Бездна!

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but none more bottomless

than the Bottomless Pit,

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which as you can see here,

is bottomless.

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Question. Is it bottomless?

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Kids, could one of you

try explaining this to Soos?

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Grunkle Stan, why are we here, again?

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To dispose of things that we don't want.

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So long,

Mystery Shack suggestion cards.

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Goodbye, creepy love letters

from Lil Gideon.

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Die! Die!

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What are you doing?

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Throwing stuff, dude.

Everyone's doing it!

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What you got there, Mabel?

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It's just my personal box

of mysterious secrets.

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Nothing worth wondering about!

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Goodbye forever!

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Grunkle Stan, do I really have to be

the one to point out

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that a bottomless pit is,

by definition, impossible?

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Says you!

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Well, I guess we'll never know.

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Aah! It's some sort of invisible

pushing force!

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Quick! Everyone back to the Shack!

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I'm not done getting rid of these yet!

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Grunkle Stan! No!

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Almost. Almost. Almost.

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So, anyone wanna scream some more?

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Where are we?

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We're somewhere

where it looks like we're nowhere.

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We're gonna land

on something eventually.

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Could be any second now!

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Well, it looks like we're down here

for the long haul.

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Who wants to see some card tricks?

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Ta-da!

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Hey! Maybe we should pass the time

by tellin' stories.

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I've got a story!

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It's called the time Grunkle Stan got

us all thrown into a bottomless pit,

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where we spent

the rest of our natural lives!

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Go on.

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Come on, Dipper,

you can do better than that.

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Fine. I'll tell you a story.

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A story I'd like to call, "Voice Over."

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Ready?

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Spin the pig!

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Whoo!

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Hey, Grunkle Stan,

ever kissed a pig before?

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I'm not gonna answer that question.

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Guys! Guys!

I think I just got bit by a snake!

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I need you to get me to a hospital quick!

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What? What's so funny?

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Sorry, it's just hard

to focus on what you're saying

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with that squeaky

puberty voice you got there.

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My what?

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It's nothing to be ashamed of, Dipper.

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Your voice is hilarious.

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Are you saying my voice cracks?

My voice doesn't crack.

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Dude, no offense,

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but it cracks so much we've already

made a techno remix out of it.

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Nice to meet you

My name's Dipper Pines

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Pines, Pines, Pines

Nice to meet you

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Pines, Pines, Pines

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Do I really sound like that?

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Oh, here comes my favorite part!

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Stop it, guys!

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Give me that!

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Spin the pig!

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Ugh! Even my sighs sound weird.

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-Hello there!

-Ahhh!

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I couldn't help but overhear

yer sitchy-ation!

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Old Man McGucket!

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Part-time inventor!

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Why did you spit on your hand?

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I don't rightly know!

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Hey, I remember you!

Your robot almost killed me!

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Come here! Follow me into this dark,

dangerous alley!

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Lately I been a-tinkerizin'

with a voice-altering tonic,

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on account of my horrifyin' voice!

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You can run,

but I'll still be in yer nightmares!

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This will really fix my voice? Thanks!

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Ah!

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Come mornin',

you'll sound like a new man!

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If you survive.

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Good morning, Dipper.

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I did it! I did it!

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Now I have a new voice!

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Morning, Mabel.

Who's my favorite Mabel?

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Ahhh! Who are you?

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What have you done with my brother?

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Dipper! I'll save you

from this body-switching warlock!

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Mabel, it's me! This is my voice now.

I sound awesome.

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Sound awesome.

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I knew boys' voices changed,

but this is weird. Weird and bad.

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Mabel, this is the best thing

that ever happened to me.

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And just think of the prank calls.

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-Hello?

-Hello.

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This is the President

of the United States of America.

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I'm calling to tell you...

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What? Who is this?

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Ho-ho-ho!

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Magnificent!

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Mabel no like.

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How you diddly doing, Soos?

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Kill it! Kill it with fire! Everyone flee!

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What gives, man?

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You guys all made fun of my old voice.

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I thought you'd like the new one.

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Dude, at least before

you sounded like a real person.

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Now you sound like some kind

of weird commercial dude.

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I'll find Stan.

He'll like my new voice. You'll see!

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I'll be right back after these messages.

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Er... I mean, goodbye.

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Grunkle Stan. Grunkle Stan!

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Where are you, Grunkle Stan?

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Huh? I'd know that voice anywhere!

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You're the guy

who prank-called me earlier!

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No. No, I'm not.

I'm just a 12-year-old boy!

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You expect me to believe that,

you crazy-voiced punk?

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Wait! No!

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There's a prank caller on the loose!

Let's get him!

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Yeah! Come on! Come on, let's get him!

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Oh! Oh!

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Whoa!

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Escape!

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McGucket!

Your invention was a catastrophe!

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That's probably why I live in the dump!

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My own sister didn't recognize me.

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I scared away crowds!

