Несерьёзное сокровище

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That's debatable.

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Aw, come on!

What's with all this traffic?

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And why is it all... Covered wagons?

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Oh, no. No! No!

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Not today! Not today!

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Oh, heavens!

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Goodness!

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Grunkle Stan, what's going on?

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We got to get out of here!

Before it's too late!

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They've circled the wagons!

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We're trapped! No!

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I got a good feeling about today.

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-Man, look at the town.

-Wow.

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Dirty glass!

We got dirty glass! Dirty glass!

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Oh, boy. It's Pioneer Day.

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Every year these yahoos

dress up like idiots

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to celebrate the day

Gravity Falls was founded.

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Welcome to 1863!

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I will break you, little man!

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Wow, look! Candle dipping!

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-Gold!

-Whoa! Gold panning!

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I now pronounce you man and wife.

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I do!

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What you talking about?

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Oh, yeah, I remember this.

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In Gravity Falls, it used to be legal

to marry woodpeckers.

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Oh, it's still legal. Very legal.

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Come, one and all,

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for the opening ceremonies!

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-Grunkle Stan, you coming?

-No, thank you.

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Just remember, if you come back

to the shack talking like these people,

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you're dead to me!

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There's a carpetbagger

in the turnip cellar.

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Well, hornswoggle my haversack!

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Dead to me!

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Hear ye! Hear ye!

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Ye olde commencement ceremony

is about to commence!

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Whoo!

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I got a bell!

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Oh, no! Police! My purse!

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Ring ring! Ring ring! Whoo!

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He sure loves his bell.

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Howdy, everyone!

You all know me, Pacifica Northwest,

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great-great-granddaughter of

town founder, Nathaniel Northwest.

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I'm also very rich.

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Now, if you've got the pioneer spirit,

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we ask you to come on up

and introduce yourself.

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Audience participation!

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I don't know, Mabel.

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Isn't that girl

kind of like your arch enemy?

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That's water

under the bridge.

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Our first newcomer is

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Mabel.

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Yeah! Let's get this

Pioneer Day started!

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Right, guys? USA! USA!

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USA! USA!

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USA! USA!

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I'm sorry to break it to you,

but Pioneer Day is for serious people,

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and you look and act ridiculous.

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I mean, a puppy playing basketball?

Are you always this silly?

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Hey. I can be serious.

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You do have nachos

hanging from your ears, hon.

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Wow.

I'm embarrassed for you.

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Give her a hand, everybody!

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Now, who wants to

hear more about me?

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Excuse me!

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Everyone say, "Northwest!"

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Northwest!

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We're perfect.

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Hey, you okay?

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-I need some old-timey butterscotch.

-Let's get out of here.

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Hey there, uh, donkey boy.

Give me a hand with my car, huh?

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Here in 1863,

I have never heard tell of a "car."

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Pray tell, what is this magic wheel box?

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Ugh! Come on, Steve,

you're a mechanic for Pete's sake.

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Cut me some slack!

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"Slack"? I am unfamiliar

with this bold, new expression.

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I can't take this anymore!

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I'm getting dumber

every second I'm here!

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Are we going to have to intervene here?

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Oh, look, the "constable."

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What are you going to do?

Throw me in ye stocks?

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Oh, come on!

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Hey, nice outfit, Gideon.

You actually look less girly than usual.

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Why, Stanford. I'm just a humble

tomato farmer selling his wares.

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Whoops! I dropped one.

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Whoops!

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I dropped another one.

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Pioneer Day!

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Dipper, can I ask you something?

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Do you think I'm silly?

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Uh... No?

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Ugh! I knew it.

The nacho earrings, the sweater.

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I thought I was being charming.

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But I guess people

see me as a big joke.

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Come on, Mabel, you love that sweater!

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I did before Pacifica ruined it for me.

She ruins everything!

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Pacifica!

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Why does she think that

being related to the town founder

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means she gets to treat

everyone like garbage?

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Someone needs to take her down a peg.

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Wait a minute!

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I feel like I read something about

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Pacifica's great-great

grandfather before.

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Of course! Oh, this is perfect!

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"In my investigations..."

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-Should I do the voice?

-Uh-uh.

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Nah, I'll just read normal.

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"In my investigations,

I recently made a discovery.

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"Nathaniel Northwest may not be

the founder of Gravity Falls!

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"I believe the proof of this secret

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"is buried somewhere

on the enclosed document.

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"If only I could crack the code."

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Oh, man, if this cover-up is true,

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it means Pacifica's

whole family is a fraud.

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-This could be a major conspiracy.

-Really?

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I got to investigate this.

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Wait! I'm coming with you.

Conspiracies are serious, right?

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Oh, yeah, definitely.

