Время назад!

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I spared every expense.

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Ahhh!

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I think the sky tram is broken.

Also, most of my bones.

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This guy. All right, all right,

I got a job for you two.

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I printed up a bunch of fake

safety inspection certificates.

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Go slap one on anything

that looks like a lawsuit.

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Grunkle Stan, is that legal?

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When there's no cops around,

anything's legal.

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Soos, how's that

dunk tank coming along?

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Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines!

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Ha! You got it rigged

from here to Timbuktu!

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There's nothing on earth

that could knock me down.

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Yeah, except for, like,

a futuristic laser arm cannon.

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Hey, you haven't seen

my red screwdriver, have you?

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Darn thing went missing.

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Maybe some magical creature

or paranormal thingum took it.

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Oye, you've been spending

too much time with those kids!

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All right, let's see,

where did I put that thing?

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The mission is proceeding

as planned. Over.

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It's 12:00. The Dunk Tank is now open!

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Step right up and dunk me, folks!

I'm talking to you, cut-offs!

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That's right, muffin-top, high pants.

Who wants a piece of me?

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Come back any time, folks.

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How do they get them into this shape?

It's unnatural!

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But Dipper, they're so delicious?

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Oh, boo! I'll be right back.

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I'll be right here! Heh.

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I love you.

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Look at you two!

Getting all romantic at the fair!

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Come on, it's no big deal.

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Yeah, it is!

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Okay, you're right. It is!

Isn't this amazing? I just dove in! I said,

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"Hey, you wanna hang out at the fair?"

And you know what she said?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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"Yeah, I guess so!" It totally worked!

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All your advice about just going for it,

it's finally paying off!

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When are you going to learn, Dipper?

I'm always right about everything!

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Hey, do you smell

a gallon of body spray?

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Hey, either of you dorks

seen Wendy around?

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-Who wants to know?

-Hey!

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Yeah, I got some new super-tight jeans.

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Thought she might

want to check them out.

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Yeah, you know, I think

I saw her in the bottomless pit.

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You should really go jump in there.

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Maybe I will, smart guy.

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He is such a jerk!

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Yeah. But he's a jerk

with tight pants and a guitar.

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I need to keep him away

from Wendy at all costs.

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Don't worry, brother,

whatever happens, I'll be right here,

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supporting you every step of the...

Oh, my gosh! A pig!

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Iffen you can guess the critter's weight,

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you can take the critter home.

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He said "Mabel"!

Either that or "doorbell".

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Did you say "Mabel" or "doorbell"?

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Oh, look, Mabel here

found her real twin.

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Pacifica.

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Sir, I must have that pig!

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Ah! Old Fifteen-Poundy.

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So, how much

you guessing he weighs?

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Um, 15 pounds?

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Are you some kind of witch?

Well, here's your pig.

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And you'll be needing these.

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No? Suit yourself.

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Everything is different now.

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Whoa, check it out.

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I don't know if it's a duck or a panda,

but I want one!

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My uncle taught me

the secret to these games.

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You aim for the carny's head, and take

the prize when he's unconscious.

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Nice.

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-One ball, please.

-You only get one chance.

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And a-one! And a-two!

And a...

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Ow! My eye!

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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Wendy, are you okay?

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Does it look swollen?

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Everything's gonna be fine!

Don't worry! I'll... I'll go get some ice!

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Where is she, where is she?

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Hey! Watch where you're going, man!

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All right, just ease your eyeball

into that Freezy-cone.

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Robbie, thanks.

That's really sweet.

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The gesture and the flavored syrup.

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Yeah, I was just here

in the right place at the right time.

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You know,

I've been meaning to ask you,

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we've been spending

a lot of time together

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and I was wondering if maybe,

you wanted to go out with me?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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Sweet!

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Look, Dipper! I won my pet pig!

His name is Waddles.

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I called him that because he waddles.

Waddles!

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Everything is different now.

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What are you looking at?

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Oh.

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Uh... Are you gonna move?

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Paging Dr. Waddles!

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We got a boy here

with a broken heart.

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Come on, man! These are the jokes!

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Mabel, do you ever wish you could

go back and undo just one mistake?

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Nope! I do everything right all the time.

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Wendy only went out with Robbie

because he was there with the ice,

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and she only needed ice

because of the baseball,

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and I would have had the ice

if it wasn't for

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that guy!

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Hey, you! Tool belt! You ruined my life!

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-Huh?

-Don't "huh" me! I've seen you before!

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What's your deal?

Are you following us around?

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And why are you bald?

What's all that about?

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My position

has been compromised!

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Assuming stealth mode!

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Color match. Initiating color match.

Come on! Dang it!

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That's amazing!

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Are you

from the future or something?

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Uh... No! Who told you that?

Memory Wipe!

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This is a baby wipe.

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All right, you've cornered me.

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I'm a time traveler.