I even sound ridiculous when I cry.

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Well, now, here's yer problem!

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I gave you the wrong drinky-majig!

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This one's for voice-over professional.

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Ah! I'm sure I've got a better voice

in here somewhere.

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Good! Hurry up.

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You got here just in time.

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Come sundown, you'd have reverted

back to your ridiculous old voice.

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It was ridiculous, wasn't it?

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D-D-D-Dipper Pines, that's me

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This remix is dedicated to my brother.

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Dipper, your voice is one of a kind.

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Dude, I never heard

anything like it. Remix over!

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You ready for yer new voice?

This one should be permanent!

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Ahem!

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-Hey, guys.

-Dipper!

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Oh, dude, you're back!

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Yeah. I guess I realized that even

though my voice might not be perfect,

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it's still mine and

I wouldn't change it for anything.

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Not even for whatever

was in this new vial.

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So what did you do

with the rest of that potion?

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I dumped it in Stan's coffee.

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Any of you kids seen my girdle?

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Where my girdle at?

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What? What's so funny?

I'm Grunkle Stan!

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Kids laughin'. Laughin' at their grunkle.

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I spy, with my little eye,

something that is black!

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Ooh! Ooh!

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-Everything.

-Yay for Soos!

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Yay for Soos!

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Hey, guys! Who wants to pass

the time by spinning?

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Everyone, spin!

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No.

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Whee!

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-Whee!

-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Dipper's pain is funny.

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But I'm starting to get bored.

Soos, tell a story.

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Really? Okay.

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This story is called,

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"Soos' Really Great Pinball Story."

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Is that a good title?

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Do they have to be, like,

puns or whatever?

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Go! Go! Go!

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This is it, dudes.

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After four long years of trying,

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I might finally get the high score

on Stan's creepy old pinball machine.

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If I do this,

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I'll go down in pinball history

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with the likes

of Sal, Gaff, and, of course, Poo.

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Have you ever tried, maybe,

just tilting the machine?

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I don't know, dudes. Isn't breaking

the rules, like, against the rules?

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Nuts to the rules! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt!

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Failure. You stink!

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All right, that's it. Ready, kids?

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Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt!

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Quit tiltin', pardner. Quit tiltin',

pardner.

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Tilt!

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Bull's-eye!

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New high score.

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-Yeah.

-Yes! All right!

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This is the best moment of my life.

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This totally beats my old best moment.

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That ain't right. You cheated.

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Oh, yeah?

What are you gonna do about it?

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You're just a pinball game,

pinball game. Taunt, taunt.

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Uh, guys? There's an awful lot of green

lightning coming out of that game.

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No, that's the normal amount

of green lightning.

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Five more minutes.

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Aah! That's not a normal alarm clock.

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Soos! We're inside the game!

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-Crazy.

-Sweet Moses!

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Hushed exclamation of wonder.

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Awesome!

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Boing! Boing! Boing!

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Dude, if this is a dream,

I never wanna wake up!

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That can be arranged.

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Welcome to

Tumbleweed Terror, pardners!

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Hey, it's the skeleton cowboy guy.

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Did you zap me into your game

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to congratulate me

on getting the high score?

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I beat Poo, dude.

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Hardly. If'n I do recall,

I warned y'all not to cheat.

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I tried to be gentleman-like.

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But I'm plum sick of being tilted.

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So now I reckon I'm gonna tilt you.

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Oh, yeah? Well, take this! Ow!

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And this! Ow! It hurts!

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I wish this was working better! Oh, dude!

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Soos!

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Get yourselves ready for the...

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-Multi-ball!

-Multi-ball!

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Multi-ball!

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Over there!

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Where are you?

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I'm not done teachin' you

a lesson about cheating yet!

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How are we ever gonna get out of here?

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-Think, guys!

-I'm trying.

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But it's hard with that gorgeous

pinball wench distracting me.

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Okay, don't worry, guys.

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I know every inch of this machine.

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There's a manual power switch inside.

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I can sneak in there

and turn off the game.

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But we'll have to distract

the cowboy guy.

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Are either of you good

at jumping up and down

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and making annoying noises?

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My time has come.

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All right, let's go, Soos. Soos?

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So are you, like,

doing anything later or...

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Right.

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Come on out

and show yourselves, varmints!

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Listen to me and look at what I'm doing!

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Somethin' ain't right here.

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Distraction! Distraction!

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-Let me see where this is goin'.

-La, la, la, la...

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Oh!

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Yippee-ti-yi.

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What? Where are ya?

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Darn it, I wish I had a neck!

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Soos! Psst! What's going on?

Just press the switch already!

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Okay, so I was gonna do that,

but I've been thinking.

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According to this, turning off the power

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erases the high score permanently.

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That score is, like,

my one big life accomplishment.

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What? If you don't hurry up,

we could die in here!

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Fair point. But, what is life anyway,

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when compared to

the immortality of a high score?

