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My men have examined the evidence,
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and this is obviously an accident.
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Accident, constable?
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Or is it...
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Murder?
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What?
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Duck-tective
will return after these messages.
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That duck is a genius.
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Eh. It's easier to find clues when you're
that close to the ground.
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Are you saying
you could outwit Duck-tective?
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Mabel, I have very keen
powers of observation.
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For example,
just by smelling your breath,
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I can tell that you have been eating...
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...an entire tube of toothpaste?
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It was so sparkly.
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Hey, dudes.
You'll never guess what I found!
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-Buried treasure!
-Buried...
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Hey, I was gonna say that!
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So I was cleaning up
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when I found this secret door
hidden behind the wallpaper.
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It's crazy-bonkers creepy!
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Whoa! It's a secret wax museum.
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They're so life-like!
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-Except for that one.
-Hello!
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It's just me,
your Grunkle Stan!
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Behold the Gravity Falls Wax Museum.
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It was one of our
most popular attractions,
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before I forgot all about it.
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I got 'em all!
Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes,
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some kinda, I don't know, goblin man.
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Is anyone else
getting the creeps here?
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And now, for my personal favorite,
Wax Abraham Lincoln!
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Right over... Oh, no, come on!
Who left the blinds open?
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Wax John Wilkes Booth,
I'm looking in your direction!
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How do you fix a wax figure?
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Cheer up, Grunkle Stan!
Where's that smile?
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-Meh.
-Bep bop boop.
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Ow.
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Don't worry, Grunkle Stan,
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I'll make you a new wax figure
from all this old wax!
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You really think
you could make one of these puppies?
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Grunkle Stan,
I'm an arts and crafts master.
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Why do you think I always have
this glue gun stuck to my arm?
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I like your gumption, kid!
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I don't know what that word means,
but thank you!
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Dipper!
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What do you think
of my wax figure idea?
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She's part fairy princess
and part horse fairy princess.
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Maybe you should carve
something from real life.
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Like a waffle with big arms!
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Okay. Or, you know, something else.
Like someone in your family.
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Kids, have you seen my pants?
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Oh, Muse, you work in mysterious ways!
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Why's your sister talking to the ceiling?
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I think it needs more glitter.
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Agreed.
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I found my pants,
but now I'm missing my...
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What do you think?
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I think the wax museum's
back in business!
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I can't believe this many
people showed up!
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I know, right? Your uncle
probably bribed 'em or something.
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He bribed me!
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You all know me, folks,
town darlin', Mr. Mystery.
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Please, ladies, control yourselves.
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As you know,
I always bring the people of this fair town
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novelties and befuddlements,
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the likes of which
the world has never known.
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But enough about me.
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Behold, me!
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Ye-ah! Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ah!
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And now a word from
our own Mabelangelo.
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It's Mabel.
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Thank you for coming!
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I made this sculpture
with my own two hands!
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It's covered in my blood,
sweat, tears, and other fluids.
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-Ugh!
-Ewww!
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Heh heh. Yeah.
I will now take questions. You there!
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Old Man McGucket, local kook.
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Are the wax figures alive,
and follow up question,
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can I survive the Wax Man uprising?
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Um... Yes! Next question.
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Toby Determined,
Gravity Falls Gossiper.
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Do you really think
this constitutes a wonder of the world?
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Your microphone's
a turkey baster, Toby.
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-It certainly is.
-Next question!
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Shandra Jimenez, a real reporter.
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Your fliers promised free pizza
with admission to this event.
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Is this true?
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-That's what I heard.
-Come on!
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-Unbelievable!
-What a rip-off.
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Pizza? I want my pizza.
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That was a typo. Goodnight, everyone!
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In your face!
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I'm not coming back here.
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I think that went well.
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Hot pumpkin pie! Look at all this cash!
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I owe it all to one person.
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This guy!
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Oh!
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Yeah, you too, you little gremlin.
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Now you kids wash up.
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We got another long day
of fleecing rubes tomorrow. Go! Go!
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Kids.
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Well, Duck-tective, it seems you've
really quacked the case.
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Don't patronize me.
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Stupid duck.
Well, I'm gonna use the john.
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You need anything?
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I love this guy! Don't you go nowhere.
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Dipper, you wanna do
a toothbrush race?
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-Okay.
-No, no, no!
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Wax Stan, he's been murdered!
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I get up to use the john, right?
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And when I come back, blammo!
He's headless!
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My expert handcrafting, besmirched.
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Besmirched!
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Who would do something like this?
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What's your opinion, Sheriff Blubs?
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Look, we'd love to help you folks,
but let's face the facts.
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This case is unsolvable.
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-What?
-What?
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You take that back, Sheriff Blubs!
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You're kidding, right?
There must be evidence, motives.
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You know, I could help, if you want.
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He's really good. He figured out
who was eating our tin cans!
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All signs pointed to the goat.
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Yeah, yeah, let the boy help.
He's got a little brain up in his head.
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Whoo! Would you look
at what we got here!
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City Boy thinks
he's gonna solve a mystery
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with his fancy computer phone.