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So wait a minute,

if you're from the future,

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do you have, like,

a time machine or something?

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That's kind of how it works.

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Could I borrow it?

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Come on,

can I use your time machine just once?

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Out of the question!

You know, this is sensitive,

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extremely complicated time equipment.

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It looks like a tape measure.

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You shut your time-mouth!

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This making any sense to you?

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I think he's just crazy!

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Oh, you don't believe me?

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Guess where I was!

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Whoa!

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That's right! Fifteen years ago

there was a costume store right here!

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One second.

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Oh, heck! Pat, pat down!

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So, who are you again?

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Blendin Blandin.

Time Anomaly Removal Crew,

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Year Twenty Sñeventy Twelve.

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My mission is to stop

a series of time anomalies

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that are supposed to happen

at this very location.

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But I don't see any anomalies.

I don't know if it's some kind of paradox

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or if I'm just really tired.

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You know, you sound like

you could use a break.

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Definitely. Definitely.

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Might we recommend one of the

various attractions at the Mystery Fair?

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You know what? What the heck!

I'm worth it! But I got my eye on you!

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One, please!

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Sorry, dude, but you're gonna have to

take your belt off for the ride.

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One of your tools might fly off

and accidently fix something.

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Guard it with your life.

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I will watch it like a hawk, dude.

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Like a hawk.

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Here it is, Mabel.

Our ticket to any moment in history!

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Let's go get two dodos

and force them to make out!

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No! We gotta be smart about this.

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All that paradox talk

kind of freaked me out.

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All I'm going to do is go back

and fix my one mistake.

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If I don't miss that baseball throw,

I won't hit Wendy in the eye,

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and Robbie won't comfort her,

and they won't start going out.

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I'm coming, too! I want to relive

the greatest moment of my life,

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winning Waddles!

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Muah!

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See you later.

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See you earlier!

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It's 12:00. The Dunk Tank is now open!

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Step right up and dunk me, folks!

I'm talking to you, cut-offs!

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-Do-over?

-Do-over!

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If and you could guess the...

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Fifteen pounds!

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And yes, I am a witch.

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Well, time to round up a mob.

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Hey, Wendy.

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There you are.

Hey, what happened to your hat?

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Uh... Nothing. Hey, look! What's that?

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Whoa! Check it out. I don't know if it's

a duck or a panda but I want one.

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One ball, please.

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You only get one chance.

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That's what you think.

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One panda-duck, coming right up!

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Okay, Dipper, second chance.

Don't mess this up.

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Yes!

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-Ow! My eye!

-What?

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Does it look swollen?

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That's so weird.

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Oh, hey, Robbie!

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So anyway, we've been hanging

out a lot, and I've been wondering if,

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you wanted to go out with me?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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Sweet!

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The exact same thing happened twice!

It was spooky!

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Ooh, maybe it's a time curse!

Waddles, can you say "time curse"?

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Your face is so fat!

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Is it possible that the forces of time

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naturally conspire to undo

any new outcomes?

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No, no. I just need to try again.

Third time's the charm.

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How hard can it be?

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Light her on fire!

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Find the witch!

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Ow! My eye!

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Hey, you all right?

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Ow! My eye!

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Oh, bad luck.

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Uh... Wendy, how badly do you

want that stuffed animal thing?

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More than anything

in the world, Dipper.

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Okay.

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I love my pig!

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If I adjust the ball for wind speed,

factoring cotton candy...

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Face it, Dipper, you're obviously

fated to have a bad day at the fair.

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Just like I'm fated to be with Waddles!

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It's like there's one variable missing.

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What's a variable?

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Ha! That's it! I figured out a way

to win the toss, not hit Wendy,

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and stop Wendy and Robbie

from going out.

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Awesome!

I'm gonna go win my pig again!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You can't leave. I need you for my plan.

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But what about Waddles?

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-It'll just take a few minutes! Let's go!

-Whoa!

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You gonna go, man?

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And a-one, and a-two and a...

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Aw, dude, you missed.

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Did I?

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Hah!

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Huh?

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Your stuffed creature

of indeterminate species, miss.

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Oh! Awesome!

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-There you are, Wendy.

-Hi, Robbie!

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So I was wondering if, you...

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Look what Dipper got for me!

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Whatever. Can't even tell

what species it is. Stupid.

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What's his deal? Looks like

I came to the fair with the right guy!

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We have a winner!

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Anytime, broseph.

Now, to win my pig.

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It's all yours! No one else's!

Old Fifteen-Poundy! Yours! Forever!

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That was even more awesome

the third time around!

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Funnel cake!

Let's go get some, Dipper.

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Ahhh!

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Mabel, what...

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-I'll just wait until you're done.

-I'm done.

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Okay, what is wrong?

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We messed up the timeline!

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Pacifica saw the flier

and won Waddles before I did!

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She took Waddles, Dipper!

