Мэйбл и малыш Гидеон

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When you put your money in,

it mysteriously disappears!

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Of course!

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-That makes perfect sense!

-What a nice man!

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That was totally worth the drive!

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The tiger was badly

injured in the explosion.

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But we repaired him with a fist!

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Wow! Yeah! All right! Yeah!

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-That tiger's a hero!

-All right!

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Hey, look! It's that commercial

I was telling you guys about.

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Are you completely miserable?

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Yes!

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Then you need to meet...

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Gideon.

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-Gideon?

-What makes him so special?

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He's a psychic!

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So don't waste your time

with other so-called Men of Mystery.

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Learn about tomorrow tonight

at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy!

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Void where prohibited,

no COD's accepted.

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Carla, I've always loved you,

but I've never had the guts to say it.

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Wow! I'm getting all curious-y inside!

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Well, don't get too curious-y!

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Ever since that monster, Gideon, rolled

into town, I've had nothing but trouble!

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Gideon!

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-Well, is he really psychic?

-I think we should go and find out.

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Never! You're forbidden

from patronizing the competition!

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No one that lives under my roof

is allowed under that Gideon's roof!

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Do tents have roofs?

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I think we just found our loophole.

Literally!

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Mwop-mwop!

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So come down soon, folks!

Gideon is expecting you.

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Step right up there, folks!

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Put your money in

Gideon's Psychic Sack!

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-Only one thin dime. Thank you, ma'am.

-Sure! Absolutely.

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That makes perfect sense!

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Whoa, this is like a bizzarro version

of the Mystery Shack.

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They even have their own Soos!

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It's starting, it's starting!

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Let's see what this monster looks like.

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Hello, America! My name is Lil Gideon!

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-That's Stan's mortal enemy?

-But he's so widdle!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

it is such a gift to have you here tonight!

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Such a gift.

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I have a vision.

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I predict you will soon all say...

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Aw...

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Aw...

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It came true!

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-What? I'm not impressed.

-You're impressed.

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Hit it, Dad!

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Ah!

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Oh, I can see what others can't see

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It ain't some sideshow trick

It's an innate ability

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Where others are blind

I am future-ly inclined

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And you, too, could see

if you wuz widdle 'ol me

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Come on, everybody, rise up!

I want y'all to keep it going!

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What... How did he...

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Keep it going!

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You wish your son would call you more

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I'm leaving everything to my cats.

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I sense that you've been here before

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What gave it away?

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Come on!

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I'll read your mind, if I'm able

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Something tells me

you're named Mabel

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How'd he do that?

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So welcome all ye

to the Tent of Telepathy

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And thanks for visiting widdle ol' me

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Oh, my goodness!

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Thank you!

You people are the real miracles!

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Whoo! Yeah!

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Man, that kid's

an even bigger fraud than Stan!

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No wonder our uncle's jealous!

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Oh, come on,

his dance moves were adorable!

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And did you see his hair?

It was, like, whoosh!

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-You're too easily impressed.

-Yeah, yeah!

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Check it out, Dipper!

I successfully bezazzled my face!

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Blink!

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Ow.

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Is that permanent?

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I'm unappreciated in my time.

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Somebody answer that door!

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I'll get it!

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Howdy.

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It's widdle ol' you!

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Yeah, my song's quite catchy.

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I... I know we haven't formally met,

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but after yesterday's performance, I just

couldn't get your laugh out of my head!

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You mean this one?

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Oh, what a delight!

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When I saw you in the audience, I said

to myself, "Now there's a kindred spirit.

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"Someone who appreciates

the sparkly things in life."

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That's totally me!

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Enchanting. Utterly enchanting.

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-Who's at the door?

-No one, Grunkle Stan!

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I appreciate your discretion.

That Stan's no fan of mine.

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I don't know how a lemon so sour

could be related to a peach so sweet!

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Gideon!

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What do you say we step away

from here, and chat a bit more?

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Perhaps in my dressing room?

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Oh, makeovers!

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Ow.

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Do you see something you like?

'Cause I do.

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What?

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Hey, Dipper! What's going on?

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Whoa... Where have you been?

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And what's going on

with those fingernails?

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You look like a wolverine.

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I know, right?

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I was hanging out

with my new pal, Gideon!

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He is one dapper little man!

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Mabel, I don't trust anyone

whose hair is bigger than their head.

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Oh, leave him alone!

You never want to do girly stuff with me.

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You and Soos

get to do boy stuff all the time.

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-What do you mean?

-Hey, dude!

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You ready to blow up these hot dogs

in the microwave, one by one?

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Am I?

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-One at a time! One at a time!

-Oh, dude!

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Whoa! The view from

your family's factory is nuts!

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Good thing we both brought our...

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Opera glasses!

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Mabel, when I'm up here, looking down

on all them little ol' people,

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I feel like I'm king of all I survey.

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-I guess that makes you my queen.

-What?

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You are being so nice to me right now!

Quit it!

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I can't quit it.

I am speaking from the heart.

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From the where, now?

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Mabel,

I've never felt this close with anyone.

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So, so close.

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Look, Gideon, I, um...

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I like you a lot,

but let's just be friends.

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At least just give me a chance.

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Mabel, will you do me the honor

of going on a date with me?

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-A play date?

-Mmm-mmm.

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-A shopping date?

