back, you heinous beast!

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Well, I just ripped out

a monster's tongue.

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It's you.

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Hurry now.

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I scared it off,

but it will regenerate.

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I wasn't expecting guests.

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I've been down here

for a very long time.

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Years.

Weeks maybe.

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I miss orange juice.

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You don't understand.

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You're the guy

I've been looking for!

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-He's the guy?

-Wendy, it's the guy!

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The guy?

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I've got, like,

a jillion questions.

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Why did you write the journals?

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Who was after you?

Why did you build this bunker?

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My boy, I'd love

to discuss this in time.

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But we have more

pressing matters.

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It's one of my experiments.

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A shapeshifter.

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Able to take the form

of anyone or anything it sees.

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It broke free

from a cage of solid steel.

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I've gone half-crazy trying

to catch the creature alone.

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But now you're here.

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Will you help me catch it?

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Sure are taking

their time in there.

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Hey, do I look smarter

with this coat and briefcase?

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I feel like I look smarter.

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Razzle dazzle!

Look at this tubey thing.

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Frozen.

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Unfrozen.

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Frozen.

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Unfrozen.

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What's this biz?

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"Experiment number two-ten:

The Shapeshifter."

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Shapeshifter?

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Uh, dude, didn't Dipper say there

was a monster in there with them?

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I thought he was just joking.

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You know, Dipper's

jokes are terrible!

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Dipper!

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Come in. Come in.

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I apologize

for the state of things.

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I don't get many

non-mole people visitors.

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Now the beast must have some

weakness that we can exploit.

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I used to have

my research on him,

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but alas, I lost my journals

so many years ago.

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-Did you say journals?

-Dude, I found one of them.

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It's how I tracked

you down here.

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What?

Could it be?

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My boy, I can't

express my gratitude.

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Oh, yes.

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After all these years.

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Wendy! Oh, it's so dark.

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How will we ever find them?

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Leave that to Mabel.

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Whoa!

Rad!

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Although, isn't electric clothing

kind of like a fire hazard?

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No.

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It's a fun hazard.

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Now let me light the way!

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We're coming for you dudes.

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Yes, yes.

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It's all here.

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Wendy, isn't it amazing we're

actually meeting the real author?

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Dipper. Look.

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Uh, you know what?

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We should probably get going.

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Can I have my journal back?

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You're not going anywhere.

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How do you like my true form?

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Go on, admit it, you like it.

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You! What did you do to the real author?

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You'll likely never find him.

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That six-fingered nerd hasn't

been himself in thirty years.

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But I do thank you

for bringing me his journal.

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He used to write while

I was in my cage.

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So many wonderful forms to take.

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We've got to get

that journal back.

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Hey, body-snatcher.

Snatch this.

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Run! Run! Run!

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-Oh, dudes.

-Dipper! Wendy!

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Mabel! Soos!

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Wait. Careful.

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How do we know they're

not the shapeshifter?

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Maybe I am.

Mabel, inspect my shape.

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Poke.

00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:07,570

-Do that again.

-Poke.

00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,927

Even better the second time.

00:14:10,487 --> 00:14:11,667

It's definitely them.

00:14:12,425 --> 00:14:13,883

Oh, my gosh, Wendy,

you're bleeding.

00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:16,400

It's cool. It's cool.

It's just blood, man.

00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,360

Don't freak out.

00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:20,118

-What happened?

-We got attacked by the shapeshifter.

00:14:20,247 --> 00:14:22,154

He broke out of his cage,

pretended to the author,

00:14:22,177 --> 00:14:23,616

and wants Dipper's journal.

00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:26,551

Imagine if he escapes into town.

00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,229

He could transform

into anything.

00:14:28,252 --> 00:14:30,468

We could never trust

anyone ever again.

00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,351

What do we do?

00:14:31,377 --> 00:14:35,835

Well. He took us into his home,

tricked us, and tried to destroy us.

00:14:36,764 --> 00:14:38,481

I say we return the favor.

00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,038

Dipper, my boy.

00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:45,581

Come out.

00:14:46,513 --> 00:14:48,409

I must speak with you!

00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:53,653

Reveal yourself, you

single-formed human weakling.

