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that Gideon stole the deed to the

Mystery Shack and kicked us out

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and we all had to move

in with Soos's grandma.

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That was no dream, dude.

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Shh! Por Favovor.

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Uh, sorry abuelita.

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Oh! Soos, your grandma is so adorable!

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And her skin is old lady soft.

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Mabel, quit bebeing creepy!

The news is finally on!

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In a move that has all

of Gravity Falls buzzing,

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child psychic Gideon Gleeful

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has taken surprise ownership

of the Mystery Shack,

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previously belonging to

area shyster Stanford Pines.

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That picture's taken out of context.

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Now that you have the shack,

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What exactly are you

planning to do with it?

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I have a big announcement to make today,

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And I'd like to cordially invite

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all the good people of

Gravity Falls to join me.

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Free admission to everyone

who wears their Gideon pins!

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It's my face!

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I just can't believe Gideon beat us!

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Normally I'm able to save the day.

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This is all my fault.

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Don't worry, Dipper.

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Looks like Mabel's gonna have

to be the hero of the family now!

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I'll defeat Gideon

with my grappling hook!

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Mabel, no offense, but that grappling

hook has literally never helped us once.

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Oh, yeah? Jelly grab!

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I vacuum the walls now.

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So you lost the shack.

Look on the bright side, dudes.

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Now you get to live here with me.

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Soos!

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Hey, anyone wanna play racecars?

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They're out of batteries

but we can make pretend.

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Would it be a new low if I ate that?

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I'm just kidding. I'm totally eating it.

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We've gotta get the shack back.

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Hello, Gravity Falls!

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Gideon is the psychic-est!

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He guessed the secret

ingredient to my coffee omelet!

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Somehow he knew about my

horrifying secret birthmark.

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I love that child psychic so much!

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You're choking me!

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Grandma, is that you?

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We're in.

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Just wanna say,

don't know what we're doing here,

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But I am loving these fake moustaches!

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If anyone asks, I'm not Soos.

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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Today I am delighted to announce my

new plans for the former.

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I give you Gideonland!

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-What?!!

-Dude!

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We're gonna turn this dirty old shack

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into three square miles

of Gideon-tertainment!

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And, introducing our new mascot,

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Li'l Gideon junior!

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Boom! He's a pig!

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Waddles! You monster!

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All right, that's it!

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Listen up, people! Gideon's a fraud!

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This kid broke in and stole my property!

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-Arrest him, officers!

-Yeah!

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Such accusations!

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Mr. Pines, I recall you

gave the property to me.

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Look, here's the deed right here!

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Well, that's all the proof I need to see.

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I love you, Li'l Gideon!

Sing them funny songs!

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Now get off my property, old man.

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I'll show you who's the old ma...

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Ow! Aah! My hearing aid! Aah!

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Thanks for visiting Gideonland, friends!

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Don't come back. I don't care for y'all.

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Don't worry, guys,

we'll get the shack back somehow.

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We better.

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Wendy!

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If I can't work at the shack,

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My dad's gonna force me to work upstate

at my cousin's logging camp.

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What? You're leaving town?

But we need you here!

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Yeah, especially Dipper,

because of his giant crush on...

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You.

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Calyptus trees!

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The kids loves eucalyptus trees.

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Saved it!

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Oh, man, guys, don't look now.

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Take me back, Wendy!

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My arms are too skinny to keep

holding this boom box forever!

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-I was never here.

-Have you been getting my texts?

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Do I need to send you more texts? Wendy!

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This is not good.

I cannot feed such a big family.

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Where will we stay, Dipper?

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Where will I put all my sweaters?

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And what's Stan gonna tell mom and dad?

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Ah, Mr. Pines will figure something out.

He always does!

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Don't worry.

Your son and daughter are fine.

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Where are we staying?

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Uh, I put 'em up at this

amazing 4-star hotel!

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What? Uh, sure, we got... plenty to eat.

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Uh, relax. If I thought I

couldn't take care of these kids,

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I'd send 'em back right away.

Uh-huh. You, too.

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Grunkle Stan, can we order pizza?

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Back to your corner!

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I've been meanin' to ask you, boy.

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Shouldn't you be celebratin' Gideonland

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instead of sticking your head

in that there book all day?

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Father, have I ever told you

the true nature of this book?

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It was written many years ago

by a brilliant unknown author

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who learned secrets too

powerful for one man.

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He hid his journals where he

thought no one would ever find 'em.

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Because he knew that if the

journals were ever brought together,

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They would unleash a gateway

to unimaginable power!

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Codes and maps have led me to believe

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The other book's buried

somewhere on this very property.