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City Boy! City Boy!
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You are adorable!
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Adorable?
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He's adorable!
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Look, PJs, how about you
leave the investigating to the grownups,
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okay?
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Attention all units. Steve is going to fit
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an entire cantaloupe in his mouth.
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Repeat, an entire cantaloupe.
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It's a 23-16!
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Let's move.
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That's it! Mabel, you and me are going to
find the jerk who did this
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and get back that head!
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Then we'll see who's adorable.
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Aww! You sneeze like a kitten.
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Wax Stan has lost his head,
and it's up to us to find it.
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There were a lot of unhappy customers
at the unveiling.
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The murderer could have been anyone!
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Gasp! Even us!
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In this town, anything is possible.
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Ghosts, zombies... Could be months
before we find our first clue.
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Hey, look! A clue!
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Footprints in the shag carpet.
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That's weird.
They've got a hole in them.
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And they're leading to...
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So what do you think?
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In my opinion? This is an ax.
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Wait a minute. The lumberjack!
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-Of course!
-Of course!
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In your face!
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He was furious
when he didn't get that free pizza.
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Furious enough for murder!
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You mean Manly Dan?
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Yeah, he hangs out at this crazy
intense biker joint downtown.
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Then that's where we're going.
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Dude, this is awesome.
You two are, like, the Mystery Twins.
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Don't call us that.
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Hey, give me
a hand with this coffin, will you?
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I'm doing a memorial service
for Wax Stan.
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Something small but classy.
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Sorry, Grunkle Stan,
but we've got a big break in the case.
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Break in the case!
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We're heading into town
right now to interrogate the murderer.
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We have an ax!
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That seems like the kind of thing
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a responsible parent
wouldn't want you doing.
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Good thing I'm an uncle.
Avenge me, kids!
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Avenge me!
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This is the place.
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Got the fake IDs?
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Here goes nothing.
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Sorry, but we don't serve miners.
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Dag-nabbit!
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We're here to
interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack
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for the murder of Wax Stan.
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Deedle-eedle-eet.
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Works for me.
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-Hey, get out of here!
-Hey, come here, you!
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He hit me!
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My leg! Please!
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He's resting.
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All right, let's just try
to blend in, okay?
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You got it, Dippingsauce!
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Hey there, fellow restaurant patron!
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Bap!
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Manly Dan! Just the guy I wanted to see.
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Where were you last night?
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Punchin' the clock.
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-You were at work?
-No, I was punching that clock!
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10 p.m., the time of the murder.
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So, I guess you've
never seen this before?
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-Listen, little girl...
-Actually, I'm...
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I wouldn't pick my teeth with that ax.
It's left-handed.
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I only use my right hand.
The manly hand!
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Get him, get him!
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Left-handed.
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Three, four, five, six.
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Oh! Your wife is gonna be beautiful!
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Yes!
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Mabel, big break in the case.
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But will she love me?
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It's a left-handed ax.
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These are all our suspects.
Manly Dan is right-handed.
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That means all we gotta do
is find our left-handed suspect,
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and we've got our killer!
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Oh, man! We are on fire today!
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Let's find that murderer!
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Mabel!
There's only one person left on this list.
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Of course! It all adds up!
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You kids better be right about this,
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or you'll never hear the end of it.
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The evidence is irrefutable.
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It's so irrefutable.
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I'm gonna get to use my nightstick!
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You ready? You ready, little fella'?
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-Whoo! Whoo!
-Whoo! Whoo!
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On three. One, two...
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Nobody move! This is a raid!
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What is this? Some kind of raid?
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Toby Determined,
you're under arrest for the murder
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of the wax body of Grunkle Stan!
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You have the right to remain impressed
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with our awesome detective work.
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Gobbling goose feathers!
I don't understand!
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Then allow me to explain.
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You were hoping
that Grunkle Stan's new attraction
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would be the story that saved
your failing newspaper.
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But when the show was a flop,
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you decided to go out
and make your own headline.
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But you were sloppy!
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And all the clues pointed
to a shabby-shoed reporter
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who was caught left-handed.
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Toby Determined,
you're yesterday's news.
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Boy, your little knees must be sore
from jumping to conclusions!
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Ha-cha-cha!
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I had nothing to do with that murder.
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I knew it!
Wait, what did you say? Nothing?
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-He said nothing.
-What? Could you repeat...
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Then where were you
the night of the break-in?
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Um...
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Finally, we can be alone,
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cardboard cut-out of female news
reporter, Shandra Jimenez!
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-Ew!
-Yuck!
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Time-stamp confirms it.
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Toby, you're off the hook,
you freak of nature.
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Hurray!
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But it has to be him!
Check the ax for fingerprints!
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No prints at all.
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No prints?
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I got a headline for you.
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"City kids waste everyone's time!"
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Boy, I'd be pretty embarrassed
if I was you two!
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Kids, Soos, lifeless wax figures,
thank you all for coming.
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Some people might say it's wrong
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for a man to love
a wax replica of himself.
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They're wrong!
