Земля до начала свиней

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Easy, easy...

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You're almost there.

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Dang it! I almost got the treasure!

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The time we spend together

is treasure enough.

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Hey! You feel that?

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Reckon we should report that.

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Or go for a ride in our new convertible!

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

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Continuing our mystery tour,

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You'll see the world famous outhouse

of mystery.

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I got stuck in there once!

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Could I go to the bathroom?

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Save all questions until after the tour.

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And up ahead if you look really closely...

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Everybody get your cameras,

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You're gonna want to see this...

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Finally, Waddles,

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We have the whole house to ourselves!

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What do you think, dance party?

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I'm not hearing a no!

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Uh-oh, cuddle time. Ha ha ha!

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Waddles, can I tell you a secret?

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You're my favorite pig

in the whole world.

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Mabel! What are you doing on the floor?

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Being cute and great.

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And I thought your brother was weird.

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No, he's more like, "Oh!

Let's solve a mystery!

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I kiss a pillow with

Wendy's face drawn on it."

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Ha ha! That's pretty good!

Kissin' a pillow.

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Go! Go! Chew that pant leg!

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All right, outside. Now!

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No! Grunkle Stan!

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It's not safe for waddles outside.

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There's predators! And barbecuers!

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That's just the natural order.

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It's not my fault your

pig's potentially delicious.

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He should be inside like a person.

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People don't roll around

in their own filth.

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Except for Soos.

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And we're the lesser for it!

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Maybe we're the ones who

should be put outside.

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Huh? Huh? Think about it!

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Today's the day, Soos.

Thanks for coming along on this mission.

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Dude, it's an honor.

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Today I'm sweating from

heat and excitement.

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There's something hiding in these woods.

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Something big enough to

rip the roof off a car.

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If we get a photo of this

thing, we'll be heroes!

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Yeah, we'll get all the babes.

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You'll be fending off

smooches with a stick!

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Ha ha! Shut up, man.

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With a stick, dude.

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Here. Give me a boost.

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Oof! Got it.

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Uhh. Is sap supposed to be this sticky?

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If everything goes according to plan,

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The creature will grab that steak,

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Cross through the string,

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And set off cameras a, b, and c.

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And nothing can go wrong.

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High five.

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This was poorly planned.

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-Hey, you!

-Me?

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-Sick of constantly dropping your baby?

-Yes!

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Hi! I'm Bobby Renzobbi,

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And what you need is the

huggy wuvvy tummy bundle!

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I can hold ten babies at once!

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I know what you're thinkin'...

"Does it work for pigs?"

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Yeah, it does work for pigs, stupid!

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Feel your pig's heartbeat next to yours!

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It works for p-I-I-I-I-gs!

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Grunkle Stan!

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I'm off to get a huggy

wuvvy tummy bundle!

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Yeesh! Isn't knitting matching

sweaters for that pig enough?

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Nope. Anyway, I need you to look after

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This little gentleman while I'm gone.

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Not now, kid.

I got some tourists comin' through.

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Grunkle Stan,

I know you're not crazy about Waddles.

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He's a fat, naked jerk!

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But you do care about me.

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Promise me you won't let him outside?

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Fine! Yeah, yeah, I promise.

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Thanks, Grunkle Stan!

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I'm watching you, pig.

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We did it! It tripped the wire!

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Somewhere in these cameras

is a photo of that creature!

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I'll go develop the film.

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I'll go make us victory nachos.

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Dipper and Soos for life!

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And here, ladies and gentlemen,

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Is our final exhibit,

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The most hideous creatures known to man!

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Oh, it's us!

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Right, right. We...

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We have fun here.

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But seriously, folks,

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This is something.

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I present to you

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A unicorn made out of corn:

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The cornicorn!

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I-I don't know. I'm tired.

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What the...?!

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What a rip-off!

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Kids, we're leaving.

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No! Noooo!

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Grrr. You!

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Come on, come on...

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That's a wing!

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If camera b got the wing,

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Then the one that should

have got the rest is...

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Camera c!

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The creature!

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Who wants victory nachos?

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No!

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Dude, don't worry.

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I only ate like a third of 'em.

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Half of 'em.

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I ate all of 'em, dude.

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Just ten minutes without

this pig in the house,

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Is that so much to ask?

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There. If Mabel asks...

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This never happened.

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"Oh, but Grunkle Stan!

It's not safe out there!

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There's predators!" Oh, brother.

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I can't believe you, man!

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Sorry, dude. I was just so excited!

Nachos cause excitement.

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Soos, no offense,

but you gotta be more careful sometimes.