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And I intend to find it.

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So that's why you wanted

the Mystery Shack.

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That's right, father.

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It's time to begin the search...

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For the other journal!

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Go, red car!

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Go, other red car!

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This would be a lot

more fun with batteries.

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Kids, we gotta talk.

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Look, I've been thinking,

and I can't take care of you anymore.

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I don't have a house, or... or a job.

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The plan is you're going home.

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Your bus leaves tomorrow.

Here are your tickets.

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But, Grunkle Stan, you can't give up.

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Yeah, dude. Look at these faces!

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Be cuter, Mabel!

Your summer depends on it!

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Look, I lost, okay?

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The best thing is for you

to be with your parents.

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I'm sorry, kids. Gideon won.

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Summer's over.

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Mr. Pines! Come back! Reconsider!

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Mabel, that's enough!

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If Stan won't get our

home back from Gideon,

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Then we'll have to do it ourselves!

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Gideon may have the upper hand,

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But we have one thing he doesn't.

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-A grappling hook!

-The journal!

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Oh, the journal.

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Journal!

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All right. The bus to take

us out of Gravity Falls

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comes at sundown.

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If we wanna stay in town,

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we've gotta get past those guards,

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Make it through the fence,

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And get Gideon to hand over that deed.

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Leave that to Mabel! Wa-cha!

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Now will you admit the

grappling hook is useless?

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Nope!

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Okay, what can we use to defeat Gideon.

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Let's see. Barf fairy?

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-Yeah!

-Nope.

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Butternuts squash with

a human face and emotions?

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-Yeah!

-Nope...

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Whoaoa! What's this?

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I've stared at this page for hours.

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It seems like a blueprint

to build some kind

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of strange futuristic super weapon...

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Boring! To defeat those guards,

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we need some kind of army.

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Wait a minute. An army!

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Mabel, that's it! The gnomes!

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Uh...

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I think this is their hiding spot.

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I wonder what gnomes do out

here all alone in the forest.

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This... this is normal.

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This is normal for gnomes. Scrub, scrub.

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Well, well, well!

Look who came crawling back!

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Take five, Chris.

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You guys keep doin' what you're doin'.

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So, changed your mind about marrying

me, did you, Mabel?

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Ew! Hardly! We need your help.

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And seriously, ew!

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You want our help?

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After you left me at the altar? No dice!

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Well, what if we were able

to get you a new queen?

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One even more beautiful than me!

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Her name's Gideon and she

has lovely white hair.

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Whoa! Mature woman, huh?

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Hey, Shmebulock, get my cologne!

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Shmebulock!

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Is "Shmebulock" all you can say?

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Shmebulock.

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It's a deal!

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Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest,

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most expired apple cider you've got.

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Sure thing, Mr. Pines.

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Soos? What are you doing here?

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Since the Mystery Shack shut down,

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I've had to take a

bunch of part-time jobs.

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Grave digger, bus driver,

really awesome cook.

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Hey, is the kitchen supposed to

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have that much fire in it?

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You're a good man-child, Soos,

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But it's not looking good.

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This whole town loves

Gideon and hates me.

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If only they knew how evil he really was.

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Hey, I'm here for you, dude.

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The entire lower half

of your body is on fire.

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Shh. We're having a moment.

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Where are you, journal?

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Where are you?

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Boy, I hate to interrupt you,

but you have some guests.

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What?

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Give us the deed to the shack, Gideon!

Or else!

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Am I supposed to say, "Or else what?"

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Yes, you are supposed to say that! Now!

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You're surrounded by an

unstoppable gnome army.

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Now give us back our deed

and get off our property!

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And let the marriage ceremony begin!

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Very well.

I suppose this deed belongs to...

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Ha! What do you know?

Works on gnomes, too.

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Stop! We'll do anything!

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How can we serve you, your majesty?

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The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!

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I am not a girl!

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Really? But your skin is so soft.

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You moisturize or...

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Subdue them!

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I have to admit, kids,

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I am impressed by your creativity.

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-How did you ever?

-Let go!

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Oh, no!

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No! Could it be? Is it?

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Of course!

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It all makes sense!

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The one place I'd never think to look.

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You had it the whole time!

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And to think I actually

considered you a threat!

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No! Give it back!

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Every victory you had was

because of your precious book!

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-Give it back or I'll...

-Or you'll what, boy?

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You'll what? Huh? Huh?

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No muscles, no brains.

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Face it. You're nothing without this!

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Bye-bye forever, y'all.

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No!

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Next time, do your own dirty work!

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Come on, boys!

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Well, that's it.

