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Everything I know, I learned right here.

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A frog taught me how to cross the street.

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When my house was haunted,

I learned how to eat ghosts.

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-And this thing taught me how to dance.

-Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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I've been jiggin' for seven days straight!

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Uh, Soos?

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Let him have this.

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What?

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Ah! Oh! Watch out!

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Whoa! Ooh! Cut scene!

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Kick butt!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah! Go, go!

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Fly! Kick! Punch!

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What? You cheated.

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You take that back!

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Round two!

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I'm gonna punch the ref.

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Let's gang up on him.

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Wendy! What's up, babe?

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Yeah, just puttin' up some fliers

for my band. I'm lead guitar. No biggie.

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Are you wearing mascara?

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Uh, it's eye paint for men!

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Hey, Robbie. Dipper was just showing

me this great game.

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Ah, yeah, sweet, sweet.

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Hey, how's about you sit this one out,

'kay, champ?

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But we just started this round.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, relax, man. I'm just trying to spend

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a little time with

my girlfriend, all right?

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It'll just be one round.

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So, hey, I'm going camping tomorrow

with my dad,

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so I won't be around.

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Oh, cool, cool. Watch out!

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Opponent sighted. Fight!

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King me!

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-Come on!

-It's not fair!

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She doesn't even know

what we're playing!

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Go Fish?

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Dude, I think I'm picking up

a radio station inside my head.

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Try blinking to see

if you can change the channel!

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Wendy!

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-Sounds like Robbie.

-Robbie?

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Is he that jerky twerp I see making

goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time?

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He called me "Big Dude" once.

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I mean, I know I'm a big dude,

but it kinda hurt.

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Should I sic Waddles on him again?

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Whoa, easy, tiger.

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I'll handle it.

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Whoa!

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Conflict!

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Wendy, Wendy, Wendy

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Wendy! Come on out, girl!

Come on down!

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-You realize she's not here, right?

-Pshh.

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Yes. What?

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She's out camping

with her family today.

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Maybe if you listened to her,

for once, you'd know that.

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What was that?

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I just said she's not here.

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No, no, no! You wanna get into it, huh?

Let's get into it, kid!

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You think I don't know

what's been going on, huh?

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It's obvious

you've got a thing for my girlfriend.

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Don't you? Don't you!

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What? No! Come on, man!

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Yeah, I'm sure she's just dying

to ask out a 12-year-old kid

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who wears the exact same shorts

every day.

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Hey, here's an idea.

Why don't I call her right now

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and see if she wants to go out

on a date with you?

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Hey, look, don't...

You don't have to...

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"Uh! Don't! Please, man!"

What are you gonna do? Huh? Huh?

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Uh, what? What?

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Hello?

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My phone!

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I'll buy you a new one.

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Oh, no, you're not getting off that easy.

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Hey! I know a fight when I see one!

Stay right there!

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You, me, Circle Park, 3:00.

We finish this.

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Aw, he's gone? I was just gonna call

the boys over to place a few bets.

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The smart money's on Skinny-Jeans.

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What was I thinking?

I can't fight!

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I've never been in a fight before!

Look at these noodle arms!

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Just bonk him over the head!

It's nature's snooze button.

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Boys!

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Why can't you learn to hate each other

in secret? Like girls do.

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Sure, listen to your sister.

Maybe you can share dresses, too.

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Boom!

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Maybe he'll just forget about it.

Maybe it'll all blow over.

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I don't know, Dipper,

teenagers are dangerous.

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Those hormones turn them

into, like, killing machines.

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-Really?

-Oh, yeah, dude.

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My cousin Reggie got in a fight

with a teen once.

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The guy broke, like, all his arms,

all his legs,

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and I think killed him or something,

I don't know.

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Me and Reggie

were just talking about it.

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I can't stay here. What if Robbie comes

back? I gotta hide!

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Look, kid,

you got yourself a choice here.

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You can either go face him like a man,

or you can hide indoors like a wimp.

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What'll it be?

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Wimp it is!

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Come on, Soos,

Robbie's, like, twice my size!

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I mean, what would getting

myself killed accomplish?

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I just need to hide here

until 3:00 passes.

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This day will never end!

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Relax, Dipper.

Just try not to think about Robbie.

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Girl! Why you ackin' so cray-cray?

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Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray?

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will be back in a moment.

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Poor Dipper. Hiding from Robbie.

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Unable to face his fears!

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Fears are for chumps!

That's why I don't have any.

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You want me to go get a ladder?

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-We don't have one.

-What?

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You know, studies show that keeping

a ladder inside the house

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is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

That's why I own 10 guns.

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In case some maniac tries to sneak in

a ladder.

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Grunkle Stan,

why you ackin' so cray-cray?

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You're the one who's ackin' cray-cray!

I gotta go now.

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Why would Grunkle Stan

be so weirded out by ladders?

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Of course!

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I think he has a secret fear of heights!

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We'll have to test him to be sure.

Or we could leave well enough alone.

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Nah!