00:14:54,075 --> 00:14:55,402

Oh, boy, Dipper.

00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:58,718

That book sure is full

of some great monsters.

00:14:58,741 --> 00:14:59,797

There you are.

00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,978

Ooh!

And a new one.

00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,279

Should I be one?

00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:07,968

Or the other.

00:15:08,212 --> 00:15:09,348

How about both?

00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:19,059

Guys, he's coming!

He's coming!

00:15:19,082 --> 00:15:20,977

Now! Now!

Now! Now! Now!

00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,239

It's not working, dude.

00:15:25,373 --> 00:15:26,451

Hey. Let go.

00:15:26,474 --> 00:15:27,699

You leave him alone.

00:15:28,591 --> 00:15:29,670

Wendy!

00:15:55,838 --> 00:15:56,948

Wendy!

00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:03,949

Wendy?

00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:06,211

No, no, no, no, no!

00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:08,553

Can you hear me? Oh.

Please be okay. Please be okay!

00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,363

Oh, no, oh, no!

This is all my fault!

00:16:14,386 --> 00:16:17,120

If I had told you when we were in

the closet we wouldn't be in this mess.

00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:20,354

But I was too scared and now

you could be hurt or worse

00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:21,996

and I never even got

a chance to tell you

00:16:22,019 --> 00:16:24,911

I'm, like, in love

with you Wendy.

00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:30,987

Uh...

00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:31,943

Dipper?

00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,501

Wendy?

00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:37,798

Wait. Then who is...

Look out!

00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:39,279

Give me back that journal!

00:16:39,493 --> 00:16:40,639

Never!

00:16:42,474 --> 00:16:43,986

Get off me.

00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,405

Give it back. It belongs to Dipper.

00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,641

-Hit her with the axe!

-Don't listen to her, Dipper!

00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:55,681

She's the shapeshifter!

00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:56,721

Ugh!

00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:58,439

I don't know who's who!

00:16:58,462 --> 00:16:59,460

Give me a sign!

00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,148

Push him in!

00:17:20,558 --> 00:17:21,221

Huh?

00:17:22,049 --> 00:17:23,413

Frozen!

00:17:23,436 --> 00:17:24,221

-Boosh!

-Boom!

00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:29,802

No. No!

Let me out!

00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:35,522

Let's get out of here, dudes.

00:17:40,032 --> 00:17:42,687

You think you're so clever,

don't you, Dipper?

00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:45,312

But you have no idea

what you're up against.

00:17:45,518 --> 00:17:47,389

You'll never find the author.

00:17:47,412 --> 00:17:48,708

If you keep digging,

00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:50,760

you'll meet a fate worse

than you can imagine.

00:17:50,963 --> 00:17:54,105

And this will be

the last form you ever take!

00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,257

Good luck sleeping tonight.

00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:09,882

Dude, I think I'm kind of

adventured out for a little while.

00:18:09,983 --> 00:18:12,163

My face hurts

from doing this all day.

00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:16,601

Yeah, but you got to admit

we're all total heroes.

00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,915

Hey, who wants to go get

some heroes breakfast, huh?

00:18:19,011 --> 00:18:20,993

Syrup on cereal!

00:18:21,019 --> 00:18:22,896

Mabel, you're a visionary.

00:18:24,899 --> 00:18:27,297

Look, Wendy, about earlier,

00:18:27,354 --> 00:18:30,729

In the heat of the moment I might

have said some dumb things and...

00:18:30,825 --> 00:18:32,994

Can't we just pretend

none of that ever happened?

00:18:33,594 --> 00:18:34,533

Please.

00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,744

Dude. Dude. It's okay.

00:18:38,402 --> 00:18:40,307

I always kind of knew.

00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,143

Wait. You did?

00:18:42,478 --> 00:18:43,705

Yeah, man.

00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,146

I mean, you think

I can't hear that stuff

00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:47,267

you're constantly

whispering under your breath?

00:18:48,947 --> 00:18:51,076

-Oh, man.

-Listen, Dipper.

00:18:51,102 --> 00:18:53,615

I'm, like, super flattered.

00:18:53,641 --> 00:18:56,451

But, I'm too old for you.