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Well, if I help you crack this code,

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then nobody

could ever call me silly again!

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Yeah! Mystery Twins?

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-I thought you hated that.

-I'm starting to accept it.

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This is Sheriff Blubs.

We've got a code sepia.

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What? And what

are you doing about it?

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I'm following them right now.

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Find them and stop them.

There's no room for error.

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I understand. Blubs out.

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Deputy Durland,

maintaining this cover-up

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is the mission we've been training for

our entire careers.

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-Are you ready?

-Whoo!

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If being delightful

was a crime,

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you'd be breaking the law.

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Let's go get 'em!

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Whoo!

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Back in olden days,

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pioneers drew sustenance

from telling stories around the fire.

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So let's eat some books, children.

Go ahead, eat the books!

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All right, Mabel.

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If we can prove that

Nathaniel Northwest

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wasn't the real founder of Gravity Falls,

it'll finally put Pacifica in her place.

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And solving a mystery

will prove that I'm not silly! I'm serious.

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Serious!

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We just need to crack this code.

Let me see.

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It's not Egyptian.

It's not numerology.

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It's not... Wait! Of course!

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The triangle is the

alchemist's symbol for flame.

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Lighting the parchment on fire

will reveal the secret message!

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It's so obvious!

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All right, let's just light this sucker up,

and... Mabel!

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Mwop! I just made a hat.

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Ugh! I just did

something silly again!

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Wait, Mabel. You folded it into a map!

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And I was going to burn it.

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We were on the lookout for

two kids who might be reading.

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We're hunting 'em down

for secret reasons!

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Whoo!

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Nerp.

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Maybe we should take this elsewhere.

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The map should lead us to

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the Gravity Falls Museum of History.

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You realize what this means, Mabel.

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We're going to have to break in.

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And those are your

free Pioneer Day passes,

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and your balloons, blue and pink.

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We're in.

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What are we going to do next?

Steal Thomas Jefferson's ribcage?

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Ew. No. According to the map,

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the next clue about the

real town founder should be right here!

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We have to figure this one out quick.

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I have a feeling those cops weren't

at the library to check out books.

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I don't think the one

with the bell can read.

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So what is it, anyway?

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Hmm.

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Hmm...

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Hey, painting! Be less stupid!

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- It worked.

- Huh?

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Wait. It's not abstract, it's upside down.

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I think I've seen that statue

in the cemetery.

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Let's go! Quick!

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Head rush.

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I'm sorry,

but we're all out of pink balloons.

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Why did we even come?

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Officer Blubs.

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-Blubs here.

-Have the targets been apprehended?

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Negative, but we're close. I promise.

Those kids will never get past us!

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Hey! Wait!

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Dang it!

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For the last time, we are not going

south for the winter! Our home is here!

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You always say that!

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Come on.

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Come on. Argh!

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Well, if it isn't Mabel's uncle,

Mr. Pines. Looking for this?

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Yeah, yeah.

What do you want? Money?

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I want you to say that the Northwest

family is the best family in Gravity Falls.

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Oh, sure! You want that in writing?

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Mmm-hmm.

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There we go.

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Ha! I did that with my mouth!

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Gah! Come on!

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The statue must be pointing

to the next clue.

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Oh, gross, she's picking my nose!

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Mabel, look!

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Ha! Who's silly now, Pacifica?

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Bam! Ah, ow, ow!

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Okay.

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Now we're getting into real

conspiracy mode! I feel so serious!

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Okay, look out for booby traps.

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Booby traps.

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-Tranquilizer darts!

-Whoa!

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It's a treasure trove of

historic-y secret-y things!

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Oh, man! Ben Franklin

secretly was a woman!

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Hey, jackpot!

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Now we'll find out

who the real town founder was.

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"Let it be here recorded that

Nathaniel Northwest,

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"fabled founder of Gravity Falls,

was in fact, a fraud!

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"As well as a

waste-shoveling village idiot?"

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Oh. Bad news for Pacifica.

Wait till the papers hear about this!

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Once people see that

I uncovered a historical conspiracy,

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they could never call me silly!

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"The true founder of Gravity Falls

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"was Sir Lord

Quentin Trembley III, Esq."

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Who's Quentin Trembley?

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That's none of your business!

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Whoo! We gotcha!

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Whoo! Whoo.

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Whoo-hoo...

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He got hit with

quite a few of those darts.

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I hate to do this, but Quentin Trembley's

a matter of national security.

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Yeah! Whoo...

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I think I might be colorblind now.

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What do you mean, "national security?"

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And who is Quentin Trembley, anyway?

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See for yourself.

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Ugh! It's black and white!

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Shh! Mabel!

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If you're watching this,

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then you are one of eight people

in these United States

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with clearance to view this information.