-Mmm-mmm.

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It'll be just one little ol' date!

I swear on my lucky bolo tie.

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Um...

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Okay, then. I guess.

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Mabel Pines, you have made me

the happiest boy in the world!

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Are you sniffing my hair?

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It's not a date-date.

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It's just, you know,

I didn't want to hurt his feelings,

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and so I figured I'd throw him a bone.

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Mabel, guys don't work that way!

He's gonna fall in love with you!

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Yeah, right. I'm not that lovable.

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Ka-boom! Yes!

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Okay, we agree on something here.

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A night of enchantment awaits, my lady!

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Oh, boy.

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I can't believe

they let us bring a horse in here!

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Well, people have a hard time

saying no to me.

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Ah, Mr. Gideon, the feet on the table!

An excellent choice!

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Jean-Luc,

what did we discuss about eye contact?

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Yes, yes! Very good!

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I've never seen so many forks!

And water with bubbles in it?

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Ooh la-la. Oui, oui.

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I have no idea what you're saying.

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Hey, hey! What the Jekyll

is Mabel doing in the paper

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next to that greasy pickpocket Gideon?

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Oh, yeah, it's, like, a big deal.

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Everybody's talking about

Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight.

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What?

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That little shyster

is dating my great-niece?

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I wonder what the new name will be

for the power couple.

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Mabideon? Gideabel?

May-Gid-Bel-Eon!

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I didn't know! I didn't hear about it!

And plus, I told her not to!

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Yeah, well it ends tonight.

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I'm going right down

to that little skunk's house.

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This is going to stop right now!

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Dude, wouldn't it be funny

if that was a closet,

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and he had to come back out again

and walk out the real door?

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Nope. Real door.

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Gideon, you little punk! Open up!

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I will pardon nothing!

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Why, Stanford Pines!

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What a delight!

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Out of the way, Bud.

I'm looking for Gideon.

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Well, I haven't seen the boy around,

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but since you're here, you,

you simply must come in for coffee!

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-But, I came...

-It's imported!

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-All the way from Colombia!

-Wow!

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I went to jail there once!

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Some digs you got here.

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Oh! This! This is beautiful.

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Now, I hear

your niece and my Gideon are...

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Well, they're singing in harmony lately,

so to speak.

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Yeah! And I'm against it!

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No, no, no!

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I see it as

a fantastic business opportunity!

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Yes. The Mystery Shack

and the Tent of Telepathy!

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We've been at each other's throats

for far too...

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Let me get that...

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At each other's throats for far too long,

yes, we have!

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This is our big chance

to brush aside our rivalry,

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and pool our collective profits, you see.

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I'm listening.

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And so I said,

"Autograph your own head, short lady!"

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Yeah.

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Mabel, tonight's date

was a complete success!

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And tomorrow's date

promises to top this one in every way!

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Whoa, whoa!

You said just one date. And this was it!

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Hark! What a surprise!

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A Red Crested

South American Rainbow Macaw!

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Two, three, four...

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Mabel, will you accompany Gideon

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to the ballroom dance this Thurbday?

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Thursday.

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-Aw, so adorable!

-Gideon's got a girlfriend!

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They're expecting us.

Please say you'll go?

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Aw...

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Gideon, I'm sorry,

but I'm gonna have to say...

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-I'm on the edge of my seat!

-This is gonna be adorable!

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If she says no, I'll die from sadness!

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I can verify that that will indeed happen.

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Hey! How did it go?

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I don't know. I have a lobster now.

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Well, at least it's over and you won't

ever have to go out with him again.

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Mabel? It's over, right? Mabel?

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Blargh! He asked me out again,

and I didn't know how to say no!

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Like this. "No."

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It's not that easy, Dipper!

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And I do like Gideon

as a friend, slash, little sister!

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So I didn't want to hurt his feelings!

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I just need to get things

back to where they used to be.

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You know, friends!

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Boatin' at night! Boatin' at night!

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You know, I thought dancing was going

to be the end of the evening, right?

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Don't you want this evening to last,

my sweet?

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No! I mean, yes.

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I mean, I'm always happy

to hang out with a friend.

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Buddy. Pal. Chum.

Other word for friend.

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-Pal?

-I already said pal. Uh, mate?

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How about soul mate?

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Well, you can't say no to that!

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He's so nice, but I can't keep doing this,

but I can't break his heart.

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I have no way out!

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What in the heck

happened on that date?

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I don't know! I was in the friend zone.

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And then,

before I knew what was happening,

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he pulled me into the romance zone!

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It was like quicksand!

Chubby quicksand!

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Mabel, come on.

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It's not like

you're going to have to marry Gideon.

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Great news, Mabel!

You have to marry Gideon!

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What?

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It's all part of my long-term deal

with Buddy Gleeful!

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There's a lot of cash

tied up in this thing.

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Plus, I got this shirt!

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Ugh, I am fat!

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Bodies change, honey! Bodies change.

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Oh, no. Mabel?

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Mabel's not here.

She's in Sweater Town.

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Are you gonna

come out of Sweater Town?

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Mmm...

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All right. Enough is enough!

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If you can't break up with Gideon,

then I'll do it for you.

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You will?

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-Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

-Okay, all right, all right.

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Oh, Dipper Pines, how are you?

You look good, you look good.

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Thanks. You, uh...