00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:58,639

I mean, you know that, right?

00:18:58,662 --> 00:18:59,375

Ugh.

00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:01,897

Mabel said confessing

would make me feel better.

00:19:02,327 --> 00:19:03,903

Well, how do you feel?

00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:08,149

Anxious. Scared. Kind of itchy.

00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:09,041

Dude.

00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:10,314

Don't be itchy, man.

00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,510

Let me tell you something,

00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:14,255

this summer was super

boring until you showed up.

00:19:14,512 --> 00:19:17,408

I have more fun with you than,

like, practically anybody else.

00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:21,315

And if you ever stop being

my friend, I would, like,

00:19:21,341 --> 00:19:23,237

throw myself

into the bottomless pit.

00:19:23,471 --> 00:19:25,841

So, things won't

be too awkward now?

00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:27,943

I just wrestled myself, dude.

00:19:28,073 --> 00:19:29,380

That was awkward.

00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:31,232

If you can handle that monster,

00:19:31,297 --> 00:19:32,714

you can handle

a little awkwardness.

00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,080

-Friends?

-Yeah, dude. Friends.

00:19:43,039 --> 00:19:44,392

Oh, and hey, Dipper.

00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:45,938

See you for movie

night tomorrow.

00:19:45,964 --> 00:19:47,445

Your place this time, okay?

00:19:54,963 --> 00:19:57,217

So, how did it go?

00:19:57,592 --> 00:19:58,631

What did you hear?

00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,352

Everything. All the time.

00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,109

I'm not here.

00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,616

Mabel, how can everything

be so amazing

00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:08,117

and so terrible

all at the same time?

00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,749

I'm sorry for being

so pushy, Dipper.

00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:12,976

If it's any consolation,

I'm already working on a list

00:20:13,002 --> 00:20:15,017

of your potential

rebound crushes.

00:20:15,345 --> 00:20:16,681

Thanks, Mabel.

00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:21,815

I'm still bummed we're no

closer to finding the author guy.

00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,432

At least I got his sciency coat

and briefcase.

00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:26,687

Whoa. What the...

00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:29,174

Soos, that's not a briefcase.

That's a laptop.

00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,214

And a really busted up one, too.

00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,135

I bet I could get this thing

fixed up in a few days.

00:20:33,225 --> 00:20:34,799

It's gonna take

a lot of duct tape.

00:20:34,825 --> 00:20:36,413

This could be our next clue.

00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,254

Is it just me, or does Gravity Falls

TV only have the worst movies?

00:20:43,277 --> 00:20:46,372

You're watching the Gravity

Falls Bargain Movie Showcase.

00:20:46,724 --> 00:20:47,688

Coming up next,

00:20:47,711 --> 00:20:49,802

The Widdlest Wampire.

00:20:50,055 --> 00:20:52,528

The Planet People

Of Planet Planet!

00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:55,141

Help!

My Mummy's A Werewolf!

00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:57,094

Attack Of The Exclamation Points!!!

00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:59,445

The Man With No Taste.

00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,318

Ghost Turtle.

00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,625

Help! My Mummy's

A Werewolf Two: This Again.

00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:06,523

You want to never watch

this channel again?

00:00:06,413 --> 00:00:07,789

Они же мертвы!

00:00:07,812 --> 00:00:09,366

Даже хуже, Триксандра!

00:00:09,389 --> 00:00:12,707

Они почти уже мертвы, но ещё не совсем!

00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:14,896

ПОЧТИ УЖЕ МЕРТВЫ, НО НЕ СОВСЕМ!

00:00:17,342 --> 00:00:19,278

Да уж, если видел настоящих зомби,

00:00:19,301 --> 00:00:21,075

эти фильмы не пугают.

00:00:21,098 --> 00:00:22,075

Они тормоза!

00:00:22,098 --> 00:00:23,952

Ребята, вы можете просто уйти.

00:00:23,975 --> 00:00:26,112

Поспорим, что этого парня съедят первым?

00:00:26,575 --> 00:00:29,372

Ай! Этот мертвяк съел моё лицо!

00:00:30,688 --> 00:00:32,506

Чедли больше не красавчик!

00:00:33,565 --> 00:00:34,763

Погоди-ка!