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In fact, I myself will be shot

as soon as the filming is complete.

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What, no?

Oh, well, that's a relief!

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Of all of America's secrets,

the most embarrassing

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was that of Quentin Trembley,

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the eighth and a half

President of the United States.

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-President?

-Eighth and a half?

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After winning the 1837 election

in a landslide,

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Quentin Trembley

quickly gained a reputation

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as America's silliest president.

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He waged war on pancakes,

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appointed six babies

to the Supreme Court,

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and issued the

De-pants-apation Proclamation.

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His State of the Union speech

was even worse.

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The only thing

we have to fear

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is gigantic man-eating spiders!

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He was kicked out of office

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and escaped to an uncharted valley

he named Gravity Falls,

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after plummeting into it at high speed.

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Trembley's shameful term

was erased from history,

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and officially replaced by

William Henry Harrison as President,

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and local nobody, Nathaniel

Northwest, as founder of Gravity Falls.

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The whereabouts of President

Trembley's body are unknown.

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Until now.

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Whoa! Is that, like,

amber or something?

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The fool thought he could live forever

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by encasing himself

in a block of solid peanut brittle.

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Smooth move, Mr. President!

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Finding Trembley's body

was our special mission.

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And now, thanks to you, it's complete.

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Who knew all we had to do was follow

a little girl's trail of candy wrappers!

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Oh, silly.

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Now that you know the truth,

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well, we can't let you go around

talking about it.

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-Does that mean...

-Are you going to kill us?

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Oh, no!

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Now, now, calm down now,

buddy, calm down.

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We're just going to escort you

and all this stuff back to Washington.

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You ain't coming back, by the way.

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Whoo-hoo! We got fold-out beds.

00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:24,157

Good thing I brought my book

of spooky ghost stories.

00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,756

I brought rope for friendship bracelets.

00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:31,797

-Anyone there? Help, help, help!

-Hey! Let us out!

00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:35,918

I can't believe

I left a trail of candy wrappers.

00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:40,118

This is all my fault.

Pacifica had me pegged all along.

00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:41,878

I'm just a silly failure

00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:44,638

like that embarrassing

President Whatshisname.

00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,636

It is I! Quentin Trembley!

00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,918

You're alive! But how?

00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,717

Peanut brittle really does have

life-sustaining properties!

00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:04,196

You're not silly. You're brilliant!

00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,357

And so are you, dear girl.

00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:09,956

For following my clues and freeing me

from my delicious tomb!

00:15:09,956 --> 00:15:12,836

He's right! Making maps into hats,

hanging upside down.

00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:14,756

Your silliness solved a code

00:15:14,756 --> 00:15:16,878

that serious cops couldn't crack

in 100 years!

00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,596

Oh, stop it!

00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:24,118

By Jefferson! We seem to be trapped

in some sort of crate-shaped box.

00:15:24,198 --> 00:15:26,077

It's a crate, Mr. President!

00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:30,116

Good thing I have the President's Key,

which can open any lock in America!

00:15:36,277 --> 00:15:37,597

I don't think that's going to work.

00:15:37,678 --> 00:15:39,997

Wood! My age-old enemy.

00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,598

In order to get out of here,

00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,838

this is going to take

the silliest plan ever conceived.

00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,398

I think I know who can help you.

00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:48,477

Hmm.

00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:50,557

How about that hole?

00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,397

We will leap through it!

00:15:54,477 --> 00:15:56,958

Almost! Almost there.

00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:58,437

Good! Keep pushing!

00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,478

I'm not sure this is working.

00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:02,718

Trust the silliness!

00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:04,757

Fiddlesticks! Keep going!

00:16:06,596 --> 00:16:08,238

Is that my third wife? Sandy?

00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,757

Well, we didn't fit through the hole.

00:16:14,838 --> 00:16:16,837

Let's rebuild the box and try again.

00:16:17,156 --> 00:16:19,557

-We got to get out of here!

-Also good!

00:16:22,477 --> 00:16:23,598

Blubs?

00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,438

Huh?

00:16:27,716 --> 00:16:29,636

Huh!

00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:30,596

Gimme that!

00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:44,036

There is no escape.

00:16:44,677 --> 00:16:47,157

Let me... I got to take a knee.

00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:49,237

Are you okay? Can I get you anything?

00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:52,957

Edwin Durland, you are

a diamond in the rough.

00:16:53,398 --> 00:16:55,998

Sheriff Blubs,

do you really wanna lock us all up

00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:57,877

in a government facility somewhere?

00:16:57,957 --> 00:17:00,918

I've got no choice.

Our orders come from the very top.

00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:05,598

Wait! Quentin, did you ever

sign an official resignation?

00:17:05,797 --> 00:17:09,438

No, sir. I ate a salamander

and jumped out the window.