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Guess the bus should be here soon.

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What? Dipper, don't give up!

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You always have a plan!

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No, the journal always has the plan!

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Think about it, Mabel. Gideon was right.

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The only courageous

or cool things I've ever done

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have been because of that journal.

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Without it,

I can't help you or Stan or anyone.

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There's gotta be something we can do.

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What can we do?

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Bus fifty-two departing Gravity Falls.

All aboard.

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Sorry, kids. It's for the best.

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Can't believe this is happening.

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I've got it! I've finally got it!

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Get out!

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It's finally mine!

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At last, I have journal number...

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Three?

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There are three of 'em?

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But where is journal number one?

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I must have all three for

the power to be unlocked!

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But where could I... Dipper!

He must know where it is!

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He gave me the third one and

kept the first for himself!

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I can't let him leave Gravity Falls!

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You there! Is it ready?

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Only one way to find out!

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I got a good feelin' about that kid!

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Well, Stan, this is it. Rock bottom.

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No friends, no family,

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Stuck watching infomercials

for whatever that is.

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Are you sick of piles of owls

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constantly blocking your driveway?

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Well, then you've gotta get owl trowel!

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How did you do it, kid?

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Why are you always one step ahead?

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Maybe he really is psychic after...

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Aah! My hearing aid!

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What keeps causing that?

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Wait a minute. That's it!

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I know Gideon's weakness!

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Would Mr. Pines like a...

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I go vacuum my face.

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Hey, Dipper.

Wanna play bus seat treasure hunt?

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I'm not in the mood.

00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:02,860

Oh, come on.

00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,440

We got Canadian coin,

00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,210

Gum that's shaped like

Ronald Reagan's head.

00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,220

Ooh! Miscellaneous fluid stain.

00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,880

-Giant robot!

-Yeah, giant robot. Wait. What?

00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:16,180

-Look!

-Halt! I command you to halt!

00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:21,560

Mr. Bus driver! There's a giant

Gideonbot coming towards us!

00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,400

Ho hey, dudes!

00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,580

-Soos!

-Soos!

00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:27,010

Don't worry, guys. I've been a part-time

bus driver for at least 40 minutes.

00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,240

One of these things is probably a clutch.

00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:30,960

Hang on, dudes!

00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:37,080

-Soos! Look out!

-Aah!

00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,900

He already won!

What does he want from us?

00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,740

I got you in my sights!

00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:51,970

Soos! Cliff!

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Okay, what's closest to

our present situation?

00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:15,130

"Raccoon in the engine" or "Angry

grandparent won't leave bus"?

00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:16,800

Probably... probably the second one.

00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,070

Tell me! Where is journal number one?

00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,900

Journal number one?

00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,260

Don't play games with me, boy!

00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,750

I don't know what you're talking about!

00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,670

You took the only journal I ever had!

00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,230

What do you even want with

these journals, anyway?

00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,190

Let go of her!

00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:49,230

Ha ha ha! You still think

you're some kind of hero?

00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,640

Once I find the final

journal, I'll rule this town!

00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,360

With you as my queen!

00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,050

Dipper, help me! Help!

00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:07,220

Face it, kid.

You're nothing without that journal.

00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,750

How you gonna fight back?

00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,060

No muscles, no brains.

00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,790

What are you gonna do? Huh?

What are you gonna do?

00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,450

Let go of my sister!

00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,170

Never! I finally won this time!

00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,190

Aah! Aah! Get off! Let go of me!

00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:42,650

Huh?

00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,510

Careful in there!

00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:01,910

Dudes! No!

00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:25,890

Grappling hook!

00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,830

Told you it would come in handy.

00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,470

Mabel, that was amazing!

00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:32,060

Not as amazing as you

defeating that robot!

00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:33,440

Hey, my journal!

00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,390

-Oh, there it is!

-Is this the thing that exploded?

00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,350

-What's going on?

-What is that?

00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,550

It's over here.

00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,350

Gideon!

00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,750

Oh, good heavens!

What on earth happened here?

00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:49,810

It was the Pines twins.

They tried to attack me

00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,020

and blew up my statue with dynamite!

00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,040

Arrest 'em!

00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:54,040

-What?

-What?

00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,720

Officers, he's lying!

00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,760

Sorry, kids, but we trust Gideon,

00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,280

And nothing short of a miracle

could ever change our...

00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,560

Wait! Wait! Stop everything!

I've got something to say!

00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:08,220

-Not this guy again.

-Just wait! Look!

00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,310

You guys all think Gideon

is so perfect and honest.

00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:14,040

"Oh, I could never tell a lie!

I'm Gideon!"