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Soos! Are you out of your...

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There y'all are.

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Get ready to meet yer maker, kids!

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My maker is Ballway Games

in Redmond, Washington.

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Mabel!

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Soos!

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Soos, please!

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Turn it off!

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Uh...

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Goodbye, high score!

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Oh, you dudes okay?

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Yeah, Soos. You did it! You freed us!

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Hey, man, I'm sorry

you had to lose your high score.

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That's okay.

I got a new life accomplishment now.

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Saving you dudes.

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Aw!

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You think that pinball wench

will call me?

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I can't believe this nonsense!

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Magic tonics?

Soos winning at something?

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Where do you come up with this stuff?

I'll tell you a good story.

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It's called "Grunkle Stan

Wins the Football Bowl."

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Mr. Pines.

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I thought old folks were useless,

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but you taught me

and my gloating friends a lesson.

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Here's your football

winning trophy, Mr. Pines!

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Thanks, beautiful woman,

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but I couldn't have done it

without my sidekick, foot-bot.

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Thank you for building me, Daddy.

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I love you, Stan.

00:14:20,622 --> 00:14:22,410

-Come on! Ridiculous!

-Come on, that was really dumb!

00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,330

What? That story was great.

00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,330

I even threw in

a talking robot for the kids.

00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:29,530

Yeah, yeah,

I'm gonna tell a non-terrible story.

00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,890

A story called "Trooth Ache!"

00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,570

This attraction

is gonna make me a fortune!

00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:40,730

Easy with that bear, Corduroy!

I need him in showroom condition!

00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,370

No! No!

00:14:43,955 --> 00:14:45,730

Aw! They're hugging!

00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:46,970

So let me get this straight.

00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:49,930

Your plan is to teach this bear

to ride a bicycle?

00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:52,730

Nah. Come on.

Everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear.

00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:56,417

No, no.

I'm gonna teach this bear to drive!

00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,733

And the yellow light means speed up.

00:15:03,226 --> 00:15:04,097

Uh-oh!

00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,410

What seems to be

the problem, Officers?

00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:13,210

Now there had better be

a darn good explanation for this.

00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,330

Oh, there is.

00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:17,690

You see, I'm a very old man,

not long for this earth,

00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:20,090

and the doctor's assigned me

a seeing-eye bear

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to drive me to the hospital

in case of emergencies.

00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:25,370

Is that right?

Then where's your doctor's note?

00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:28,730

Why, it's right here, inside my jacket!

00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,170

Ah! There you go!

00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,970

Well, I can't argue

with Doctor Medicine.

00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,730

To the hospital, honeypants!

00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:45,690

Grunkle Stan,

how could you lie to those policemen?

00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,970

Don't you know lying is always wrong?

00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,610

Mabel, when you get to be my age,

00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,570

you'll learn that sometimes you have

to bend the truth

00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:52,730

for the greater good.

00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:55,010

Hey, has anyone seen

my plate of spaghetti?

00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:59,930

No. But I bet Soos has.

You know how he likes to eat.

00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:03,128

This is a dark day.

Thanks, Grunkle Stan!

00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:05,090

See? Greater good.

00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:06,170

Ahh!

00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:11,730

Waddles, what am I gonna do

about Grunkle Stan?

00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,809

He needs to stop lying.

00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,730

I know!

But how do we stop him?

00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:18,730

Maybe you should check

Dipper's journal. Oink, oink.

00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:20,490

Say "Oink" one more time.

00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:21,530

Oink, oink.

00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,210

Waddles, you genius!

00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,730

"Buried 'neath a tree stump in

the deep forest are Truth Teeth,

00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,930

"which force upon the wearer

an inability to lie."

00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:33,610

Hmm...

00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,170

What's going on? What? Mabel?

00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,050

Quick question. What happened

to Dipper's spaghetti plate?

00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:59,450

I ate it because I have

little to no concern

00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:01,644

for other people's possessions

or emotions.

00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:05,050

Huh. That was strangely candid.

00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:08,450

Almost as if I'm unable to lie.

Well, goodnight!

00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,809

You what?

That seems like a horrible idea!

00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:17,170

It's great! Now he has to tell the truth.

00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:18,490

Hmm.

00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,370

Scrambled meat, here it is.

00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:23,890

Stan, what do you do in secret

every day during your lunch break?

00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:25,369

Usually I spend the hour

00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:28,249

aggressively scratching myself

in places I shouldn't mention.

00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,130

Now I'm going to avoid

making eye contact

00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,626

by pretending to read this newspaper.

00:17:31,706 --> 00:17:34,009

And go to the bathroom

without washing my hands.

00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,410

Ew!

00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:36,648

Well, that was disturbing.

00:17:36,746 --> 00:17:40,044

Don't worry, Dipper.

The truth is always a good thing.

00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,770

Excuse me.

Do you think this T-shirt is my size?