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I'm mean, what are the odds

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we'll ever get

another picture of the...

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Dude, did you see that?

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That thing was a dinosaur, bro!

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How is it possible a dinosaur

survived 65 million years?

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Did you see it, Mr. Pines?

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-Mr. Pines?

-It...

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-It took him.

-Took what?

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The pig. It took Waddles.

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What'd you say about Waddles?

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Oh, whoa. Awkward silence.

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What's going on? Why are you

standing around and where's Waddles?

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The good news is, you're gettin' a puppy!

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-What happened?

-Well, see,

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Uh, when the...

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The pig got eaten by a p-terodactyl, bro.

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What?!

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Waddles? Waddles!

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Where did he go?! How did this happen?!

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Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside?

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What?! No! I didn't put him anywhere!

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I'm not acting suspicious!

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You're acting suspicious!

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-What's a pig?!

-Then what happened?

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Uh, look, it went down like this, see?

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So there I was, in the living room...

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Tenderly nursing him with

only the richest of creams,

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When all of a sudden...

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So I said...

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Aaah! No dice, cowboy!

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I start punching him right in the face!

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But he played dirty.

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That really happened.

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Why?! Why couldn't you have taken me?!!!

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Oh, Grunkle Stan, you tried to save him!

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Uh, yep. I'm a... great man, all right.

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You punched a pterodactyl in the face?

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I thought you didn't even

believe in the supernatural.

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Dinosaurs aren't magic.

They're just big lizards.

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Get off my back!

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Oh, Waddles.

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That's it.

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No pterodactyl messes with my sister.

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We're gonna go out there,

catch him, and save your pig.

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For Mabel, guys!

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For Mabel!

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But how do we even find the little guy?

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We follow that!

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Oh, sweet! Yes! Genius!

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Or, ya know, we could just call it a day,

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Maybe hit the pool hall or, uh...

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Yeah! Let's go...

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Save waggles!

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-Waddles.

-Him too.

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All right!

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That p-terodactyl won't

know what hit him.

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Huh. It's "Pterodactyl," Man.

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Actually,

nobody knows how to pronounce it

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Because no one was alive

back in dinosaur days,

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So, uh...

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Whoa! Almost ran over my own head there.

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Mabel, we've gotta talk.

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This is a really high-stakes mission

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And I'm a little worried about

Soos coming along on this one.

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I love the guy, but sometimes he...

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Messes stuff up.

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What?! Since when?

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Sorry, dude.

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Sorry, dude.

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Look! A fairy!

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Ha ha!

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Oh, sorry, dude, I killed that fairy.

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Let him down easy.

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This is so great! You and me, bro!

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Best friends,

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Fighting and potentially

high-fiving dinosaurs.

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Soos, look, I, uh...

I gotta tell you something.

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Okay, but before you do,

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check out these matching

shirts I made for us.

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Who's this guy right here?

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You. Totally you, dude.

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And these rays indicate friendship.

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So what was it you were

gonna tell me again?

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Uh... p-terodactyl, here we come!

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Yes!

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Bros before dinos!

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Okay, the red yarn leads to...

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Old Man McGucket?!

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Howdy, friends!

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What are you doing out here?

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You'll never believe me.

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So I was doing my hourly hootenanny...

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Ohh! This guy.

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When this enormous wingly critter

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Stole my musical spoons

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And flew lickety-split into

the abandoned mines down yonder.

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Looks kinda hairy down there.

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Come on, Grunkle Stan, you can handle it.

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You punched a pterodactyl in the

face, remember?

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Oh, yeah. Ha ha.

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I did do that, didn't I?

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My! What suspicious laughter!

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Guys, we're going in.

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Need someone to tag along

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and tell weird personal stories?

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No, thanks.

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So there I am

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Fightin' a raccoon for

the same piece of meat,

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When our mouths get close

and we kiss accidentally.

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Uhh. You can't take a hint, can you?

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Nope!

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-Sweet moses!

-Razzle dazzle!

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Fancy marmalade!

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These plants look all jurassic-y.

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Huh. This little fella

smells like battery acid.

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Looks like I lost my sense of smell.

Ha ha ha!

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Oh, Waddles,

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We're gonna find you!

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They're all trapped inside tree sap!

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That's how they survived

for 65 million years.

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The summer heat must

be melting them loose!

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Holy moly! Forget the cornicorn...

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This is the attraction of a lifetime!

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I could bring people down here

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And turn this into some

sort of theme park.

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"Jurassic sap hole."

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Uh, dudes...