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Man, I wonder what it would be like

to go inside a video game for real.

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I should have thought of this years ago!

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Stupid Robbie. Such a jerk!

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That's easy for you to say.

You have more than one life.

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I wish one of these guys could fight

Robbie for me.

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Huh?

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"To unleash ultimate power"?

I do like things that are ultimate.

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Back, back, hold, forward,

back, forward, down,

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hold, quarter circle forward,

triple punch!

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I guess it didn't work.

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Uh, Soos?

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Select your character!

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Uh...

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Rumble McSkirmish?

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Feet-feet-feet-spinning-kick!

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You're real?

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High five!

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Ow! Your pixels

are really sharp!

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Greetings, child-boy! I am

Rumble McSkirmish, from the USA.

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-Kick!

-Ow!

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Cool!

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Change machine!

Change me into a powerful wolf!

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With Rumble around, Robbie will be so

scared I won't even need to fight him!

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I've got the world's greatest fighter

to be my bodyguard!

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I need power-ups!

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This is so amazing! I gotta show Soos.

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Soos?

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-Aah!

-Help! I'm trapped in the game!

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It was cool in theory

but in practice it was really boring.

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It's not just a game anymore.

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All right, Waddles,

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it's time to begin Operation

Get-Stan-Over-His-Fear-Of-Heights!

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I came up with that name.

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-Huh?

-Happy Great Uncle's Day!

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There's a Great Uncle's Day?

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Of course it's not a day I made up!

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High heels? You shouldn't have!

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Seriously. What? What is this?

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What's wrong? Are you saying

these heels are too high?

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Do they make you

uncomfortable? Hmm?

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-Maybe.

-Admit it!

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Admit you have a fear of heights!

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What? That's why

you bought me these?

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You should be ashamed of yourself!

And on Great Uncle's day, no less.

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But no, I don't have a fear of heights.

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We now return

to World's Most Terrifying Skydiving!

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Turn it off!

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So I have a fear of heights.

Is that really so cray-cray?

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Well, we don't have any

traditional power-ups,

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turkey legs, pizza boxes, or gold rings.

How about half a taco?

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Place it on the floor!

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I wish I could do that.

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Now I must defeat

the world's greatest Fight Fighters!

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Take me to the Soviet Union!

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That's gonna be tough,

for a number of reasons.

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But I do know a fighter here

in Gravity Falls.

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Maximum power?

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His name is Robbie V,

and he's kind of like my arch enemy.

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Did he kill your father?

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Well, he's dating the girl I like.

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And he posts a really annoying

amount of status updates.

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And then he killed your father?

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Sure. Anyway, I was hoping you could,

you know, scare him off for me,

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so I don't have to fight the guy?

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Your question

makes my shoulders bounce!

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Fireball! Uppercut!

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Downercut! Bowl of punch!

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So you'll protect me from Robbie?

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Challenge accepted! Press start!

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Uh-oh. I think I hear my uncle!

Stay perfectly still!

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I said stay still!

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This is as still as I can stay!

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How am I gonna get Grunkle Stan

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over his fear of heights?

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Hey, Mabel! Have you met Rumble yet?

He's my new bodyguard!

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The child gave me a taco!

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Wow! He's got a crazy voice!

Here, say these words!

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"Effervescent! Apple fritter! Riboflavin!"

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Mabel, he's not a toy,

he's a fighting machine.

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I'm going to get him

to defend me from Robbie.

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-Isn't that kinda like cheating?

-I guess so.

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Well, I'll see you after the fight!

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"Poop! Poop and butts!"

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Tell me my opponent's special moves!

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Don't worry. As soon as he sees you,

he's gonna wet his pants.

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His wet pants will be no match for this!

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Whoa! Where'd that come from?

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I punched an oil drum!

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Trust me, you won't need that.

Just give him a good scare.

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Yes! With this!

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This street has really dangerous litter.

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Hey, Grunkle Stan!

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How would you like to go take a walk,

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nowhere in particular,

while wearing a blindfold?

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Eh! Beats just sitting around being old.

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Wait a minute,

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you're not planning on taking me

somewhere super high up, are you?

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Grunkle Stan! I would never!

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Scouts' honor!

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All right, let's go.

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Well, well, well,

look who decided to show up.

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I thought you'd chicken out.

You ready to settle this like men?

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Look, dude,

I don't think you want to fight me.

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Let's just call this thing off

before someone gets hurt!

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You scared? Huh? Is that it?

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Okay, dude, you asked for it.

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Who's your friend?

And why is he blurry?

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This happens to be

the greatest warrior that ever lived.

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Yeah, right! Hey, Eyepatch!

What did the kid promise you?

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More tape for your forearms?

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How can you laugh

when you killed this boy's father?

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Wait, what?

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I'm giving you one last chance,

back down or this guy's gonna go nuts.

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How about you back down, kid?

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You asked for it. Rumble, go!

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What the...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What is happening?

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I didn't wanna have to do this, man,

but you gave me no choice.