00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,170

Never mind the T-shirt! Hey, everybody!

00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,021

Look at this guy's abnormal

and unattractive face!

00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:49,930

O God!

00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,370

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,795

Doing my taxes.

00:17:54,968 --> 00:17:57,210

Uh, Grunkle Stan,

why did you write this?

00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,930

Because I regularly

commit massive tax fraud.

00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:02,810

Might wanna tuck that one away there.

00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,170

Oh, no!

00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,226

Sometimes I think, "Is this all there is?"

00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:14,168

"Is life just some kind of

horrific joke without a punch line?

00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,810

"That we're all just biding our time

00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:18,130

"until the sweet, sweet,

release of death?"

00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:29,466

Kids! I think I have a growth

forming on my back!

00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,609

Just wanted to be honest with you guys!

00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,690

I can't take it anymore, Mabel!

00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,489

You have to take those teeth

out of his mouth.

00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,410

But then he'd be a liar again!

00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,871

Could it possibly be

any worse that this?

00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:41,850

So after further investigation,

00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:45,530

turns out there is no

Doctor Medicine in Gravity Falls.

00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:48,050

You better have

a durn good explanation for this!

00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,530

Oh, and I do! You see, I lied to you.

00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,970

In addition,

I've been parking in handicap spaces,

00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,330

shoplifting fireworks

00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:57,413

and smuggling endangered animals

across multiple state lines.

00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:58,755

Also, you're fat.

00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,035

Is all this true?

00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,650

No! No, it's not true! Right, Mabel?

00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:09,049

Uh... Sirs, I have to be completely

and totally honest with you.

00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:12,130

Our Great Uncle Stan is...

00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:19,777

Stan is secretly a crime fiction writer!

00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,813

-What?

-Yeah!

00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,610

He was just telling you

about a character

00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:26,515

from his upcoming page-turner,

Crime Grandpa!

00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:28,737

He's never committed a crime in his life!

00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,450

Also, have you lost weight?

00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:35,929

Well! Finally someone noticed.

00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:38,570

Wow! An author!

Can you teach me how to read?

00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:39,770

What? Author?

00:19:40,391 --> 00:19:43,490

Writers!

Masters of fiction. Goodnight, Officers!

00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:46,010

Hey, you all right?

00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,610

I can't believe I lied.

00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:50,090

Mabel, it was for the greater good.

00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,890

Yeah. The greater good.

00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:53,450

Hello, police station?

00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:58,250

Yeah, I forgot to tell 'em

about my tax fraud. No, tax fraud.

00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,017

Get 'em out!

00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:01,440

What's gotten into you kids?

00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:04,835

We have to find a place

to get rid of these.

00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:11,770

And I never saw that box

full of magical teeth again.

00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,370

Oh, wait! There it is.

00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,210

Oh, sweet! My shoes!

00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:20,890

I liked the part with the bear.

The rest seemed pretty far-fetched.

00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,130

Mabel, we already know that story.

We just lived through it.

00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,090

So if we're living through

that story right now,

00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,290

then how does it end?

00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:27,970

Guys, do you see that?

00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:31,902

Oh, what is that?

00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,342

-Oh, no!

-Where are we going?

00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:34,533

That doesn't look good.

00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,770

Where are we?

00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,930

Look! The Shack!

00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:49,850

Which means we came

right back out the top!

00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,650

And I don't think any time has passed.

00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,730

It must be some kind of worm-hole.

00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,090

Yeah, dude, that sounds

sciency enough to be true.

00:20:57,170 --> 00:21:00,050

But that's impossible!

No one will believe us!

00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:03,289

Maybe this is one story

we should keep to ourselves.

00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:04,610

Agreed.

00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:09,570

He'll be fine.

00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:36,890

This is stupid.

00:00:08,670 --> 00:00:10,817

но нет более бездонных, чем «Бездонная»

00:00:10,933 --> 00:00:12,702

или «Бездна», потому что она без дна.

00:00:15,137 --> 00:00:16,710

Можно вопрос? Почему «Бездонная»?

00:00:17,662 --> 00:00:20,030

Дети, может, вы ответите на вопрос Зуса?

00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:21,724

Дядя Стэн, объясни, зачем мы здесь?

00:00:21,777 --> 00:00:23,591

Чтобы избавиться от ненужных вещей!

00:00:23,688 --> 00:00:26,257

Прощай, книга жалоб «Хижины чудес».

00:00:26,542 --> 00:00:28,870

Прощайте, любовные записки Гидеона!

00:00:29,448 --> 00:00:30,750

Умрите! Умрите!

00:00:32,718 --> 00:00:33,678

Что ты делаешь?

00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,546

Бросаю вещи! Все же бросают!

00:00:38,950 --> 00:00:40,035

Что это такое, Мэйбл?

00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:43,270

Ха-ха, всего лишь моя личная

коробка страшных секретов!