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Oh, Mabel, I'm sorry!

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It's okay,

we just need to go back

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-and do things differently.

-Mabel!

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Wait! Look, I did the math,

in any other timeline,

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Wendy ends up going out with Robbie!

I can't mess this day up again!

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But if we don't go,

then I'll lose Waddles forever!

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Hey!

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Give it back!

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Whoa!

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When are we?

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The real question is, "When are we?"

Oh, wait, did you already...

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-Yeah, I... I already...

-'Cause I was gonna...

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-Yeah, it's the same thing.

-All right.

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Do you hear that?

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Be on the lookout

for mountain lions, travelers!

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Dysentery? Who wants dysentery?

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Forge ahead, mighty oxen!

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For a new life awaits us

on this Oregon Trail!

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Where are we? The '70s?

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You sent us back 150 years, genius!

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It's pioneer times!

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By Trembly! Fertilia! It seems

you've given birth to two more children!

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It appears I have!

More little hands to render the tallow.

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Tallow? What?

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Her mouth is filled with silver, mother!

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These are called braces!

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Mabel, we can't start

messing with the past!

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Oh, says the guy who

messed with the past all day,

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and cost me my pig?

I'll mess with whatever I want!

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Check it out! A magic button machine!

Shoes that blink!

00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:36,398

Ohhh!

00:15:38,239 --> 00:15:43,677

Hey, sister, guess who gets to vote

in the future? Ladies! Up top!

00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:46,558

That's called a high-five.

Teach it to your friends.

00:15:47,439 --> 00:15:49,199

Give me that!

I'm gonna set the timeline right!

00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,079

Hey! No!

00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:54,839

Ahhh!

00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,038

Phew!

00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:01,118

Run, run! Take cover!

00:16:01,238 --> 00:16:02,599

It's coming!

00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,198

This future seems neat.

00:16:12,158 --> 00:16:13,437

I'm coming, Waddles!

00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:14,638

Hey!

00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:16,958

I seen it! I seen it again!

00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,839

But enough about me. Behold... Me!

00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:29,757

This thing is getting hotter!

00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,238

Hot! Hot, hot, hot!

00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,519

-What did you do?

-I don't know!

00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:44,157

Where are we?

00:16:44,198 --> 00:16:46,358

It's nothing but inky

blackness for miles!

00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:50,198

Mabel, don't you see?

We've transported to the end of time!

00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:52,279

Whoa!

00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,678

Wait, why does it smell so bad in here?

00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:05,199

Look! We're back in the present!

00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:06,358

But which present?

00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:09,118

The is the best present ever!

00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:10,238

Yes!

00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:12,958

No!

00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:15,918

Give me that thing! Dipper, give it back!

00:17:17,757 --> 00:17:19,519

Look, Mabel, it's over, okay?

00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:21,597

Give it up! I've worked

too hard to lose this.

00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:24,598

But what about Waddles?

He was my soul mate!

00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,279

You said that about a ball of yarn once!

00:17:27,357 --> 00:17:29,277

Do you really want Wendy

to date Robbie?

00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,119

I don't know.

00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:40,559

You're not guilt-tripping me, Mabel.

Not this time.

00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:45,278

Come on, Mabel. I know you.

00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:47,359

You're gonna forget about this in a day.

00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:49,879

Here, hey, I'll prove it.

00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:54,237

See?

00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:00,919

Okay, maybe you'll forget in a week.

00:18:05,239 --> 00:18:06,639

A month. She'll be better in a month!

00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:14,239

Waddles. Waddles.

00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,317

And if you look to your left,

you'll see Miserable Mabel.

00:18:16,317 --> 00:18:17,278

The girl who went bonkers

00:18:17,358 --> 00:18:19,639

after her dreams were shattered

by some heartless jerk.

00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:20,918

Oh, hey, Dipper.

00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,358

I don't know if it's a duck

or a panda, but I want one.

00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,599

Wendy, I just wanted to say that...

00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:40,879

Well, I just wanted to say

that people make mistakes,

00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:43,238

and when they do,

you should forgive them.

00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:45,117

And also,

that tight pants are over-rated.

00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,318

Dude, you lost me.

00:18:47,037 --> 00:18:49,078

I know. One ball, please.

00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:50,599

You only get one chance.

00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,717

And a-one, and a-two, and a...

00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,758

Ow! My eye!

00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:59,159

Hey, Wendy? Are you okay?

00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,359

You know, this is the perfect time

for me to, ask you something.

00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,317

It is done.

00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,039

Dipper! Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you!

00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:11,997

He's saying "Thank You" in Pig!

Aren't you, Waddles?

00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,838

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:17,757

I couldn't break your heart, Mabel.

00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,798

Besides, there's no way Wendy can

date Robbie all summer, right?

00:19:21,597 --> 00:19:23,318

You two!