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Easy, Soos.
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Wax Stan, I hope you're
picking pockets in wax heaven.
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I'm sorry, I've got glitter in my eye!
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Dude!
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Those cops
were right about me.
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Dipper, we've come so far.
We can't give up now!
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But I considered everything,
the weapon, the motive, the clues...
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Wax Stan's shoe has a hole in it.
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All the wax guys have that.
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It's where the pole-thingy
attaches to their stand-dealies.
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Wait a minute! What has holes
in its shoes and no fingerprints?
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Mabel! The murderers are...
00:14:09,499 --> 00:14:11,996
Standing right behind you?
00:14:14,877 --> 00:14:18,970
Wax Sherlock Holmes!
Wax Shakespeare! Wax Coolio?
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,029
Wassup, Holmes?
00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:22,461
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,917
Congratulations,
my two amateur sleuths.
00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:30,363
You've unburied the truth.
And now we're going to bury you!
00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:38,941
Bravo, Dipper Pines!
You've discovered our little secret.
00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:42,908
Applaud, everyone!
Applaud sarcastically.
00:14:43,069 --> 00:14:46,525
No, that sounds too sincere.
Slow clap. There we go.
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Nice and condescending.
00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:50,461
But how is this possible?
You're made of wax!
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,510
Are you magic?
00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:56,315
Are we magic?
She wants to know if we're magic.
00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:58,364
We're cursed!
00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,381
Cursed! Cursed!
00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:03,642
Cursed to come to life
whenever the moon is waxing!
00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:07,613
Your uncle bought us
many years ago at a garage sale.
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,661
A haunted garage sale, son!
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:15,676
I must warn you,
these statues come at a terrible price.
00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:16,862
Twenty dollars?
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,300
I'll just take 'em when you're not looking.
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:20,283
-What?
-I said I was gonna rob you.
00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:24,028
And so the Mystery Shack
wax collection was born.
00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:26,843
By day, we would be
the playthings of man.
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:29,885
But when your uncle went
to sleep, we would rule the night!
00:15:29,947 --> 00:15:32,030
-Hey, I told you to stop that.
-Make me!
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:35,805
Huh?
00:15:37,723 --> 00:15:40,381
It was a charmed life
for us cursed beings.
00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:46,653
That is, until your uncle closed up shop.
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:04,092
We've been waiting ten years to get our
revenge on Stan for locking us away.
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,563
But we got the wrong guy.
00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:15,517
So you were trying to murder
Grunkle Stan for real?
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:19,034
You were right all along, Dipper.
Wax people are creepy!
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,220
Enough!
00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:24,186
Now that you know our secret,
you must die!
00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,403
What do we do? What do we do?
00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:30,554
I don't know...
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,444
That's it! We can melt them with hotty,
melty things!
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,698
Anyone move,
and we'll melt you into candles!
00:16:44,798 --> 00:16:46,237
Decorative candles!
00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:49,501
You really think you can defeat us?
00:16:49,597 --> 00:16:51,611
-I don't know. I'm not really sure.
-It's worth a shot I guess.
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,790
So be it. Attack!
00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:55,996
Aaah!
00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:58,332
Uhh! Aaah!
00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:05,149
Interview this, Larry King!
00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:07,451
My neck! My beautiful neck!
00:17:07,516 --> 00:17:09,660
-Aah!
-Joke's on you, Groucho!
00:17:09,756 --> 00:17:11,900
I've heard about a cutting remark,
but this is ridiculous!
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,627
Why is there nothing in my hand?
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:21,307
Ha! Genghis Khan,
you fell harder than the...
00:17:21,629 --> 00:17:24,702
I don't know, Jin Dynasty?
Yeah. All right.
00:17:26,397 --> 00:17:27,548
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:29,436
What's up with that?
00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:30,843
Dipper, watch out!
00:17:32,957 --> 00:17:35,036
All right, let's get this taken care of.
00:17:37,726 --> 00:17:38,750
Catch!
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,269
Uh... Uh...
00:17:46,395 --> 00:17:48,509
Once your family is out of the way,
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,749
we'll rule the night once again!
00:17:52,219 --> 00:17:53,514
Don't count on it!
00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:56,987
Come back here, you brat!
00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:08,541
You really think you can outwit me, boy?
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:13,053
I'm Sherlock bleeding Holmes!
Have you seen my magnifying glass?
00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:14,334
It's enormous!
00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,074
Any last words?
00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:29,790
Um...
00:18:30,139 --> 00:18:31,516
You got any sunscreen?
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,147
Got any... What?
00:18:36,189 --> 00:18:38,717
-No.
-You know, letting me lead you outside,
00:18:38,782 --> 00:18:40,286
probably not your sharpest decision.
00:18:40,347 --> 00:18:43,197
Outsmarted by a child in short pants?
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,372
No!
00:18:45,534 --> 00:18:47,739
Fiddlesticks! Humbugs!
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:51,579
It's a total kerfuffle!
What a hullabaloo...
00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:53,405
Case closed!
00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,109
You sneeze like a kitten.