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Look, Gideon. We've gotta talk.

Mabel isn't joining you tonight.

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She, uh...

She doesn't want to see you anymore.

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She's...

She's kind of weirded out by you.

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No offense!

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So what you're saying is,

you've come between us.

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You're not gonna, like,

freak out or anything are you?

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Of course not! These things happen.

Bygones, you know.

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So, okay, cool.

Well then, again, sorry man, but... Hey!

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Thumbs up, huh?

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Thumbs up, indeed, my friend.

00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:56,555

How did it go? Was he mad?

00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:59,179

Did he try to read your mind

with his psychic powers?

00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:02,248

Don't worry Mabel, he's just a kid!

He doesn't have any powers.

00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:10,603

Dipper Pines.

You don't know what you've done!

00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:22,058

You've just made

the biggest mistake of your life!

00:14:22,123 --> 00:14:23,123

Yeah!

00:14:23,784 --> 00:14:27,529

Gideon Charles Gleeful!

Clean up your room this instant!

00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:30,954

I can buy and sell you, old man!

00:14:32,074 --> 00:14:33,074

Fair enough.

00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:45,482

Hit me, dude!

00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,459

Feels good.

00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,856

I'm so glad everything's back to normal!

00:14:51,946 --> 00:14:53,384

-Your turn!

-Your turn! Oh, man!

00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:58,567

-Yello?

-Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper!

00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,722

Oh! Hey, man!

00:14:59,787 --> 00:15:01,482

Sorry for

accusing you of murder last week.

00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:03,113

Water under the bridge!

00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:05,000

Say! We want to interview you

00:15:05,065 --> 00:15:08,234

about whether you've seen

anything unusual in this here town

00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:10,858

-since you've arrived!

-Oh, finally!

00:15:10,923 --> 00:15:13,259

I thought nobody would ever ask!

I have notes and theories!

00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:14,825

Uh-huh. Uh-huh...

00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:17,257

Four-one-two, Gopher Road.

00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,144

Tonight? Got it.

00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,227

There! I did your dirty work.

00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:24,779

Now it's time to

pay your end of the bargain!

00:15:25,355 --> 00:15:30,154

Shondra Hermenes' phone number!

Bless you, Lil Gideon!

00:15:40,362 --> 00:15:41,547

Hello?

00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:52,200

Hello, friend.

00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:53,900

Gideon!

00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:56,489

Dipper Pines, how long

have you been living in this town?

00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:59,339

A week? Two?

You like it here? Enjoy the scenery?

00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:00,394

What do you want from me, man?

00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,484

Listen carefully, boy.

00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,649

This town has secrets

you couldn't begin to comprehend!

00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,721

Is this about Mabel?

I told you, she's not into you!

00:16:07,787 --> 00:16:10,219

Liar! You turned her against me!

00:16:11,849 --> 00:16:13,675

She was my peach dumpling!

00:16:13,737 --> 00:16:15,083

Are you okay, man?

00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:20,235

Howdy!

00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,602

Reading minds isn't all I can do!

00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,202

But... But... You're a fake!

00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,250

Tell me, Dipper, is this fake?

00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:37,034

How's that hair tasting, buddy?

00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:40,490

Wendy, I need some advice.

You've broken up with guys, right?

00:16:40,555 --> 00:16:44,138

Oh, yeah. Russ Durham,

Eli Hall, Stony Davidson...

00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,611

I don't know what's wrong with me!

00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:48,876

I thought everything was back

to normal, but I still feel all gross.

00:16:48,937 --> 00:16:52,298

Mike Worley, Nate Holts.

Oh, that guy with the tattoos.

00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:54,826

Maybe letting Dipper do it for me

was a mistake.

00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:56,586

Gideon deserves an honest break up.

00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,731

Danny Feldman, Mark Epstein...

00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:01,194

Oh, man, I'm not sure

I ever actually broke up with him.

00:17:01,259 --> 00:17:02,763

No wonder he keeps calling me!

00:17:02,828 --> 00:17:05,931

I know what I gotta do.

Thanks for talking to me, Wendy!

00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:10,569

Ignore!

00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:14,122

Ooh!

00:17:16,139 --> 00:17:17,739

Whoa!

00:17:18,219 --> 00:17:20,777

Grunkle Stan was right about you!

You are a monster!

00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:22,891

Your sister will be mine!

00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:32,136

-Who's a cute little guy? You are!

-No, you are!

00:17:34,699 --> 00:17:37,192

She's never gonna date you, man!

00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,217

That's a lie!

00:17:38,922 --> 00:17:43,177

And I'm gonna make sure

you never lie to me again, friend.

00:17:49,641 --> 00:17:51,275

Gideon! We have to talk.

00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,403

Mabel! My marshmallow!

What are you doing here?

00:17:55,498 --> 00:17:58,092

I'm sorry, Gideon,

but I can't be your marshmallow.

00:17:58,153 --> 00:18:00,650

I needed to be honest

and tell you that myself.

00:18:00,716 --> 00:18:02,987

I don't understand.

00:18:04,072 --> 00:18:05,994

Uh... Mabel, this probably

isn't the best time

00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:07,180

to be brutally honest with him.

00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:09,961

Hey, but we can still be

makeover buddies, right?

00:18:10,026 --> 00:18:11,338

Wouldn't you like that?