00:00:35,086 --> 00:00:37,180

Ох, это опять смска от Робби.

00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,338

А, понятно, от Робби!

00:00:38,361 --> 00:00:40,215

Ну, и как у вас там дела?

00:00:41,238 --> 00:00:42,495

Всё! Я с ним порвала,

00:00:42,518 --> 00:00:44,092

а он всё никак не отстанет!

00:00:44,115 --> 00:00:45,492

Ты только глянь!

00:00:45,515 --> 00:00:46,531

Грустное подмигивание.

00:00:46,554 --> 00:00:47,850

Что это значит?

00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:48,908

И ты не...

00:00:49,631 --> 00:00:52,124

Ты ни с кем не встречаешься типа?

00:00:52,448 --> 00:00:53,582

Встречаюсь, конечно!

00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:54,866

Познакомься с моим парнем.

00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:58,898

Да, понятно!

00:00:59,222 --> 00:01:01,956

То есть, фух, просто я

тут подумал, может ты...

00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,273

ну то есть, в смысле мы,

мы с тобой могли бы, то есть,

00:01:04,296 --> 00:01:06,734

ты бы не хотела...

00:01:08,252 --> 00:01:11,106

Хочешь пойти со мной и Мэйбл

завтра в поход за уликами?

00:01:11,129 --> 00:01:13,344

Знаешь, заговоры, тайны и всё такое.

00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:15,740

Хочу! Люблю тусоваться с друзьями.

00:01:15,763 --> 00:01:17,060

Йоу, Чедли, осторожно!

00:01:18,242 --> 00:01:20,497

Да! Мы ведь друзья!

00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:21,518

Всего лишь...

00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:23,335

ДОРОГАЯ ВЕНДИ,

ТЫ МНЕ ОЧЕНЬ НРАВИШЬСЯ!

00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:27,930

...друзья.

00:01:28,253 --> 00:01:30,088

Слышь, ты лег на мой лифчик.

00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:50,658

ДИППЕР

00:01:52,136 --> 00:01:53,536

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:54,706 --> 00:01:56,006

СТЭН

00:02:06,219 --> 00:02:08,019

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:02:10,351 --> 00:02:12,885

Эй, полегче с птичкой!

Это настоящий пластик!

00:02:12,908 --> 00:02:15,362

И заделайте эту трещину на парковке!

00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,700

Не хочу провалиться с машиной в Китай!

00:02:17,822 --> 00:02:20,837

Мистер Пайнс, а что собственно

вызвало эти повреждения?

00:02:20,860 --> 00:02:22,195

Это нужно для отчета.

00:02:22,218 --> 00:02:23,778

А, гигантский дятел!

00:02:25,773 --> 00:02:26,732

Сдачи не надо!

00:02:28,552 --> 00:02:31,205

Я подмигиваю этим глазом под повязкой.

00:02:31,428 --> 00:02:32,387

Я вас понял.

00:02:34,366 --> 00:02:36,323

Интересно куда дети пропали?

00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:41,376

Спасибо всем, что пришли!

00:02:41,399 --> 00:02:42,895

Если разгадываешь тайну,

00:02:42,918 --> 00:02:45,732

положись на свою сестру.

00:02:45,755 --> 00:02:46,930

Отличная рифма!

00:02:46,953 --> 00:02:48,767

Если нужен хороший,

00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:50,685

хороший, нужен Зус!

00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:53,164

Зус, а, я, нет, как-то не очень!

00:02:53,187 --> 00:02:56,481

Мы собрались, чтобы раскрыть

главную тайну Гравити Фолз!

00:02:56,504 --> 00:02:58,459

Кто написал этот дневник?

00:02:58,682 --> 00:03:01,656

30 лет назад

его автор исчез без следа,

00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:03,793

но я обнаружил новую подсказку!

00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:06,311

И, возможно, здесь находится его бункер!

00:03:06,834 --> 00:03:09,708

А найдя автора, мы узнаем

ответы на все вопросы!

00:03:10,331 --> 00:03:12,645

Вот только нужно понять,

как туда попасть!

00:03:12,668 --> 00:03:13,623

Просто срубите дерево!

