Мэйбл – начальница

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But they taste just like chips!

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Congratulations! You're taking a...

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Cash Shower!

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I like that guy's style.

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Mr. Pines!

We got tourists at nine o'clock!

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A whole bus-load of them.

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Hot tamales, it's a jackpot!

Soos, make some new attractions!

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You got it, boss! Where's the...

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Wendy! Mark up those prices!

The higher the better!

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Higher! Bleed 'em dry!

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Yeesh, Grunkle Stan!

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It's like when you look at tourists,

all you see are wallets with legs.

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That's not true.

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Thanks for taking me

to the Mystery Shack, Daddy!

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Now don't spend yourself all in one place!

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I'm feeling car-sick!

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Clean-up on the front lawn!

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Ladies and gentle tourists,

looking around my Mystery Shack,

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you will see many

wondrous roadside attractions.

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Be amazed at the only known photo

of a horse riding another horse!

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That's... That's pretty good.

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-Oh!

-Wow!

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Be astounded

by the horrible pre-teen wolf-boy!

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Oh! Oh, look at him! All that hair!

His body's changing! Ah!

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Grunkle Stan, this is demeaning.

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What?

I don't know "de meaning" of that word!

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If you throw money at him, he dances.

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Ow! Hey!

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Thank you!

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Behold! Mystery Shack

bumper stickers!

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You can stick 'em on your bumper

or over your husband's mouth!

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Am I right, ladies?

She knows what I'm talkin' about.

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You are bad! How much?

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Hey! It's on the house.

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That's the Mabel difference!

Thanks for visiting!

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What!

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What the heck

do you think you're doing?

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Business! Ching, ching, ching!

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Listen, kid, you don't make money

by giving stuff away!

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-You're off of register duty!

-But... But...

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No buts except yours out the door!

Now shut your yap and get to work.

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Grunkle Stan, whatever happened

to "Please" and "Thank you?" Hmm?

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Oh, wait, here they are!

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Ugh! "Please" never made me

any money, kid.

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In fact, just saying the word

is giving me a burning sensation.

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Grunkle Stan, why do I have to wear

this wolf costume?

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I think I'm getting hookworm.

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Yeah, gluing dog hair to your body

will do that.

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You have all these dumb,

fake exhibits in the Shack.

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Meanwhile, I've seen actual

amazing things in the forest every day!

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What if you hunted down

a real attraction,

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instead of lying to people for a living?

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And you should be nicer

to your employees, too!

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Yeah!

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Look, you guys got a problem

with how I run the Shack,

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take it up with the complaints department.

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Zing!

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I am going to write them such a letter.

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And don't stop till you've covered

that sign with glitter!

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Glittery signs attract tourists!

Also large birds!

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Ahhh!

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That's funny.

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Okay, is it just me,

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or is having Grunkle Stan as a boss

seriously the worst?

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I know, right?

Why do we even put up with it?

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I tried to give him a suggestion

to improve the Shack once.

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I had this idea where I could be, like,

the Mystery Shack mascot.

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Questiony the Question Mark.

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I'd ask people questions, you know,

do the question dance.

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That sounds amazing!

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-Oh, cool!

-Yeah, totally!

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Yeah, well,

Stan said I couldn't handle it.

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He said what!

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And remember, folks,

we put the "Fun" in "No refunds!"

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Ha-ha! Suckers.

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You!

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Grunkle Stan,

you've gone too far this time!

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Did you seriously tell Soos

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not to follow his hopes and dreams

because he "Couldn't handle it"?

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Look, kid, let me break it down for ya.

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Being a boss

is about commanding respect.

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If you give people everything

they ask for, they'll walk all over you.

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No way!

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I bet you'd make

way more money being nice

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than being a big, grumpy grump

to everyone all the time!

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Ha! You think you know

more about business than I do?

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You think you could wear this hat?

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Yeah! 'Cause I'd give people respect!

And glittery stickers!

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Ha! I'd make more money on vacation

than you would running this place.

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Then why don't you go on vacation?

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Interesting.

All right, I'm a wagering man.

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Three days, 72 hours.

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You run the Shack,

and I'll go on vacation.

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If you make more money than me,

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I guess it means you're right

about the way I run my business.

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But, if you lose, um, you gotta wear

this "Loser" shirt all summer.

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Fine! But if I win, I get to be the boss

for the rest of the summer.

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Plus, you have to sing

an apologizing song,

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with lyrics by me, Mabel.

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Oh-ho! You got yourself a deal, missy!

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-No, you got yourself a deal!

-Deal!

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-Deal!

-Deal!

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Deal!

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Deal.

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See you in 72 hours! Ha-ha!

We'll see who makes more money.

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Mabel, did you just make a bet

with a professional con-man?

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Oh, come on.

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Being a better boss

than Stan will be a cinch!

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Profit, here we come!

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-You broke the jar.

-We'll get a new one.

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I guess I shouldn't be too worried.