00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:12,427

Really?

00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:14,921

No! Not really!

00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:17,898

You were, like, attacking my brother!

What the heck?

00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,240

My tie! Give it back!

00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,995

Ha! Not so powerful without this,

are you?

00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,050

Dipper!

00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:46,251

Listen, Gideon, it's over.

I will never ever date you.

00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:47,755

Yeah!

00:18:50,475 --> 00:18:51,595

My powers!

00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,513

Oh, this isn't over.

00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:58,185

This isn't the last you'll see

of widdle ol' me.

00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:05,098

This is living, brother.

00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:10,123

From now on it's all name brand foods

and clown paintings.

00:19:12,747 --> 00:19:15,084

Well, hey, Gideon, look who I...

00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:17,450

Stanford Pines, I rebuke thee!

00:19:17,516 --> 00:19:19,434

I rebuke thee!

00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,129

"Rebuke?" Is that a word?

00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:24,298

The entire Pines family

have invoked my fury!

00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:28,138

You will all pay recompense

for your transgressions!

00:19:28,203 --> 00:19:30,570

What, you got, like,

a word-a-day calendar or something?

00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:34,859

But, sunshine, what about

our arrangement with Mabel and the...

00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,010

Silence!

00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:39,689

Well, I see he's taken to

one of his rages again.

00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:42,409

Sorry, Stan.

I have to side with Gideon on this one.

00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:46,636

Okay! Okay!

I can see when I'm not wanted.

00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:49,129

Stan, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna

need that painting back.

00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:50,184

Stan! Stan!

00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,884

Try and catch me, suckers!

00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:57,834

I could have had it all.

00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,721

What the heck happened to you two?

00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:01,609

-Gideon.

-Gideon.

00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:02,890

Gideon.

00:20:02,955 --> 00:20:05,897

Yeah, the little mutant

swore vengeance on the whole family.

00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:09,066

I guess he's gonna try to

nibble my ankles or something.

00:20:09,162 --> 00:20:12,074

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

How's he gonna destroy us now, huh?

00:20:12,139 --> 00:20:14,153

Try to guess

what number we're thinking of?

00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:16,777

He'll never guess

what number I'm thinking of.

00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:17,801

Negative eight!

00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:19,915

No one

would guess a negative number!

00:20:21,035 --> 00:20:23,179

-Oh, look out, I'm real scared!

-Look out!

00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,707

Bet he's planning our destruction

right now.

00:20:34,089 --> 00:20:39,337

Gideon, I still love you!

If only my family weren't in the way...

00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:43,242

Look at me, I am old, and I'm smelly!

00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:48,778

Hey, what are you gonna do

without your precious amulet?

00:20:48,843 --> 00:20:50,857

Oh, you'll see, boy.

00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,738

You'll see.

00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,578

-You're done?

-Not yet.

00:20:57,643 --> 00:20:59,308

-How about now?

-Almost.

00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:01,963

And there!

00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:04,748

Let's do this.

00:21:21,642 --> 00:21:22,601

You're all fired.

00:00:07,599 --> 00:00:10,990

Положите деньги,

и они таинственно исчезнут.

00:00:11,051 --> 00:00:12,045

Конечно!

00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:13,549

Какой классный фокус!

00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,149

Хорошо, что зашли сюда!

00:00:15,214 --> 00:00:17,611

Во время взрыва тигр пострадал,

00:00:17,677 --> 00:00:20,527

но мы его починили и добавили кулак.

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КУЛАК ТИГРА

00:00:21,743 --> 00:00:22,733

Ух ты, здорово!

00:00:22,798 --> 00:00:24,045

-Да, тигр с кулаком – наш герой!

-Ура! Кулак тигра!

00:00:25,581 --> 00:00:27,981

Кулак тигра! Продолжение после рекламы.

00:00:29,035 --> 00:00:31,214

Смотрите! Про эту рекламу я вам говорил.

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Вы абсолютно несчастны?

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Да!

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Тогда познакомьтесь...

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с Гидеоном!

00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,329

-С Гидеоном?

-Что в нём такого особенного?

00:00:40,394 --> 00:00:41,863

Он телепат!

00:00:42,983 --> 00:00:47,050

Поэтому не тратьте своё время

на шарлатанов и клоунов.

00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:49,032

ШАРЛАТАН

00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:52,808

Узнайте, что будет завтра уже сегодня

в шатре телепатии Гидеона!

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Ясновидение – умение предвидеть

будущее, телепатия может

00:00:53,897 --> 00:00:56,007

вызвать ощущение жара в животе. Карла,

я люблю тебя, но всегда боялся признаться.

00:00:56,072 --> 00:00:59,210

Ух ты! Меня всю распирает от любопытства.

00:00:59,272 --> 00:01:01,063

Главное, смотри не лопни!

00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:05,226

После приезда в город этого

Гидеона, у меня одни неприятности!

00:01:09,397 --> 00:01:10,597

ГИДЕОН

00:01:11,689 --> 00:01:12,649

Гидеон!

00:01:12,714 --> 00:01:15,368

-А он и правда телепат?

-Надо сходить и проверить!

00:01:15,434 --> 00:01:18,345

Ну, нет! Дети, я запрещаю вам

ходить в его шатёр!

00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:21,771

Живущим в моем доме

не переступать его порог.