00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,759

Ничего, что может вас заинтересовать!

00:00:48,398 --> 00:00:49,957

Прощай навеки!

00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:52,838

Дядя Стэн, неужели никто не понимает,

00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:55,822

что яма, вырытая в земле,

физически не может быть бездонной?

00:00:56,177 --> 00:00:57,102

Кто сказал?

00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,800

Как мы можем это проверить?

00:01:02,266 --> 00:01:05,190

Облака толкает какой-то невидимка!

00:01:05,342 --> 00:01:07,208

Быстрее! Возвращаемся в «Хижину»!

00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,124

Не могу, я ещё не закончил!

00:01:11,848 --> 00:01:13,230

Дядя Стэн, нет!

00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:16,290

Почти, почти, уже почти...

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ДИППЕР

00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,138

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:46,362 --> 00:01:47,562

СТЭН

00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,810

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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Может ещё покричим немного?

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Куда мы попали?

00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:19,130

По-моему, мы попали в никакое место!

00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:22,410

В конечном итоге мы упадём!

00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,850

Возможно, прямо сейчас!

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Что ж, похоже, путь нам предстоит долгий!

00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:32,755

Кому показать фокус?

00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:37,370

Та-да!

00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,570

А давайте рассказывать

разные истории.

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Я знаю одну!

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Она о том, как из-за дяди Стэна

мы все упали в бездонную яму,

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в которой должны будем

провести остаток жизни!

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Продолжай!

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Постарайся, Диппер,

придумай что-нибудь получше.

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Ладно! Расскажу вам другую!

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Моя история называется:

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ГОЛОС ЗА КАДРОМ

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Готовы?

00:03:00,044 --> 00:03:01,770

Крути-верти свинью!

00:03:05,570 --> 00:03:08,090

Эй, дядя Стэн, ты целовался со свиньёй?

00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,804

Это нескромный вопрос, Мэйбл.

00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:12,889

Ребята, ребята!

Кажется, меня укусила змея.

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Мне, как можно скорее, нужно в больницу!

00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:18,330

Что? Что смешного?

00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:20,570

Прости, просто, трудно не смеяться,

когда слышишь

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твой писклявый недозрелый голосок.

00:03:23,048 --> 00:03:23,680

Мой что?!

00:03:23,742 --> 00:03:25,650

Совершенно нечего стыдиться, Диппер!

00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:28,250

Твой голос очень прикольный.

00:03:28,373 --> 00:03:30,570

Хотите сказать, голос ломается?!

А вот и нет!

00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:31,610

Не обижайся,

00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:34,008

но он так ломается,

что мы даже сделали техно-ремикс.

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Здравствуйте! Меня зовут Диппер Пайнс!

00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,586

П-П-Пайнс, Пайнс, Пайнс! Здравствуйте!

00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:39,484

П-П-Пайнс, Пайнс, Пайнс!

00:03:39,528 --> 00:03:41,010

Неужели, я, правда, так говорю?

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О, сейчас будет мой любимый момент!

00:03:43,031 --> 00:03:44,690

Хватит, ребята!

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Дай сюда!

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Крути-верти свинью!

00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,490

Ох! Я даже вздыхаю по-дурацки.

00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:57,822

Приветик!

00:03:58,050 --> 00:04:00,170

Невольно услышал о твоей проблемке!

00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,288

Старик МакГакет!

00:04:01,946 --> 00:04:03,386

Местный изобретатель!

00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:04,729

Зачем вы плюнули на руку?

00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:06,050

Даже сам не знаю!

00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:09,370

Эй, а я вас помню!

Ваш робот чуть не убил меня!

00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:12,130

Идём! Следуй за мной в этот

тёмный переулок!

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Недавно я изобрёл микстуру,

которая меняет голос.

00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:19,635

Хотел изменить свой ужасный голос!

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Можешь бежать,

но я буду являться тебе в кошмарах!

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Микстура исправит мой голос?! Спасибо!

00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:34,290

Уже к утру станешь другим человеком!

00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:36,782

Конечно, если выживешь.

00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,688

Доброе утро, дружище Диппер!

00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:49,849

Получилось! Получилось!

00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:52,370

Теперь у меня новый голос!

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Здравствуй, Мэйбл!

Кто моя любимая сестра?

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Кто ты такой?

00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:01,810

И что ты сделал с моим братом?

00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:04,791

Диппер! Я спасу тебя от

этого злого оборотня!

00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:08,970

Мэйбл, это я! Это мой новый голос!

Звучит круто!

00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,970

Очень круто!

00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:15,769

Я знала, что у мальчишек меняется

голос, но это жутко! Жутко и противно!

00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:19,050

Мэйбл, это лучшее,

что когда-либо происходило со мной!

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И можно прикалываться по телефону!

00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:24,530

-Алло?

-Здравствуйте!

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С вами говорит Президент

Соединённых Штатов Америки!

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Я звоню, чтобы сказать...