00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:13,796

Then technically, you're still legally the

President of the United States! Right?

00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,676

- You got to answer to this guy now!

- Huh?

00:17:16,676 --> 00:17:19,677

As President of these

several United States,

00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:22,957

I hereby order you to pretend

none of this ever happened.

00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:25,717

And go on a delightful vacation! Ow!

00:17:26,238 --> 00:17:27,236

Yes!

00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:30,757

Vacation? What place

have you always wanted to visit?

00:17:30,838 --> 00:17:32,037

One, two...

00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,118

Silly Water Fun Slides

in Grand Lakes, Michigan!

00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:39,997

-Bye-bye, everyone! Bye!

-Bye! Bye-bye!

00:17:41,437 --> 00:17:43,717

You've done a great service

to your country, Mabel.

00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:47,278

As thanks, I'd like to make

you an official U.S. Congressman!

00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:50,958

I'm legalizing everything!

00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,357

-And Roderick.

-Uh, actually...

00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,678

You, dear boy,

are on your way to unlocking

00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:56,478

the mysteries of this great land.

00:17:56,557 --> 00:17:59,798

So, I'd like you to have

my President's Key!

00:18:03,097 --> 00:18:04,217

And then he chased me around

00:18:04,297 --> 00:18:06,696

and spanked me with a paddle

for, like, three hours.

00:18:06,696 --> 00:18:08,737

Bottom line,

George Washington was a jerk.

00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:09,937

Agreed.

00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:12,658

Oh!

00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,376

Kick her off the team.

00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,138

Hey, Pacifica! I uncovered

a government conspiracy

00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:23,016

about the eighth and a half President

of the United States. Who's silly now?

00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:25,097

What? Who is that idiot?

00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,658

Put up your dukes, you bald fiend!

00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,097

The eighth and a half President

of America!

00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,538

I know what you're thinking.

00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:33,097

How is he still alive?

00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,496

Well, turns out you can hibernate

in peanut brittle, and...

00:18:36,577 --> 00:18:41,777

Wow! You really are a sad, dumb

little girl. Nice top hat, by the way.

00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:44,698

Good one, daughter!

00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:49,057

Oh! I see your car is stuck in the mud.

Enjoy walking home!

00:18:51,738 --> 00:18:54,937

Aren't you going to tell her

about her ate-gray andpa-gray?

00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:57,857

You know what, Dipper?

I've got nothing to prove.

00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,298

I've learned that being silly is awesome!

00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:06,216

Well, I haven't learned anything!

Hey, Pacifica!

00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:10,738

Nathaniel Northwest

didn't found Gravity Falls,

00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,057

and your whole family is a sham!

Deal with it!

00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:18,137

What? Mom!

00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:21,778

Man, revenge is underrated.

That felt awesome!

00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:26,897

Children, I am needed elsewhere.

Just know that I'll always be right here.

00:19:27,538 --> 00:19:29,377

On the negative 12 dollar bill.

00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:30,898

Whoa!

00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:33,096

This is worthless.

00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,938

It's less than worthless, my boy.

00:19:35,497 --> 00:19:36,937

Trembley, away!

00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,338

Where do you think he's going?

00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:43,817

I'm going to say off a cliff.

00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,258

And then Soos came by

and talked to me for, like, an hour!

00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:49,018

You've been through so much.

00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,858

-It works!

-So what's with the top hat?

00:19:54,216 --> 00:19:56,497

-I'm a Congressman!

-Pardon me?

00:19:57,018 --> 00:19:58,498

You are officially pardoned.

00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:03,738

Oy. You are never going to

make sense, are you, kid?

00:20:03,816 --> 00:20:06,658

No, I'm not, Grunkle Stan.

No, I'm not.

00:20:07,298 --> 00:20:08,617

Mabel, away!

00:20:11,057 --> 00:20:12,017

I'm okay.

00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,336

Esteemed gentlemen of the

United States Supreme Court.

00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:17,657

I implore you to rethink your decision.

00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,578

Very well.

But who would you have replace me?

00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:25,896

-Mama!

-That old crone?

00:20:28,418 --> 00:20:31,656

Chief Justice Num-Num,

you're spitting up on yourself. Now...

00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,897

Oh... Oh, come on! This is a courtroom!

00:20:34,978 --> 00:20:37,018

I... This is a...

00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:38,578

This is a dark day for America.

00:00:09,238 --> 00:00:10,758

Спорный вопрос!

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Давайте! С каких пор здесь пробки?

00:00:12,457 --> 00:00:13,457

И откуда эти…

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Повозки?!

00:00:16,498 --> 00:00:18,216

Только не это! Нет! Нет!

00:00:20,698 --> 00:00:22,457

Не сегодня! Не сегодня!