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Maybe we should keep moving.

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This could be a gold mine!

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Velvety rope type deal there,

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Ticket booth here... ha!

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I shoulda put that pig outside ages ago!

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-Wait. What did you just say?

-Hmm? What's that?

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You said the dinosaur

flew into the house.

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No, wait. Uh...

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-If you think about it...

-You put Waddles outside.

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Then you lied to me about it!

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And now, thanks to you,

my pig could be dead!

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Waddles could be dead!

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Look, he's an animal. He belongs outside.

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No! That's it!

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Grunkle Stan, I am never,

ever speaking to you again!

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Look, you can't be serious.

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Oh, is someone talking right now?

Because I can't hear them!

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Kid!

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I can't hear anyone!

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No one's talking to me!

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Guys, guys, don't fight.

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Why can't you be more like me and Dipper?

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Look, everything's gonna be cool.

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All we gotta do to find the

pig is follow this here yarn.

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We just keep following and following,

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And when we reach the end...

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Wh-which cave was it again?

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Ohh, Soos! You lost the trail!

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Hey, come on, we'll find our way.

Trust me!

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Sorry, dude.

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That is it! See, this is why I

didn't want to bring you along!

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What... what do you mean?

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I mean, this is really

important to Mabel,

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And you keep screwing everything up!

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You ruined our photograph,

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And now you've got us hopelessly lost!

00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:36,090

But we're p-terodactyl bros.

I made t-shirts.

00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,870

It's pronounced "Pterodactyl."

00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,960

And these shirts are useless!

They're gigantic!

00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:43,030

I...have...A different. Body type, dude!

00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,470

-Oh, so it's my fault?

-I just thought, ya know...

00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:51,260

Hey! Cheer up, fellers!

00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,740

I fixed your lantern!

00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,080

Heh heh! What... what are we doin'?

00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:11,320

Nobody make any sudden

movements or loud noises.

00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,330

Yeehah! We found a pterodactyl!

00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,090

Guys. We need a plan to get out of here.

00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,100

Okay, okay. How's about Mabel

knits Soos a pig costume...

00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,120

I like it.

00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:34,110

And we use Soos as a human sacrifice!

00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,370

-I like it.

-Whaddya say, mabel?

00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:37,850

Aw, come on,

00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:39,600

You can't stop talkin' to me forever.

00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,530

Yeah, Mabel,

we have to work together here.

00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,910

What? You want to work with Mabel

00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,119

But not your buddy Soos?

00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,120

Soos...

00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,640

Wait! Did you hear that?

00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,630

Waddles!

00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,480

-Wait, kid!

-Mabel!

00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,700

Are you nuts?!

00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,830

Oh, is someone speaking?

00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,980

Because I can't hear anything!

00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,980

Oh, no! She's gone deaf with fear!

00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,450

Mabel, come back here!

00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,180

Waddles!

00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,860

Oh! My Waddles!

00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,120

I'll never lose you again!

00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,850

Uh... Mabel?

00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,150

Sh-sh-sh. You're safe now.

00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:24,930

Mabel, great, you got him.

00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,220

Now we gotta get out of here!

00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,290

Waddles, wait!

00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,990

Get off me, you dumb pig!

00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,760

Look out!

00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,250

-Oh, no!

-Stan!

00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,490

Mr. Pines!

00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,520

Yeah, you would enjoy this.

00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,630

Guys, we've gotta save them!

00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,290

McGucket, do you have an invention

00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,670

that can distract the pterodactyl?

00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:03,870

Do I?!

00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,560

Nope.

00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,000

Well, welcome to the

world, little feller.

00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,040

The dumb thing must be hungry.

00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,540

I guess it's you or me, pig.

00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:33,530

What are you lookin' at?

00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,940

Aw, come on, don't give me that look.

00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,880

What am I supposed to do, let it eat me?

00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,150

Oh I get it! You're trying to guilt me.

00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,450

Well, it ain't workin', pal.

00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,640

Who cares if you're mabel's

favorite thing in the world?

00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,880

I can live without the kid

talkin' to me all the time,

00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,360

Tellin' me her jokes...

makin' me laugh...

00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,160

Ah, dang it!

00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,660

Well, this is just about the

dumbest thing I've ever done.

00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:06,380

You want this pig?

00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,880

Then you're gonna have to get through

me, you flying devil!

00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,370

Come and get me!!!

00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,760

Aw, dude. Did he really just

00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,950

eat that prospector guy?

That is messed up!

00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:24,810

I'm okay!

00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,730

What do we do? What do we do?

00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,110

-We have to get in a straight line.