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:03,038
Those policemen were right,
you're adorable. Adorable!
00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:04,734
Ew.
00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:09,886
Though our group be cleft in twain,
man of wax shall rise again!
00:19:09,947 --> 00:19:11,900
-You know any limericks?
-Uh...
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,811
There once was a dude from Kentucky...
00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:15,835
-Nope!
-Aah!
00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:17,627
Dipper! You're okay!
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:19,837
You solved the mystery after all.
00:19:19,932 --> 00:19:22,012
I couldn't have done it
without my sidekick.
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,348
No offense, Dipper,
but you're the sidekick.
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,653
What? Says who? Are people
saying that? Have you heard that?
00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:30,302
Hot Belgian waffles!
What happened to my parlor?
00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,795
Your wax figures turned out to be evil,
00:19:32,926 --> 00:19:34,556
so we fought them to the death!
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,933
I decapitated Larry King.
00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:39,198
You kids
and your imaginations.
00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:41,534
On the bright side, though,
look what we found.
00:19:42,109 --> 00:19:45,086
My head! I missed this guy!
00:19:45,213 --> 00:19:46,237
You done good, kids!
00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:48,508
All right, line up
for some affectionate noogy-ing!
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,820
I'm not so sure about that.
00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:51,389
Is there any other alternative?
00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:53,595
Noogie, noogie, noogie.
00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:56,798
Solved the case yet, boy?
00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:59,069
I'm so confident you're gonna say "no,"
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,525
that I'm gonna take a long,
slow sip from my cup of coffee.
00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:06,108
Actually, the answer is yes!
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,915
-It burns! It burns!
-My eyes! Drive! Drive!
00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:18,844
They got scalded!
00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:21,438
So, did you get rid of
all of the wax figures?
00:20:21,499 --> 00:20:23,900
I am 99% sure that I did!
00:20:23,996 --> 00:20:25,243
Good enough for me!
00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:32,509
Huh?
00:20:32,635 --> 00:20:34,876
So, you're a rat. Tell me about that.
00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:36,637
Hey, get back here!
00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:38,555
I'm hopping!
00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:41,884
I'm hopping after a rat that stole my ear.
00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:43,580
Hmm.
00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,629
Hey, Dipper, what do you think is better?
00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:47,952
Sequins, or llama hair?
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:53,147
The llama hair.
Llamas are nature's greatest warriors.
00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:56,443
Thanks, Dipper!
rus__.srt
rus__.srt
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Боюсь, что ваши услуги
не понадобятся, сэр!
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Мои люди изучили улики, и это
00:00:08,604 --> 00:00:10,922
совершенно точно несчастный случай.
00:00:11,646 --> 00:00:12,846
Несчастный случай, констебль?
00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:13,670
Или это...
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Убийство?!
00:00:15,866 --> 00:00:17,082
Что?!
00:00:17,178 --> 00:00:20,136
Утка-тив вернётся после новостей.
00:00:21,305 --> 00:00:23,066
Эта утка просто гений!
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А! Легко брать след,
когда ты так близко к земле.
00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:28,602
То есть ты хочешь сказать,
ты умнее утка-тива?!
00:00:28,698 --> 00:00:31,417
Мэйбл, у меня хорошие
аналитические способности!
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Вот, например, по запаху из твоего рта
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я могу сказать, что ты съела…
00:00:36,188 --> 00:00:38,483
целый тюбик мятной зубной пасты?!
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В ней были такие блестяшки!
00:00:40,701 --> 00:00:42,972
Ребята! Не угадаете, что я нашёл!
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-Сокровища!
-Сокро...
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Ха-ха! Я первая хотела сказать!
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Я тут прибирал и нашёл
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потайную дверь,
спрятанную прямо за обоями!
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За ней очень-очень жутко!
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Ух ты! Тайный музей восковых фигур!
00:01:00,154 --> 00:01:01,850
Все фигуры как живые!
00:01:02,076 --> 00:01:03,388
-А вот этот не похож.
-Здорово!
00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,355
Да это ж я, ваш дядя Стэн!
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ДИППЕР
00:01:30,576 --> 00:01:31,976
МЭЙБЛ
00:01:33,086 --> 00:01:34,286
СТЭН
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ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
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Это наш городской музей восковых фигур!
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Раньше он был очень популярным!
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Пока я о нём не забыл.
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Здесь есть все!
Чингиз Хан, и Шерлок Холмс,
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и какой-то, не знаю, Гоблин что ль.
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Они не кажутся вам жуткими?
00:02:02,074 --> 00:02:05,146
Познакомьтесь с моим любимцем
Авраамом Линкольном,
00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:09,754
который... О, нет! За что?!
Кто не закрыл жалюзи?
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Восковой Джон Бут –
убийца воскового президента?!
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Как же его теперь починить?!
00:02:15,995 --> 00:02:19,325
Не расстраивайся, дядя!
Ну же, где твоя улыбка?
00:02:19,386 --> 00:02:20,794
-Эх.
-Би, ба, буп.