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Что?! Кто это?

00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:34,328

Хо-хо-хо!

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Потрясающе!

00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:37,610

Мэйбл не согласна.

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Как ты поживаешь, Зус?

00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:44,773

Прочь! Уйди оборотень! Спасайтесь!

00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,410

Да что с тобой?!

00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,853

Вы все смеялись над моим старым голосом!

00:05:51,013 --> 00:05:52,810

Что вам не нравится в новом?

00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:54,968

Раньше ты разговаривал как человек!

00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:57,050

А теперь – как какой-то диктор из телека.

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Схожу к Стэну! Ему понравится! Увидите!

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И мы вернёмся к вам сразу после рекламы!

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В смысле, пока!

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Дядя Стэн! Дядя Стэн!

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Где же ты, дядя Стэн?

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А?! Я узнаю этот голос!

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Мужик, это ты звонил мне по телефону?

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Что вы, это не я!

Я двенадцатилетний мальчик!

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Думаешь, я на это куплюсь,

обладатель крутого голоса?

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Стойте! Нет!

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Там телефонный хулиган! Поймаем его!

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Да! Вперёд! Держи его!

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Спасение!

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МакГакет! Ваше изобретение чудовищно!

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Потому я и живу на свалке!

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Собственная сестра меня не узнала!

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Все от меня убежали! Даже когда

я плачу, это звучит по-дурацки.

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Понятно! Вот, в чём дело!

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Я дал тебе не ту микстуру!

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Она для профессиональных дикторов!

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Где-то тут должен быть голосок получше!

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Отлично! Поскорее!

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Ты вовремя пришёл!

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Иначе на закате вернулся бы твой

смехотворный старый голос.

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Да уж, смехотворный! Слушайте!

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Ди-Ди-Диппер Пайнс, это я!

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Этот ремикс посвящается моему брату.

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Диппер, твой голос – это нечто.

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Ничего круче не слышал.

Ко-ко-конец ремикса! Бдых!

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Готов получить новый голос?

На этот раз – уже навсегда!

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-Привет.

-Наш Диппер!

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Ты вернулся!

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Да! Я понял, что, хоть мой настоящий

голос и не совершенен,

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он всё же мой, и я не хочу его менять!

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Даже на то, что было в этой пробирке.

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А что ты сделал с тем, что было

в этой пробирке?

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Налил Стэну в кофе.

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Кто-нибудь видел мои подтяжки?

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Где мои подтяжки?

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Что? Что смешного? Я ваш дядя Стэн!

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Ну и дети! Смеются над дядей.

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Смотрю вокруг внимательно, хочу

найти что-то чёрное!

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Можно, можно?

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-Темнота!

-Молодчина, Зус!

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Молодчина, Зус!

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Народ! Я знаю, как мы можем развлечься!

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Давайте крутиться!

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Нет.

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Крутись!

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-Крутись!

-Ой! Ой! Ой!

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Диппер смешно ойкает!

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Но всё равно скучно! Зус, твоя история.

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Моя?! Ладно!

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История называется:

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«Клёвая история Зуса про пинбол»!

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Хорошее название?

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Или нужна какая-то игра слов?

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КЛЁВАЯ ИСТОРИЯ ЗУСА

ПРО ПИНБОЛ

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ХОРОШЕЕ НАЗВАНИЕ?

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ИЛИ НУЖНА КАКАЯ-ТО

ИГРА СЛОВ?

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Давай! Давай! Давай!

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Всё, чуваки!

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После четырёх лет тренировок

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у меня, наконец-то,

есть шанс поставить новый рекорд!

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Если справлюсь,

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то войду в историю пинбола

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наравне с Сэлом, Гаффом

и, конечно же, Пу.

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А ты не пробовал просто

наклонить автомат?

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Ну, не знаю! Разве жульничать это

не против правил?

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Кому они нужны?! Наклоняй!

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Мазила! Ты – отстой!

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Всё, надоело! Готовы?

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Толкай! Толкай! Толкай!

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Хватит толкать! Хватит толкать!

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Наклон!

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В яблочко!

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У нас новый рекорд!

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-Да!

-У меня получилось!

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Лучший момент в моей жизни!

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Лучше прошлого лучшего момента!

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Погодите! Вы схитрили!

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Ну, да! И что ты сделаешь?!

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Ты всего лишь старый автомат

для пинбола! Пин, пин.

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Ребята, из автомата бьёт

куча зелёных молний.

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Да нет, не такая уж и куча.

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Ещё пять минут!

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Это не мой будильник.

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Зус! Мы внутри автомата!

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-С ума сойти!

-Чудеса расчудесатые!

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Я тоже удивлённо восклицаю.

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Круто!

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Дзынь! Дзынь! Дзынь!

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Чуваки, если это сон,

я не хочу просыпаться!

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Это можно устроить!

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Пожалуйте на Страшно Дикий Запад!