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I mean, how much money

could Stan even make on vacation?

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Can I help you, sir?

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I'm here to take

all the cash from your wheel.

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You wanted to see us, Mr. Pines?

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Stan is no longer with us.

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He's dead? No! It should have been me!

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Whoa! Soos, Stan's not dead.

He's on vacation for three days.

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We made a bet.

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Thank you for that clarification.

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Mabel's in charge now!

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Are those shoulder pads?

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Uh-huh.

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It's just one of the many

up-to-date managerial tricks

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I learned from this book I found

propping up the kitchen table.

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Why does your mug say "Number two"?

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Because the real number one is you.

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-I get it!

-Morale!

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Walk with me.

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With me as boss, you're gonna notice

a few changes around here.

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My job is to help you be

your best S.E.L.V.E.S.

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Great listening ears so far.

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Waddles, hold my calls.

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All right, people, now rap with me.

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Wendy, how can I make

your workspace more Wendy-friendly?

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Hmm, well, Stan never lets me hang out

with friends at work.

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Stan ain't here, sister. Door's open!

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-Sweet!

-And, Soos! I believe this is yours.

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Questiony the Question Mark!

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I wish this was an exclamation point

to show how excited I am.

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As for you, Dipper...

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Die, wolf costume! Die!

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I want you to head into those woods

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and don't come back until you've found

an amazing attraction.

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Finally! Time to show Stan

how a real mystery hunter does it!

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Dipper out! Ahhh!

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Okay, guys, it's time to prove

that nice bosses finish first.

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In the next 48 hours,

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we're gonna fill up this jar

with $600 billion!

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Yeah!

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Wait, do you know how money works?

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Of course.

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Waddles, run down to the shop

and grab me a latte.

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He's a hungry little guy!

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Ugh, this line is taking forever!

Time to use my old-man powers.

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Ahhh! I'm having a heart attack!

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And the only cure is to be

a contestant on Cash Wheel.

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Oh! Someone give me a part! I'm old!

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Should we escort him off the lot?

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That man is a self-centered attention hog

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with no regard for human decency.

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Get him on TV!

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Whoa! Yeah!

Come on, girls

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Shoulder pads!

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Make that money

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Mabel's the boss now

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Working girls

Show the boys

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Make the money

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Timecards! Timecards! Timecards!

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Boss, boss, boss!

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It's beautiful!

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Thank you! Oh-ho, see you soon!

Tell 'em Mabel sent you!

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Mabel, I captured something!

This is gonna blow those tourists away!

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Marvelous work, valued employee!

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Who's that?

Is it Questiony the Question Mark?

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Uh, I'm starting to have second thoughts

about this, Mabel.

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I keep forgetting my lines,

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and this costume is more revealing

than I expected.

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Soos, don't give up.

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Anything is possible when you,

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"Imaginize it."

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But I don't know what that means.

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Believe in yourself!

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But I...

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So... So cold.

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How's my favorite Wendy?

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Yeah, okay, all right.

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Look out! Look out!

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Yeah! Keep it going!

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Oh, what's this?

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Billy! Your face! It's ruined!

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I'm so sorry! Please, have a refund.

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Wendy, you've got

a lot of cleaning up to do.

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Please?

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Whoa, all this rule stuff's

starting to make you sound like Stan.

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What? No! I'm nothing like Stan!

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In fact, take the rest of the day off?

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With full pay?

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Of course!

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Mabel Pines, you are the best boss ever.

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I'm Questiony the Question Mark!

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Ahhh!

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Oh, dude! It stings so bad!

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to...

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Cash Wheel!

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Now let's meet those contestants!

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I'm Doug, from Fairfield, California!

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I'm Donna, from...

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I'm Stan! Stan Pines!

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Did we already do me? Hello, I'm Stan.

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Okay, well.

It's gonna be a long night, folks.

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It's time to...

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It's time to solve that puzzle. Carla!

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-Yes, Rich?

-Are there any S's?

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Actually, it's not your turn yet...

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I'm ready to solve.

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No, the game hasn't started.

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Is it "Shut your yaps"?

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Well played!

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Cash shower,

cash shower, cash shower!

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Cash shower!

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Yes!

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Mr. Pines, no!

You don't need to take your clothes off!

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No! Go to commercial!

Go to commercial!

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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My name's Honest Dipper,

and unlike my cheating uncle,

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I have something to show you

that isn't a hoax!

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It nearly killed me

getting him into that cage. Behold!

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Part gremlin, part goblin.

The gremloblin!

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Well, that's fun!

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It's fake, honey.

You can see the strings!

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What? Those aren't strings!

That's body hair!

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Ah, look at this,

dear, the six-pack-a-lope.

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Wordplay!

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No, everything else here is fake.

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This is a real paranormal beast.

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Hey, fun fact about this little guy,

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if you look into his eyes,

you can see your worst nightmare.

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Amazing, right? I work for tips.

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Thanks again for visiting!

