Легенда о Живогрызе

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-I'm always ready.

-Then you know what this means.

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Syrup race!

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Go, Sir Syrup!

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Go, Mountie Man! Go! Go! Go!

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Go! Go! Almost. Almost. Yes! I won!

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No way. Hey, Mabel, check this out.

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Human-sized hamster balls.

I'm human-sized!

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No, no, Mabel. This.

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We see weirder stuff than that

every day.

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We didn't get any photos of

those gnomes, did we?

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Nope. Just memories.

And this beard hair.

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Why did you save that?

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Good morning, knuckleheads!

You two know what day it is?

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Um, happy anniversary?

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Mazel tov!

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It's family fun day, genius!

We're cutting off work

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and having one of those, you know,

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bonding type deals.

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Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be

anything like our

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last "family bonding" day?

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You call that a Ben Franklin?

He looks like a woman!

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Uh-oh.

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The county jail was so cold.

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All right, maybe I haven't been the best

summer caretaker, but I swear,

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today we're gonna have some

real family fun!

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Now who wants to put on some

blindfolds and get into my car?

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Yay!

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Wait, what?

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Blindfolds never lead to anything good.

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Wow. I feel like all my other senses are

heightened! I can see with my fingers.

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Whoa!

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Grunkle Stan, are you

wearing a blindfold?

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Nah, but with these cataracts I might as

well be. What is that? A woodpecker?

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Okay, okay. Open them up.

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Ta-da!

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It's fishing season!

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-Fishing?

-What are you playing at, old man?

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You're gonna love it.

The whole town's out here.

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Here, fishy-fishies. Get into the pan.

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Say "cheese"!

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Is this good?

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No! I'll show you how a real man fishes.

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Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!

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Get him! Get him!

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That's some quality family bonding.

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Grunkle Stan, why do you want to bond

with us all of a sudden?

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Come on! This is gonna be great.

I've never had fishing buddies before.

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The guys from the lodge won't go

with me. They don't "like or trust me."

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I think he actually wants to fish with us.

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Hey! I know what'll cheer

you sad-sacks up.

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Pines family fishing hats.

That's hand-stitching, you know.

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It's just gonna be you, me, and those

goofy hats on a boat for 10 hours.

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-Ten hours?

-I brought the joke book.

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No! No!

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There has to be a way out of this.

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I seen it! I seen it again!

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The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker!

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Come quick before it

scrab-doodles away!

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Aw, he's doing a happy jig!

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No! It's a jig of grave danger!

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Hey! Hey!

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Now what did I tell you about scaring

my customers?

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This is your last warning, Dad!

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But I got proof this time, by gummitty!

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Behold! It's the Gobble-dee-wonker

what done did it!

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It had a long neck like a gee-raff.

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And wrinkly skin like this gentleman,

right here!

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Huh?

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It chawed my boat up to smitheroons

and shim-shammed over to

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Scuttlebutt Island!

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You gotta believe me!

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Attention all units, we got ourselves

a crazy old man.

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Aw, donkey spittle! You're a bunch of...

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Well, that happened. Now let's untie

this boat and get out on that lake.

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Mabel!

Did you hear what that old dude said?

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"Donkey spittle!"

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The other thing. About the monster.

If we can snag a photo of it,

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we could split the prize 50-50.

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That's two fifties.

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Imagine what you could do with $500!

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Not so high and mighty anymore.

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Hey, boys.

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You can look, but you can't touch.

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Squeak, squeak, squeak.

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Awesome!

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Mabel? Mabel?

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Dipper, I am one million percent

on board with this.

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Grunkle Stan! Change of plans. We're

taking that boat to Scuttlebutt Island,

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and we're gonna find

that Gobblewonker.

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Monster hunt! Monster hunt!

Monster hunt!

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Monster hunt! Monster... I'll go.

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You dudes say something about

a monster hunt?

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Soos!

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What's up, hambone?

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Explode!

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Dude, you could totally use my boat for

your hunt.

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It's got a steering wheel, chairs.

Normal boat stuff.

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All right, all right. Let's think this

through. You kids could go waste your

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time on some epic monster finding

adventure or you could spend the day

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learning how to tie knots and skewer

worms with your great uncle Stan!

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So what do you say?

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We made the right choice.

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Yes.

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Ingrates! Who needs them?

I've got a whole box of creepy

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fishing lures to keep me company.

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Ugh!

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Hoist the anchor.

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Raise the flag.

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We're gonna find that Gobblewonker.

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We're gonna

win that photo contest.

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Do any of you dudes

have sunscreen?

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We're gonna

go get sunscreen.

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All right, if we wanna win this contest,

we've gotta do it right.

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Think. What's the number one problem

with most monster hunts?

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You're a side-character and you die in

the first five minutes of the movie.

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Dude, am I a side-character?

Do you ever think about stuff like that?

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No, no, no. Camera trouble.

Say Bigfoot shows up. Soos, be Bigfoot.

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"There he is! Bigfoot!

Uh-oh! No camera!

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"Wait, here's one. No film."