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Это голова ковбоя-скелета!

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Ты втянул меня в игру,

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чтобы поздравить с рекордом?

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Я превзошёл Пу!

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О, нет! Я предупреждал,

чтобы вы не жульничали!

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Я пытался быть вежливым!

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Но все меня наклоняют!

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Так что теперь, я отыграюсь на вас.

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Ах, так?! Что ж, тогда получай! Ой!

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И ещё! Ой! Больно!

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Вот сейчас получится! О нет!

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Зус!

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Приготовьтесь, вас ждёт...

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-Каскад шаров!

-Каскад шаров!

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Каскад шаров!

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Туда!

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Вы где?

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Урок о правилах честной игры не закончен!

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Как нам выбраться отсюда?

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-Думайте!

-Пытаюсь!

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Меня отвлекает шикарная

пинбольная девчонка!

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Не волнуйтесь, ребята!

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Я хорошо знаю этот автомат!

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Внутри него есть выключатель!

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Я найду его и вырублю игру!

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Но вы должны отвлечь ковбоя-скелета!

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Кто умеет скакать вверх-вниз

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и издавать противные звуки?

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Кажется, мой час настал.

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Ладно, приступим, Зус! Зус?

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Может мы встретимся попозже или…

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Точно!

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А ну-ка, покажитесь, негодяи!

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Хэй-хэй-хэй!

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Видишь меня? Посмотри, что я делаю!

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Тут что-то не так.

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-Ту-ту, ту-ту, ту-ту!

-Отвлекаем, отвлекаем!

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-Что вы задумали?

-Ла-ла-ла!

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Уф! Ах!

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ЭНЕРГИЯ

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Бесполезно!

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Что?! Куда вы делись?

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Как жаль, что у меня нет шеи!

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Зус! Что там у тебя?

Выключай скорее!

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Понимаешь, я хотел нажать, но задумался!

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Тут сказано, что при выключении

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сотрутся все рекорды!

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А этот рекорд – моё

величайшее достижение.

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Что?! Если не нажмёшь,

нас всех прикончат!

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Да, ты прав! Но, что есть жизнь

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по сравнению с бессмертием

лучшего рекорда?

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Зус! Ты что, совсем из...

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Вот вы где!

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Готовы встретиться с творцом?

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Мой творец – «Боллвэй Геймс»

из Редмунда, штат Вашингтон!

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Мэйбл!

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Зус!

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Зус! Пожалуйста!

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Выключай!

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Прощай, мой рекорд!

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О, вы в порядке?

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Да, Зус! Молодец! Ты спас нас!

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Жаль, что тебе пришлось

пожертвовать рекордом.

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Это ничего! У меня есть новое достижение:

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я спас друзей.

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А!

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Думаете, та девчонка позвонит?

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Поверить не могу: ну, и чушь!

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Чудо-микстура?! У Зуса есть достижения?!

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Кого вы хотите надурить?!

Я расскажу вам историю.

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Называется: «Как дядя Стэн

выиграл кубок по футболу»!

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Мистер Пайнс!

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Я думал, старики вроде вас бесполезны,

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но вы преподали всем нам хороший урок.

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А вот и ваш драгоценный

кубок, мистер Пайнс!

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Спасибо, красотка,

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но я бы не справился без напарника...

футбота.

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Спасибо, что создал меня, папа.

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Я люблю тебя, Стэн.

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Фу!

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-Ну, дядя, что за глупость!

-Скучно! Дядя, очень скучно!

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Враки-завираки!

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Что?! Отличная история!

Я даже приплёл говорящего робота!

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Да-да! Вот у меня

действительно классная история!

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Она называется:

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ЗУБЫ ПРАВДЫ

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Этот аттракцион меня озолотит!

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Полегче с мишкой, здоровяк!

Он нужен мне презентабельным!

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Нет! Нет!

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Обнимаются!

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Только давай уточним.

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Ты хочешь научить дикого медведя

ездить на велосипеде?

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Нет, ты что?!

Медведь-велосипедист – не ново!

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О, нет! Я научу этого мишку

водить машину!

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На желтый свет нужно газовать!

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Ой...

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Какие-то проблемы, джентльмены?

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Надеюсь, у вас есть

хорошее объяснение этому.

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Конечно, есть!

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Знаете, я старый человек,

мне недолго осталось.

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И врач выписал мне медведя-поводыря,

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чтобы он возил меня в больницу.

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Неужели?! А где предписание врача?

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Как где?! Разумеется, у меня в кармане!

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Пожалуйста!

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Стэн болен, ему нужен медведь.

Доктор Врач.

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Что ж, с врачами я спорить не стану!

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Давай в больницу, плюшевый!

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Дядя Стэн, зачем ты наврал

тем двум полицейским?

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Разве ты не знаешь, что врать плохо.

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Доживёшь до моих лет,

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поймёшь, что порой

приходится искажать истину.