00:19:24,718 --> 00:19:28,358

Do you have any idea

how many rules you just broke?

00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:32,157

I'm asking, I wasn't there with you.

It was probably a lot, right?

00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,077

Blendin Blandin.

00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:37,639

The Time Paradox

Avoidance Enforcement Squadron!

00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,519

That's right. And our phones

have been ringing off the hook.

00:19:40,598 --> 00:19:42,798

There's settlers high-fiving

in the 1800s.

00:19:42,878 --> 00:19:44,959

And calculators

littered through eight centuries!

00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,518

You are under arrest for violations

of the time travelers' code of conduct.

00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:51,358

It was those kids!

And their leader, Waddles!

00:19:51,438 --> 00:19:52,678

That's a pig, Blendin.

00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,199

I'll get you for this!

00:19:54,237 --> 00:19:57,638

I'll go back in time and make sure your

parents never meet!

00:19:58,358 --> 00:19:59,359

Well, we're still here.

00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:01,159

Guess he forgot to go back.

00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:02,998

Ha! You suckers!

00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:05,719

Your pockets are empty

and I'm still sitting high and dry!

00:20:08,637 --> 00:20:10,598

Yeah. "Boo. Boo." I love it.

00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:13,437

Hey, biceps!

Yeah, I'm talking to you, haircut.

00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,317

Take your best shot. Ha!

00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:29,558

So, I guess we never found out

who was causing

00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:31,798

those time anomalies

Blendin was looking for.

00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:34,279

Wait, Mabel, I think it was us!

00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:36,558

Ugh! My brain hurts.

00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:39,319

Aw, jeez, I've gotta deal

with this all summer.

00:20:40,358 --> 00:20:42,237

It's good. It's caramel.

00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:43,318

I'm on it.

00:20:46,558 --> 00:20:47,959

Ahhh!

00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:53,757

My pants! They're shrinking!

00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,199

Oh, man.

00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:05,879

That'll do, pig.

00:21:08,278 --> 00:21:09,238

That'll do.

00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:13,519

You have broken the eternal laws

of space-time!

00:21:13,679 --> 00:21:15,199

I beg your mercy, Time Baby!

00:21:15,278 --> 00:21:17,758

You now must clean up

all of the anomalies.

00:21:26,397 --> 00:21:29,959

Old Man McGucket, local kook.

Are the wax figures alive, and...

00:21:34,077 --> 00:21:35,438

What're you looking at?

00:00:09,559 --> 00:00:11,439

Я сумел сэкономить на всём.

00:00:14,678 --> 00:00:18,319

Канатная дорога сломалась!

И все мои косточки тоже.

00:00:18,937 --> 00:00:22,418

Вот шутник! Ну, ладно!

Для вас есть работа!

00:00:22,599 --> 00:00:25,359

Тут у меня фальшивые

сертификаты безопасности!

00:00:25,438 --> 00:00:27,598

Прилепите ко всему, что может сломаться.

00:00:27,879 --> 00:00:29,599

Дядя, а разве это законно?

00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:32,079

Пока полиции нет, всё законно!

00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:34,239

Зус, ты запаял бак-окунашку?

00:00:35,718 --> 00:00:37,599

Почти готово, мистер Пайнс.

00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,798

Ха! Да ты закрепил рычаг намертво!

00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:45,317

Теперь ничто на свете меня не собьёт!

00:00:45,318 --> 00:00:48,399

Ничто кроме какой-нибудь

крутой лазерной пушки.

00:00:48,718 --> 00:00:51,478

Зус, ты не видел

мою красную отвёртку?

00:00:51,558 --> 00:00:52,839

Она куда-то подевалась.

00:00:52,959 --> 00:00:55,398

Может, её взяло какое-то

волшебное существо.

00:00:55,479 --> 00:00:58,278

Хватит! Дети на тебя плохо влияют!

00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,677

Так, интересно, куда же я мог её засунуть?

00:01:02,878 --> 00:01:05,477

Всё идёт по нашему плану! Отбой.

00:01:26,507 --> 00:01:29,007

ДИППЕР

00:01:30,401 --> 00:01:31,901

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:33,132 --> 00:01:34,432

СТЭН

00:01:44,739 --> 00:01:46,239

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:01:48,159 --> 00:01:51,119

Ровно полдень! Бак-окунашка открывается!

00:01:52,799 --> 00:01:55,957

Ну, кто хочет окунуть меня?

Может, ты, бесштанный? Или вы?

00:01:55,957 --> 00:01:59,279

Жирная! Очкарик! Кто хочет попробовать?

00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,637

В этот раз не повезло!

00:02:05,557 --> 00:02:08,718

Как им придали такую интересную форму?

Противоестественную.

00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:11,978

Самое главное, что они очень вкусные!

00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,160

ВКУСНО?

00:02:13,998 --> 00:02:15,999

Ой, фу! Я сейчас вернусь.