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You see?

You see, you see what I'm doing here?

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Yeah. Dude's got a point.

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That's why I bought 17

disposable cameras. Two on my ankle,

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three in my jacket, four for each of you,

three extras in this bag,

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and one under my hat.

There's no way we're gonna miss this.

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Okay, everybody,

let's test our cameras out.

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Ah! Dude!

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You see? This is exactly why you need

backup cameras. We still have 16.

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A bird!

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Fifteen. Okay, guys, I repeat,

don't lose your cameras.

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Wait, lose the cameras?

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Don't!

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Dude, I just threw two away.

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Thirteen! All right,

we still have 13 cameras...

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Twelve. We have 12 cameras.

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So, what's the plan? Throw more

cameras overboard or what?

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No! No. Okay. You'll be lookout,

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Soos can work the steering wheel,

and I'll be captain.

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What? Why do you get to be captain?

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What about Mabel, huh?

Mabel, Mabel, Mabel, Mabel.

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I'm not sure that's a good idea.

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What about co-captain?

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There's no such thing as co-captain.

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Oh, oops.

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Okay, fine! You can be co-captain!

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Can I be associate co-captain?

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As co-captain, I authorize that request.

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Well, as first co-captain, our number

one order of business

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is to lure the monster out with this.

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Permission to taste some?

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-Granted.

-Permission co-granted.

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Permission associate co-granted.

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Dude, I don't know what I expected

that to taste like.

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Traitors. I'll find my own fishing buddies.

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Ah! There's my new pals.

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Now that we're alone, Rosanna,

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there's a burning question which

my heart longs to ask of you.

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Oh, Reginald!

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Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

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Here it goes. My ex-wife still misses me,

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but her aim is getting better!

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Her aim is getting better!

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You see it's...

It's funny because marriage is terrible.

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What?

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Hey, how's it going?

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It's going awesome.

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Mabel, leave that thing alone.

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I don't mind none.

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Hey, look,

I'm drinking water.

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"Twinkle, twinkle, little..."

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Aren't you supposed to be

doing lookout?

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Look out!

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But seriously, I'm on it.

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See? We're here! I'm a lookout genius!

Hamster ball, here we come!

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Dude, check it out. "Butt Island."

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Soos, you rapscallion!

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Hey, why aren't you laughing?

Are you scared?

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Yeah, right. I'm not...

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Yeah, you are!

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Hey! Quit...

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Stop. Mabel.

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Dude, did you guys hear that?

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What was that? Was it your stomach?

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No, my stomach normally sounds

like whale noises.

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Wow.

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So majestic.

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Our lantern! I can't see anything.

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Dude, I don't know, man.

Maybe this isn't worth it.

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Not worth it? Guys, imagine what

would happen if we got that picture.

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Tonight, we're here with

adventure seeker Dipper Pines,

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who bravely photographed the illusive

Gobblewonker. Tell me, Dipper,

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what's the secret to your success?

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Well, I run away from nothing.

Nothing, except for when I ran away from

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my annoying Grunkle Stan,

who I ditched in order to

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pursue that lake monster.

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How right you were to do so.

He looked like a real piece of work.

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I don't often do this, but I feel the need

to give you an award.

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Charlie! Why won't you interview me?

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-I'm in!

-Me too!

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All right, dudes, I'm coming!

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My name is Mabel,

it rhymes with table,

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it also rhymes with glable,

it also rhymes with shmabel.

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Dude, we should be writing this down.

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Guys, guys, guys. You hear something?

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This is it! This is it!

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Yes, yes, yes!

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Oh!

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Everyone, get your cameras ready.

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Ready? Go!

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I love to party!

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Let's hug!

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But... But what was that noise then?

I heard a monster noise.

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Sweet. Beaver with a chainsaw.

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Maybe that old guy was crazy after all.

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He did use the word "scrab-doodle."

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Look, when you're threading the line,

a lot of people don't know this,

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but you wanna use a barrel knot.

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That's a secret from one fishing buddy

to another.

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Uh, I... Who are you, exactly?

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Just call me your "Grunkle" Stan!

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Sir, sir, sir! Why are you talking

to our son? If you don't leave right now,

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I'm calling the police.

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You see,

the thing about that is...

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Go bother your own kids!

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Yeah! Work it. Work it. Nice. Nice.

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Give me another one of those.

Yeah, I like that one.

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What are we gonna say to

Grunkle Stan?

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We ditched him over nothing.

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Hey, guys, do you feel that? Hey, hey!

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Whoa!

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This is it! Come on, this is our chance!

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What's wrong with you guys?

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-Dipper?

-Dude!

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It's not that hard, all right? All you

gotta do is point and shoot. Like this.

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Run!

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Get back to the boat! Hurry!

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The picture!

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Dude, if it makes you feel any better,

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I got tons of pictures of those

beavers, dude.

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Why would that make me feel better?

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Now, let's get out of here, dudes!

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All right, this is it! Cracked lens!

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Soos! Get a photo!

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What are you doing?

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I've still got one left. Don't worry, dude!