00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:22,987

В шатрах есть пороги?

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Значит есть способ выбраться

из петли! Буквально!

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Ква-ква!

00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:31,465

Приходите как можно быстрее,

Гидеон вас ждет.

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ДИППЕР

00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:55,113

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,750

СТЭН

00:02:07,898 --> 00:02:09,398

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:02:11,977 --> 00:02:12,686

ШАТЁР ТЕЛЕПАТИИ ГИДЕОНА

00:02:12,711 --> 00:02:14,123

Заходите, граждане!

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И кладите ваши денежки

в телепатический мешок.

00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,857

-Гидеона, пожалуйста!

-Конечно, держи, парень!

00:02:18,922 --> 00:02:20,042

Замечательная идея!

00:02:22,026 --> 00:02:25,547

Надо же, здесь прямо как

в «Хижине чудес», только наизнанку!

00:02:25,609 --> 00:02:27,082

И даже есть свой Зус.

00:02:27,368 --> 00:02:28,568

ДУС

00:02:30,185 --> 00:02:32,266

Начинается, начинается!

00:02:34,409 --> 00:02:36,361

Посмотрим, что это за чудовище.

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Привет, Америка! Меня зовут малыш-Гидеон!

00:02:47,946 --> 00:02:52,009

-Это смертельный враг Стэна?!

-Да, какой-то он мелкий.

00:02:52,074 --> 00:02:56,041

Я безмерно счастлив,

что вы пришли на моё представление!

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Такой подарок!

00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:59,083

У меня предчувствие!

00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:02,186

Я чувствую, вы все скоро скажете:

00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:03,402

«О-о-о!»

00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:06,345

О-о-о!

00:03:06,824 --> 00:03:07,979

И правда, сбылось!

00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,082

-Что?! Ерунда какая-то.

-Нет, не ерунда.

00:03:11,144 --> 00:03:12,107

Давай, папа!

00:03:17,546 --> 00:03:21,195

Говорят, у меня предвиденье

00:03:21,256 --> 00:03:25,065

Это не дешевый трюк

Это ясновиденье

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Другие во тьме

Ну а я-то вижу свет

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Малыш Гидеон на всё вам даст ответ!

00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,842

Давайте, друзья! Вставайте!

Все хлопаем в такт!

00:03:36,904 --> 00:03:38,185

Но как он...

00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,042

Все хлопаем в такт!

00:03:40,107 --> 00:03:42,539

Вам не звонит ваш взрослый сын

00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,073

Поэтому я всё оставлю своим кошкам!

00:03:45,738 --> 00:03:48,554

А вы наш постоянный гость

00:03:48,615 --> 00:03:49,993

Как ты догадался?

00:03:50,658 --> 00:03:51,592

Подумаешь.

00:03:51,657 --> 00:03:54,059

Я где-то видел этот лейбл

00:03:55,659 --> 00:03:58,152

Тебя зовут, наверно, Мэйбл

00:03:58,177 --> 00:03:58,716

МЭЙБЛ

00:03:58,717 --> 00:03:59,656

Как он это узнал?

00:03:59,721 --> 00:04:04,777

Всем объятья мои

В шатре телепатии

00:04:04,842 --> 00:04:10,313

Запомните мой музон

Я – Гидеон

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ГИДЕОН

00:04:12,841 --> 00:04:14,057

О господи!

00:04:16,616 --> 00:04:20,041

Спасибо! Ваша любовь – вот настоящее чудо!

00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:21,833

Да-ха-ха!

00:04:23,337 --> 00:04:25,930

Этот парень еще больший жулик, чем Стэн!

00:04:25,995 --> 00:04:27,434

Вот дядя и завидует.

00:04:27,499 --> 00:04:30,376

Перестань Диппер, он так классно танцует!

00:04:30,441 --> 00:04:33,418

А какая прическа! Это просто отпад.

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-Ты слишком внушаема.

-Да как же.

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Зацени, Диппер!

Я заклеила всё лицо из пистолета!

00:04:46,097 --> 00:04:47,048

Глаза!

00:04:47,313 --> 00:04:48,072

Ой!

00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:49,257

Это навсегда?

00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,888

Конечно, я же ценю своё время!

00:04:52,853 --> 00:04:54,187

Да откройте уже эту дверь!

00:04:54,248 --> 00:04:55,391

Я открою!

00:04:57,417 --> 00:04:58,411

Приветствую!

00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,394

Это малыш Гидеон!

00:05:00,459 --> 00:05:02,251

Ха-ха. Песенка запоминается.

00:05:02,312 --> 00:05:03,977

Мы официально не знакомы.

00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,913

Но вчера на представлении

меня поразил твой прекрасный смех.

00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:09,190

Ты про этот?

00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:12,232

О, как здорово!

00:05:12,297 --> 00:05:16,395

Когда я увидел тебя в зале, я подумал,

вот моя родственная душа.

00:05:16,456 --> 00:05:19,659

Человек, который,

как и я обожает смеяться.

00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,034

Да, это точно я!

00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:26,472

Волшебно! Просто волшебно!

00:05:26,537 --> 00:05:29,288

-Кто там пришел?

-Никто, дядя Стэн!

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Спасибо, что прикрыла,

Стэн меня не очень любит!