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Thanks for shopping with us!

I'll get that!

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Here ya go!

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Sorry! Have a refund!

That's the Mabel Difference!

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Well, I just made two people go insane.

How about you?

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I'm so tired.

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I gave Wendy the day off,

so I had to do her job.

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Well, maybe you need to start being

a little bit tougher around here?

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No way! That's what Stan would do!

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I just need to think positive,

be friendly,

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and everything will work out fine!

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What?

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How did he get out of his locked cage?

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Well...

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Huh?

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You gave him a break?

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He's an employee! Sort of.

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We gotta round him up! Where's Soos?

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He was stressed out, so I told him

to take a soothing nature walk!

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Hello? Civilization?

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Doggie?

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Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Pines is

poised to become our grand champion.

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Anything to say to your fans out there?

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See you tomorrow night, Mabel!

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What do we do?

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He's awarding himself stickers

that he didn't even earn!

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Uh... Got it! "When fighting a gremloblin,

use water...

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"...only as a last resort, as water

will make him much, much scarier."

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Who writes sentences like that!

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Don't worry.

He's gotta leave eventually.

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I'm the singin' salmon

Spending all day jammin'

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I'm the singin' salmon

Spending all day jammin'

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I'm the singin' salmon

Spending all day jammin'

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Ugh! Why doesn't he just leave?

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-Our profits!

-Mabel! Wait!

00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,780

Stop! Stop!

00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:25,780

Oh!

00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,300

Don't look into his evil eye.

You'll see your worst nightmare!

00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,900

I wish we had an evil eye

to show him. Oh, no!

00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,340

Wait! Hey, Monster!

00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:38,180

Take a look at this!

00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,540

Well, at least he didn't do

that much damage.

00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,700

Oh, boy.

00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:58,980

Dipper! It's the third day!

00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,180

We've only got seven hours

to earn back our profits,

00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,900

or I've got to wear

that loser shirt all summer.

00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,600

Hey, guys! Am I nuts,

or does this place look different?

00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,460

Wendy! Soos! Am I glad to see you!

00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:13,320

We've got a lot of work to do,

but if we hurry, we can still beat Stan.

00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:17,660

Uh... Yeah, I've got a little headache,

so maybe I should, like, not work today.

00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,540

And I actually just met

this pack of wolves,

00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,960

and I think they're gonna, like,

raise me as one of their own.

00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,540

So I should really be

at the den right now.

00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,860

-But...

-But, hey, we'll see you on Monday!

00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,690

Uh, BT-dubs,

is anyone gonna eat these?

00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,490

Enough!

00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:35,900

I have had it!

00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:38,060

I fought a monster to save this business,

00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,620

and this how you repay me?

00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,380

I'm gonna get an ulcer

from your lollygagging!

00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,500

Lollygagging?

00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,780

Ulcer? You're acting different.

00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:46,930

You shut your yaps!

00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,180

I've been doing everyone's jobs,

00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,300

while you bums

have been bleeding me dry!

00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,340

-But...

-No buts,

00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:56,460

except yours on the floor, cleaning.

Now quit loafing and get to work!

00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:57,310

Yes, Mabel.

00:16:57,490 --> 00:16:58,940

That's "Yes, boss"!

00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,580

Dipper, what have I become?

00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,600

What you had to, Mabel.

What you had to.

00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:09,540

We've got seven hours

to turn this around!

00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,160

Let's go, people!

00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,660

You landed on Cash Flood!

00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,980

I'm giving none of this to charity!

00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:21,500

And now you can go home

a thousand-aire,

00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:25,100

or you could risk everything to

double your money with a bonus word!

00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,420

Rich, I'm a simple man.

00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,940

So I'm going to take my winnings,

00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:33,740

pack my bags,

and bet them all on the bonus word!

00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,890

Come on!

00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,730

Time is money, hard-head!

00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:42,900

You got complaints,

file 'em with the complaint department!

00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,890

My back.

00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,980

Dipper! We got tourists at nine o'clock!

00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,540

But what do I show them?

Real magic just freaks people out!

00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,640

Figure something out, knucklehead!

00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:57,280

Ladies and gentle-tourists!

This Shack is filled with wonders

00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,220

never before seen by human eyes.

00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,580

Behold! The horrible

giant Question Baby!

00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,620

Am I man? Am I baby?

These are legitimate questions.

00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,780

Have your picture taken

with it for a buck...

00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,100

Uh... Ten bucks! A hundred bucks!

00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,480

We put the "Fun" in "No refunds"!

00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,610

-How'd we do?

-We filled the whole jar!

00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:26,260

Minus the money

to replace all the furniture,

00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,770

supplies to fix the Shack,

that leaves us...

00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,570

$1.

00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,410

Tick-tock! Time's up, kids.

00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:36,540

Oh, no!

00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,820

Nice to see you learned

how to dress while I was gone.

00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,170

How much did you beat us by?

00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,090

I won $300,000.

00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,970

And then...