00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:15,170

He's more honest than you!

00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,180

Yeah! And he's psychic too!

00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:22,050

How's this for psychic?

Bam! Take a good look!

00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,840

Wait a minute! Is that me?

00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,490

The secret ingredient to

my coffee omelet is coffee!

00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,160

And me!

00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:33,240

I can verify that that

birthmark is indeed disgusting.

00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,700

Hooray!

00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,110

-That's me!

-That's me!

00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,280

That's right!

These pins are hidden cameras!

00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,890

And my hearing aid was

picking up the feedback!

00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,370

Who's the fraud now?

00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,590

Gideon, we gave you our trust.

00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,550

You lied to us!

00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,960

Please, I... it's not what it looks like.

00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,630

What are you gonna do with me?

00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:58,100

Tyler?

00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,310

Get him.

00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:03,470

Get him.

00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,930

Li'l Gideon, you are under arrest...

00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,820

For conspiracy, fraud,

and breaking our hearts.

00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,740

Durland, the tiny handcuffs.

00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:14,070

Wha... no!

00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,390

Just one more thing.

00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,830

Let go of me! Ow! Ow! Ow!

00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,470

I believe this belongs to me.

00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,840

No! No! Watch the hair!

00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,910

You can't do this to me! Y'all are sheep!

00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,690

You need me! I'll be back!

00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,250

You'll hear from my lawyers!

00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,010

There you have it.

00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,710

Local hero Stanford

Pines has just exposed

00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,340

Li'l Gideon as a fraud.

00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,380

Anything you have to say to the

town, Stanford?

00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,980

The Mystery Shack is back, baby!

00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,690

Oh, thank you, thank you!

00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,390

Hey, Grunkle Stan!

00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:07,720

Uh, you kiddos settling back in okay?

00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,510

Yep! All of my favorite moldy spots

00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,220

On the ceiling are still there!

00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,910

Even you, Daryl!

00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:16,980

Hey, Grunkle Stan,

me and Mabel have been talking,

00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,060

And I think there's something

we should finally tell you.

00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:21,200

This is a journal I found in the woods.

00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,630

It talks about all the crazy stuff

that goes on in Gravity Falls.

00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:27,180

Gideon nearly destroyed the

whole town trying to find it.

00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:29,300

I don't know what it means,

or who wrote it,

00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:30,760

But after all we've been through,

00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,080

Maybe you should finally know about it.

00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:35,040

I'm glad you showed me this, Dipper.

00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:39,100

Now I know where you've

been getting it all from!

00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,800

Spookums and monsters.

00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,070

This kooky book has been

00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,150

filling your head with

crazy conspiracies!

00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,270

But it's all real!

00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:48,830

You gotta quit readin' this

fantasy nonsense for your own good.

00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,740

Although some of these would

make great attractions!

00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,440

Can't come up with this stuff!

Mind if I borrow this?

00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,870

Wait! No! Grunkle Stan!

00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,600

"Magic book." Ridiculous!

00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,540

-Stan, I need it!

-Dipper, you don't need that book!

00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:01,880

Don't you see?

00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:04,180

On your own you defeated a giant robot

00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,780

with nothing but your bare hands!

00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:08,240

You're a hero whether you've

got that journal or not!

00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,530

Whoa. Thanks, Mabel.

00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,220

I still want it back though.

00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:13,480

I'm sure you'll get it back.

00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,850

What would a boring old man like

Stan want with that book anyway?

00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:19,100

Soos'ed!

00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:03,380

After all these years.

00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,850

Finally, I have them all.

00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,430

It's working!

00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:34,030

Here we go.

00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:18,430

что Гидеон украл документы

на «Хижину чудес», нас всех выгнал

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и нам пришлось переехать к бабушке Зуса.

00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,830

Нет, это был не сон.

00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:27,620

Чшш! Пор фавор.

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А, простите, бабулита.

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O! Зус, у тебя такая классная бабушка!

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Такая мягкая старческая кожа!

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Мэйбл, а ну, перестань! Новости передают!

00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,400

А теперь новость, потрясшая

весь Гравити Фолз!

00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:43,830

Ребенок-ясновидец Гидеон Глифол

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стал новым владельцем «Хижины чудес»,

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ранее принадлежавшей местному

жулику Стэнфорду Пайнсу.

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Это фото вырвано из контекста.

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Пожалуйста, расскажите

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о ваших планах относительно

«Хижины чудес»?

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Пользуясь случаем, хочу объявить:

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от всей души приглашаю

00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:01,480

добрых жителей Гравити Фолз на закрытие!