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Maybe now you won't mess with me...

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Whoa! Rumble, you can stop!

I think Robbie's had enough!

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Rumble, throw!

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Stop! I said stop!

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What the...

That guy's crazy!

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Fireball!

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What the heck was that?

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You were only supposed to scare him!

You almost killed him!

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I will not rest until the man

who dishonored you is destroyed!

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Punch!

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This isn't good.

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Something told me

this would be his first stop.

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Aah! Chill out, man!

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Please, Rumble,

you gotta stop!

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Rumble, wait!

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Punch, punch, punch!

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You don't have to do this!

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At least pace yourself!

You might get a cramp!

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I love you, Dad.

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What!

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We'll just buy another one!

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I love being rich!

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All you can eat!

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-Hi, dude.

-Soos!

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-Where have you been?

-Uh. Long story, man.

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Dude, did you see that video game guy

destroying everything in sight?

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It was crazy!

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Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life

to be my bodyguard.

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But now I have to stop him

before he kills Robbie!

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You need an amiable sidekick

with a pickup truck?

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You know I do!

00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:45,159

Take off your blindfold now!

00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,080

Yeah, that's pretty much

what I was expecting.

00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,718

You're doing better than I thought!

Now let go of the handrail.

00:14:54,839 --> 00:14:56,360

Nope!

00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:59,120

Hey, do you smell anger?

And hormones?

00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,280

Finally, I'm safe!

00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,719

Hey, Robbie! Get your own water tower!

00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:07,040

Shh! Keep it down! He'll find us!

00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,519

Challenger sighted!

00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:13,199

Time to save the day, dude.

00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,798

You can hide, but you cannot hide!

00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:19,839

Rumble! This has to stop!

Please, listen to me!

00:15:20,638 --> 00:15:22,440

Kick!

00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:24,400

-What was that?

-Oh, boy!

00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,200

We're safe, right?

00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,759

Of course not! This thing is on stilts!

High, high up!

00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,480

No, no, no! Don't! Don't finish me!

00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,439

Rumble!

00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:48,879

Rumble, I have something to tell you.

00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:51,999

Robbie, Robbie didn't kill my father.

00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,799

Then who did?

00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,559

What? No one did. I lied to you.

00:15:56,799 --> 00:16:00,440

Huh! Then you're actually a bad guy!

00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,360

I guess I kinda am.

00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:10,558

My entire journey, a lie.

My honor has been insulted.

00:16:10,559 --> 00:16:14,160

Sensei warned me

not to join the path of evil.

00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,278

The boy has led me astray

from my teachings.

00:16:17,278 --> 00:16:22,800

If Robbie V is not the last stage,

then it must be you!

00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:27,399

Dude! Don't fight him, man!

00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,080

That guy's got, like, a black-belt

wrapped around his black-belt.

00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:31,839

-You could get killed!

-I have to.

00:16:31,919 --> 00:16:35,000

I started all this,

and I've got to at least try to stop it.

00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:36,759

You sure you wouldn't rather hide

like a wimp?

00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,359

Fight like a man it is.

00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,199

Fireball throw, lightning ball throw, fire!

00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,800

You fight like a girl who is also a baby!

00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:14,959

Ooh!

00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:21,039

Oh, no.

00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,559

It was worth a shot.

00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,680

No! I have no "looking up" animation!

00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,880

What should I do?

Roll him up and put him on my wall?

00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,759

Dude, we should

rock-paper-scissors for him.

00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:49,839

Fist punch rain!

00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,319

Never underestimate

that I have punches!

00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:26,640

You, sir, truly are,

the champion of champions.

00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,638

Winners don't lose!

00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,799

I wouldn't be too sure about that, man.

00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:40,920

What? No! No! No!

00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,158

Game over, old friend.

00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,320

Nice one, dude.

00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:54,480

I'm sorry, Grunkle Stan!

00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,999

I thought this would help

but I was wrong! So wrong!

00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,919

I survived!

00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,320

I survived and I feel great!

00:19:02,398 --> 00:19:05,040

Wait, let me do a cocky dance,

just to be sure.

00:19:08,159 --> 00:19:09,320

Deal with it world!

00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,600

Stan Pines has cured his fear

of heights!

00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,918

-You coming, kid?

-Mmm-mmm.

00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:16,919

Hey, what's the matter,

you got a fear of heights now?

00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:18,718

Uh-oh!

00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,240

Whoa!

00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,919

What? Who was that guy?

00:19:23,999 --> 00:19:25,438

Why is it that whenever you're around

00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:27,719

there's always ghosts,

or monsters, or whatever?

00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,920

I don't know, man.

00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,080

That guy almost broke my neck!

You know how mad I am right now?

00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:34,839

So I guess you and I

have to fight now? Huh?

00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:38,319

Go ahead, man. Do your worst.

I just want to get this over with.

00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,400

Oh, man, I am so gonna enjoy this.

00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,558

-Aren't you gonna run?

-Nope.

00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:47,999

Are you sure?