00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,500

For a chance

to double your cash or lose it all,

00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:52,690

what is a six-letter word you use

to ask for something politely?

00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,740

For example, "May I blank have that?"

00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,730

Do I look like an idiot, folks?

The word is "Gimmee", two Es.

00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,620

Ooh!

00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,180

You know,

because you've gone this far,

00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,700

we're gonna give you one more chance.

00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,080

Let's try again. It's a "P" word.

00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:09,940

Some might even say

it's the "Magic word."

00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,780

Pabracadabra. Final answer.

00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,770

I'm sorry, Stan, but the word is...

00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,240

"Please."

00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,600

Apparently that word

can make you money.

00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:22,860

So wait, if you lost everything,

then that means, Mabel, you won!

00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,540

-Whoo!

-You did it.

00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:26,620

Wait, what did we win again?

00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:30,640

Well, according to our bet,

I guess Mabel's the new boss?

00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,500

-No.

-No.

00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:32,580

-Please don't.

-Don't do that.

00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,620

Huh, what?

00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,180

Grunkle Stan, I had no idea

how hard it was being boss!

00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,760

This place was coo-coo bananas

00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,580

until I started barking orders

at people like you.

00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,460

Yeah, well, I gotta admit,

00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,090

it's kinda nice to be back, ya know?

00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:48,460

Okay, okay, that's enough! Get offa me.

00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,310

And, Soos, Wendy,

00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,130

get to work!

00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:53,300

Ahem.

00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:53,940

Please.

00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:55,860

Still hurts.

00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,780

Mabel, didn't your agreement

say something about

00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,740

Stan having to do

some kind of apology dance if he lost?

00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,080

No. No, it didn't!

00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,000

Actually, yeah,

I think I have it in my notes here.

00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,150

No! That never happened!

00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:07,560

Ha-ha! I'll get the camera!

00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:08,960

All right. Let me just...

00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,960

Grunkle Stan!

00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,280

Look, I'm not gonna...

00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,060

Do it!

00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:21,220

I'm Stan, and I was wrong

I'm singing the Stan wrong song

00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:26,020

I shouldn't have taken that chance

Now here's my remorseful dance

00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,260

Do the kicks!

00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,260

Jazzier!

00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,300

Hey! Give me that!

00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:35,820

My back.

00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,960

What do you think?

00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:38,860

Take 30!

00:00:06,657 --> 00:00:09,600

Наш спонсор – «Чипрэкеры» – крэкеры

со вкусом чипсов.

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А на вкус прямо как чипсы!

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Поздравляю вас! Вы получаете...

00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,466

Денежный душ!

00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,311

Мне нравится этот паренёк.

00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,400

Мистер Пайнс! К нам приехали туристы!

00:00:26,481 --> 00:00:27,839

Прям полный автобус!

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Обалдеть просто, вот повезло!

Зус, делай новые экспонаты!

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Уже делаю, босс! Так! А где...

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Венди! Повышай все цены!

Чем выше, тем лучше!

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Выше! До упора!

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Боже, дядя Стэн!

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По-моему, ты видишь не туристов,

а ходячие кошельки!

00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:50,080

Ничего подобного.

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Спасибо, что привёз меня

в «Хижину чудес», папа!

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Ха-ха! Только не трать

все деньги в одном месте!

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А меня укачало!

00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:04,800

Быстро подмети лужайку!

00:01:24,424 --> 00:01:26,424

ДИППЕР

00:01:28,748 --> 00:01:29,948

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:31,272 --> 00:01:32,472

СТЭН

00:01:42,782 --> 00:01:44,631

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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Спасибо за пенни. Стэн.

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Леди и джентльмены!

В моей чудесной «Хижине чудес»

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вы увидите много интересностей!

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Например: единственная фотография

коня, скачущего на другом коне!

00:02:05,982 --> 00:02:07,000

Да! Классная фотка.

00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,760

А сейчас, вы увидите

малолетнего мальчика-волка!

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О, смотрите! Сколько волос!

Его тело меняется!

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Дядя Стэн, это унизительно.

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Что?! Я не знаю, что значит это слово!

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Киньте ему денег – он станцует.

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Ай! Хватит!

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Спасибо!

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Все сюда! Купите наклейки «Хижины чудес»!

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Их можно наклеить на бампер или...

вашему мужу на рот!

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Я права, девочки?!

Вот, она меня понимает!

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Хулиганка! Сколько стоит?

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За счёт заведения!

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Мэйбл сегодня щедрая!

Спасибо, что приехали.

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Что?!

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ТРАТЬТЕ

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Чем это ты там занимаешься?!

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Бизнесом! Дзынь-дзынь-дзынь!

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Слушай, девочка!

Отдавая даром, денег не заработаешь!

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-А ну, быстро брысь от кассы!

-Но, но...

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И не «нокай» мне – не запрягала!

Лучше закрой свой рот и иди, работай!