00:03:14,146 --> 00:03:14,863

Венди!

00:03:14,886 --> 00:03:16,502

О, привет! Приехала!

00:03:16,525 --> 00:03:18,459

Чувак, как я могла не приехать?!

00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:20,416

Мне хотелось с вами потусоваться!

00:03:20,439 --> 00:03:22,674

Это лучше, чем прибирать дома за отцом.

00:03:23,597 --> 00:03:24,892

Ой!

00:03:24,915 --> 00:03:26,491

Кто ставит стены сверху?!

00:03:26,914 --> 00:03:28,147

Спасибо, что пригласил.

00:03:29,070 --> 00:03:34,083

Не за что! В любое время!

Я, мы всегда, ха-ха, мы, да, ха-ха.

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О-оу!

00:03:36,024 --> 00:03:37,678

Пригласил Венди в наш поход?

00:03:37,701 --> 00:03:39,877

По-моему, кто-то тут у нас втюрился.

00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,397

Что? Нет, слушай, Мэйбл.

00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,433

Я всё обдумал и понял,

что Венди в прошлом!

00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,113

Ведь с какой стороны ни посмотри,

00:03:45,136 --> 00:03:46,550

это абсолютно бессмысленно!

00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:47,950

Теперь для меня самое главное –

00:03:47,973 --> 00:03:49,947

найти автора этого дневника.

00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:51,546

Венди для него в прошлом!

00:03:51,569 --> 00:03:54,783

Позволь-ка мне надеть

мои скептические очки!

00:03:54,806 --> 00:03:55,742

Бу-уп.

00:03:55,765 --> 00:03:56,900

Я повзрослел, Мэйбл!

00:03:56,923 --> 00:03:58,119

Пора и тебе тоже.

00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,238

Скептические очки.

00:04:00,361 --> 00:04:01,654

Слышь, мне кажется,

00:04:01,677 --> 00:04:03,572

или эта ветка похожа на рычаг?

00:04:03,795 --> 00:04:05,092

Хм, да!

00:04:05,116 --> 00:04:06,810

Но как нам до неё добраться?

00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:08,929

Нам нужно что-то типа лестницы.

00:04:08,952 --> 00:04:11,046

Или специальные ботинки-кошки?

00:04:11,069 --> 00:04:12,645

Да, ботинки-кошки!

00:04:12,668 --> 00:04:14,243

Зус, попробуй нарисовать модель.

00:04:16,263 --> 00:04:17,120

Готово!

00:04:17,143 --> 00:04:18,559

Ого!

00:04:18,582 --> 00:04:19,158

О, да!

00:04:19,181 --> 00:04:22,395

Отец заставлял меня участвовать

в конкурсах лесорубов!

00:04:22,419 --> 00:04:23,712

Кажись, я поднатаскалась!

00:04:25,695 --> 00:04:27,031

Ой, ой! Что такое?

00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:30,506

Ой!

00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,088

-Ой!

-Венди, Венди!

00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,934

Итак, ребята. Вот, мы и у цели!

00:04:41,957 --> 00:04:45,475

И помните, что бы ни случилось

там внизу, никому ни слова!

00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,068

Ну, кто хочет пойти первым?

00:04:58,183 --> 00:05:00,038

-Ух ты!

-Ого!

00:05:00,261 --> 00:05:02,075

Это просто супер-круть!

00:05:02,698 --> 00:05:04,753

Это прямо как убежище в игре «Fallout»!

00:05:04,776 --> 00:05:06,330

Наверняка это бункер автора.

00:05:06,355 --> 00:05:07,452

ОСТОРОЖНО!

ЯДЕРНЫЙ БУНКЕР!

00:05:07,453 --> 00:05:09,189

Прибью над кроватью.

00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,785

Щекотно щекотит лицо!

00:05:11,808 --> 00:05:13,264

Просто потрясающе!

00:05:13,287 --> 00:05:15,542

Он явно готовился к катастрофе!

00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:19,498

Но что за катастрофа требует

запасов на 60 лет?

00:05:21,159 --> 00:05:22,935

Ну, ничего себе!

00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:24,533

Конфетная выдавалка!

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И у меня такая была!

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Что-что?