00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:53,919

It's not even worth it!

00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,640

I play lead guitar

so I gotta save my hands.

00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,079

Hey, guys.

I heard some crazy screaming out here.

00:19:58,159 --> 00:19:59,600

-Wendy?

-You're back!

00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:01,160

Yeah, man. Whoa!

00:20:01,239 --> 00:20:03,838

What the heck happened here?

Freak tornado or something?

00:20:06,718 --> 00:20:08,280

And why are your faces all jacked up?

00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,799

You guys weren't fighting each other,

were you? I hate it when guys fight!

00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,760

No. Fighting? Never!

00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:14,919

No. Why would we?

00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,720

Yeah, we actually fell down

trying to stop two other guys

00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,239

from fighting each other.

00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,998

Cool. It really makes me happy to see

my two boys hanging out.

00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:26,279

I got some unpacking to do.

I'll text you guys later.

00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,239

Phew!

00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,919

Did you hear that?

She called me one of her two "boys."

00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,558

She was looking at me, though.

00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:38,040

Look, Robbie, if we stay at each other's

throats, we'll both lose Wendy.

00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,040

We need to make a cold war pact.

00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:41,720

Okay. What's that?

00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:44,159

We need to learn

to just hate each other in silence.

00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:47,000

You mean, like, what girls do?

00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,119

Yeah, exactly. "What girls do."

00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:54,119

So then I told Thompson,

"Hey, save some for the rest of us!"

00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,119

-Good one, Wendy! Yeah.

-Good one, Wendy! That's great.

00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,959

Oh, man! Just a second.

00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:04,520

So as I was saying...

00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:06,800

Oh, yeah, no,

you're the best! Yeah.

00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:07,959

-So fun, yeah.

-You know you're great.

00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,440

Everybody's friends! We're all friends!

00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,239

I'm Dipper.

I have shorts and determination!

00:21:16,319 --> 00:21:18,718

It's me, Mabel.

00:21:18,718 --> 00:21:21,159

I'm slower, but I jump higher.

00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:23,079

Pick me, or whatever.

00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:28,200

Oh!

00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:30,279

Alas, t'was naught but a dream.

00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,079

Eating my friends.

00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:07,359

Всё, что я знаю, узнал здесь!

00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,520

С лягушкой – переходить улицу!

00:00:09,598 --> 00:00:12,400

Здесь я научился поедать врагов!

00:00:12,478 --> 00:00:14,239

А тут я научился танцевать.

00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,519

Я уже семь дней танцую джигу!

00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,960

Зус?

00:00:19,035 --> 00:00:20,601

АВТОМАТ НЕ РАБОТАЕТ

00:00:21,118 --> 00:00:22,559

Пусть танцует.

00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:23,560

Так.

00:00:23,727 --> 00:00:25,193

ВСТАВЬ МОНЕТУ

00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,327

ПОЗДРАВЛЯЕМ!

00:00:28,352 --> 00:00:29,886

ВЫ ВЫИГРАЛИ!

00:00:30,872 --> 00:00:31,938

ВСТАВЬ МОНЕТУ

00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,160

Так, так! Осторожно!

00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,320

Ты смотри – мультяшка.

00:00:37,345 --> 00:00:39,812

Доктор Карате, ты убил моего отца.

00:00:41,514 --> 00:00:42,780

Получай!

00:00:43,115 --> 00:00:43,615

БОЙ

00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,039

Да-да-да! Ещё, ещё!

00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:53,884

Нокаут! Победитель – Рамбл МакСкёрмиш.

00:00:53,891 --> 00:00:55,495

Победитель не проигрывает!

00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,759

Чего?! Ты жульничал.

00:00:56,999 --> 00:00:58,239

Я победил!

00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:00,120

Второй раунд.

00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,400

Ну, я тебе задам.

00:01:01,843 --> 00:01:02,343

БОЙ

00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:03,879

Давай, круши.

00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:11,319

Венди! Как ты, детка?

00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:15,320

Я тут клею флаеры моей группы!

Я всего лишь соло-гитарист.

00:01:15,399 --> 00:01:16,919

У тебя глаза накрашены?

00:01:17,361 --> 00:01:18,227

ТЫ ПОКОЙНИК

00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,480

Это тушь для мужчин.

00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,199

Слышь, Робби, Диппер показал мне

классную игру.

00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,478

О да, здорово!

00:01:24,478 --> 00:01:27,399

Парень, пошёл бы ты пока,

погулял где-нибудь.

00:01:27,479 --> 00:01:29,319

Но мы только начали этот бой.

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Тихо-тихо, успокойся чувак!

Ты хочешь сказать,

00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,960

что мне уже нельзя поиграть

с моей девушкой?

00:01:35,159 --> 00:01:36,239

Всего один раунд.

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Третий раунд.

Бой!

00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,479

А я завтра иду в поход с родителями,

00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,640

так что меня не будет.

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Да. Круто! Получай!

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Седьмой раунд.

Бой!