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О боже мой! О! Нет!

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Господи!

00:00:27,816 --> 00:00:29,177

Дядя Стэн, что происходит?

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Нужно сматываться пока не поздно!

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Повозки встали кругом!

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Мы в ловушке! Нет!

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А у меня почему-то хорошее предчувствие.

00:00:59,654 --> 00:01:02,154

ДИППЕР

00:01:03,651 --> 00:01:05,151

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:06,387 --> 00:01:07,687

СТЭН

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ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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-Мэйбл, ты только посмотри!

-Ах!

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ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ!

00:01:26,904 --> 00:01:28,170

ДЕНЬ ПЕРВОПРОХОДЦЕВ

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Грязное стекло! Несем грязное стекло!

Грязное стекло.

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Вот ведь! День первопроходцев!

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Каждый год все наряжаются, как клоуны,

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и празднуют день основания Гравити Фолз.

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Мы в 1863!

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Я тебе сейчас шею сверну!

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Вы смотрите! Производство свечей!

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-Золотишко!

-Ух ты! Мойка золота!

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Я объявляю вас мужем и женой.

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Согласен!

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Что это они такое делают?

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Ну, да, точно, я вспомнил!

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Когда-то в Гравити Фолз можно было

жениться на дятлах.

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И до сих пор можно! И слава Богу!

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Подходите ближе,

00:02:07,298 --> 00:02:09,377

начинаем церемонию открытия!

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-Дядя Стэн, а ты идешь?

-Нет уж, спасибо!

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Но если, когда вернетесь, вы будете

говорить как они,

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я вас прокляну!

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Давеча окромя репы ничёго не уродилось!

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А у нас надысь токмо морква!

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Прокляну!

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Слушайте, слушайте!

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Торжественная церемония

открытия начинается.

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А у меня есть колокольчик!

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О нет, полиция, мой кошелек!

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Динь-динь, динь-динь!

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Ну, как же он любит свой колокольчик!

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Приветствую всех!

Вы меня знаете – я Пасифика Нортвест!

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Пра-пра-правнучка основателя

города, Натаниэля Нортвеста!

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И я очень богата!

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Если вы полны духа первопроходцев,

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выходите сюда и представьтесь.

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Ах! Я очень хочу выступить!

00:03:02,376 --> 00:03:03,336

Но ведь вы с Пасификой

00:03:03,337 --> 00:03:05,256

друг друга терпеть не можете.

00:03:05,578 --> 00:03:08,137

Это осталось в прошлом!

00:03:08,377 --> 00:03:10,337

И наша первая гостья.

00:03:10,697 --> 00:03:11,698

Это Мэйбл.

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Да! Объявляю день первопроходцев открытым!

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И все вместе! США! США!

00:03:19,656 --> 00:03:21,857

США! США!

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США! США!

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Извини, что прерываю,

но это очень серьёзный праздник,

00:03:29,018 --> 00:03:30,857

а ты выглядишь просто глупо!

00:03:31,098 --> 00:03:35,016

Это что – щенок, играющий в баскетбол?!

Ты всегда такое посмешище?

00:03:35,976 --> 00:03:38,137

Я могу быть и серьёзной!

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Скажи, это у тебя в ушах серьги из начос?

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Да. Наверное, очень стыдно!

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Аплодируем девочке!

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А теперь давайте аплодировать мне!

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Извините.

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Все говорим: «Нортвесты».

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Нортвесты.

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Мы просто чудо!

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Мэйбл, ты как?

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-Мне нужно закусить горе ирисками.

-Идем отсюда.

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Слушай, ты не поможешь

мне вытащить машину?

00:04:14,218 --> 00:04:17,777

Но полтора столетия назад

тут не было никаких машин!

00:04:18,138 --> 00:04:20,698

Скажи, что это за такая странная штука?

00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:23,377

Aх! Бога ради, Стив, ты же механик!

00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,457

Хватит уже дурить!

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«Дурить»? Это современное

ядреное слово мне незнакомо.

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Ну, всё, с меня хватит!

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Я свирепею с каждой секундой!

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У нас нападение на гражданского!

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Ой, надо же сам кон-стебль!

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Что, теперь вы закуёте меня в колодки?

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Издеваетесь что ли?!

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Эй! Отличный костюмчик!

Ты стал меньше похож на девчонку!

00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:55,138

О, Стэнфорд, я просто

выращиваю помидоры и продаю!

00:04:55,418 --> 00:04:57,058

Ой! Один упал!

00:04:58,676 --> 00:04:59,518

Ой!

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Еще один упал.

00:05:03,697 --> 00:05:06,017

День первопроходца!

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Диппер, можно задать тебе вопрос?

00:05:13,457 --> 00:05:15,658

По-твоему, я глупая?