-What?!

00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,000

A pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart

00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,880

That if you stand right in front of

it, it can't see you.

00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,200

Soos, you've been wrong

about stuff all day.

00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,310

-How can we...

-Dude, look.

00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,710

I know I've messed up a lot.

00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,080

I could be sorta clumsy,

00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:43,020

And it's not always as

loveable as I think.

00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:45,930

But please, as my friend,

just trust me on this one.

00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:54,080

Get behind me, dudes.

00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,010

It's working.

00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,260

Soos, you did it!

00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,060

Was that...

00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,910

Stan?

00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,030

Waddles!

00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,880

He's punching him in the face!

00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,610

From heck's heart I stab at thee!

00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:51,030

Oh, yes! Ha ha! You're all right, Stan?

00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,730

Oh, Mr. Pines, you're okay!

00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,610

Here's your pig, kiddo.

00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,520

Oooh! Waddles!

00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:02,260

Oh... you saved him for me!

00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,740

Yeah, well, sometimes you just gotta...

00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:05,890

Look out!

00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:20,940

We're trapped!

00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,640

Quick! The geyser can shoot us back up!

00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,430

Come on, go! Go!

00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:36,430

Bros before dinos!

00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,600

I can't believe you did

all that for Waddles!

00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:05,380

Ah, well, I can't have my

favorite niece not talking to me,

00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:08,380

And if I gotta leap onto a

pterodactyl and punch him in the face,

00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,640

Then that's what I gotta do.

00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,050

That's kinda sappy.

00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,560

What?! That's how I feel!

00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,480

No, I mean...

00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:14,320

Oh, yeah.

00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,280

Gotcha!

00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,160

Check it out,

that thing destroyed my vest.

00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,470

Soos, look!

00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:28,610

A real dinosaur tooth? That's awesome!

00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,400

Not as awesome as you

saving us back there.

00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:32,970

Pterodactyl bros?

00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:34,950

Pterodactyl bros.

00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,270

Hey, I pronounced it right that time.

00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,710

Think we need to worry about

the rest of those dinosaurs?

00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,860

I doubt it.

00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,070

I ate my way through a dinosaur!

00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,940

Hi, I'm Bobby Renzobbi!

00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,400

Are your arms jealous of your legs?

00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,680

Then you need arm pants...

00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,440

The pants that you wear on your arms!

00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,979

Sheesh. Who actually buys

00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,349

this infomercial stuff?

00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,520

Ha. I know, right?

00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:07,360

Cancel the order. Cancel the order!

00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,080

Snorting. That's his tell.

00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:10,790

I fold.

00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:11,860

Tough luck, sucker.

00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,019

Waddles was bluffing.

00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:13,550

What?!

00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:14,930

I had four aces!

00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:16,240

That pig is a wizard!

00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,880

Look at him. He's taunting me.

00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,570

I've been cheating the last eight turns.

00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:22,760

Ha ha! That's my girl.

00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:09,900

Аккуратно, аккуратно...

00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,620

Почти добрался!

00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:15,470

Проклятье! Я почти взял сокровище!

00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:19,070

Настоящее сокровище – это время

проведенное вместе!

00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:20,980

Ой, ты чувствуешь?

00:00:26,290 --> 00:00:27,790

Об этом нужно доложить, босс!

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Или можно просто прокатиться

в новом кабриолете.

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-Йихи!

-Да!

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ДИППЕР

00:00:58,628 --> 00:00:59,828

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:01,152 --> 00:01:02,352

СТЭН

00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,570

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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Дамы и господа,

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в продолжение нашего мистического тура,

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вы увидите знаменитый флигель чудес!

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Однажды я в нем застрял!

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Сэр, а можно мне в туалет?

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Все вопросы в конце экскурсии!

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А дальше, если присмотреться,

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кстати, приготовьте фотоаппараты,

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вы наверняка захотите это увидеть...

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Наконец-то, Пухля!

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Дом в нашем распоряжении!

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Чем займёмся? Устроим танцы?

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Рада, что и ты этого хочешь!

00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:45,360

ЗАКРЫТО

00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,120

ТАНЦЫ СО СВИНЬЯМИ

00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:12,300

Да! Да! Да!

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Ой. Давай обниматься!

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Пухля, хочешь скажу тебе секрет?

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Ты моя самая любимая свинка в мире!

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Мэйбл, чего расселась на полу?

00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,930

Чтобы играть с Пухлей.

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А я думал, твой брат странный.

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Нет, Диппер другой!

Разгадаем загадку!