00:02:08,282 --> 00:02:10,782

ДИППЕР

00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:13,924

МЭЙБЛ

00:02:15,076 --> 00:02:16,376

СТЭН

00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,147

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,759

Короли!

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-Ну, опять!

-Да ладно, сколько можно.

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Как так? Она даже не знает,

во что мы играем!

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В королей!

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Круто! Кажется, я головой поймал

какую-то радиостанцию.

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Попробуй моргнуть

и переключиться на другую.

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Венди

00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:54,039

-По-моему, это Робби.

-Робби?

00:02:54,119 --> 00:02:57,598

Это тот прыщавый парень,

который вечно строит глазки Венди?

00:02:57,598 --> 00:02:58,839

Он меня громилой назвал!

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То есть я, конечно, большой, но обидно.

00:03:01,439 --> 00:03:03,960

Может натравить на него Пухлю?

00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,720

А! Хо-хо! Полегче, тигр!

00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:07,760

Я разберусь.

00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,000

Ха-ха, конфликт.

00:03:11,038 --> 00:03:13,918

Венди, Венди, Венди

00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:16,839

Венди! Выходи ко мне! Выходи скорей!

00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:19,040

-Полагаю, ты забыл, что её нет?

-Пф.

00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,520

Да! Чего?

00:03:21,598 --> 00:03:23,519

Она ушла в поход с родителями!

00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:25,959

И если бы ты её слушал, ты бы знал.

00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,159

Ты что сказал?

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Я сказал, что её нет.

00:03:28,439 --> 00:03:32,158

Что-что-что? Ты нарываешься?

Хочешь получить, да?

00:03:32,158 --> 00:03:33,599

Ты думаешь, я не понимаю?

00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,679

Я не вижу, что ты втюрился в мою девчонку?

00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,039

Что я, тупой?

00:03:37,119 --> 00:03:39,838

Тупой? Нет! Да ты что?!

00:03:39,838 --> 00:03:42,399

Как же! Она просто спит и видит,

как бы пойти на свидание с сосунком,

00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,439

который носит шорты!

00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,919

Слышь, у меня идея! Позвоню ей и спрошу,

00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,478

пойдет ли она с тобой на свиданку.

00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,759

Робби! Нет! Стой! Не надо звонить!

00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,238

«Ах, не надо, дяденька!»

Ну, и что сделаешь?

00:03:54,239 --> 00:03:55,920

А? А? Ну, что? Что?

00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000

Алло?

00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:00,840

Мой телефон!

00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:01,880

Я куплю тебе новый.

00:04:01,918 --> 00:04:04,560

Ну, нет! Так просто не отделаешься!

00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,880

Так здесь явно пахнет дракой! Замрите!

00:04:09,598 --> 00:04:14,398

Ты, я, Сёркл Парк в три часа!

Пора разобраться!

00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,479

Черт, ушел! А я хотел звонить

парням и делать ставки!

00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,920

Долговязый – верный выигрыш.

00:04:23,039 --> 00:04:25,319

Боже, о чём я думал?! Что делать?

00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,400

Я раньше никогда не дрался!

У меня не руки, а макароны!

00:04:28,479 --> 00:04:31,400

Просто врежь ему по кумполу!

Там кнопка отключения.

00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:32,480

Мужчины!

00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:36,320

Можно же ненавидеть друг друга

по-тихому? Как мы, девочки.

00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:40,319

Точно, слушай свою сестру. Ха!

Она тебе и платье даст своё!

00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,238

Бум!

00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:45,118

А что если он всё забудет?

И тогда всё закончится.

00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,240

Ну, это вряд ли! Подростки опасны!

00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:50,159

От гормонов они как терминаторы.

00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,600

-О, правда?

-Точно!

00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,480

Мой кузен Реджи дрался с подростком!

00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:56,079

И тот ему сломал все руки и все ноги,

00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:57,959

и даже убил, по-моему!

00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,518

Реджи мне сам рассказывал.

00:05:01,438 --> 00:05:04,399

Я должен бежать! Робби вернётся!

Где спрятаться?

00:05:04,479 --> 00:05:06,639

Так, малыш у тебя есть два варианта:

00:05:06,719 --> 00:05:10,559

можешь разобраться по-мужски

или прятаться всю жизнь, как трус!

00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,799

Что выбираешь?

00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,798

Значит, второе?

00:05:16,798 --> 00:05:19,520

Пойми, Зус, Робби вдвое больше меня!

00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,598

И потом, чего я добьюсь своей смертью?!

00:05:21,598 --> 00:05:23,960

Нужно просто спрятаться часов до трёх!

00:05:25,438 --> 00:05:26,799

Бесконечный день.

00:05:26,879 --> 00:05:29,319

А знаешь, Диппер, попробуй

не думать про Робби.

00:05:34,078 --> 00:05:38,039

Девочка, скажи, почему ты такая странная?

00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,919

«Почему ты такой странный?»

00:05:39,999 --> 00:05:41,480

Продолжим после рекламы!