00:02:20,859 --> 00:02:21,818
Ау!
00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,418
Не переживай, дядя Стэн,
00:02:23,483 --> 00:02:26,172
я сделаю новую фигуру из старого воска!
00:02:26,395 --> 00:02:28,570
Думаешь, сможешь сделать такую фигуру?!
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Дядя Стэн, вообще-то,
я мастер на все руки!
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Поэтому ко мне всегда приклеен
клеевой пистолет!
00:02:35,387 --> 00:02:36,795
Отличная смекалка!
00:02:36,987 --> 00:02:38,970
Не знаю, что это за слово, но спасибо!
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Диппер!
00:02:42,043 --> 00:02:43,930
Как тебе идея восковой фигуры?
00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:48,017
Наполовину принцесса,
а наполовину лошадь-принцесса.
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Может, лучше сделать
что-то из реальной жизни.
00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,210
Например, вафлю с огромными руками!
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Да, знаешь, а лучше кого-нибудь ещё!
Кого-нибудь из родственников.
00:02:57,629 --> 00:03:00,027
Дети! Штаны мои не видели?
00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:05,083
О, муза, воистину неисповедимы пути твои!
00:03:05,213 --> 00:03:06,909
Чего это она говорит с потолком?
00:03:20,059 --> 00:03:23,067
Осталось только добавить немного блеска.
00:03:23,163 --> 00:03:24,140
Согласен.
00:03:25,821 --> 00:03:27,739
Штаны я нашёл, но теперь потерял...
00:03:30,747 --> 00:03:31,867
Что скажешь, дядя?
00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:35,515
Скажу, что музей восковых фигур
снова открыт!
00:03:35,973 --> 00:03:38,373
МУЗЕЙ ВОСКОВЫХ ФИГУР СНОВА ОТКРЫТ
00:03:41,408 --> 00:03:43,008
ВОСЬМОЕ ЧУДО СВЕТА
ИЗВЕСТЕН ВО ВСЁМ МИРЕ
00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:45,370
Даже не верится,
что приехало столько людей!
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Да, мне тоже!
Их наверно ваш дядя подкупил.
00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:49,371
Меня подкупил.
00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:58,010
Все вы меня знаете!
Красавчик и мистер Тайна!
00:03:58,141 --> 00:04:00,124
Прошу, дамы держите себя в руках!
00:04:02,395 --> 00:04:05,211
Как вы знаете я всегда
приношу в наш город
00:04:05,307 --> 00:04:06,523
всякие новинки и чудеса,
00:04:06,588 --> 00:04:08,859
которых не видели нигде в мире!
00:04:09,085 --> 00:04:10,650
Но хватит обо мне!
00:04:10,781 --> 00:04:13,309
Полюбуйтесь мной!
00:04:20,763 --> 00:04:23,356
Предоставим слово нашей Мэйбеланджело.
00:04:23,421 --> 00:04:24,476
Можно, просто Мэйбл!
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Спасибо, что пришли!
00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,987
Я сделала эту скульптуру
двумя своими руками!
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В ней слились мои кровь, пот,
слёзы и другие жидкости.
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Хе-хе. Да. Теперь, пожалуйста,
вопросы! Вы первый.
00:04:39,226 --> 00:04:41,179
Старик Макгаккет, местный чудак!
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Восковые фигуры живые? И ещё вопрос:
00:04:43,898 --> 00:04:45,947
я переживу бунт восковых людей?
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А-ам... Да! Следующий вопрос.
00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,780
Тоби Решительный, «Сплетник Гравити Фолз».
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Вы правда считаете,
что это еще одно чудо света?
00:04:54,106 --> 00:04:56,124
Твой микрофон – это клизма, Тоби!
00:04:56,186 --> 00:04:58,330
-Так вот оно что!
-Следующий вопрос!
00:04:58,587 --> 00:05:01,019
Шандра Хименес, настоящий журналист!
00:05:01,115 --> 00:05:04,284
Вы обещали всем пиццу
за посещение мероприятия.
00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:05,339
Это правда?
00:05:05,531 --> 00:05:07,514
БЕСПЛАТНАЯ ПИЦЦА
ЗА ПЛАТУ ЗА ВХОД НА ОТКРЫТИЕ
00:05:07,579 --> 00:05:08,795
-Пиццу!
-Обдираловка!
00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,234
Пиццу, дайте пиццу!
00:05:10,364 --> 00:05:13,053
Вас кто-то обманул! Всем до свиданья!
00:05:14,453 --> 00:05:15,220
ПЛАТА ЗА ВХОД
00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:18,002
БЕСПЛАТНАЯ ПИЦЦА
00:05:20,284 --> 00:05:21,562
Получай!
00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,100
Мы сюда не вернёмся.
00:05:23,549 --> 00:05:24,700
Ну, вот, всё прошло отлично!
00:05:27,197 --> 00:05:29,660
Вот это да! Смотри сколько денег!
00:05:29,756 --> 00:05:31,003
И всё благодаря ему!
00:05:31,770 --> 00:05:32,794
Мне!