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Я целую подушку с нарисованным

лицом Венди.

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Ха-ха, да, неплохо! «Целую подушку»!

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Вперёд! Вперёд! Жуй штанину!

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Так, всё, на улицу! Живо!

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Нет! Ты что, дядя?!

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Там Пухлю подстерегают опасности!

00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,860

Там бродят хищники и любители свинины.

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И это естественно!

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Я не виноват, что свиньи такие вкусные!

00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:04,720

Его место в доме, он – член семьи!

00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,960

Члены семьи не катаются в грязи!

00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:08,400

Ну, кроме Зуса.

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Просто, он ближе к природе!

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И, может быть, нам надо брать

с него пример?!

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А? Подумай об этом!

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Сегодня важный день, Зус! Спасибо,

что ты со мной в этой миссии.

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Чувак, это честь!

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Я аж потею от жары и любопытства! Фу!

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В лесу что-то прячется!

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Оно снесло крышу у машины.

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Если мы снимем его – станем героями!

00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,400

Девчонки влюбятся!

00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,300

Будем их от себя палками отгонять!

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Да ладно тебе!

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Будем палками отгонять!

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Так, ну-ка, помоги.

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Готово!

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А смола всегда такая липкая?

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Если всё пойдет по плану,

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монстр заглотит палку,

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заденет веревку

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и включит фотоаппараты A, Б и В.

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Так всё и будет!

00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:53,720

Дай пять!

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А вот это не по плану.

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-Эй, ты!

-Я?

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-Надоело всё время ронять ребенка?

-Да!

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Привет, я Бобби Рензобби!

00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:12,590

А вам нужен Супер-мягкий Супер-слинг.

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Помещается десять младенцев.

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Знаю, вы подумали:

«Это не годится для свиней!»

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А вот и нет – годится!

00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,660

Чувствуй биение сердца хрюшки!

00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:22,450

Годится для свиней!

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Дядя Стэн!

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Я иду покупать Пухле Супер-мягкий

Супер-слинг!

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Ишь! А вязанных свитеров ему уже мало?

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Мало! В общем, присмотри, пока,

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за этим маленьким прекрасным созданием.

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Не сейчас. Я жду большую партию туристов.

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Дядя Стэн, я знаю, ты Пухлю

не очень любишь.

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Он мелкий, жирный дармоед.

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Но зато ты любишь меня!

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Пообещай, что не выгонишь его из дома!

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Хорошо! Ладно, ладно! Даю слово.

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Спасибо, Дядя Стэн!

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Я за тобой слежу, свинья!

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Получилось! Оно попалось!

00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,690

В этом фотике остался снимок чудовища!

00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:04,760

Я пошел проявлять пленку!

00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,360

А я приготовлю нам начос!

00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,790

Диппер и Зус – команда!

00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:08,670

Бдыщь!

00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:12,450

А вот здесь у нас последний экспонат!

00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,560

Самое ужасное создание в мире!

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Это же мы!

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Верно, верно! У нас...

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у нас тут весело!

00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:22,800

А теперь серьезно!

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Это будет нечто!

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Я вам покажу

00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,350

единорога из кукурузы!

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Это единокуруз!

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Ну ладно, короче смотрите.

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Что за…

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Это жульничество!

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Дети, уходим отсюда!

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Нет! Стойте!

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Ах, ты…

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Ну, давай, давай же!

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Хм! Да это же крыло!

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Если аппарат Б снял крыло,

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тогда всё остальное сфотографировал...

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аппарат В!

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Чудовище!

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Кто хочет победных начос?

00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:04,640

Нет!

00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:05,760

Ну, что ты?!

00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,050

Я съел только одну треть!

00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,440

Ну, половину.

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Я съел всё, чувак!

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Десять минут без свиньи в доме!

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Я что, так много прошу?

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Так, если спросят,

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этого не было!

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«O, Дядя Стэн, но там же опасно!

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Там хищники!» Какая глупость!

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Смотри, что ты наделал!

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Ну, прости. Просто я обрадовался!

Начос вызывают экстаз!

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Зус, не обижайся,

но тебе нужно быть аккуратнее!

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У нас больше нет шанса

сфотографировать это чудови...

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Чувак, ты это видел?

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Это настоящий динозавр!

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Но ведь все динозавры вымерли 65

миллионов лет назад.

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Вы видели, мистер Пайнс?

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-Мистер Пайнс?

-Оно...

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-её забрало.

-Кого забрало?

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Свинью! Оно сперло Пухлю.

00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,540

Что ты сказал про Пухлю?