00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,879

Жалко Диппера! Прячется от Робби,

00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,558

боится собственных страхов.

00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,360

Он неудачник! Я вот ничего не боюсь!

00:05:51,128 --> 00:05:51,814

КЛЕЙ

00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,240

Принести тебе лестницу?

00:05:53,278 --> 00:05:54,719

-У нас её нет.

-Почему?

00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,199

Просто согласно исследованиям, лестница

00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,840

опаснее заряженного ружья!

У меня больше десятка ружей!

00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,359

На случай, если кто-то

притащит в дом лестницу.

00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,959

Скажи, дядя Стэн:

почему это ты такой странный?

00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,320

На себя посмотри – странная!

Я пошел отсюда.

00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,599

И почему дядю Стэна

так напрягают лестницы?

00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,358

Конечно!

00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,599

Наверное, у него есть тайный страх высоты!

00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,239

Мы должны его проверить!

А может, пусть пока живет спокойно?

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Нет!

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Эх, а каково бы это было –

попасть в видеоигру?!

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И о чём я раньше думал?!

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Глупый Робби! Ненавижу его.

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Первый раунд.

Бой!

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Нокаут! Продолжить?

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Победитель никогда не бежит от битвы!

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Тебе легко говорить! У тебя много жизней!

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Эх! Вот бы вместо меня

с Робби сразился он!

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А?

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ЧТОБЫ ПОЛУЧИТЬ

ДОПОЛНИТЕЛЬНУЮ СИЛУ, НАЖМИ

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«Чтобы получить дополнительную

силу…». Думаю, это было бы неплохо!

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Назад, назад, удар, удар, вперед, назад,

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вниз, удар ногой с разворота,

тройной удар, удар ногой!

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Не сработало!

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А, Зус?

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Выбери своего бойца!

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Рамбл Макскёрмиш.

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Настоящий?

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Дай пять!

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Ой! Какие острые пиксели!

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Привет тебе, мальчик!

Я Рамбл Макскёрмиш из США!

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Удар, пинок, удар колесо!

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Круто!

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Обменник! Сделай из меня

могучего волка!

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Увидев его, Робби так испугается,

что забудет о драке!

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Мой телохранитель –

самый лучший боец в мире!

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Нужна подзарядка!

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Это потрясающе! Расскажу Зусу!

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Зус?

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Я застрял в этой игре!

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В теории – шикарно,

на практике – скучно.

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Кажется, игры закончились.

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Так, Пухля,

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пора начинать операцию

«Отучим дядю Стэна бояться высоты»!

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Хорошее название.

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-А?

-Поздравляю с днем дяди!

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А что, разве есть день дяди?

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Конечно, я же не сама его придумала.

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Туфли на каблуках! Ой, ну, зачем?

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Нет, серьёзно? Зачем, зачем мне это?

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А что такое? Ты думаешь,

что каблуки слишком высокие?

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Что тебе будет некомфортно в них?

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-Возможно.

-Дядя Стэн!

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Признай, что ты боишься высоты!

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Что?! Ты для этого купила их?

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Мэйбл, тебе должно быть очень стыдно!

Тем более в международный день дяди!

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И кстати у меня нет

никакого страха высоты.

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А теперь мы расскажем вам

о прыжках с парашютом!

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Выключи!

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Да, я боюсь высоты!

Это что, настолько странно?

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Но у нас нет подходящих зарядок!

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Окорочков, пиццы или золотых колец!

А может быть тебе подойдет бутерброд?

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Положи его на пол.

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Хотел бы я так уметь!

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А теперь я должен победить

всех чемпионов!

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Поехали в Советский Союз!

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Не получится! По многим причинам!

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Но у нас в Гравити Фолз тоже есть бойцы.

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Максимальной силы?

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Его зовут Робби Ви, и он,

типа, мой главный враг.

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Он убил твоего отца?

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Ну, он встречается с девушкой,

которая мне очень нравится,

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и ещё он жуткий зануда, годится?

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И ещё он убил твоего отца!

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А, ну да! Скажи, ты не мог бы

его немножко напугать?

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Чтобы мне с ним не драться?

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От твоих слов у меня прыгают плечи!

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Файрбол! Апперкот!

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Удар! Миска с пуншем!

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Ты защитишь меня от Робби?

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Вызов принят! Нажми старт!

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СТАРТ

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Oй! Кажется, это дядя!

Стой здесь и не двигайся!

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Я говорю, не двигайся.

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Это мой неподвижный режим.

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Как же помочь дяде Стэну

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преодолеть страх высоты?

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Привет, Мэйбл! Познакомся с Рамблом –

моим телохранителем.

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Мальчик дал мне бутерброд!

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Ух ты! Какой у него странный голос!

Ну-ка, скажи вот эти слова.

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Аквамарин! Плохой холестерин! Рибофлавин!

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Мэйбл, он не игрушка, а робот-боец!

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Он защитит меня от Робби.

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-А по-моему, это жульничество.

-Это точно!