00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:34,363
Оу!
00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,771
Да, и тебе, милый гремлин!
00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:36,860
Умывайтесь и спать!
00:05:37,052 --> 00:05:39,707
Завтра будем стричь деньги с балбесов!
Пошёл, пошёл!
00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:41,507
Дети.
00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:46,171
Ну, что ж, утка-тив похоже,
что вы «крякнули» дело!
00:05:46,695 --> 00:05:47,895
Не надо опекать меня!
00:05:49,946 --> 00:05:52,443
Глупая утка! Пойду, схожу в туалет!
00:05:52,861 --> 00:05:53,851
Чего-нибудь хочешь?
00:05:55,869 --> 00:05:58,331
Обожаю парня! Никуда не уходи.
00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,540
Диппер, давай чистить наперегонки!
00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:12,284
-Давай.
-Нет! Нет! Не-е-ет!
00:06:12,986 --> 00:06:16,058
Восковой Стэн! Его, его, убили!
00:06:26,044 --> 00:06:27,452
Ну, и я пошёл в туалет!
00:06:27,548 --> 00:06:30,363
Вернулся – а здесь бабум! Он без головы!
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Плод моего труда был осквернён!
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Осквернён!
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Кто мог такое сделать?!
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Что скажете, шериф Блабс?
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Короче, мы бы и рады вам помочь,
но факт есть факт.
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Это дело неразрешимо!
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-Что?
-Что?
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Вы пошутили, шериф Блабс?
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Вы что, шериф?! А как же улики, мотив?
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Если хотите, могу помочь.
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Он очень умный! Он выяснил,
кто ел из нашей мусорки!
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Улики указывали на козу!
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Да, пусть мальчик поможет!
У него мозги на месте!
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У, вы только гляньте на него!
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Городской мальчик думает,
что раскроет дело
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со своим компьютерным телефоном!
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Городской! Городской!
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Ну, какой же ты лапочка!
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Я – лапочка?!
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Ага, лапочка.
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Так, пижамки, лучше оставьте следствие
взрослым дядям,
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хорошо?
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Всем экипажам! Стив засовывает
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в рот целую дыню!
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Повторяю, целую дыню!
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Это 23-16!
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Мы выезжаем.
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Ах так?! Мэйбл, мы с тобой найдём гада,
который это сделал
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и вернём голову!
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Тогда посмотрим, кто тут лапочка.
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О, ты чихаешь, как котёнок!
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Восковой Стэн потерял голову,
и мы должны её найти!
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МЕСТО ПРЕСТУПЛЕНИЯ
НЕ ЗАХОДИТЬ
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ПОДОЗРЕВАЕМЫЕ
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На открытии было много недовольных людей!
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Убийцей мог стать кто угодно из них.
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Да! И даже мы!
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В нашем городе возможно что угодно!
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Духи, зомби...
Искать улики нам придётся долго!
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Посмотри! Улика!
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Следы на ворсе ковра!
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Какие странные! В них дырка!
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И ведут они…
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Ну, что думаешь?
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Я думаю, что это топор.
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Погодите-ка. Дровосек Дэн!
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-Ну, конечно!
-Ну, конечно!
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Получа-а-ай!
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Он был в ярости,
когда не получил свою пиццу!
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Достаточный мотив для убийства!
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А я знаю, где он!
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Он зависает в клубе байкеров
в центре города.
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Значит, мы едем туда.
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Вот это круто!
Вы типа двойняшки-детективы!
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Не зови нас так.
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Ну-ка, детки, помогите вытащить гроб!
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Хочу похоронить воскового Стэна!
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Скромненько, но со вкусом!
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Прости, дядя Стэн,
но у нас большой прорыв по делу.
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Просто гигантский прорыв!
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И сейчас мы едем в город,
чтоб допросить убийцу!
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Мы нашли топор!
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Ответственный взрослый
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запретил бы детям играть с топором!
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Хорошо, что я не такой!
Отомстите за меня!
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Отомстите!
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ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ
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Вот мы и на месте!
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ПЕРЕЛОМ ЧЕРЕПА
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Поддельные документы!
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Всё, назад пути нет!
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ЛОБ
ПОДБОРОДОК
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Простите маленьких не обслуживаем.
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А, чтоб тебя!
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Мы хотим допросить Дровосека Дэна
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про убийство воскового Стэна!
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СЭР ДИППИНГСОУС, ВОЗРАСТ: 45
ЛЕДИ МЭЙБЛТОН, ВОЗРАСТ: 21
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Проходите.
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Что слышал! Вот тебе!
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Смотри, этот отдыхает.
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Так, Мэйбл, мы должны смешаться с толпой!
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Запросто, дружище!
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Привет, такой же посетитель, как я!
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Бдыщь!
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Дровосек Дэн! Ты-то мне как раз и нужен!
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Где ты был вчера вечером?
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Отбивал часы!
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-То есть, работал?
-Нет! Я отбивал вон те часы!
00:10:07,229 --> 00:10:09,788
На них десять! Это время убийства!