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Во имя добра!

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Никто не видел мою тарелку со спагетти?

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Нет! Наверно, Зус взял!

Он ведь так любит поесть.

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Сегодня несчастливый день! Спасибо, Стэн!

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Видишь? Всем хорошо.

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Пухля, скажи,

что мне делать с дядей Стэном?

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Он должен прекратить врать!

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Я знаю! Но как мне заставить его?

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Поищи в дневнике Диппера. Хрю, хрю!

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А можешь хрюкнуть ещё раз?

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Хрю, хрю!

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Пухля, ты свинья-гений!

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«Под старым пнём в лесу

зарыты Зубы Правды!

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Надевший их, не сможет больше лгать»!

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Хмм.

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А! Что такое?! Что? Мэйбл?

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У меня вопрос!

Куда делись спагетти Диппера?

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Я их съел, ведь мне совершенно

плевать на собственность

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и чувства других людей!

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Ха, довольно откровенно!

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Я как будто разучился лгать!

Доброй ночи!

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Ты что?! Мэйбл, это ужасная идея!

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Классная! Он будет говорить только правду.

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Хм.

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Болтунья с мясом, ешьте!

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Стэн, зачем ты уходишь каждый

день во время обеда?

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Чтобы спокойно почесаться

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в тех местах,

которые приличные люди не называют!

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А теперь, чтобы мне не было так стыдно

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я спрячусь за газетой!

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И схожу в туалет, а руки мыть не стану.

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Фу!

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Правда не всегда приятна.

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Не переживай, Диппер!

Любая правда, всё равно, лучше лжи.

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Простите! Как вы думаете, это мой размер?

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Не это ваша проблема! Все внимание!

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Посмотрите на этого

лысого страшного мужика!

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Ах, боже.

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Простите его. Извините.

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Отчёт о налогах.

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Я уклонялся от налогов.

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Дядя Стэн,

зачем ты это написал?

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Затем, что я злостно

уклоняюсь от налогов.

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Положу-ка я её, пожалуй, вот сюда!

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Ду-ду-ду! О, нет! О, ужас!

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Порой я думаю: в чём смысл жизни?

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Может быть, жизнь – это

всего лишь несмешная шутка?

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И мы отбываем своё время,

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дожидаясь сладостных объятий смерти?

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Дети! У меня на спине выскочил прыщ!

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Просто, чтобы вы знали правду!

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Я так больше не могу, Мэйбл!

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Вытащи эти зубы у него изо рта.

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Но тогда он снова начнёт врать!

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Хуже, чем сейчас, быть уже не может.

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В ходе расследования установлено,

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что у нас в Гравити Фолз

нет доктора по фамилии Врач.

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Надеюсь, у вас есть хорошее объяснение.

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Есть, конечно! Я вас обманул!

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А ещё я парковался на

местах для инвалидов,

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крал фейерверки

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и вывозил контрабандой

экзотических животных!

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А ещё ты жирный!

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Так всё это правда?

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Нет, нет, конечно, нет! Правда, Мэйбл?

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Джентльмены, я буду с вами

полностью честна и откровенна!

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Дело в том, что наш дядюшка, он... он...

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Дядя Стэн, он...

тайно пишет детективные романы!

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-Что?

-Да!

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Он рассказал вам о герое

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своего нового романа,

который называется «Крёстный дядя»!

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А сам он в жизни не нарушал законов!

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И, по-моему, вы немного похудели!

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Да! Наконец-то, хоть кто-то заметил!

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Ух ты! Писатель! Вы научите меня читать?

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Что?! Писатель?!

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Эти писатели! Они такие выдумщики!

Спокойной ночи!

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Мэйбл, ты в порядке?

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Мне не верится, что я солгала!

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Мэйбл, ты солгала во имя добра!

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Да, и всем хорошо!

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Это полиция?

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Хочу рассказать об уклонении от налогов!

Нет, от налогов.

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Вытащить?!

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Дети, что на вас нашло?

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Мы должны избавиться от этого кошмара!

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И больше я никогда не видела

эту коробку с зубами правды!

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Ой, нет, увидела!

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Здорово! Мои башмаки!

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Про медведя интересно!

А остальное надуманно.

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Мэйбл, эту историю мы знаем.

Только что прожили.

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Если мы проживаем эту историю,

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какой у неё конец?

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Народ, вы это видите?

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Что это такое?

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-О, нет!

-Куда мы летим?

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Ничего хорошего.

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Где мы оказались?

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Ах! Смотрите! «Хижина»!

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Это значит, что мы вылетели через

верх бездонной ямы!

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И время, кажется, остановилось!

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Очень похоже на «червоточину».

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Да, чувак, непонятно, но звучит правдиво!

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Но это невозможно! Никто нам не поверит!

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Это одна из тех историй,

которые лучше не рассказывать!

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Это точно.

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Он вернётся.

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Как-то это глупо!