00:02:16,079 --> 00:02:17,639

Буду ждать здесь!

00:02:18,678 --> 00:02:19,238

Люблю тебя.

00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:22,799

Значит, воркуете прямо как два

влюбленных голубка.

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Да ладно тебе! Не говори ерунду.

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Я права.

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Да, Мэйбл, ты права!

Но это же здорово! Я рискнул! Сказал:

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«Хочешь потусить на ярмарке?»

И она ответила:

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Да, почему бы нет.

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Да, почему бы нет! Сработало!

00:02:36,377 --> 00:02:39,579

Я сделал так, как ты посоветовала,

и всё получилось!

00:02:40,018 --> 00:02:43,738

Диппер, когда ты уже поймёшь:

твоя сестра всегда и во всём права!

00:02:44,057 --> 00:02:46,937

Стой! Ты чувствуешь

сильный запах дезодоранта?

00:02:47,897 --> 00:02:50,178

Эй, вы мялявки, не видели здесь Венди?

00:02:50,499 --> 00:02:52,339

-А тебе зачем?

-Эй!

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На мне новые узкие джинсы!

00:02:54,579 --> 00:02:56,859

Думаю, она захочет посмотреть.

00:02:57,259 --> 00:02:59,458

Знаешь, кажется,

я видел её на дне пропасти!

00:02:59,538 --> 00:03:01,018

Иди прыгни, посмотри.

00:03:01,338 --> 00:03:03,179

Может и прыгну, умник.

00:03:04,698 --> 00:03:05,938

Какой же он придурок!

00:03:06,137 --> 00:03:08,057

Зато у него узкие джинсы и гитара!

00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,977

Нельзя подпускать его к Венди.

00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:12,699

Не переживай, братишка,

ведь я всегда готова

00:03:12,779 --> 00:03:15,538

тебя поддержать, что бы ни...

О боже мой, выиграй свинью!

00:03:15,773 --> 00:03:17,006

ВЫИГРАЙ СВИНЬЮ

00:03:19,577 --> 00:03:20,818

Тот, кто угадает вес свиньи,

00:03:20,898 --> 00:03:22,698

заберёт её домой!

00:03:28,819 --> 00:03:31,097

Она сказала «Мэйбл»!

Хотя, может, «мебель»?

00:03:31,138 --> 00:03:33,977

Ты сказала «Мэйбл», или «мебель»?

00:03:35,499 --> 00:03:38,139

Посмотрите-ка, Мэйбл нашла

брата по разуму.

00:03:40,339 --> 00:03:41,657

Пасифика!

00:03:41,657 --> 00:03:43,419

Сэр, мне нужна эта свинья!

00:03:43,858 --> 00:03:46,018

А, семикилограммовая!

00:03:46,099 --> 00:03:47,458

Что ж угадай её вес!

00:03:48,178 --> 00:03:50,219

Эм, семь килограммов?

00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:53,698

Ты ясновидящая что ли? Вот твоя свинья.

00:03:58,179 --> 00:03:59,659

Тебе понадобится это!

00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:01,898

Не хочешь?! Ну, как хочешь.

00:04:03,858 --> 00:04:05,938

Теперь всё будет по-другому.

00:04:06,617 --> 00:04:07,899

Ух ты! Смотри!

00:04:08,778 --> 00:04:11,498

Не знаю, утка это или панда,

но хочу такую.

00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:14,378

Дядя объяснил, как тут выиграть:

00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:17,298

попасть в хозяина, и смыться с призом,

пока он не опомнился.

00:04:18,338 --> 00:04:19,378

Класс.

00:04:19,498 --> 00:04:21,977

-Дайте один мяч.

-У тебя только один шанс.

00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,458

Целься раз, целься два, целься.

00:04:27,818 --> 00:04:28,899

Ай! Мой глаз!

00:04:29,299 --> 00:04:31,098

Боже мой! Боже мой! Венди, ты цела?

00:04:31,378 --> 00:04:32,537

Скажи, глаз заплыл?

00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:37,337

Всё будет хорошо! Сейчас я.

Я принесу льда!

00:04:42,218 --> 00:04:43,458

Ну, где же она?!

00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,179

Нужно смотреть, куда идёшь!

00:04:52,978 --> 00:04:55,899

Приложим к глазу это холодное мороженое.

00:04:56,019 --> 00:04:58,538

Ох, спасибо, Робби! Это так мило!

00:04:58,618 --> 00:05:00,377

И лекарство и вкуснятина.

00:05:00,579 --> 00:05:03,819

Я оказался в нужном месте в нужное время!

00:05:04,217 --> 00:05:05,899

Я хотел тебя спросить:

00:05:05,979 --> 00:05:07,738

мы с тобой давно знакомы,

00:05:07,819 --> 00:05:10,937

и я хотел узнать, может,

хочешь со мной встречаться?