00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,477
Хорошо, скажи, ты когда-нибудь
видел этот топор?
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-Слушай, девочка!
-Нет, вообще-то, я...
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Я б им даже в зубах не поковырял!
Он для левшей, ясно?!
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А я пользуюсь только правой!
Мужской рукой!
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Боже! Бей! Бей его, бей!
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Для левшей, значит?!
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Три, четыре, пять, шесть.
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,667
У вас будет очень красивая жена!
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Класс!
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Мэйбл, новый прорыв в деле!
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,819
Но будет ли она любить меня?
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Этот топор для левшей!
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Вот список подозреваемых.
Дровосек Дэн – правша.
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Нам с тобой осталось только найти левшу,
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и дело будет раскрыто!
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Круто! Сегодня мы в ударе, братишка!
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Давай найдём убийцу!
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ПОДОЗРЕВАЕМЫЕ
00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:26,462
Мэйбл! В списке остался
всего один человек!
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Конечно! Всё сходится!
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«СПЛЕТНИК ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ»
ВАКАНСИЙ НЕТ
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Надеюсь, вы не ошибаетесь,
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иначе несдобровать.
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Доказательства неопровержимы.
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Совершенно неопровержимы!
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Наконец-то, я пущу в ход дубинку!
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Ну, что? Все готовы?
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На счёт три! Раз два...
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Лежать! Это облава!
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Это что? Какая-то облава?!
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Тоби Решительный, ты арестован за убийство
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воскового тела дяди Стэна!
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У тебя есть право впечатлиться
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нашей впечатляющей работой!
00:12:01,946 --> 00:12:04,796
Вот ведь, ёлки-иголки! Я не понимаю!
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Позволь, я объясню!
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Ты надеялся, что во время открытия
сможешь сделать репортаж,
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который спасёт твою газету!
00:12:12,507 --> 00:12:13,658
После провала мероприятия,
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ты решил организовать другую сенсацию!
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Но остались следы,
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которые привели нас к журналисту
в дырявых ботинках,
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пишущему левой рукой.
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Тоби Решительный, ты навсегда
остался в прошлом!
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А не слишком ли вы, детишки,
спешите со своими выводами?!
00:12:32,474 --> 00:12:33,660
Ха-ча-ча!
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Я не причастен к этому убийству!
00:12:35,835 --> 00:12:37,722
Я так и зна...
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-Он сказал, что непричастен?
-Что-что?! Как непричастен?!
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Говори тогда, где ты был в ночь убийства?
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,077
Ну, наконец-то, мы одни,
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картонная копия знаменитой
журналистки Шандры Хименес!
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-Фу!
-Фу!
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Да, у тебя есть алиби!
00:12:55,131 --> 00:12:57,755
Тоби, ты не виновен, старый извращенец!
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Ура!
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Но это точно он! Поищите отпечатки!
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Отпечатков нет, сынок!
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Нет отпечатков?!
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,387
Я придумал хороший заголовок!
00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:09,789
«Городские дети тратят время взрослых!»
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,828
Да уж, на вашем месте
мне было бы очень-очень стыдно!
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Дети, Зус, восковые фигуры!
Спасибо, что пришли.
00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:30,558
Кто-то скажет, что человек не должен
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любить восковую копию себя.
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Не правильно!
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:35,034
Тише, Зус!
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Восковой Стэн, я надеюсь,
ты сейчас в восковом раю!
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Простите, что-то в глаз попало.
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О горе!
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,438
Да, полицейские были правы.
00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:48,860
Диппер, мы так далеко зашли,
что уже нет другого пути!
00:13:49,435 --> 00:13:53,851
Но ведь я, кажется, всё учёл!
Оружие, возможный мотив, всякие улики!
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В туфле воскового Стэна тоже дырка!
00:13:58,044 --> 00:13:59,482
Как и у всех восковых фигур!
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Так их прикрепляют к полу
при помощи особого стержня.
00:14:03,004 --> 00:14:07,132
Погоди-ка! У кого есть дырки в туфлях
и нет отпечатков пальцев?!
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,372
Мэйбл! Убийцы, они...
00:14:09,499 --> 00:14:11,996
Стоят прямо за вами!
00:14:14,877 --> 00:14:18,970
Шерлок Холмс! И Шекспир! И рэпер Кулио?!
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,029
Здаров, брат.
00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:22,461
О Боже, о боже!
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,917
Поздравляю, мои юные коллеги!
00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:30,363
Вы откопали правду! Ну, а теперь
мы должны будем закопать вас!
00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:38,941
Молодец, Диппер Пайнс!
Ты смог открыть наш маленький секрет!
00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:42,908
Похлопайте ему! Похлопайте с сарказмом!
00:14:43,069 --> 00:14:46,525
Нет, это слишком искренне – помедленней!
Именно так!
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Медленно и со смыслом.
00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:50,461
Но разве так бывает?! Вы же из воска!
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,510
Значит, вы волшебные?
00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:56,315
Волшебные?!
Она спрашивает волшебные ли мы!
00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:58,364
Мы прокляты!