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Э, нет.

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Ох ну, конечно! Серьги из начос и свитер!

00:05:21,778 --> 00:05:23,458

Я думала, что я красотка,

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а люди думают, что я посмешище!

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Мэйбл, тебе же нравится этот свитер.

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Нравился, пока Пасифика его не высмеяла!

Она всё разрушила.

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Пасифика!

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Почему она считает,

что если она внучка основателя,

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то может всех унижать?!

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Пора поставить её на место!

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Ах! Погоди-ка!

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Кажется, я что-то читал про

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пра-пра-прадеда Пасифики!

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Вот оно! Так любопытно!

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«В моём расследовании.»

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-Оставить старческий голос?

-Не-а.

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Тогда прочту нормальным!

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«В моём расследовании

я обнаружил следующее!

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Натаниэль Нортвест не был

основателем Гравити Фолз!

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Уверен, доказательство тому

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находится в приложенном документе!

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К сожалению, не могу его расшифровать!»

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Ух ты! Но если это правда,

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то вся семья Пасифики – мошенники!

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-И это настоящий заговор!

-Правда?

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Я закончу расследование!

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Стой! Я пойду с тобой!

Ведь заговоры – это серьёзное дело?

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Ну, да, еще какое.

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Если я разгадаю шифр,

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меня никто уже не назовет глупой!

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Да! Двойняшки-детективы?

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-Ты не любишь это прозвище.

-Я начинаю привыкать.

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Говорит шериф Блабс!

У нас тут код «сепия».

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Что?! Что вы предпримете?

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Я за ними прослежу.

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Найти и остановить! Отступать нам некуда.

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Да, вас понял! До связи!

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Помощник Дурланд, ради того,

чтобы сохранить эту тайну

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мы тренировались всю жизнь!

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Вы готовы?

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Будь радость преступлением,

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ты бы сидел в тюряге.

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Давайте поймаем их!

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НАТАНИЭЛЬ НОРТВЕСТ

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Первопроходцы

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добывали свой хлеб, рассказывая

детям истории у камина!

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Так давайте же есть книги!

Вперед, ешьте книги!

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Итак, Мэйбл!

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Если мы докажем, что Нортвест

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не был основателем Гравити Фолз,

то поставим Пасифику на место.

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А разгадав шифр, докажем,

что я не глупая и серьёзная!

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Очень серьёзная!

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Самое главное – разгадать шифр! Итак!

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Не египетские иероглифы, не нумерология.

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И не... Стоп! Конечно!

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Треугольник – это алхимический

символ огня!

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Прогрев бумагу на огне,

мы раскроем послание!

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Ну это же очевидно!

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Что ж, давай прогреем

документ на огне. Мэйбл!

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Бдыщ! Я сделала шапку!

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Ах! Вот опять я сделала глупость!

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Нет! Мэйбл! Ты сложила листок в карту!

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Я только что её чуть не сжег.

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Мы ищем двух ребятишек,

которые тут читают.

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И ищем мы их по секретной причине!

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Нужно сменить местоположения.

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Эта карта приведет нас

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к Историческому музею Гравити Фолз.

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Ты понимаешь, что это значит?

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Нам придется проникнуть внутрь.

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Бесплатные билеты в День Первопроходцев!

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И шарики – синий и розовый.

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Мы внутри.

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Что будем делать дальше?

Давай сопрём скелет Томаса Джефферсона!

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Фу! Нет! Судя по карте,

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следующая подсказка

об основателе города будет здесь!

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Нужно срочно расшифровать её!

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Поверь мне, эти копы пришли

в библиотеку не за книжками.

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Тот, что с колокольчиком,

не умеет читать.

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Итак, что же это такое?

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Эй, ты, картина! Ты почему такая глупая?!

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-Ах! У меня получилось!

-А?

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Ух ты! А я думал,

что это абстрактная живопись!

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Я видела эту статую на кладбище.

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Вперед! Бежим!

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Голова!

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Мне очень жаль, но розовых больше нет.

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Значит, мы зря пришли сюда!

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Шериф Блабс.

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-Блабс слушает.

-Цели уже схвачены?

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Пока ещё нет, но мы рядом!

Обещаю, эти детишки не пройдут мимо нас.

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Дети! Стойте!

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Проклятье!

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Я повторяю мы не полетим на зиму на юг!

Потому что наш дом – здесь!

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Вечно ты это говоришь!

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Ну же!

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Давай! А!

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Ой, да это же дядя Мэйбл,

мистер Пайнс! Это ищете?

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Да, да! Чего хочешь? Денег?

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Я хочу, чтобы вы сказали, что

семья Нортвестов – лучшая в Гравити Фолз.

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Ясное дело. Может, написать?