00:03:06,001 --> 00:03:09,280

Дядя Стэн, а где твои

«пожалуйста» и «спасибо»? Хм?!

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О, да! Вот они где! Шлёп, шлёп! Ха-ха!

00:03:14,515 --> 00:03:17,240

Фу! «Пожалуйста» в карман не положишь!

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У меня только от одно этого слова

начинается изжога!

00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,361

Дядя Стэн, зачем я

должен носить костюм волка?

00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,671

По-моему, у меня блохи!

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Да! Они водятся в этой старой шерсти!

00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,280

В твоей «Хижине» только

поддельные экспонаты!

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А я каждый день в лесу вижу

настоящие удивительные чудеса!

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Может пора найти реальные экспонаты,

00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,878

а не врать людям постоянно?

00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:41,001

И к сотрудникам относиться получше!

00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,081

Да!

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Что? Вам не нравится,

как я веду здесь дела?!

00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,737

Напишите в жалобную книгу!

00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:47,840

Дзынь!

00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,391

Мусор.

00:03:49,191 --> 00:03:51,626

Я напишу в общество охраны труда!

00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,800

Не халтурьте! Лакируйте всю вывеску!

00:04:00,862 --> 00:04:03,973

Блеск привлекает туристов!

Как и большие птицы.

00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:07,271

Забавно!

00:04:07,679 --> 00:04:08,639

Так, мне кажется

00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,961

или дядя Стэн действительно

самый ужасный босс в мире?

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Конечно, ты прав! Чего мы всё терпим?!

00:04:14,399 --> 00:04:16,521

Однажды я предложил улучшить «Хижину»!

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Сказал, что могу быть талисманом

«Хижины»!

00:04:19,199 --> 00:04:20,440

Вопросительным знаком!

00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,520

Я б задавал вопросы,

танцевал вопросительный танец.

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Просто замечательная идея, Зус, классная!

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-Супер!

-Точно, я согласен!

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Да, спасибо! Стэн сказал, я не справлюсь.

00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,361

Он сказал что?!

00:04:31,679 --> 00:04:35,441

И запомните. За купленный

товар деньги не возвращаем!

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Дурачьё.

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Стоять!

00:04:39,022 --> 00:04:41,848

Дядя Стэн, ты зашёл слишком далеко!

00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:43,831

Как ты мог сказать Зусу,

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чтобы он забыл свою мечту,

00:04:45,671 --> 00:04:47,610

только потому что он

якобы «не справится»?!

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Слушай, сейчас я всё объясню!

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Быть боссом значит внушать уважение!

00:04:51,836 --> 00:04:54,968

Если даёшь людям всё,

что они просят – они наглеют!

00:04:55,431 --> 00:04:56,302

Не правда!

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Уверена, ты заработал

бы больше денег добром,

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вместо того,

чтобы постоянно на всех ворчать!

00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,921

Ха! Думаешь,

знаешь про бизнес больше, чем я?!

00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,320

Думаешь, лучше соображаешь?!

00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,635

Да! Потому, что я уважаю людей!

И блестящие стикеры! Вот!

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Ха! Я заработаю больше денег

в отпуске, чем ты на работе!

00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,155

Вот и отправляйся в свой отпуск!

00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,004

Это интересно. Ну, ладно,

я азартный человек!

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Три дня! 72 часа!

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Управляй «Хижиной», а я поеду в отпуск!

00:05:25,253 --> 00:05:26,560

Заработаешь больше, чем я...

00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,102

соглашусь, что надо вести дела иначе!

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Но! Если проиграешь, всё лето будешь

носить почётную майку «лузера».

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Ладно! Но если выиграю...

до конца лета я вместо тебя буду боссом!

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А ещё ты споёшь извинительную песню

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со словами, написанными Мэйбл!

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Хо-хо! Считай, договорились, детка!

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Это ты считай, что договорились, детка!

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Идёт!

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-Идёт!

-Идёт!

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Идёт!

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Идёт.

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Увидимся через три дня! Ха-ха!

Посмотрим, кто лучший босс.

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Мэйбл, ты что,

00:06:05,195 --> 00:06:07,670

поспорила с профессиональным

мошенником?!

00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,720

Ой, да перестань!

00:06:08,841 --> 00:06:11,560

Я легко стану лучшим

боссом, чем дядя Стэн!

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Прибыль, встречай меня!

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-Ты разбила банку.

-Купим новую.

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Наверно я зря волнуюсь!

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Сколько Стэн сможет

заработать, находясь в отпуске?

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Чем могу вам помочь?

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Я пришёл, чтобы выиграть все деньги.

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Вызывали нас, мистер Пайнс?

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Стэна больше нет с нами.

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Он умер?! Нет! Лучше бы умер я!

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Нет, Зус, дядя Стэн не умер!

Он уехал в трёхдневный отпуск!

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Мы поспорили.

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Спасибо, что объяснила.

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Мэйбл теперь ваш босс!

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У тебя подплечники?!