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Хо-хо, ого, неловкая пауза.

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Что случилось? Чего это вы все

такие странные? И где мой Пухля?

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Ну, это. В общем,

я решил купить тебе щенка!

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-Что случилось?

-Ну, понимаешь,

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в общем, я...

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Пухлю съел ПтероБактиль, подруга.

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Что?!

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Пухля? Пухля!

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Куда он побежал? Как это могло случиться?

00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:37,180

Дядя, ты же не оставлял его на улице?

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Что?! Нет! Даже не думал!

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И я не подозрительный!

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Ты – подозрительная!

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-Кто такой Пухля?

-Так что же случилось?

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Короче, вот как всё было!

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Мы с Пухлей сидели в гостиной.

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И я поил его самыми жирными

и вкусными сливками!

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Тут внезапно.

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И я сказал...

00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:05,040

«Ну, нет, чудовище!»

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И стал бить его прямо по морде.

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Но он играл нечестно!

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Вот как всё было!

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Почему! Почему ты забрал не меня?!

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Ах, дядя Стэн! Ты пытался его спасти!

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Ну да! Я же, порядочный человек!

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То есть ты бил птеродактиля по морде?!

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Я думал, ты не веришь

в сверхъестественное.

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Динозавры – просто большие ящерицы!

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Не цепляйся!

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O, Пухля.

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Ну, всё!

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Никто не смеет обижать мою сестру!

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Мы пойдем за ним,

найдем его и в итоге спасем!

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Сделаем это ради Мэйбл!

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Ради Мэйбл!

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Но, как мы будем искать свинью?

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Ах. Вот по этой нитке.

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-Ха, круто!

-Да! Гениально!

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Или мы просто можем успокоиться,

00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:01,940

поиграть в бильярд или еще...

00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,190

Да, мы пойдём

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и найдём Пыхлю!

00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,530

-Пухлю!

-И его тоже.

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Вот так!

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ПтероБактиль опомниться не успеет.

00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:15,290

Ха! Только он ПтероДактиль, Зус.

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Вообще-то, неизвестно, как правильно,

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потому что в те времена

никого еще не было!

00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,520

Ой!

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Чуть не переехал себе голову. Ха-ха!

00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:23,970

Вот это да!

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Мэйбл, нужно поговорить!

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Предстоит тяжелое испытание,

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и я волнуюсь из-за того,

что Зус едет с нами!

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Он хороший, но иногда он

00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:33,450

немного всё портит.

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Что?! С каких это пор?

00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,240

Ой, простите!

00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,520

Ой, простите.

00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:41,020

Смотри! Там же фея!

00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,930

Oй, простите, кажется, я прибил фею!

00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:47,230

Только будь с ним помягче.

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Это супер, чувак! Мы с тобой!

00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:50,010

Лучшие друзья!

00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:52,670

Будем биться и, возможно,

победим динозавра.

00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,850

Зус, слушай, у меня к тебе разговор.

00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,230

Ладно, но сначала

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зацени, какие я сделал нам футболки!

00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,970

Кто это тут нарисован?

00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,420

Ты! Однозначно!

00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,280

А взрыв означает дружбу!

00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:07,040

Говори теперь, чего ты хотел.

00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:10,879

ПтероБактиль, мы идем за тобой! Ха!

00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,460

Да!

00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,200

Охотники на ПтероБактилей!

00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,920

Итак, красная нитка ведет...

00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,570

Дидли-ду, дидли-ду.

00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:29,820

Это старик МакГаккет?

00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,200

Приветик, друзья!

00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,890

Но что вы здесь делаете?

00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,030

Вы мне не поверите!

00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,880

Я сидел и играл на банджо!

00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:37,270

Дидли-динь-динь.

00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,520

Ха! Скукота!

00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,380

Тут прилетает громадина,

00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:41,630

хватает мои музыкальные ложки,

00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:44,899

и улепетывает прямо под землю

в заброшенную шахту.

00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,380

-Ничего себе!

-Ого!

00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:48,020

Там довольно-таки страшно.

00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,130

Да ладно, дядя Стэн, ты справишься!

00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:52,860

Ты же бил птеродактиля прямо

по морде, или забыл?

00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,080

Ах, да! Ха-ха!

00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,880

Точно, было ведь дело! Ха!

00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:59,450

Ну, надо же! Какой подозрительный смех!

00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,760

Ребята, мы спускаемся вниз.

00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,280

Компания нужна?

00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,040

Могу рассказывать жуткие истории из жизни.

00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:05,980

Не нужна!