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Конечно, я съем твои

просроченные вкусняшки!

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Фу! Пыльные!

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Эй, ребята!

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По-моему, эту банку

открыли совсем недавно.

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Так значит, автор еще жив, и он здесь!

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Ну-ка, подождите!

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По-моему, я знаю, куда он подевался.

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Здорово!

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Ничего себе!

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Вот это да!

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Бункер строили в прошлом или в будущем?

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Да! Очень страшная комната.

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Не страшнее странички Диппера в интернете!

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Хэй-хоу!

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Эй, чуваки, что тут происходит?

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Ну, как можно бояться

с гусеницами на лице?

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Стены едут!

Эти дурацкие стены сдвигаются!

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Их не удержать!

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Диппер, что делать будем?

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Давай, давай!

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Ищите четыре символа! Быстро!

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Нужно надавить на них!

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Раз!

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Два!

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Три!

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Четыре!

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Бежим, Форрест, бежим!

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Есть! Да! Да!

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Это было...

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Ух! Просто жесть, зашибись!

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А ты был круче всех, чувак.

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Спасибо.

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Давайте осмотрим этот центр управления.

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Эй, зацените!

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Зус, Зус.

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Это очень смешно.

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Братишка, не забудь жилетку!

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А это что?

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«Дорогая Венди,

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ты мне очень...»

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О, господи!

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Слушай, Диппер!

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Смотри, что я нашла-а-а.

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Ты совсем?! Отдай!

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Я знала, я знала, я знала!

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Ты всё еще влюблен в Венди!

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И сегодня ты хотел ей признаться?

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Нет, Мэйбл, я передумал!

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Это глупая идея!

Я опозорюсь и стану для неё

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еще одним ненавистным парнем, как Робби!

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Диппер, давно уже надо было сказать!

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Так или иначе, но тебе станет легче!

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Слушай, Мэйбл, я очень-очень

хочу ей сказать, но, просто, не могу.

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Так что, отстань уже от меня.

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Народ!

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Диппер, иди сюда,

зацени этот железный шкаф.

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Я – робот Венди! У меня железный шкаф.

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Иду!

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Ты ничего не видела.

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Он хочет ей признаться, но боится.

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Может, стоит его подтолкнуть?

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Умница, Мэйбл! Спасибо, Мэйбл!

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Братик, что бы ни произошло,

ты должен знать главное!

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-Это для твоей же пользы.

-Что?

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Что за...

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Мэйбл! Выпусти нас!

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Ну, конечно, я вас выпущу!

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Как только ты скажешь Венди то,

что так хотел ей сказать!

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Потом поблагодаришь!

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-О чем она говорит?

-Ни о чем!

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Просто, она снова переела

просроченных конфет.

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Да, но это тут не причем!

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-Немедленно выпусти нас!

-Ах, а где тут свет?

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ДЕЗИНФЕКЦИЯ ЗАВЕРШЕНА

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Ого! Лаборатория!

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Может, автор проводил тут эксперименты?

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Ха! Как думаешь, кто прорыл эти туннели?

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Надеюсь, мы этого не узнаем!

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Мэйбл! Открывай! Серьёзно!

Тут какой-то жуткий монстр!

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Ха! Нашел дурочку!

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Монстр у тебя в голове,

и это – твой страх, Диппер!

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Да, точнее и не скажешь.

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Диппер! Просто скажи мне то,

что Мэйбл хочет, и она нас выпустит!

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Давай, Диппер! Уже пора, братишка!

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Венди, знаешь, я...

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-Найду отсюда другой выход!

-Стой, что?!

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Подожди, куда мы бежим?

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-Что будем делать?

-Я не знаю!

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Назад! Брысь отсюда, чудовище!

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Вот, вырвал этому монстру язык.

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Это, скажите, это вы?

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Быстрее!

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Я его отпугнул, но он регенерирует.

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Если честно, я не ждал гостей!

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Я здесь один уже очень давно!

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Годы! А может недели!

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Хочу апельсиновый сок.

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Вы не понимаете!

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Вы – тот, кого я очень долго искал!

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-Это тот самый?

-Да, Венди, тот самый!

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Тот самый кто?