00:05:12,739 --> 00:05:13,817

Да, почему бы нет.

00:05:14,178 --> 00:05:15,219

Класс!

00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:21,339

Смотри, Диппер! Я выиграла свинью!

Его зовут Пухля!

00:05:21,419 --> 00:05:24,979

Потому что он такой пухленький!

00:05:25,337 --> 00:05:26,658

Теперь всё будет по-другому.

00:05:27,019 --> 00:05:28,218

Ты чего такой?

00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:34,470

ТУННЕЛЬ ЛЮБВИ И КОРНДОГОВ

00:05:35,578 --> 00:05:36,658

Ой.

00:05:43,330 --> 00:05:45,030

БИЛЕТЫ

00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,058

Парень, а ты уйдёшь?

00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,118

Доктор Пухлик,

00:05:52,199 --> 00:05:54,237

у нас пациент с разбитым сердцем.

00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:56,157

Слушай, Диппер! Я пошутила.

00:05:56,157 --> 00:05:59,678

Мэйбл, тебе хотелось когда-нибудь

вернуться назад и всё исправить?

00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:02,278

Нет! Я всё и всегда делаю наверняка!

00:06:03,837 --> 00:06:06,359

Венди ушла с Робби потому,

что он принёс лёд,

00:06:06,439 --> 00:06:07,838

а лёд ей понадобился из-за мяча,

00:06:07,918 --> 00:06:09,799

и я бы принёс ей лёд, если бы не этот...

00:06:09,878 --> 00:06:11,399

этот тип!

00:06:11,598 --> 00:06:14,239

Эй, ты! Толстый! Ты разрушил мою жизнь!

00:06:14,319 --> 00:06:16,318

-А?

-Никаких «а»! Я тебя уже видел!

00:06:16,398 --> 00:06:18,199

Признавайся, ты что, следишь за нами?

00:06:18,237 --> 00:06:20,518

И почему ты лысый?! Всё это очень странно!

00:06:21,178 --> 00:06:22,979

Моя легенда скомпрометирована!

00:06:22,999 --> 00:06:24,398

Включить режим маскировки!

00:06:25,438 --> 00:06:29,119

Окраска хамелеона, включить

окраску хамелеона! Давай же!

00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:32,638

Потрясающе!

00:06:32,718 --> 00:06:34,958

Неужели вы гость из будущего?!

00:06:35,078 --> 00:06:38,397

А, нет! Как ты узнала?

Память стереть!

00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,278

Влажной салфеткой?

00:06:42,199 --> 00:06:44,398

Ну всё, вы меня раскрыли!

00:06:44,479 --> 00:06:47,037

Я путешественник по времени.

00:06:47,518 --> 00:06:48,957

Подождите, но если вы из будущего,

00:06:48,957 --> 00:06:50,918

то у вас должна быть машина времени!

00:06:51,158 --> 00:06:53,278

Да, без машины никак.

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Можно одолжить?

00:06:58,958 --> 00:07:01,437

Да ладно! Разрешите! Всего-то один разик!

00:07:01,478 --> 00:07:03,799

Даже не проси! Это очень хрупкий

00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:05,959

и чрезвычайно сложный механизм!

00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:07,718

Это обычная рулетка!

00:07:07,879 --> 00:07:10,039

А ну-ка закрой свой несмышленый рот!

00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,839

Скажи, Мэйбл, ты ему веришь?

00:07:11,997 --> 00:07:13,759

По-моему, он просто сумасшедший.

00:07:13,879 --> 00:07:14,878

Вы мне не верите?!

00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:18,798

Знаете, где я был?

00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:19,999

Ух ты!

00:07:20,078 --> 00:07:23,518

Вот-вот! 15 лет назад

на этом самом месте был театр!

00:07:23,598 --> 00:07:26,119

Одну секунду!

00:07:26,198 --> 00:07:28,317

Я горю! Горю!

00:07:28,358 --> 00:07:29,719

Ещё раз: кто вы такой?

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Блендин Блэндин, отдел по борьбе

с временными аномалиями!

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Год: двести семосемь тысяч двенадцатый!

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Моя задача – остановить серию

временных аномалий,

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возникших на этом самом месте!

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Но я не вижу здесь никаких аномалий!

Не знаю, может, это временной парадокс.

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А может, я просто устал!

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Да, мне кажется, вам нужно отдохнуть.

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Я согласна! Согласна!

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Очень советую вам посетить наш

парк таинственных аттракционов!

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Знаете, что?! В конце концов! Буду

отдыхать! Но знайте – я за вами слежу!

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Один, пожалуйста!

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Прости, дружище,

но пояс тебе придётся снять!

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Вдруг инструмент выскочит

и что-нибудь починит.

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Ты своей жизнью за него отвечаешь!

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Я глаз с него не спущу.

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Глаз не спущу!