00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,430

И вот я

00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,260

сражаюсь с енотом за кусок мяса,

00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:14,140

наши рты сближаются,

и мы случайно целуемся!

00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:16,240

Намеков вы не понимаете!

00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:17,120

Неа!

00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:26,400

Ого!

00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,310

-Господи боже!

-Это потрясающе!

00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,330

Крошки-поварёшки!

00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:33,580

Цветы тут какие-то доисторические.

00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,860

Ха, а этот пахнет как аккумулятор!

00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,120

Цветок сжёг мне слизистую носа!

00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:40,890

O, мой Пухля!

00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:42,560

Мы обязательно тебя найдем!

00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,910

Они залиты древесной смолой!

00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,650

Вот как они прожили 65 миллионов лет!

00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:00,030

Ух ты!

00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:04,110

Летняя жара растопила смолу.

00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,930

Господи боже! Забудьте единокуруза!

00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:08,770

Это готовый музей загадок!

00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,830

Устрою тематический парк

00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,550

и буду водить сюда народ!

00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,840

«Динозавры: вчера и сегодня!»

00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,280

Народ!

00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,610

Наверное, нам лучше идти дальше.

00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,170

Это же золотое дно!

00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,750

Экспонаты огородим,

00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,080

поставим билетера! Ха!

00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,580

Давно надо было выставить свинью из дома!

00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:31,040

-Стой, что ты только что сказал?

-Что я сказал?

00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:34,340

Ты говорил, что динозавр ворвался

внутрь! Ах!

00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:35,350

Нет, подожди, я…

00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,430

-Ну, то есть, Мэйбл, понимаешь...

-Значит, ты выгнал Пухлю из дома,

00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,120

а потом соврал мне!

00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:42,030

А теперь из-за тебя моя хрюшка уже мертва!

00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,880

Мой любимый Пухля мёртв!

00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:46,200

Но это же животное, ему место вне дома.

00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,440

Всё! С меня хватит!

00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,640

Дядя Стэн, я больше никогда с тобой

не разговариваю!

00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,270

Да ладно, ты же не серьёзно!

00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,270

Кто-то что-то сказал, потому что

я совсем ничего не слышу?

00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:55,680

Мэйбл!

00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,100

Ла-ла-ла! Я ничего не слышу.

00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,410

Ни одного твоего слова.

00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:00,630

Эй, ребята, не ссорьтесь!

00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,240

Берите пример с нас с Диппером?

00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,160

Поверьте, всё будет хорошо!

00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,960

Чтобы найти Пухлю, нужно просто

идти по нитке,

00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,540

будем просто идти и идти

00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,790

и дойдём до конца!

00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,880

Ой.

00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,240

Забыл, в какую нам пещеру?

00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,860

Ах, Зус! Ты уничтожил подсказку!

00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,810

Да ладно. Мы найдем дорогу! Уж поверь!

00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,520

Извини, чувак.

00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,600

Всё, хватит, надоело! Вот поэтому

я и не хотел брать тебя с нами!

00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,000

Что? Как? В каком смысле?

00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,980

В том смысле, что это очень важно

для Мэйбл,

00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,560

а ты вечно всё портишь!

00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,700

Сперва ты испортил снимок,

00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,500

а теперь мы вообще заблудились.

00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:36,090

А как же охота на ПтероБактилей?

Я сделал футболки!

00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,870

Надо говорить «ПтероДактиль»!

00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,960

А футболка бесполезна – она мне велика!

00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:43,030

У меня просто другая конституция тела!

00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,790

А, так это я получается ещё и виноват...

00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,260

Эй, спокойно!

00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,740

Я починил ваш фонарь.

00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,020

Хи-хи! Ну, что, куда идем?

00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:11,320

Самое главное стойте очень тихо

и неподвижно!

00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,330

Йи-ха! Мы нашли птеродактиля!

00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,090

Народ, нужно придумать, как выбраться.

00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,100

Хорошо, у меня есть идея! Мэйбл

свяжет Зусу свиной костюм...

00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,120

Это здорово!

00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:34,110

...и мы принесем Зуса в жертву ящерице.

00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,369

-Это здорово!

-Ну, что скажешь, Мэйбл?

00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,600

Не можешь ведь ты вечно со мной

не разговаривать!

00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,530

Да, Мэйбл, нужно действовать сообща.

00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,910

Вот как?! Сообща с Мэйбл,

00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,119

а Зуса ты не хотел брать!

00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,120

Зус...

00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,640

Подождите. Вы это слышали?

00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,630

Пухля!

00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,480

-Эй, Мэйбл. Ты куда?