00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:36,170

И как это такой кислый лимон –

дядя такой сладкой вишенки?

00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:37,370

Гидеон!

00:05:37,835 --> 00:05:40,873

Предлагаю покинуть этот дом и поболтать

00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:42,591

в моей уютной гримерке!

00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:43,934

Ах! Косметика!

00:05:45,256 --> 00:05:46,056

Ау.

00:05:49,355 --> 00:05:52,009

Нравится что-нибудь? Лично мне – ты!

00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:53,326

Что?!

00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:58,090

Привет, Диппер! Как ты поживаешь?

00:05:58,155 --> 00:05:59,528

Хватит! Ты где была?

00:05:59,594 --> 00:06:01,320

И что у тебя с ногтями,

00:06:01,385 --> 00:06:02,824

ты прямо как росомаха.

00:06:02,889 --> 00:06:04,068

Всё правильно!

00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,986

Я сегодня была у Гидеона!

00:06:07,051 --> 00:06:08,712

Он такой невероятный парень!

00:06:08,777 --> 00:06:12,011

Мэйбл, я не верю людям,

у которых начес больше головы.

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Оставь его в покое!

Ты не играешь со мной в девчачьи игры!

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У вас с Зусом вечно мальчишеские дела.

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-Ты о чем?!

-Чувак!

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Пошли взрывать хот-доги в микроволновке?

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Пойдём!

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-Взрываются, как петарды!

-Круто!

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Ух ты! Какой же классный

вид с вашей фабрики!

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Здорово, что мы купили...

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Оперные бинокли!

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Когда я смотрю отсюда

на всех этих людишек,

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мне кажется, что я – король всего мира!

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-Ну, а ты моя королева!

-Чего?

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Почему ты такой милый,

Гидеон, кончай уже!

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Я не могу, Мэйбл! Это идёт из души.

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Откуда, что идёт?!

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Мэйбл, я еще ни с кем не был так близок!

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Очень-очень близок!

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Слушай, Гидеон, подожди!

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Ты мне нравишься, но давай будем друзьями.

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Дай мне хоть один шанс!

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Мэйбл, не окажешь ли ты мне честь

пойти со мной на свидание?

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-На аттракционы?

-М-м.

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-По магазинам?

-М-м.

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Настоящее любовное свидание!

Клянусь счастливой заколкой.

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Ну, ладно я согласна.

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Мэйбл Пайнс, ты сделала меня

самым счастливым в мире.

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Ты нюхаешь мои волосы?!

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БЕСПЛАТНАЯ ПАРКОВКА

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Это не свидание, Диппер,

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это просто чтобы его не обидеть!

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Сделаю ему приятно, и всё.

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Мэйбл, парни не так устроены!

Он в тебя влюбится.

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Ну, конечно! Я не настолько красива!

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Бубум! Да!

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Ну, хоть в чем-то мы согласны.

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Нас ждет ночь волшебства, сударыня.

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Отпад!

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Как они разрешили привести сюда лошадь?!

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Обычно людям бывает

очень сложно мне отказать.

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A! Мсье Гидеон! Положить ноги на стол!

Прекрасный выбор!

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Жан-Люк, не надо заглядывать мне в глаза!

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Да, да. Конечно.

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А зачем здесь столько вилок?

А в воде столько пузырьков!

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Ах! У-ла-ла, уи-уи.

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О, парле ву франсе?

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Чё ты только что сказал?

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Ребятки? Почему в этой газетенке Мэйбл

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рядом с мошенником Гидеоном?

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Ну, да! Это не новость!

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Все уже говорят о свидании

Гидеона и Мэйбл.

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Что?

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Этот пустозвон встречается

с моей девочкой?!

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Интересно, как назовут эту парочку?

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Мэйбидеон? Гидэйбл? Мейгидбелион!

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Дядя Стэн! Я ничего не знал!

И я её предупреждал!

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Ничего страшного!

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Я иду домой к этому чудовищу!

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Сегодня же положу этому конец.

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Чуваки! Смешно было бы,

если б это был шкаф!

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И он такой вышел –

а там не выход, а стенка!

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Нет, не шкаф.

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ДОМ ГИДЕОНА.

ТОГО САМОГО, ИЗ ТЕЛЕВИЗОРА!

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Гидеон, ты, мерзавец! Открывай!

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ПРОСТИТЕ ЗА САД

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Ни за что не прощу!

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Ой! Это Стэн Пайнс!

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Как приятно!

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А ну с дороги. Мне нужен Гидеон.

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Сегодня я сына еще не видел,

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но раз ты пришел,

ты просто обязан выпить кофе.

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-Но я пришел...

-Отличный кофе!

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-Доставлен прямо из Колумбии.

-Ух ты!

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Я там в тюрьме сидел!

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Ничего обстановочка!

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О! Надо же! Просто красота.

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Я слышал, Гидеон и твоя племянница дружат

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и между ними полная гармония.

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Да, и я против этого!

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Ну, что ты!

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Я, наоборот, вижу в этом

отличный бизнес-ход!

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Да! «Хижина чудес» и «Шатер телепатии»!

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Мы с тобой так долго были врагами.

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Позволь, я сниму.

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Так вот, мы с тобой

так долго были врагами!

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Это замечательный шанс забыть вражду

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и поработать на общее благо.

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Я тебя слушаю.