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Увидимся после драки.

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Кучка! Кучка какашек!

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Какие у Робби супер-удары?

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Никаких. Как только увидит тебя –

написает в штаны.

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Мои приемы круче его! «Труба»!

00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,878

Ого! Это откуда?

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Я разбил цистерну!

00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,239

Поверь мне, это не нужно!

Просто напугай его.

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Да! Вот этим!

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Какой-то опасный мусор на этой улице.

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Привет, дядя Стэн!

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А не хочешь ли ты прогуляться

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в совершенно незнакомое место

с завязанными глазами?

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Ха! Это повеселее, чем просто сидеть!

00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,878

Погоди минутку!

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Ты же не отведёшь меня

на какую-нибудь высокую башню?

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Дядя Стэн! Что ты такое говоришь?!

00:11:45,598 --> 00:11:46,719

Честное скаутское!

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Ладно! Пошли.

00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,199

Так-так-так, вы смотрите, кто пришел!

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Я думал, ты струсишь!

Готов разобраться по-мужски?

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Слушай? ты вряд ли захочешь драться.

00:12:06,799 --> 00:12:09,598

Давай лучше всё отменим,

пока никто не пострадал.

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Струсил да? Ты струсил?

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Ну ладно! Сам напросился.

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Это еще кто?! И почему нечёткий?

00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,519

Это величайший из всех воинов,

живущих на свете.

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Да, как же! Одноглазый!

Он что, пообещал дать тебе

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ещё стероидов для бицепсов?

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Не смей смеяться! Ты убил отца мальчика!

00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,400

Не понял, что?

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Даю последний шанс!

Сдавайся или мой друг тебе покажет.

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Вот сам и сдавайся!

00:12:36,879 --> 00:12:39,920

Я предупреждал! Рамбл, вперед!

00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:43,040

Ты чего?

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Что происходит?

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Я не хотел этого делать,

но ты не оставил выбора!

00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,199

Не будешь больше задираться?

00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,199

Стой! Рамбл, прекрати!

Робби уже всё понял!

00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:55,679

Бросок!

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Стой! Остановись!

00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,438

Да что ж это?! Он чокнутый!

00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:03,240

Файербол!

00:13:05,359 --> 00:13:06,599

Рамбл, что ты делаешь?!

00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,119

Нужно было только напугать,

а ты его чуть не убил!

00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:13,479

Я не остановлюсь, пока обидчик

не будет уничтожен!

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Удар!

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Это нехорошо!

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Я так и знал, что они где-то здесь.

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БОЧКИ И ЯЩИКИ

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Эй, успокойся!

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Прошу, Рамбл, остановись!

00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:41,240

Рамбл, стой!

00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:45,598

Удар, удар, удар!

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Хватит уже!

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Хотя бы помедленнее. Я уже не могу.

00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,080

Я люблю тебя, папа!

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БОНУСНЫЙ УРОВЕНЬ

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ОТЛИЧНЫЙ РЕЗУЛЬТАТ

00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,443

O, нет! Моя машина!

00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,639

Ну, ничего, купим другую.

00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:10,079

Хорошо быть богатым.

00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:14,799

Ты не убежишь!

00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,600

-Привет!

-Зус!

00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,920

-Ты где был?

-А! Долгая история!

00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,079

Чувак, ты видел,

как этот парень всё кругом крушит?

00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,119

Просто ужас!

00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:30,719

Да, вообще-то, это я его сюда привел,

чтобы он меня защищал!

00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:33,560

Теперь его нужно остановить,

пока он не убил Робби!

00:14:34,119 --> 00:14:36,440

Тебе пригодится друг со старым пикапом?

00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:37,559

Еще как, Зус!

00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:45,159

Ну, вот, теперь, дядя снимай повязку!

00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,080

Да, чего-то такого я и ожидал.

00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,718

Ты держишься молодцом!

Попробуй отпустить перила.

00:14:54,839 --> 00:14:56,360

Нет.

00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:59,120

Это от тебя пахнет гневом и гормонами?!

00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,280

Наконец-то спасен.

00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,719

Слушай, Робби, найди себе другую башню!

00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:07,040

Помолчи! Он услышит!

00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,519

Вижу врага!

00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:13,199

Иди и спасай его.

00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,798

Можешь бежать, но ты не спрячешься!

00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:19,839

Рамбл, прошу остановись! Послушай меня!

00:15:20,638 --> 00:15:22,440

Удар!

00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:24,400

-Что это было?

-О, боже.

00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,200

Мы же не упадем?

00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,759

Конечно, нет! Опоры крепкие! Мамочка!

00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:37,419

ПРИКОНЧИ ЕГО

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Нет-нет! Не надо! Не приканчивай!

00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,439

Хватит, Рамбл!

00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:48,879

Рамбл, ты должен меня выслушать!

00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:51,999

Робби, он он не убивал моего отца

00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,799

Тогда кто?

00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,559

Что? Никто не убивал! Я обманул.