00:01:01,570 --> 00:01:04,160

Бесплатный вход всем, кто наденет значки!

00:01:04,270 --> 00:01:05,570

С моей мордашкой!

00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:07,980

Как могло получиться, что он нас победил!

00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,810

Ведь мы всегда с ним как-то справлялись!

00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,510

Это я во всем виноват!

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Не волнуйся, Диппер!

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Теперь героиней семьи

станет твоя сестра Мэйбл!

00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:18,590

Я победю Гидеона своим абордажным крюком!

00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:23,090

Мэйбл, без обид, но твой абордажный крюк

нам еще ни разу не помог.

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Ты уверен?! Взять варенье!

00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:29,360

Надо пропылесосить стену.

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Да, Гидеон победил! Но ведь есть и плюсы!

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Вы будете жить со мной:

00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,190

Зусом!

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Хотите поиграть в машинки?

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Батарейки сели, но можно и так!

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Чуть не проглотил жвачку!

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Шучу. Я ем жвачку!

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Мы должны вернуть «Хижину».

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ДИППЕР

00:02:07,578 --> 00:02:08,778

МЭЙБЛ

00:02:10,302 --> 00:02:11,502

СТЭН

00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,620

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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ТОРЖЕСТВЕННОЕ ЗАКРЫТИЕ

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Приветствую, Гравити Фолз!

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Он потрясающий экстрасенс!

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Назвал секретный ингредиент

в моем кофейном омлете!

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И ещё он узнал про мою ужасную

огромную родинку.

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Не представляете, как я люблю этого парня!

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Задушите!

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Вижу покойную бабушку!

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Пришли.

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Не знаю, что мы тут забыли,

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но мне очень нравятся эти наклеенные усы!

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Если кто спросит, помните, я не Зус.

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Леди и джентльмены!

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Сегодня, я с удовольствием хочу рассказать

вам о моих планах насчет «Хижины чудес»!

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Тут будет «Гидеонлэнд»!

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-Ничего себе!

-Что?

00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:09,630

Эту грязную вонючую конуру

00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:13,120

мы превратим в три квадратные

мили «Парка развлечений Гидеона»!

00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,340

И я представляю вам наш новый талисман!

00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,960

Малыш Гидеон-младший!

00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,510

Бум! Это поросенок!

00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:22,340

Пухля! Гидеон, ты гад!

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Ну всё, с меня хватит!

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Послушайте, люди! Гидеон – ворюга!

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Он влез в дом и украл документ

на собственность!

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-Шериф, арестуйте его!

-Да!

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Какая ужасная клевета!

00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,240

Мистер Пайнс, вы сами отдали

мне вашу «Хижину»!

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Вот же ваше свидетельство!

00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:43,050

По-моему, веское доказательство.

00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:46,240

Я обожаю тебя, Гидеон!

Спой нам свою песню.

00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,560

Руки!

00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,110

Убирайся с моей территории, старик.

00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:54,760

Я тебе покажу, кто тут стар...

00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,670

Ау! Мой слуховой аппарат!

00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,150

Спасибо, что пришли в «Гидеонлэнд»!

00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,080

Не возвращайтесь – вам здесь не рады.

00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,780

Не падайте духом, мы обязательно

вернем «Хижину».

00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:09,830

Неплохо бы!

00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:10,420

Венди!

00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,170

Если я лишусь работы,

00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:15,250

то отец отправит меня к брату

на лесозаготовки.

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Что?! И ты уедешь?! Но ты нужна нам!

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Да, а особенно, Дипперу,

потому что он очень любит...

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...тебя.

00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,450

Гладиолусы!

00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,330

Потому что гладиолусы!

00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:29,750

Выкрутился!

00:04:30,430 --> 00:04:32,460

Вот проклятье! Не смотрите.

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Прости меня, Венди!

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У меня уже руки устали

таскать эту бандурину!

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-Меня здесь не было.

-Ты получила смс-ки?

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Может, еще отправить? Венди!

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Это не хорошо!

Я не смогу прокормить столько ртов.

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Куда же нам идти, Диппер?

00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,760

И куда мне класть все мои свитеры?

00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,040

И что дядя Стэн скажет маме и папе?

00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:54,870

Мистер Пайнс что-нибудь придумает!

Он выкрутится!

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Не волнуйтесь, ваши дети в порядке!

00:04:58,920 --> 00:04:59,820

Где находимся?

00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:02,530

А, мы в отличном 4-звездочном отеле!

00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:07,660

Что? А, да, еды у нас просто куча!

00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,270

Расслабьтесь! Если бы не мог позаботиться,

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сразу бы отправил их к вам!