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Пожалуйста.

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ВОНЮЧКА

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Ха! Даже без рук справился!

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Вы издеваетесь?!

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Видимо, статуя указывает

на следующую подсказку.

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Фу, она ковыряет у меня в носу!

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Мэйбл, смотри!

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Ха! Ну, и кто глупая, Пасифика?!

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Бам! Ой, ой, ой!

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Ладно!

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Переходим в секретный режим раскрытия

заговоров! Теперь я очень-очень серьёзная!

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Осторожно, здесь могут быть ловушки.

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Ловушки.

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Снотворные дротики!

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Это же настоящий клад

исторических секретов!

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СОВЕРШЕННО СЕКРЕТНО

ШЛЯПА ЛИНКОЛЬНА

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Хо-хо, надо же! А всё-таки

Бенджамин Франклин был женщиной.

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Смотри, вот оно!

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ИСТОРИЯ НОРТВЕСТОВ

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Узнаем, кто на самом деле основал город!

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«Да будет известно всем,

что Натаниэль Нортвест,

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легендарный основатель

Гравити Фолз, был мошенником

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и идиотом убиравшим навоз»!

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Плохие новости для Пасифики!

Стоит только этому попасть в газеты!

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Когда все узнают, что я раскрыла заговор,

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меня уже никто не назовёт глупой!

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«Истинным основателем Гравити Фолз

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был сэр Лорд Квентин Трембли Третий,

Эсквайер».

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А кто такой этот Трембли?

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Это не вашего ума дело!

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Да, мы их взяли!

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В него попала парочка дротиков!

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Увы, Квентин Трембли – вопрос

национальной безопасности!

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Да! Да.

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Я перестаю различать цвета.

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Национальной безопасности?

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И кто вообще такой этот Квентин Трембли?

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Вы сами напросились.

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Фу, черно-белый!

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Тише, Мэйбл.

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Если вы это смотрите,

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то вы один из восьми человек в США,

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имеющих доступ к секретной информации!

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Лично я буду расстрелян, как только

закончатся съемки этого фильма!

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Что? Нет? Ха! Ну, слава Богу!

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Из всех секретов самым позорным

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был секрет Квентина Трембли!

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Восьмого с половиной президента США.

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-Президента?!

-Восьмого с половиной?!

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Он победил на выборах

с подавляющим преимуществом!

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Он быстро завоевал репутацию

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самого глупого президента США!

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Он устроил войну из-за блинов,

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назначил младенцев в Верховный Суд,

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и запретил носить штаны!

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Его речь о положении в стране была ужасна!

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Всё, чего нам нужно опасаться –

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это гигантских пауков-людоедов!

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Его прогнали,

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и он укрылся в долине,

которую назвал Гравити Фолз,

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потому что упал с большой высоты!

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Президентство Квентина Трембли

стерли из истории

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и вместо него президентом вписали

Уильяма Генри Гаррисона,

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а основателем Гравити Фолз –

никому неизвестного обывателя!

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Где находится тело президента Трембли –

неизвестно.

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Было неизвестно.

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Ух ты! Это что-то вроде янтаря, что это?

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Глупец хотел жить вечно,

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и замуровался в куске арахисового шербета!

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Очень умно, господин президент!

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Найти тело Трембли – наше особое задание!

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Теперь, благодаря вам оно выполнено.

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И всего-то нужно было идти по следам

из оберток от твоих конфет, девочка.

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Какая я глупая!

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Теперь, когда вы узнали правду,

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мы не позволим вам её никому рассказать.

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-То есть, вы...

-Хотите нас убить?!

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О нет!

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Нет, нет. Спокойно, приятель, не волнуйся!

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Придется отвезти вас

и всё это барахло в Вашингтон!

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И назад вы не вернетесь.

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Мы раскладываем койки!

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А я взял с собой книжку

со страшилками на ночь!

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А я буду плести браслетики дружбы!

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-Кто-нибудь?! Помогите нам!

-Люди! Выпустите нас!

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И как я могла оставить след

из конфетных оберток!

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Я во всем виновата!

Пасифика правильно надо мной смеялась!

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Я такая же глупая,

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как этот дурацкий президент,

как там его звали?!

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А вот и я – президент Квентин Трембли.

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Вы живой?! Но как это…

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Арахисовый шербет и правда

полезен для здоровья!

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Значит, вы не глупец, вы – гений!

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И ты тоже, девочка моя!

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Ты разгадала мои загадки

и освободила меня из шербета!

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Он прав!

Ты сделала шапку, лежала вверх ногами.

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Твоя несерьёзность помогла взломать шифр,

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который никто не мог взломать!

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Ну, ладно, хватит уже!

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Джефферсон меня побери! Мы заперты

в чем-то, напоминающем деревянный ящик!