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Вот он, Мэйбл – наш пропуск

в любой момент времени!

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Давай найдём дронтов

и разведём их в настоящем!

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Нет! Надо действовать осторожно!

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Чтобы не возникли парадоксы и аномалии!

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Я просто вернусь и исправлю свою ошибку!

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Ведь если я не промахнусь,

то не попаду Венди в глаз,

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Робби её не утешит,

и они не будут встречаться.

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Я тоже вернусь! Я хочу ещё раз

пережить лучший момент в своей жизни:

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встречу с Пухлей!

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До скорого.

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До прошлого!

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Ровно полдень! Бак-окунашка открывается!

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Ну, кто хочет окунуть меня?

Может, ты, бесштанный?

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-Повторим?

-Повторим!

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Тот, кто угадает...

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Семь килограммов!

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И да, я ясновидящая.

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Что ж, пора охотиться на ведьм.

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Привет, Венди.

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Вот, ты где! А что такое с твоей кепкой?

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Э, ничего! Глянь! Что это там?

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Ух ты! Смотри! Не знаю, утка это

или панда, но хочу такую.

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Дайте один мяч.

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У тебя только один шанс.

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Это вряд ли!

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Сейчас утка-панда будет нашей!

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Так, соберись, Диппер,

это твой второй шанс!

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Есть!

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-Ай! Мой глаз!

-Что?

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Скажи, глаз заплыл?

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Не может быть.

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О, привет, Робби.

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Мы с тобой давно знакомы,

и я хотел узнать, может,

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хочешь со мной встречаться?

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Да, почему бы нет.

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Класс!

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Ситуация повторилась один в один!

Это просто жуть!

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У! А может быть, это проклятье!

Пухля скажи слово «проклятье».

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Ух ты, мой пухленький!

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Возможно ли, что само время

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противостоит несанкционированному

вмешательству?!

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Нет. Нужно попробовать ещё раз!

Бог любит троицу!

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Не вопрос, Диппер!

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Сожжем ведьму!

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Ай! Мой глаз!

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Венди, что с тобой?

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ФОТОВЕСЕЛЬЕ

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Ай! Мой глаз!

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Да, не повезло.

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Скажи, Венди, ты правда

очень хочешь получить эту игрушку?

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Я хочу её больше всего на свете, Диппер.

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Да, понятно!

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Я люблю свинью!

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Надо учесть скорость ветра,

отскок от сахарной ваты...

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Смирись, Диппер, значит,

тебе суждено разбить себе сердце!

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А мне суждено встретить Пухлю! Да!

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Не хватает одной переменной.

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Какой пересменной?

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Ха! Эврика! Я придумал,

как попасть в цель, а не в Венди,

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и как не дать Венди встречаться с Робби!

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Круто! А я снова выиграю Пухлю!

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Стой, стой, стой!

Не уходи, мне нужна твоя помощь.

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Но как же мой Пухля?

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Это ненадолго! Идём!

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Ты кидать будешь?

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Целься раз, целься два, целься.

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Проклятье, Диппер, ты промазал.

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Разве?

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А!

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А!

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Вот вам ваш зверь неизвестной породы.

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Да! Вот круто!

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-Вот ты где, Венди.

-Привет, Робби.

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Я тут подумал – может, мы...

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Глянь, что выиграл Диппер!

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Пф! Подумаешь! Вообще, непонятно,

что это за зверь! Ерундовина!

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Что это с ним? Ха!

Хорошо, что я с тобой, а не с ним!

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У нас победитель!

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Не за что, братишка!

А теперь – моя свинья!

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Она твоя! Только твоя! Все семь кило!

Твои! На веки вечные!

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В третий раз было даже круче,

чем в первые два!

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Смотри, хворост! Пошли, похрустим!

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Что слу...

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Мэйбл, что слу...

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-Хорошо, я подожду.

-Я всё.

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Тогда – что случилось?

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Мы изменили ход времени!

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И теперь Пасифика выиграла

моего Пухлю вместо меня!

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Мой Пухля у неё, Диппер!

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Я так сочувствую, Мэйбл.

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Ну, ничего просто вернёмся в прошлое

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-и всё исправим.

-Мэйбл,

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стой, нет я всё проверил!

Другие варианты ведут к тому,

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что Венди будет с Робби!

Я этого не допущу!

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Но при этом варианте

я навсегда теряю Пухлю!

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Нет!

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Отдай! Отдай мне! Отдай!

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Ну?

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И когда мы?

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Правильнее спросить: ну, и когда мы?

Или ты так и спросил?

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-Да так и спросил!

-А то я хотела...

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-Да, я тоже оценил юмор.

-Понятно.

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Ты слышишь?

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Остерегайтесь горных львов,

путешественники!

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Дизентерия? Кому дизентерию?

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Вперёд, могучие волы!

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По этой узкой тропе мы придём в новый мир!