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Ага!

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Это один из управленческих приёмов,

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который я подсмотрела в книге,

найденной в мусорке на кухне!

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УСПЕШНЫЙ МЕНЕДЖЕР

1983

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А почему у тебя номер два на кружке?

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Потому, что номер один у нас... это вы.

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Да!

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-О, я поняла!

-О, круто!

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Идите за мной!

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Я, как ваш новый босс,

внесла несколько изменений!

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Я хочу, чтобы у вас всё было...

«С.У.П.Е.Р.»

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Счастье. Улёт. Постоянно.

Ежедневно. Радостно!

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Спасибо, что внимательно слушаете!

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Пухля, меня не тревожить!

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Народ, давайте пообщаемся!

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Венди, как можно сделать

твою работу более комфортной?

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Хм, ну. Стэн запрещал

приходить моим друзьям.

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Стэна здесь нет, сестра! Дверь открыта!

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-Супер!

-Так, Зус, а это, кажется... твоё!

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Вопросительный знак вопроса?!

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Жаль, что не восклицательный,

чтобы я показал, как я рад.

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Перейдём к тебе, Диппер!

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Умри, костюм волка, умри!

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Немедленно отправляйся в лес

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и без удивительных

экспонатов не возвращайся!

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Наконец-то! Покажу, как работают

настоящие охотники за чудесами!

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Диппер пошёл!

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Что ж, ребята, пора доказать,

что добрый босс – лучше всех!

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За следующие двое суток

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мы с вами заполним эту банку

шестьюстами миллиардами долларов!

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Да!

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Стоп! Ты хоть что-нибудь

знаешь о деньгах?

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Конечно!

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Пухля, сгоняй в магазин,

принеси мне латте!

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Сегодня он проголодался!

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КАСТИНГ НА ШОУ «КОЛЕСО ДЕНЕГ»

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Ох! Очередь почти не движется!

Пора применить стариковскую силу!

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У меня случился инфаркт!

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И меня спасёт только участие

в игре «Колесо денег»!

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О, пустите меня сыграть! Я старик!

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Вывести его с площадки?

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Этот противный старик – эгоистичный

любитель внимания,

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плюющий на всех!

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Он нам подходит!

00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:58,373

Молочный коктейль!

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ПРИБЫЛЬ

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Не опаздывать! Не опаздывать!

Не опаздывать!

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Босс, босс, босс!

00:09:13,777 --> 00:09:14,951

ЛИДЕРСТВО

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Какая красота!

00:09:17,395 --> 00:09:18,746

НОВОЕ РУКОВОДСТВО

00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:23,822

Спасибо! Ха-ха! До скорых встреч!

Мэйбл снова всех ждёт!

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Мэйбл, я кое-что поймал!

Туристы просто обалдеют от него!

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Отличная работа, мой ценный сотрудник!

00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:40,690

Ах! А кто это?!

Неужели это сам Знак Вопросика?!

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Мне кажется, я передумал, Мэйбл!

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Я забываю слова,

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а мой костюм, он скорее...

показывает, чем скрывает.

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Зус, не сдавайся!

00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,580

Всё можно преодолеть, если...

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«завоображировать»!

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Но, что это значит?

00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,340

Чшш! Чшш!

00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,140

Главное – верь в себя!

00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,500

Да, но я...

00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,955

Я очень замёрз!

00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:10,586

Как тут моя любимая Венди?

00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:13,730

Давай! Да, да. Вот так.

00:10:13,731 --> 00:10:15,219

Давай. Мне, мне. Осторожно!

00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:16,740

Да! Давайте, парни!

00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,090

А это что?

00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,100

Билли! Твоё лицо! Уничтожено!

00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,420

Простите! Вот, возврат денег!

00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:32,900

Венди, ты должна навести

порядок, приступай!

00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,450

Пожалуйста.

00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:38,020

Ого, ничего себе!

Ты начинаешь говорить, прям как Стэн!

00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,540

Что?! Нет! Я не такая, как Стэн!

00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:44,050

А знаешь, пожалуй,

тебе лучше отдохнуть до конца дня!

00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,220

С полной зарплатой?

00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,420

Конечно!

00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:54,100

Мэйбл Пайнс,

ты самый хороший босс в мире.

00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,740

Я талисман – Знак Вопросика!

00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,986

Не надо, мне же больно!

00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,460

Леди и джентльмены,

добро пожаловать на...

00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,640

-...«Колесо денег»!

-Колесо денег!

00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:09,340

Познакомимся с игроками!

00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:12,220

Я Даг из города Ферфилд,

штат Калифорния!

00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,150

Я Донна! Я из...

00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,457

Я Стэн! Стэн Пайнс!

00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:19,040

Я уже представлялся, алё!

Я Стэн!

00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,580

Понятно.

Игра будет непростой, друзья мои!

00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,257

Итак, пришло время...

00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:31,500

Да, пришло время решить задачку! Карла!