-Мэйбл!

00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,700

С ума сошла?

00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,830

Кто-то что-то говорит?

00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,980

Потому что я ничего не слышу!

00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,980

O боже! Она оглохла от ужаса!

00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,450

Мэйбл! Вернись немедленно!

00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,180

Пухля!

00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,860

Мой милый Пухля!

00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:17,310

Я никогда тебя не оставлю!

00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,850

Мэйбл...

00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,150

Чшш! Ты в безопасности.

00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:24,930

Мэйбл, быстрее бери его,

00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,220

нам нужно уходить!

00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,290

Пухля, постой!

00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,990

А ну, слезь с меня, свинина!

00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,760

Осторожно!

00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,250

-О, нет!

-Дядя!

00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,490

Мистер Пайнс!

00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,450

Да, ты-то, конечно, счастлив!

00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,630

Мы должны их спасти!

00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,290

МакГаккет! У вас есть изобретения,

00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,670

чтобы отвлечь птеродактиля?

00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:03,870

Еще бы!

00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,560

Нет.

00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,930

Что ж, приветствуем тебя в этом мире,

маленький...

00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,040

Этот гад, наверное, голодный!

00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,540

А тут только мы, хрюшка!

00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:33,530

Чего уставился?

00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,940

И нечего так на меня смотреть!

00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,880

Ты хочешь, чтобы он съел меня?

00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,150

Я понял, ты давишь мне на совесть!

00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,450

Ничего не выйдет!

00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,640

Плевать, что Мэйбл души в тебе не чает!

00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,880

Подумаешь, не будет со мной разговаривать!

00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,360

Как-нибудь проживу без её разговоров!

00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,160

Ха-ха. Да чтоб тебя!

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Да, такой глупости я еще не делал!

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Хочешь съесть поросенка?

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Только через мой труп, ты,

летающая курица!

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Я тебе наваляю!

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Народ, он, правда,

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сожрал бедного дедушку? Это же нечестно!

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Я живой!

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Что же делать? Что же делать?

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-Мы должны выстроиться в линию.

-Что? Зачем?

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У ПтероБактиля так расставлены глаза,

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что если встать перед ним, он не увидит.

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Зус, ты весь день всё путал и портил.

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-Как мы можем...

-Чувак, слушай,

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я знаю, что я неуклюжий,

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я хочу сделать как можно лучше,

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а получается как всегда!

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Но умоляю тебя, как друга,

в этот раз доверься мне!

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Вставайте оба за мной!

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Зус, он нас не видит!

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Зус, ты был прав!

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Что это такое?

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Дядя?

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Пухля!

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Он бьет его по морде!

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На, получай, летающая курица!

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Да!

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-Мистер Пайнс, вы целы?

-Ура! Дядя Стэн, ты жив!

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Вот твоя хрюшка.

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Да! Мой Пухля!

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Ты спас его ради меня.

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Да, что ж, порой приходится просто...

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берегись!

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Мы в ловушке!

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Быстрее! Гейзер вытолкнет нас наружу!

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Давай же! Скорей! Скорей!

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Мы не достанемся динозаврам!

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Не могу поверить,

что ты рисковал ради Пухли.

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Общение с любимой племянницей

для меня слишком важно!

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И если для этого нужно врезать тупому

птеродактилю,

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именно это я и сделаю.

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А вот так лучше не делать.

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Но иначе было нельзя!

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Да нет, я про...

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А, ну, да!

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Попалась!

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Ты смотри, Зус,

он разорвал мне весь жилет!

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Зус! Смотри!

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Это клык динозавра! Вот здорово!

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Нет, здорово было, когда ты нас спас!

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Охотники на птеродактилей?

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Охотники на птеродактилей!

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Бдыщь!

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Слышь, а я правильно выговорил!

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Думаешь, оставшиеся динозавры опасны?

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Это вряд ли.

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Я прогрыз дорогу через динозавров!

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Привет! Я – Бобби Рензобби.

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Ваши руки завидуют ногам?

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Купите ручные штаны!

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Штаны, которые носят на руках!

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Боже! Кто вообще

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может покупать подобную ерунду?

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Ха, вот именно!

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Отмените заказ! Отмените!

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Хрюкает! Он себя выдал!

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Я – пас!

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Не повезло тебе, салага.

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Пухля блефовал.

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Что?!

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У меня были четыре туза!

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Эта свинья – просто волшебник!

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Что? Ты посмотри, ещё и насмехается!

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Я жульничала в течение всей игры.

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Ха-ха. Это моя школа!