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У меня же к вам сикстилион вопросов!

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Зачем вы вели дневник?

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Кто вас преследовал?

Зачем вы построили бункер?

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Ха! Мой друг, буду рад

всё это с тобой обсудить!

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Но есть дела поважнее!

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Это один из экспериментов!

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Шейпшифтер!

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Может принимать форму всего,

что хоть раз увидит!

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Смотрите, он сбежал

из крепчайшей стальной клетки!

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Я тут чуть с ума не сошел,

пытаясь поймать это отродье!

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Но теперь пришли вы!

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И вы поможете мне его отловить!

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Они там явно не торопятся!

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Мэйбл, в халате и с чемоданом

я выгляжу умнее?

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Мне почему-то кажется, что да.

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Просто обалдеть!

Смотри, какие огромные пробирки!

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Заморозить!

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Разморозить!

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Заморозить!

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Разморозить!

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А это еще что?!

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Эксперимент 210, шейпшифтер.

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Шейпшифтер?!

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А, слушай, Диппер говорил,

что у них там какой-то монстр.

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Я же думала, что он шутит!

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Но у Диппера нет чувства юмора!

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Диппер!

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Прошу вас, проходите!

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Извините за этот беспорядок!

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Обычно меня навещают только кроты!

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Нужно определить, в чём его слабость,

и сыграть на этом!

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Я собирал о нём информацию, но, к

сожалению, давным-давно потерял дневники.

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-Вы сказали «дневники»?

-Я нашел один ваш дневник!

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Благодаря ему мы здесь!

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Что?! Не может быть!

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Мой мальчик! Как же я тебе благодарен!

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О, да!

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После стольких долгих лет.

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Венди! Тут хоть глаз выколи!

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Как мы будем их искать?

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Предоставь это Мэйбл, Зус.

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Ого! Вот, круть!

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Погоди, Мэйбл, а электро-одежда

разве не огнеопасна?

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Нет!

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Она смехоопасна!

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Я буду освещать нам путь!

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Мы идем на помощь, чуваки!

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Да, да!

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Всё, что нужно, на месте!

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Венди, правда здорово, что мы

беседуем с автором дневников?

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Эй, Диппер! Смотри!

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БАРОН НЯМ-НЯМ

БОБЫ ВЫСОКОГО ПОЛЁТА

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Э, а знаете?

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Нам, наверное, уже пора уходить!

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Не могли бы вы отдать мне мой дневник?

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Вы никуда отсюда не уйдете!

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Как вам мой истинный облик?

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Давайте признайтесь, вам нравится.

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Монстр! Что ты сделал с автором дневника?

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Вы никогда его не найдете!

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Этот шестипалый ботаник

30 лет как свихнулся!

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Спасибо вам, что принесли мне его дневник.

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Я сидел в клетке, а он его писал!

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Здесь столько вариантов для смены имиджа!

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Нужно забрать у него дневник.

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Слушай, ты, вертлявый! Увернись от этого!

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Бежим! Бежим! Бежим!

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-Привет, друзья!

-Диппер! Венди!

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Мэйбл! Зус!

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Стой! Осторожно!

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Мы не можем быть уверены,

что они не шейпшифтеры!

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А может, так и есть?

Мэйбл, проверь, это я?

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Пук.

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-Давай еще раз.

-Пук.

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Второй раз даже лучше.

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Это однозначно они!

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О, господи, Венди, у тебя идет кровь!

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Ничего! Ерунда! Это просто кровь!

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Не теряй голову.

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-А что случилось?

-На нас с Дипом напал шейпшифтер.

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Он сбежал из клетки, притворился

автором и хочет забрать дневник.

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Что будет, если он прорвется в город?!

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Он же может стать, чем угодно!

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Мы уже никогда никому не сможем верить.

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И что же делать?

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Что делать? Он привел нас к себе

обманул и пытался уничтожить!

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За такое надо наказывать.

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Диппер, мальчик мой!

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Иди сюда!

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Я просто хочу поговорить!

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Выходи, щенок!

Слабак, имеющий одну форму!

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Ну, надо же, Диппер!

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В этой книге просто куча

всяких разных монстров!

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Вот ты где!