00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,220

-Да, Рич?

-Есть буква «С»?

00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:35,164

Ваша очередь ещё не пришла!

00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,140

Я готов отвечать!

00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:38,540

Но, сэр, нет! Ещё рано.

00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:41,351

Это «Заткни свой рот»?

00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:43,860

ЗАТКНИ СВОЙ РОТ!

00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,370

Отличная игра!

00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,500

Денежный душ, денежный душ,

денежный душ!

00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,540

Денежный душ!

00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,890

Да! Тирли-ду!

00:11:57,970 --> 00:12:00,248

Мистер Пайнс, нет! Раздеваться не надо!

00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,764

Нет! Рекламу! Включайте рекламу!

00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,180

Леди и джентльмены!

00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:10,420

Меня зовут «Честный Диппер».

И, в отличие от жулика-дяди,

00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:12,370

я покажу кое-что настоящее!

00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,250

Я чуть не погиб,

пока ловил это существо! Узрите!

00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:18,444

Полу-гремлин, полу-гоблин! Гремоблин!

00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,700

Это мне нравится!

00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:31,340

Это подделка! Видно же ниточки.

00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,489

Что?! Это не ниточки, а его волосы!

00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:36,500

Ах, смотри, дорогой – качок-лопа!

00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,290

Ха-ха! Игра слов!

00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,340

Всё в этой «Хижине» – подделка!

00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,660

Только это – настоящее чудище!

00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,460

Кстати, знаете интересную вещь:

00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,740

в его глазах

можно увидеть свой кошмар!

00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:55,380

Фантастика, да? Я жду чаевых.

00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,155

Спасибо, что заехали к нам!

00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,808

Спасибо за покупку! Я поймаю!

00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,413

Помогу!

00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:15,780

Простите! Я верну деньги!

Мэйбл сегодня щедрая!

00:13:18,311 --> 00:13:20,710

Ужас! Я только что

свёл с ума двух людей!

00:13:20,722 --> 00:13:21,489

Ну, а как ты?

00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,020

Безумно устала!

00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,380

Я отпустила Венди и пришлось

работать за неё.

00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:28,209

Может тебе уже пора стать

немного построже со всеми?

00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,340

Нет-нет! Так дядя Стэн работал!

00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,444

Я просто должна быть

позитивной, дружелюбной

00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,260

и всё будет хорошо!

00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:40,690

Что?!

00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,609

Как он выбрался из запертой клетки?!

00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:44,151

Ну...

00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,640

Передохни пять минут. Мэйбл.

00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,290

Ты дала ему перерыв?!

00:13:50,444 --> 00:13:52,940

Он тоже сотрудник! Вроде как.

00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,540

Надо его поймать! Где Зус?

00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:57,660

У него был сильный стресс и я отпустила

его прогуляться на природе.

00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,560

Ау! Есть здесь кто-нибудь?

00:14:04,106 --> 00:14:05,100

Собачка?

00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,370

Дорогие друзья, Стэн Пайнс

вот-вот станет нашим чемпионом!

00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,289

Скажете что-нибудь поклонникам?

00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,140

Увидимся завтра, Мэйбл!

00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,250

Что делать будем?!

00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:42,130

Он клеит на себя наклейки,

которые не заслужил!

00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:46,259

Нашёл! «Гремоблина

нужно облить водой, чтобы...»

00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,889

Вот тебе!

00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:51,980

...чтобы он стал ещё более ужасным

и намного более опасным!»

00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,420

Кто так переносит предложения?!

00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,220

Не переживай! Он же когда-нибудь уйдёт.

00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:07,173

Я лосось поющий, на пляжу лежущий!

00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:11,351

Я лосось поющий, на пляжу лежущий!

00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,471

Я лосось поющий, на пляжу лежущий.

00:15:14,524 --> 00:15:16,580

Ну, и почему он никуда не уходит?!

00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,580

-Наша прибыль!

-Мэйбл, стой!

00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,780

Нет! Нет!

00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,300

Не смотри в его злые глаза!

Увидишь свой худший кошмар!

00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:34,240

Это я сейчас покажу ему

свои злые глаза! О нет!

00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,340

Стоп! Эй, чудовище!

00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:38,480

Погляди-ка сюда!

00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,910

Ты стал как твой отец!

00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,680

Хорошо, что он не успел всё тут разнести!

00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,700

О, боже.

00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,075

Диппер, третий день на исходе.

00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,244

У нас семь часов, чтобы заработать,

00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,900

или мне придётся всё лето

ходить в почётной майке лузера!

00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,609

Привет, ребята!

Я брежу, или тут что-то изменилось?

00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,460

Венди! Зус! Как же я рада, что вы тут!

00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:13,329

У нас куча работы, но если поспешим,

успеем победить дядю Стэна!

00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:15,157

Да, у меня голова болит!

00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:17,660

Может, разрешишь мне сегодня не работать?