00:15:56,799 --> 00:16:00,440

Тогда ты настоящий плохой парень!

00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,360

Наверное, так и есть.

00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:10,558

Весь мой путь – сплошная ложь!

Моя честь растоптана!

00:16:10,559 --> 00:16:14,160

Сенсей предупреждал не ходить дорогой зла!

00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,278

Мальчик сбил меня с истинного пути!

00:16:17,278 --> 00:16:22,800

Если Робби Ви не самый главный босс,

значит, это будешь ты!

00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,110

СТАРТ

00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:27,399

Чувак! Не дерись с ним!

00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,080

У него же два черных пояса, если не три.

00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:31,839

-Он тебя прибьет.

-Ну и что?!

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Я заварил эту кашу, мне её и расхлебывать.

00:16:35,079 --> 00:16:36,759

Не хочешь спрятаться как трус?!

00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,359

Тогда дерись как мужик.

00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,420

ДИППЕР – РАМБЛ

00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:44,415

Приготовиться!

00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:52,513

БОЙ

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Файербол и молния! Огонь!

00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:06,800

Бьешь как девчонка!

Даже хуже, чем девчонка!

00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:14,959

У!

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РАМБЛ

00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:21,039

O нет!

00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,559

Не очень-то и хотелось!

00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,680

Нет! Я не могу смотреть вверх! Я не умею!

00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,880

Ну, и что: скатать его

и повесить на стену?

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Чувак, а может лучше ножницы?

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Супер-пиксельный удар!

00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,319

Не забывай, у меня есть супер-удары!

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ДИППЕР

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Супер. Мощный. Ниндзя.

Турбо. Нео. Ультра. Гипер.

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Мега. Мульти. Альфа. Мета.

Экстра. Макси. Архи. Комбо!

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Рамбл, ты правда чемпион из чемпионов!

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РАМБЛ ПОБЕДИЛ

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Победитель не проигрывает!

00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,799

С этим утверждением я бы поспорил.

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ИГРА ОКОНЧЕНА

00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:40,920

Что?! Нет! Нет! Нет!

00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,158

Игра окончена, старый друг.

00:18:44,619 --> 00:18:46,486

СПАСИБО ЗА ИГРУ

ВВЕДИТЕ ИМЯ

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ДИП

00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:51,620

Прикольно.

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Прости меня, Дядя Стэн!

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Я хотела помочь, но ошиблась! Ошиблась!

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Я живой!

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И отлично себя чувствую!

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Стоп! Для уверенности надо станцевать!

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Вот тебе, мой страх!

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Стэн Пайнс больше не боится высоты!

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Ну, ты идешь?

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А в чем дело? Теперь ты боишься высоты?

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Oй.

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Стой! Кто был этот парень?

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И почему с тобой я постоянно влипаю

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в какие-то переделки с монстрами?!

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Даже не знаю.

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Он мне чуть шею не сломал!

Знаешь, как я сейчас зол?

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То есть, теперь нам с тобой

нужно подраться?

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Ладно, давай врежь мне!

Только побыстрее, если можно.

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Даже так? Сейчас я на тебе оторвусь!

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-Ты не убегаешь?

-Нет.

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Ты уверен?

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Да ну тебя! Сдался ты мне!

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Мне нужно руки беречь для гитары.

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Привет, парни! Слышала тут какие-то крики.

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-Венди?!

-Ты вернулась!

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Ну, конечно! Oго!

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Что здесь произошло?

Торнадо что ли налетел?

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-Понимаешь, Венди тут вроде…

-Ну это, понимаешь, тут...

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И почему вы все в синяках?

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Только не говорите, что вы подрались!

Я ненавижу драки.

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Что ты? Драка?

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Зачем нам драться?

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Глупости! Наоборот, мы пытались

остановить двух драчунов,

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и вот нам тоже досталось.

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Круто! Приятно видеть,

что двое моих парней подружились!

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Я пойду распакуюсь! Потом вам позвоню!

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Фу!

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Ты это слышал?

Она назвала меня своим парнем!

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Но смотрела она на меня.

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Знаешь, Робби, если мы будем

грызться, то мы оба её потеряем!

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Предлагаю вести холодную войну.

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Ну, давай! А это как?

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Будем ненавидеть друг друга,

но по-тихому.

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Типа как девчонки что ли?

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Да, правильно! Именно, как девчонки.

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И тут я говорю Томпсону:

«Эй, ты и другим тоже оставь!»

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-Молодец, Венди! Здорово!

-Отлично! Да.

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Ёлки-моталки! Я сейчас!

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Вот так я и сказала.

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Венди, ты лучшая. Класс!

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-Просто обалдеть! Да!

-Здорово ты его приложила, потрясно!

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ВЫБЕРИТЕ ПЕРСОНАЖА

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Я – Диппер!

У меня есть шорты и решительность!

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Я – это что-то! Я – Мэйбл!

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Я неуклюжий, но высоко прыгаю!

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А мне по барабану!

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Жаль это был всего лишь сон!

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Ем друзей!