00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,381
Прокляты! Прокляты!
00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:03,642
Прокляты оживать каждый раз,
когда луна восковеет!
00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:07,613
Ваш дядя купил нас много лет назад
на распродаже.
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,661
На проклятой распродаже!
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:15,676
Предупреждаю, фигуры обойдутся вам дорого.
00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:16,862
Двадцать долларов?!
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,300
Заберу их, когда ты отвернёшься.
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:20,283
-Что?!
-Говорю, я тебя ограблю!
00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:24,028
Так и возник
«Восковой музей хижины чудес»!
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Днём мы были игрушками людей,
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:29,885
но, когда ваш дядя засыпал, мы оживали.
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-Эй, я кому сказал: прекрати.
-Заставь меня.
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А?
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Шикарная жизнь для проклятых существ!
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,218
ПЛАТА ЗА ВХОД
00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:46,653
Но потом ваш дядя Стэн
прикрыл эту лавочку.
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:04,092
Мы десять лет ждали, чтобы отомстить
Стэну за то, что он нас запер!
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,563
Но, оказалось, убили не того!
00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:15,517
То есть, на самом деле
вы хотели убить нашего дядю Стэна?!
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:19,034
Ты был прав, Диппер! Эти восковые люди
действительно жуткие!
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,220
Хватит!
00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:24,186
Раз вы узнали наш секрет,
теперь вы должны умереть!
00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,403
Что же делать? Что же делать?!
00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:30,554
Не знаю!
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,444
Точно! Их можно плавить
всякими горячими штуками!
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,698
Шевельнётесь – и мы
переплавим вас на свечки!
00:16:44,798 --> 00:16:46,237
Да, на декоративные!
00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:49,501
И вы думаете, что сможете победить?!
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-Вообще-то, я, на самом деле, не уверен.
-Ну, хотя бы попробуем.
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Да будет так! Вперёд!
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Вот тебе интервью, Ларри Кинг!
00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:07,451
Шея! Моя прекрасная шея!
00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:09,660
Вот тебе шутка, Граучо!
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Не думал, что шутки
бывают такими острыми!
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,627
А что это за капельки на пальцах?
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Ха, Чингиз Хан! Ты пролетел, как...
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Ну не знаю, как династия Цзынь?
Ха! Да. Сойдёт!
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Ай, ай, ай, ай, ай!
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Чё за дела?!
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Диппер, осторожно!
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Ну, всё! Пора с вами заканчивать!
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Лови!
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Когда мы покончим со всеми вами,
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то снова будем править ночью!
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И не мечтай!
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А ну вернись, сорванец!
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Ты думаешь, что сможешь
перехитрить меня?!
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Я Шерлок, чёрт возьми, Холмс!
Ты видел какая у меня лупа?!
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Она огромная!
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Последние слова?
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А-а,
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есть крем от загара?
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Крем от...
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Что?
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-Нет.
-Дать выманить себя наружу –
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это не самое умное решение.
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Меня обхитрил какой-то
мальчишка в шортах?!
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Нет!
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Это вздор! Чепуха!
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Это полная ерунда! Какой позор!
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Дело закрыто!
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Ты чихаешь, как котёнок!
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Полицейские были правы,
ты лапочка!
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Фу.
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Пусть отряд и был разгромлен,
дух наш восковой не сломлен!
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-А вы лимерики знаете?
-А-а...
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Жил когда-то в Кентукки один паренёк.
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Нет!
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Диппер! Ты живой!
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И ты справился с этим сложным делом!
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Но я не смог бы без такой помощницы!
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Без обид, Диппер, но это ты помощник.
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Что? Кто сказал? Это люди говорят?
Ты слышала?
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Горячий блин на спину!
Что стряслось с гостиной?!
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Восковые фигуры оказались злыми,
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и мы их всех убили!
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Я обезглавил Ларри Кинга.
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Ха-ха! Ну и воображение у вас!
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Зато смотри, дядя, что мы отыскали!
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Моя голова! Ха-ха. Я скучал по ней!
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Молодцы, дети!
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Сейчас я буду вас как следует поощрять!
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А может не надо?
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Чего-то мне не хочется, дядя.
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Вот вам, вот вам, вот вам!
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Ну, раскрыли дело?
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Не сомневаюсь, что вы скажете «нет»!
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Поэтому я буду просто медленно пить
свой утренний кофе.
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Вообще-то, наш ответ – да!
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-Жжётся! Жжётся!
-Глаза! Глаза!
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Вот, два идиота!
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Ты расплавила все восковые фигуры?
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Уверена на 99 процентов!
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Этого достаточно!
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А? Ха!
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Итак, ты крыса! Расскажи, каково это?
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Эй! А ну, вернись!
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Я прыгаю!
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Прыгаю за крысой, укравшей моё ухо!
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Хм.
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Слушай, Диппер, что, по-твоему, лучше –
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синтетика, или шерсть ламы?
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Шерсть ламы, конечно. Потому что ламы –
самые лучшие бойцы в природе!
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Спасибо, Диппер!
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