Ага! И вам тоже.

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Дядя Стэн, закажем пиццу?

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ГИДЕОНЛЭНД

СКОРО ОТКРЫТИЕ

00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,270

Марш в свой угол!

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Я всё хотел спросить, сынок.

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Может, вместо чтения старинных книг,

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отпразднуешь открытие «Гидеонлэнда»?

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Отец, я рассказывал тебе

о значении этой книги?

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Много лет назад её

написал неизвестный гений,

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знавший великие тайны устройства мира!

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Он разделил её на части и спрятал,

надеясь, что никто их не найдет,

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потому что стоит соединить их вместе,

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они откроют путь к невероятному

могуществу!

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Судя по картам второй дневник

спрятан где-то рядом с «Хижиной».

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И я должен его найти.

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Так вот почему ты так

хотел получить «Хижину».

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Умничка, папа!

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Пора начинать поиск

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второй части книги!

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Вперед, красная машинка!

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Вперед, другая красная машинка!

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С батарейками было бы интересней.

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Дети, нам нужно поговорить!

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Я тут много думал,

я не могу о вас заботиться!

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У меня нет ни дома, ни работы!

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Короче, вы едете домой!

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Автобус завтра. Вот ваши билеты.

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Но, дядя Стэн, нельзя сдаваться.

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Точно! Посмотрите на их лица!

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Улыбнись, Мэйбл! Спасай каникулы!

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Нет, всё! Я проиграл!

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Вам лучше всего вернуться к родителям!

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Мне жаль, дети! Гидеон победил!

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Лето кончилось.

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Мистер Пайнс! Вернитесь! Так нельзя!

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Мэйбл, мне надоело!

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Если Стэн не хочет бороться с Гидеоном,

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тогда мы сами будем бороться!

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Гидеон, может быть, пока и побеждает,

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но у нас есть преимущество!

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-Мой абордажный крюк!

-Мой дневник!

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А, да, конечно!

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Дневник!

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МЫ СТРОИМ ВОЛШЕБСТВО

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Итак! Наш автобус отправится

из Гравити Фолз на закате!

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Если хотим остаться,

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нужно пройти охрану,

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перелезть через ограду

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и забрать у Гидеона

документ на собственность.

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Позволь Мэйбл это сделать! Абордаж!

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Ну, теперь-то ты признаешь,

что твой крюк – это чушь?

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Неа!

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Ладно! Как мы можем победить Гидеона?

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Посмотрим! Рвотная фея?

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-Да!

-Нет!

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Злобное лицо состоящее

из арахисовой пасты?

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-Да!

-Нет.

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Ого! А это что такое?

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Я долго с этим возился!

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Это какой-то чертеж для создания

супер-пупер оружия будущего...

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Скучно! Чтобы победить этих охранников,

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нужна армия.

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Погоди-ка! Есть армия!

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Мэйбл, помнишь? Это гномы!

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По-моему, здесь их убежище.

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Интересно, чем гномы

занимаются одни в лесу.

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Это, это нормально!

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Нормально для гномов! Шкварк-шкварк!

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Так, так, так! Посмотрите, кто вернулся!

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Отдохни, Крис!

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А вы продолжайте бегать!

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Что?! Передумала насчет замужества, Мэйбл?

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Фу! Еще чего! Нужна твоя помощь!

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А замужество – фу!

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Моя помощь?!

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Это после того, что ты сделала?! О, нет!

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А мы найдем тебе новую королеву!

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И даже намного красивее меня!

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Её зовут Гидеон, она классная блондинка.

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Ого! Зрелая красотка?

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Эй, Шмебьюлок, неси одеколон!

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Шмебьюлок!

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Ты бы хоть что-нибудь новенькое сказал!

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Шмебьюлок.

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Договорились!

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Бармен, стакан самого крепкого

и просроченного яблочного сидра.

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Щас, Мистер Пайнс.

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Зус?! Ты что тут делаешь?

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«Хижина» закрылась,

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пришлось пробовать себя в новых ролях!

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Могильщиком, шофером, теперь,

вот, шеф-поваром!

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Интересно, в кухне должно так гореть?

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Ты хороший мужик, ну, то есть, мальчик,

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но это не твоё!

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Все любят Гидеона и плюют в меня!

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Если бы только они знали, какой он гад!

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Эй, главное, что я с вами.

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Да, только у тебя горят задница и ноги.

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Чшш! Не портите такой момент.

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Где же ты, дневничок?

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Всё равно, найду!

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Извини, сынок, что прерываю,

но к тебе гости.

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Что?

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Отдай нам свидетельство,

Гидеон! А не то...