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А я говорю:

«Распишитесь на своей прическе!»

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Да.

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Мэйбл, получилось отличное свидание!

00:10:28,075 --> 00:10:31,432

Но поверь мне, завтрашнее свидание

затмит сегодняшнее!

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Стоп-стоп! Ты просил

одно свидание, и оно прошло.

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Ой, какая неожиданность!

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Южноамериканский красноголовый попугай!

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Два, три, четыре!

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Мэйбл! Ты! Пойдешь! С Гидеоном! Вместе!

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На бальную вечеринку! В этот! Петверг!

00:10:51,177 --> 00:10:52,211

Четверг!

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-Как это мило!

-Как же повезло девчонке!

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Нас там ждут скажи, что пойдешь.

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А...

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Слушай, Гидеон мне жаль,

но придется сказать тебе.

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-Я весь как на иголках.

-Боже, как романтично.

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Если она ему откажет, я умру от печали.

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Подтверждаю, вы точно умрете.

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Соглашайся! Соглашайся!

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Привет! Как свидание?

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Даже не знаю, но теперь у меня есть омар!

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Ну, зато всё позади,

и ты больше его не увидишь!

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Мэйбл? Всё ведь позади, да? Мэйбл?

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Он снова пригласил,

и я не смогла сказать «нет»!

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Это же просто: «нет».

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Всё совсем не просто, Диппер!

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Мне нравится Гидеон,

но как друг или сестрёнка!

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Я не хочу его обижать!

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Я должна как-то расставить всё по местам!

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Остаться друзьями.

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Лунная ночь, лунная ночь.

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Гидеон, а я думала,

что на танцах наш вечер и закончится.

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Ты не хочешь, чтобы вечер длился вечно?

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Нет! То есть да.

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Я люблю тусоваться с друзьями,

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приятелями, дружками, друганами,

как еще назвать?

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-Приятель?

-Я уже говорила. Товарищ?

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А может «возлюбленный»?

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МЭЙБЛ

00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:13,961

Да как тут скажешь «нет».

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Он милый, но я не могу.

И я не могу разбить ему сердце.

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У меня нет выхода!

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Что такое случилось на свидании?

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Не знаю! Общались как друзья,

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и не успела я опомниться, как вдруг

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он заговорил о любви!

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Это как болото! Оно меня затягивает!

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Мэйбл, успокойся.

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Ведь ты же не собираешься за него замуж.

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Отличная новость! Ты выйдешь за Гидеона.

00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,243

Что?

00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:40,353

Таковы условия контракта

с его отцом Глифолом.

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Замешаны огромные деньги,

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и ещё дали футболку!

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ЗА ГИДЕОНА

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Ох, я растолстел.

00:12:48,107 --> 00:12:50,953

Люди меняются! Люди меняются.

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O нет. Мэйбл?

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Мэйбл здесь нет. Она уехала в Свитербург.

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А она скоро вернется из Свитербурга?

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Ну всё! Надоело!

00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:06,313

Если ты не можешь порвать

с Гидеоном, то это сделаю я.

00:13:06,378 --> 00:13:07,468

Правда?

00:13:08,715 --> 00:13:11,561

-Спасибо, спасибо, спасибо, спасибо.

-Ха-ха, да ладно, ладно!

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«ТРЕФЫ»

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О! Диппер Пайнс, как поживаешь?

Кстати, ты отлично выглядишь.

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Да? Спасибо!

00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:27,006

Слушай, Гидеон. Нужно поговорить!

00:13:27,372 --> 00:13:30,700

Мэйбл сегодня не придет!

Она больше не хочет тебя видеть.

00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:33,001

Она от тебя устала, но ты, главное,

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не обижайся.

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Хочешь сказать, что ты встал

между мной и Мэйбл?

00:13:39,016 --> 00:13:41,867

Ты же не станешь

закатывать тут истерику, да?

00:13:42,665 --> 00:13:45,868

Конечно, нет. В жизни всё бывает.

Ха-ха. Я понимаю!

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Ну и отлично!

Тогда еще раз извини, друг,

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и не вешай нос, ладно?

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Не вешать нос, конечно.

00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:56,555

Как всё прошло? Разозлился?

00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:59,179

Пытался забраться тебе в голову

телепатией?

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Не волнуйся, он обычный парень,

без суперспособностей.

00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:10,603

Диппер Пайнс, ты не представляешь,

что натворил.

00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:22,058

Ты совершил величайшую ошибку в жизни!

00:14:23,784 --> 00:14:27,529

Гидеон Чарльз Глифол,

немедленно прибери в комнате.

00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:30,954

Да я тебя сейчас в порошок сотру!

00:14:32,074 --> 00:14:33,074

Всё, понял.

00:14:35,183 --> 00:14:35,983

МЭЙБЛ

00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:45,482

Нападайте!

00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,459

Прикольно.

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Как же здорово, что всё опять как прежде!

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-Твоя очередь.

-Твоя очередь! Черт!

00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:56,033

Алло?

00:14:56,059 --> 00:14:58,692

Тоби Решительный, газета

«Сплетник Гравити Фолз».

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А, привет!

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Извините, что обвинил вас в убийстве.

00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:03,113

Я не помню зла!

00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:05,000

Сынок! Хочу взять у тебя

интервью, спросить,

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не видел ли ты в городе

чего-нибудь странного

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-со времени своего приезда.