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Когда это мы? В семидесятых?

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Мы вернулись на 150 лет назад!

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Во времена первопроходцев!

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Боже ж ты мой! Плодородия!

Смотрю, ты родила ещё двоих детей!

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Похоже на то! Ещё помощники,

чтобы вытапливать жир.

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Какой жир? Что?

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У этой девочки во рту серебро, мама!

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Нет, это брэкеты.

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Нам нельзя вмешиваться в прошлое!

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Сказал тот, кто весь день это делал,

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лишив меня любимой свиньи!

Я буду делать, что захочу!

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Вот, смотри это волшебная машина!

И волшебные ботинки!

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Сестра, угадай, кому разрешат

голосовать? Девочкам! Дай пять!

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Это называется «дать пять»!

Научи своих друзей.

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А ну, отдай! Сейчас я всё исправлю!

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Что?! Нет!

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В укрытие! Уходим!

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Он уже здесь!

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В этом будущем весело.

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СЕЗОН РЫБАЛКИ ОТКРЫТ

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Пухля, я иду!

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Стой!

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Я его видел! Я видел его!

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Но хватит обо мне! Полюбуйтесь мной!

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ВОСЬМОЕ ЧУДО СВЕТА

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Штука нагревается!

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Ой! Ой, ой, ой!

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-Что происходит?

-Я не знаю!

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Где мы?

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Кругом сплошная темнота!

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Мэйбл, о ужас!

Мы переместились в конец света!

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Стоп! А почему тут так воняет?

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Мы снова в настоящем!

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Вот только в каком?

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Это самая лучшая зверюха в мире!

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Есть!

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Нет!

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Дай мне штуку! Диппер, быстро отдай!

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Всё, Мэйбл! Хватит, я сказал!

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Прекрати! Я не могу потерять Венди!

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А как же мой Пухля?! Я так его полюбила!

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Ты как-то раз футбольный мячик полюбила!

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Ты хочешь, чтобы Венди была с Робби?

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Я не знаю.

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Не дави на жалость, Мэйбл! Не выйдет!

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Хватит, Мэйбл, я же тебя знаю.

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Уже через день ты обо всём забудешь!

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Вот! Смотри! Я докажу!

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Видишь?!

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Понятно, ладно но за неделю – точно!

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Месяц. Забудет через месяц.

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Пухля! Пухля.

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Здесь вы видите безутешную Мэйбл.

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Она лишилась своей любви

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из-за одного мерзавца!

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Привет, Диппер!

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Не знаю, утка это или панда,

но хочу такую.

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Венди, я хочу кое-что сказать!

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Хочу сказать, что все совершают ошибки.

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Просто нужно уметь прощать!

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А узкие джинсы – это отстой.

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Чувак, я не врубилась.

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Я знаю! Дайте один мяч.

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У тебя только один шанс!

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Целься раз, целься два, целься.

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Ай! Мой глаз!

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Привет, Венди, что это с тобой?

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Знаешь, я давно хотел тебя спросить.

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Вот и всё.

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Ха! Диппер! Спасибо! Спасибо!

Спасибо! Спасибо!

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Это «спасибо» по-свинячьи!

Я права, Пухля?

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Я не мог разбить тебе сердце!

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К тому же, вряд ли Венди

провстречается с Робби всё лето.

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Вы двое!

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Вы даже представить себе не можете,

сколько правил нарушили!

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Конечно, меня там не было, но,

наверно, много, да?

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Блендин Блэндин!

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Бойцы Анти-парадоксо-временного-спецназа!

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Всё верно!

Проблемы начались с самого утра!

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Первопоселенцы дают друг другу пять,

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повсюду разбросаны калькуляторы!

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Вы арестованы за нарушение правил

путешествий во времени.

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Но это всё они! И главный у них – Пухля!

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Это же свинья, Блендин.

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Ну, я вам покажу!

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Вернусь в прошлое и не дам

вашим родителям встретиться!

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Но мы ещё здесь.

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Наверное, он забыл о мести.

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Ха! Слабаки!

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Ваши карманы пусты, а я по-прежнему сухой!

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Да, бу, бу, именно!

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Эй, ты, качок! Да, ты со стрижечкой!

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Давай-ка, попробуй! Ха-ха!

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Жаль только, что мы не узнали, откуда

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взялись аномалии, которые искал Блендин.

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Подожди, Мэйбл! Мы их и создали.

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Ах, мозги кипят.

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Мне теперь всё лето этим любоваться?!

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Вкусно. С карамелью.

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Щас исправим.

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Джинсы! Они сели!

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Какой кошмар.

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Спасибо, свинка.

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Спасибо.

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Ты нарушил закон пространства-времени.

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Я молю вас о прощении!

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Ты должен вычистить все аномалии.

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Старик Макгаккет, местный чудак!

Восковые фигуры живые?

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Ну, и что ты уставился?!