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Теперь я должен спросить: «А не то – что?»

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Да, ты должен об этом спросить! Вперёд!

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Ты окружен непобедимой армией гномов!

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Отдавай свидетельство

и убирайся с нашей земли!

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И тут же начнем брачную церемонию!

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Ну, хорошо! Эти бумаги,

и правда, принадлежат...

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Ха! Кто бы подумал! Действует и на гномов!

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Хватит! Мы всё сделаем!

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Повелевайте, ваше величество!

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Самая красивая девочка на свете!

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Я вам не девочка!

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Правда? А кожа такая нежная!

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Ты её кремом мажешь или...

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Схватите их!

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Должен признать,

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я потрясен вашей фантазией!

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-Но как вы их нашли?

-Отпусти!

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О, нет!

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Что? Неужели! Это…

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Ха-ха! Это он!

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Теперь понятно!

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Я ведь даже не думал об этом!

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Дневник был у тебя!

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А я, глупец, считал тебя опасным!

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Нет! Немедленно отдай!

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Все ваши победы были только

из-за этой книжки!

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-Верни, или я...

-Ну, или что?

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Или что? А? А?

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Нет ни силы, ни ума!

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Признай. Без книжки ты ничто!

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Прощаемся навсегда!

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Нет!

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Больше к нам не обращайтесь!

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Мальчики, ко мне!

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Что ж, вот и всё!

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Скоро приедет наш автобус.

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Что?! Диппер, не сдавайся!

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Ведь у тебя всегда есть план!

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Нет, это в дневнике всегда был план!

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Сама подумай, Мэйбл. Гидеон прав!

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Все мои храбрые или крутые

поступки – только благодаря дневнику!

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А сам я ни тебе не помогу, ни Стэну

и вообще никому!

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Но ведь должен же быть какой-то выход.

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Какой уж тут выход?

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Начинаем посадку на автобус

52 из Гравити Фолз.

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Простите, ребята.

Так будет лучше.

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Неужели это всё по правде?!

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ВЫ ПОКИДАЕТЕ

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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Наконец-то! Ну, наконец-то!

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Пошли вон!

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Наконец-то, он мой!

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Наконец-то, у меня дневник номер...

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три?!

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Так их целых три?!

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Тогда где первая часть?!

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Чтобы стать всемогущим, нужны три части!

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Но где она? Диппер! Он знает, где дневник!

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Он отдал мне третий,

а себе оставил первый!

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Нельзя выпускать их из города!

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Эй, там! Уже готово?

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Сейчас мы это и выясним!

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Чувствую, парня ждёт великое будущее!

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Что ж, Стэн, вот и всё! Самое дно!

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Нет ни друзей, ни семьи,

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обречен смотреть эту идиотскую рекламу.

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Надоело, ежедневно

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расчищать заваленную совами дорожку,

купите «Совиный совок».

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Как ты это делаешь?

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Почему всегда на шаг впереди?

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Может, ты, правда, настоящий экстра...

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Aй! Слуховой аппарат!

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Откуда пошла завязка?

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Погодите-ка! Я понял!

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Я знаю его слабость!

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Прошу, Мистер Пайнс, чашечку...

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Надо пропылесосить лицо.

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ДО ГРАНИЦЫ ГОРОДА 10 МИЛЬ

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Эй, Диппер! Поищем сокровища

под сиденьями?

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Не хочется.

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Да, ладно!

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Смотри, канадская монетка,

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жвачка, похожая на президента!

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У! Пятно неизвестного происхождения.

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-Гигантский робот!

-Ну, может быть и робот. Стой! Что?!

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-Смотри!

-Стойте! Приказываю остановиться!

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Мистер водитель! За нами гонится

гигантский робот-Гидеон.

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Привет, друзья!

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-Зус!

-Зус!

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Не волнуйтесь! Я уже 40

минут вожу рейсовые автобусы!

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Где-то здесь сцепление!

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Держитесь!

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Зус! Осторожно!

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Он же победил. Что ему ещё нужно?

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Вы у меня на мушке!

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Зус! Обрыв!

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Итак, на что похожа эта ситуация?

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«Енот в движке» или

«Сердитый дед в салоне»?

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Второе, наверное, ближе.

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ТУПИК

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Говори, где дневник номер один?

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-Дневник номер один?

-Дневник номер один?

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Не надо шутить со мной, слабак!

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Не понимаю, о чем ты говоришь!

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У меня был только тот, что ты взял!

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Не понимаю, зачем вообще они тебе нужны?

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Отпусти её!

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Всё ещё думаешь, что ты герой?