-Наконец-то!

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Я думал, вы не спросите!

У меня есть гипотезы!

00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:14,825

Ага. Ага...

00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:17,257

Четыре-один-два Гофер-Роуд!

00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,144

Сегодня? Буду.

00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,227

Всё! Я сделал, что ты просил!

00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:24,779

Будь так любезен

выполнить свою часть сделки!

00:15:25,355 --> 00:15:30,154

Телефонный номер Шандры Хименес!

Спасибо, малыш-Гидеон!

00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:35,552

412 Гофер Роуд

7:00

00:15:40,362 --> 00:15:41,547

Ау!

00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:52,200

Привет, дружок.

00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:53,900

Гидеон.

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Диппер Пайнс. Давно ты живешь у нас,

00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:59,339

неделю? Две? Как тебе тут?

Нравится городок?

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Чего ты хочешь?

00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,484

Слушай внимательно.

00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,649

В этом городке есть секреты,

которые тебе не понять.

00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,721

Это из-за Мэйбл?

Да пойми, ты ей не нравишься.

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Ложь! Это ты её подговорил!

00:16:11,849 --> 00:16:13,675

Она была моей половинкой!

00:16:13,737 --> 00:16:15,083

Только не нервничай!

00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:20,235

Привет!

00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,602

Я не только мысли читать могу.

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Но... но ты же шарлатан.

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Неужели, Диппер? Тогда это что?

00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:37,034

Ну, как волосы на вкус?

00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:40,490

Венди, мне нужен совет.

Ты же бросала парней, да?

00:16:40,555 --> 00:16:44,138

Еще бы! Расс Торам, Илай Холл,

Стони Дэвидсон..

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Я не понимаю, что со мной!

00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:48,876

Я думала, что всё стало как раньше,

но всё как-то не так.

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...Флейк Вёрли, Нейт Холс

и еще парень с татушками...

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Зря я разрешила Дипперу

сделать это за меня!

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Я должна была порвать с Гидеоном.

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...Денни Фельдман, Марк Эпстин...

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О боже, кажется, я с ним не порвала!

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Понятно, почему он звонит.

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Я знаю, что нужно делать!

Спасибо за помощь, Венди.

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Игнорировать.

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Дядя Стэн был прав насчет тебя!

Ты чудовище!

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Мэйбл будет моей!

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-Кто у нас красавчик? Это ты!

-Нет, это ты!

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Она не хочет с тобой встречаться!

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Это ложь!

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И я сделаю так, что ты никогда

не будешь мне лгать, друган!

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Гидеон! Нам нужно поговорить!

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Мэйбл! Моя зефирка! Что ты здесь делаешь?

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Прости, Гидеон, но я не твоя зефирка!

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Я пришла, чтобы сказать это тебе лично.

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Я не понимаю.

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Мэйбл, сейчас не лучший момент

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для таких признаний!

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Но мы все равно можем играть

с косметикой, правда?

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Ты же не против, друг?

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Правда?

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Нет! Не правда!

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Ты напал на моего брата! Ты с ума сошел?

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Заколка! Отдай!

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Ха! Без неё ты не очень силен верно?

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Диппер!

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Слушай, Гидеон! Всё кончено!

Я больше не буду с тобой встречаться.

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Да!

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Моя сила!

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Это еще не конец!

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Вы еще услышите обо мне,

услышите, клянусь, скоро!

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Ну вот и всё, партнер.

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За совместные бренды пищевых продуктов

и за картину с клоуном!

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Ой, привет, Гидеон смотри кто...

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Стэнфорд Пайнс! Я проклинаю тебя!

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Проклинаю тебя!

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Проклинаешь? Но за что?

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Вся ваша семейка заслужила

мой праведный гнев!

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И однажды вы все мне заплатите

за это преступление!

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Что-то я не понял,

а почему я должен платить?

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Но, но, но, золотко, ха-ха,

а как же наш план насчет Мэйбл и...

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Молчать!

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Ясно, похоже, мой сынок сегодня

опять немного не в духе!

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Прости, Стэн. Но придется

сделать так, как он хочет.

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Ладно, я понял! Я и не навязываюсь.

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Стэн, прости, но ты должен

вернуть картину!

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Стэн! Стэн!

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Попробуй догони, неудачник!

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Счастье было так близко!

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Ну а с вами что стряслось?

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-Гидеон.

-Гидеон.

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Гидеон.

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Этот поганец пообещал

отомстить всей нашей семье.

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Наверное, теперь попробует

укусить меня за щиколотку.

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Точно! Интересно, как он

собрался нас уничтожить?

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Угадает, какое число мы задумали?

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Он не угадает число, которое я задумала!

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Минус восемь!

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Отрицательные никто не задумывает!

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О, берегитесь!

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Кое-кто сейчас думает,

как нас укокошить.

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Гидеон, я все еще тебя люблю.

Но мои родные против нашего счастья.

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Да, я такой старый и вонючий.

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Ну, и что ты будешь делать

без своего амулетика?

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Скоро увидишь, дружок!

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МИСТИЧЕСКИЙ АМУЛЕТ

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Увидишь.

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-Всё?

-Еще нет.

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-А сейчас?

-Почти.

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И готово.

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Давайте начнём.

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Вы уволены.