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Это и есть деревянный ящик.

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Но у меня есть президентский ключ,

открывающий все замки в Америке!

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Так ничего не получится.

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Дерево! Это мой заклятый враг!

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Чтобы выбраться отсюда,

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нам нужно придумать

самый глупый план в истории.

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Я знаю, кто может вам помочь.

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Хм.

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А может быть эта дырка?

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Мы выйдем через неё!

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Почти уже, почти вышли,

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дави что есть сил! Ещё!

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Не уверен, что это сработает.

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Глупость, не подведи!

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Ещё немного!

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Моя третья жена? Сэнди, ты?

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Что ж, через дырку не получилось!

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Починим ящик и попробуем иначе.

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-Нужно сматываться!

-Тоже хороший план.

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ЛЁД

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Блабс!

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НЕ ВХОДИТЬ

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АВАРИЙНЫЙ ВЫХОД

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Дайте сюда!

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Ну, всё! Вам некуда бежать!

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А мне нужно отдохнуть!

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Вам плохо? Принести вам водички?

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Эдвин Дурланд, ты – бриллиант

в короне полицейской системы.

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Шериф Блабс! Вы правда хотите запереть нас

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в каком-то спец-учреждении?

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У меня нет выбора!

У меня приказ с самого верха!

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Стойте! Квентин! Вы подписывали

указ о вашей отставке?

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Нет, сэр! Я просто съел саламандру

и выпрыгнул в окно.

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Значит, фактически вы президент

Соединённых Штатов Америки, верно?

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-А значит, вы должны подчиняться ему!

-А?

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Как президент нескольких

американских штатов

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я приказываю вам сделать вид,

что ничего этого не было!

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И ещё отправиться в отпуск!

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Да.

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Отпуск? А куда мы всегда хотели съездить?

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Раз, два...

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Водяные горки на великом озере Мичиган!

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-Пока-пока!

-Пока, ребята! Удачи! Пока!

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Ты сослужила отличную службу стране!

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И поэтому я назначаю тебя

конгрессменом США.

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Легализую всё, что только можно!

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-А ты, Родерик.

-Вообще-то, я...

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Мой милый мальчик! Ты открываешь

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величайшие тайны великой страны!

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Поэтому я дарю тебе мой

президентский ключ!

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А потом он три часа гонялся

за мной и шлепал веслом!

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Между нами, Вашингтон был придурком.

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Согласна.

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Ой!

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Выгнать из команды.

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Привет, Пасифика!

Я раскрыла правительственный заговор

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о восьмом с половиной президенте США!

И кто теперь глупая?

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Что?! Это что за недоумок?

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Где твои кулаки, злодей ты эдакий?

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Это восьмой с половиной президент США!

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Знаю, что ты подумала!

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«Как это он еще жив?»

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Оказывается, в арахисовом шербете

можно жить сотни лет.

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Ты действительно очень глупая и настоящее

посмешище! Между прочим, позорная шапка.

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Молодец, доченька.

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Oй! У вас же машина застряла в грязи!

Придется идти пешком.

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Почему ты не расскажешь ей

про её пра-пра-мошенника?

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А знаешь что, Диппер?!

Мне нечего доказывать.

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Я поняла, что быть глупой – вовсе неплохо!

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А я ничего не понял! Эй, Пасифика!

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Натаниэль Нортвест

не основывал Гравити Фолз,

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вы все – мошенники! Живи с этим!

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Что?! Мама!

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Слушай, а правду говорят – месть

действительно сладкая штука.

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Ну, вот, дети, мне пора уезжать!

Но помните, я всегда буду вот здесь!

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На банкноте в минус 12 долларов.

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Ух ты!

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Но она ничего не стоит.

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Нет, даже меньше, чем ничего!

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Трембли, пошёл!

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Как думаешь, куда он поехал?

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Думаю, он свалится со скалы.

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А потом пришел Зус

и говорил со мной целый час.

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Как же ты много страдал.

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-Получилось!

-А откуда этот цилиндр?

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-Я теперь – конгрессмен.

-Кто, прости?

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Дядя Стэн, ты официально прощен.

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Ой! Ты что, никогда

не станешь серьёзной?

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Никогда, Дядя Стэн! Нет, никогда!

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Мэйбл пошла!

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Всё в порядке!

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Члены Верховного суда

Соединенных штатов Америки,

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умоляю пересмотреть ваше решение!

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Хорошо. Но кто тогда будет вместо меня?

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-Мама!

-Что?! Эта ведьма?!

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Ваша честь, сейчас вы зальёте

слюнями весь смокинг!

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Ой! Этого еще не хватало!

Это же зал суда!

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Я это... да это просто

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черный день для всей Америки.