00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,540

А я познакомился с волчей стаей,

00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,969

и, в общем, они хотят

воспитать меня, как волка!

00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,540

Так что, прости, мне пора в логово.

00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,000

-Но, но...

-Не «нокай». До понедельника.

00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,690

А можно я съем, если никто не будет.

00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,490

Стоять!

00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:35,900

С меня хватит!

00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:38,060

Я дралась с монстром,

чтобы спасти «Хижину»,

00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,620

а вы мне так отплатили?!

00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,380

У меня скоро от ваших

приколов язва откроется!

00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,500

От каких приколов?

00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,780

Язва? Ты какая-то другая.

00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:46,930

Закройте свои рты!

00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:49,180

Все эти дни я за всех вас пахала,

00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,300

а вы только тратили мои деньги!

00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,840

-Да, Мэйбл, но...

-Не «нокай» – не запрягала!

00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,129

Быстро иди мыть полы!

00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,390

Хватит стоять и глазеть, идите работать!

00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:57,315

Слушаюсь, Мэйбл.

00:16:57,490 --> 00:16:58,940

Говори: «Слушаюсь, босс!»

00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,580

Ах! Диппер, в кого я превратилась?!

00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,604

В кого надо, Мэйбл! В того, в кого надо.

00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:09,540

Осталось семь часов, чтобы

всё исправить!

00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,164

За дело, ребята!

00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,660

И вам выпало Деньго-цунами!

00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,980

Ни цента на благотворительность!

00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:21,500

Теперь вы можете либо забрать деньги,

00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:25,100

либо попытаться удвоить

выигрыш, сыграв в супер-игру!

00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,420

Знаете, я простой человек!

00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,940

Поэтому возьму выигрыш,

00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:35,280

соберу чемоданы и поставлю

всё на супер-игру! Да!

00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,730

Время – деньги, бездельник!

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Хочешь жаловаться,

я принесу тебе жалобную книгу!

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Моя спина!

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Диппер! Приехал автобус с туристами!

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Но что им показать?!

Настоящие чудеса пугают людей!

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Ну, так придумай что-нибудь, балда!

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Леди и джентльмены!

В нашей «Хижине» вы можете увидеть то,

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что ещё никто не видел!

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Узрите! Ужасный гигантский

вопрошающий ребёнок!

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Я мужчина или ребёнок?

Вот в чём главный вопрос!

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Сфотографируйтесь с ним за доллар.

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За десять! За сотню!

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Я, я, можно я?!

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Деньги за товар мы не возвращаем!

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-Ну, как дела?

-Мы наполнили банку!

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Минус деньги на замену мебели...

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на починку «Хижины»... и у нас остаётся...

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Всего один доллар.

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Тик-так! Время вышло, детки!

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Не может быть!

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Хоть научилась одеваться,

пока меня не было.

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Говори, на сколько ты нас обогнал?

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Я выиграл триста тысяч долларов!

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А потом...

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Чтобы не потерять свой выигрыш,

а удвоить его, ответьте на вопрос:

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«Какое слово говорят, когда просят?»

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Например: «Дайте “пропуск“ что-нибудь».

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Я что, похож на идиота?

«Немедленно»! Два «эн»!

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Поскольку вы так хорошо играли,

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мы дадим вам второй шанс.

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Попробуйте ещё раз! Слово на букву «П»!

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Его ещё называют «волшебным словом».

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«Пабракадабра»! Вот мой ответ!

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Очень жаль, Стэн,

вы не отгадали слово...

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Пожалуйста.

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Это слово можно было положить в карман.

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Постой, если ты всё проиграл, это

значит... Мэйбл победила!

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Ура!

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А что мы выиграли?

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Ох! Теперь до конца лета

Мэйбл будет боссом.

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-Нет!

-Нет!

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-Нет, не надо!

-Нет-нет-нет!

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А? Что?

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Дядя Стэн, я понятия не имела, как

тяжело быть боссом!

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Здесь всё было вверх ногами,

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пока я не начала рявкать на людей,

как ты обычно.

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Что ж, ладно! Должен признать...

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я рад вернуться домой!

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Ну, всё-всё, хватит, пошли вон отсюда!

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А Зус и Венди,

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за работу!

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Кхм.

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Пожалуйста!

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Ох, аж противно!

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Мэйбл, а разве по договору

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дядя Стэн не должен был станцевать

извинительный танец, если проиграет?

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Нет-нет, не должен был!

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Вообще-то, да,

я даже записала в блокнот слова.

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Нет! Не было такого!

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Притащу камеру!

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Ну, ладно, я только...

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Дядя Стэн!

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Ох! Слушайте, но вы же не ста...

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Танцуй!

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Я Стэн, и я был не прав.

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Танцую теперь, как удав.

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Решился я с Мэйбл играть.

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И вот мне пришлось танцевать.

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Ногами давай!

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Веселей!

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Эй, а ну отдай!

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Моя спина!

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Пухля, что думаешь?

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Дубль 32!