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Когда я найду дневник,

весь город будет моим!

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И ты будешь моей!

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Диппер, помоги мне! На помощь!

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Признай! Без этой книжки ты ничто!

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И что ты сделаешь?

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Нет ни силы, ни ума!

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И что ты сделаешь? Что ты сделаешь?

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Отпусти мою сестру!

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Ни за что! Я, наконец, победил!

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Слезь с меня! Пусти!

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Диппер, осторожно!

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Чуваки! Нет!

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Мой абордажный крюк!

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Я же говорила, пригодится.

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Мэйбл, ты просто чудо!

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Что ты, чудо – это то,

как ты победил робота!

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Смотри, мой дневник!

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-Это здесь!

-Что взорвалось?

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-Что случилось?

-Что это?

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Оно там лежит.

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Гидеон!

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О, слава богу! Но что здесь случилось?

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Это близнецы Пайнс!

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Они напали на меня и хотели

взорвать мою статую!

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Арестуйте их!

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-Что?

-Что?

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Не верьте ему, он врет!

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Увы, мы верим Гидеону,

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и только чудо может

заставить нас изменить...

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Стоп! Ничего не говорите!

Я сам кое-что скажу!

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-Опять этот жулик.

-Постойте! Вот!

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Вы все думаете,

что Гидеон такой положительный!

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«Ой, как я могу солгать, я же Гидеон!»

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Ну, уж честнее некоторых!

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Да! А еще он экстрасенс!

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Экстрасенс, говорите?!

Бам! А теперь смотрите!

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Минуточку! Это я?

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Секретный ингредиент

кофейного омлета – это кофе!

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И я!

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Мой диагноз: эта родинка

огромная и ужасная.

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Ура!

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-Это же я!

-Это я!

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-Это я!

-А это я!

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Именно! Это – скрытые камеры!

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Сигнал с них ловит мой слуховой аппарат!

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И кто теперь мошенник?

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Гидеон, но мы же тебе так верили.

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Обманул всех нас!

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Прошу, я... Всё совсем не так!

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Что вы со мной сделаете?

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Тайлер?

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Бей его!

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Бей его.

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Ты арестован! За мошенничество

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и за то, что разбил наши сердца!

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Дурланд, мини-наручники.

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Что? Нет!

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Да, еще кое-что!

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Отпустите! Ай! Ой! Ай!

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По-моему, эта бумажка моя.

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«Хижина» принадлежит

Стэнфорду Пайнсу

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Нет! Нет! Не тронь прическу!

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Вы пожалеете! Недоумки!

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Я вам нужен! Я вернусь!

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Я вас всех засужу!

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Новый поворот!

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Местный герой Стэнфорд Пайнс разоблачил

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мошенника малыша Гидеона!

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Скажете пару слов горожанам, Стэнфорд?

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«Хижина чудес» снова открывается!

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О, спасибо, спасибо!

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МАЛЫШ ГИДЕОН ЗА РЕШЕТКОЙ

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Привет, дядя Стэн!

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Ну, как у вас тут, всё нормально?

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Да! Мои любимые пятна на потолке

остались на месте!

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И даже это нечто!

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Знаешь, дядя Стэн,

мы тут с Мэйбл поговорили,

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и решили кое-что тебе рассказать!

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Я нашел в лесу вот эту книгу!

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В ней говорится обо всех чудесах,

что творятся в Гравити Фолз!

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Гидеон из-за неё чуть

весь город не разгромил!

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Не знаю, что в ней, и кто её написал,

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но после всех испытаний,

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ты заслуживаешь того, чтобы о ней знать.

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Спасибо, что поделился, Диппер!

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Понятно, откуда вся эта чушь!

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Чудовища и страшилки!

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Вся эта ерунда у тебя

в голове из-за этой книжонки.

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Но это правда!

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Кончай ты уже читать всякую

ерунду, повзрослей!

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Хотя некоторые идеи неплохие!

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Надо же выдумать такое! Одолжи ненадолго!

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Стой! Нет! Дядя Стэн!

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Волшебная книга. Ерунда!

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-Дядя, она мне нужна!

-Да не нужна тебе эта книга!

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Ты так и не понял?

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Ты один победил гигантского робота

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практически голыми руками!

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Ты герой – с этой книжкой или без неё!

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Оу! Спасибо, Мэйбл!

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Но я бы хотел её вернуть.

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Вернешь, обязательно!

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Но зачем такому зануде, как дядя Стэн,

такая книжка?

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Зус!

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После стольких лет!

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Наконец-то я нашел все три!

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Заработало!

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Ну, вот и всё.

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