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У нас новенькая!

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Мне стать одним?

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Или же другим?

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А может, обоими?

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Ребята, он идет! Он идет! Быстрее!

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Давайте! Давайте! Давайте!

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Что-то заело, чувак!

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Нет! Отпусти!

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А ну, отстань от него!

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Венди!

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Венди!

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Венди?

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Нет, нет, нет!

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Ты меня слышишь?

Только не это! Только не это!

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О, нет! Это моя вина!

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Если бы я сказал всё там в шкафу,

ничего бы не было!

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Но я испугался и ты ранена, или даже…

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и я уже никогда не смогу сказать тебе,

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что я люблю тебя, Венди!

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Диппер?

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Венди?!

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Подожди, тогда кто…

Осторожно!

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Отдай мне дневник, рыжая!

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Ни за что!

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А ну, слезь с меня!

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Не трогай! Это дневник Диппера!

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-Бей её топором!

-Нет, не слушай её, Диппер!

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Это она – оборотень!

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Я не знаю, кто из вас кто!

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Дай мне знак!

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ГОТОВО

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Заталкиваем!

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Заморозить!

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-Буш!

-Бум!

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Нет! Нет! Выпустите меня отсюда!

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Давайте свалим, чуваки!

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Ты думаешь,

что ты очень умный, да, Диппер?

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Но не представляешь, с кем связался!

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Ты никогда не найдешь автора!

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А если продолжишь искать,

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твоя судьба незавидна!

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И вот это будет последнее твоё обличье!

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Кто-то сегодня не уснёт!

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Что-то моя жажда приключений поиссякла!

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Уже всё лицо болит от этого.

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Да! Но вы должны признать,

что мы с вами просто герои.

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А кто хочет геройски позавтракать, а?

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Хлопья с сиропом!

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Мэйбл, ты экстрасенс?

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Слушай, Венди, насчет моих слов.

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В пылу борьбы я, наверное,

сказал много глупостей и

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может, сделаем вид, что ничего не было?

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Ладно?

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Ты что? Всё в порядке!

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Я это всегда знала.

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Что?! Правда?!

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Ну, конечно!

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Думаешь, я не слышу,

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что ты там постоянно

бормочешь себе под нос?

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-Как, стыдно!

-Слышь, Диппер, знаешь что?

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Мне типа очень приятно!

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Но я для тебя старовата!

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Ты же это и сам понимаешь?

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А Мэйбл говорила,

от признания станет легче.

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Ну и как тебе сейчас?

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Не по себе! И страшно! И всё чешется.

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Чувак!

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Не переживай ты так!

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Хочешь, скажу честно?

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Если бы не ты, это лето

было бы жутко скучным!

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С тобой прикольно тусоваться,

как ни с кем другим!

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И если перестанешь

со мной дружить, тогда я просто

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брошусь головой в бездонную яму.

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То есть, теперь между нами

неловкости не будет?

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Сегодня я дралась сама с собой!

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Это было неловко!

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Диппер, ты победил монстра,

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и с неловкостью справишься.

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-Друзья?

-Да, чувак! Друзья!

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Кстати, Диппер!

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Завтра устроим ночь кино!

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На этот раз – у тебя, ладно?

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Ну, как всё прошло?

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Что ты слышала?

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Всё-всё! Весь разговор.

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Эй, меня здесь нет!

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Мэйбл, как такое возможно,

чтобы всё было и прекрасно,

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и ужасно в одно и то же время?

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Извини, что доставала тебя, Диппер!

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Если это тебя утешит, я уже ищу,

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в кого бы ты мог влюбиться вместо Венди.

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Спасибо, Мэйбл.

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Я расстроен, что мы не нашли

автора дневника!

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Хорошо, что хоть захватил

с собой чемоданчик!

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Ой! Что это за...

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Зус, это не чемоданчик. Это лэптоп!

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Да, но какой-то он слишком поломанный.

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Я починю эту штуку за пару дней!

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Нужно много клейкой ленты.

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Это же наша новая улика!

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СОБСТВЕННОСТЬ Ф!

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Мне кажется, или в Гравити Фолз

показывают самые тупые фильмы на свете?

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Вы смотрите подборку самых

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