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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

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Mollycoddling...

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Can you please tell me more

funny stories, Pop-Pop?

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Anything for my fishing buddies.

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Pop-Pop, I just realized that I love you.

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Oh, come on! Boo! Boo!

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Hey, now, what's the big idea?

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Maybe he has no one who

wuvs him, Pop-Pop.

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Yeah, well, I...

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Soos! Beavers!

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Yes, we are beavers!

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Dude!

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-Head-lock!

-Dad! Dad! Dad!

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The fishes! They seek revenge!

Swim, boys! Swim!

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Look out!

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Easy. Easy.

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My glass!

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Where do I go?

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Go into the falls! I think there might

be a cave behind there.

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Might be?

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It's stuck.

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Yeah! Wait. It's stuck?

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Boop!

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Did you get a good one?

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They're all good ones!

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Hamster balls!

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What the...

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Huh?

00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:57,907

What's wrong?

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-Hmm.

-Careful, dude.

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I've got this. Hold on.

00:17:04,226 --> 00:17:06,562

Hey, guys! Come check this out!

00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:20,258

Work the bellows and the...

Banjo polish!

00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:24,803

Wha... You made this? Why?

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Well, I...

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I just wanted attention.

00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,453

I still don't understand.

00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:35,330

Well, first, I just hootenannied up a

biomechanical brainwave generator,

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and then I learned to operate a

stick shift with my beard...

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Okay, yeah, but why did you do it?

00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:45,124

Well, when you get to be an old feller

like me, nobody pays any attention

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to you anymore.

My own son hasn't visited me in months.

00:17:48,772 --> 00:17:52,163

So I figured maybe I'd catch his fancy

with a 15-ton aquatic robot.

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In retrospect, it seems a bit contrived.

You just don't know the lengths us

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old timers go through for a little

quality time with our family.

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Dude, I guess the real lake monster is

you two.

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Sorry that just, like, boom!

Just popped into my head, there.

00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:18,594

So did you ever talk to your son about

how you felt?

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No, sir, I got to work straight on the

robot. I made lots of robots in my day.

00:18:22,691 --> 00:18:26,052

Like when my wife left me and I

created a homicidal Pterodactyl-tron

00:18:26,117 --> 00:18:28,898

or when my pal Ernie didn't come to my

retirement party, and I constructed an

00:18:28,963 --> 00:18:33,540

80-ton Shame-bot that exploded

the entire downtown area.

00:18:35,972 --> 00:18:38,661

Well, time to get back to work on

my death-ray.

00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,885

Any of you kids got a screwdriver?

00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:45,954

Well, so much for the photo contest.

00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:48,002

We still have one roll of film left.

00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:49,218

What do you want to do with it?

00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,682

Hey! Over here!

00:18:58,210 --> 00:19:01,091

What the... Kids?

I thought you two were off playing

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spin the bottle with Soos!

00:19:02,721 --> 00:19:06,082

Well, we spent all day trying to find

a legendary dinosaur.

00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:10,658

But we realized the only dinosaur we

wanna hang out with is right here.

00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:13,923

Save your sympathy. I've been having

a great time without you,

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making friends, talking to my reflection.

I had a run-in with the lake police.

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I guess I gotta wear this ankle-bracelet

now, so that'll be fun.

00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:24,196

So I guess there isn't room in that boat

for three more?

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You knuckleheads ever seen me

thread a hook with my eyes closed?

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Five bucks says you can't do it.

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You're on!

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Five more bucks says you can't do it

with your eyes closed,

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plus me singing at the top of my lungs.

00:19:38,693 --> 00:19:40,419

I like those odds!

00:19:41,252 --> 00:19:42,533

What happened to your shirt?

00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:43,554

Long story, dude.

00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,924

All right, everybody get together.

Say, "Fishing!"

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Fishing!

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Dude, am I in the frame?

00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:06,053

What was that?

00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,413

Who wants to hear a joke?

00:20:21,474 --> 00:20:22,437

Not me.

00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:25,253

Yeah, you do. Here it goes...

00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:29,729

Why did the pelican get kicked out

of the restaurant?

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I don't care.

00:20:30,819 --> 00:20:34,777

'Cause he had a very big bill.

La, la, la...

00:20:34,803 --> 00:20:37,605

Boo. Bad joke.

Bad pelican joke.

00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,266

Yay! Hurray!

00:00:03,719 --> 00:00:06,181

Ты готов к последнему испытанию?

00:00:06,247 --> 00:00:09,503

-Всегда готов!

-Ты знаешь, что нас ждет!

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Сиропная гонка!

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Давай, мистер Сироп!

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Давай, Здоровяк!

00:00:15,269 --> 00:00:20,747

-Давай! Давай!

-Почти, почти! Да! Я победила!

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БЕЗУМНЫЕ НОВОСТИ

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Ничего себе! Мэйбл, ты только посмотри.

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Мячи размером с человека?!

И я размером с человека!

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Нет, нет, Мэйбл! Это!

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Денежный приз

за лучшую фотографию монстра!

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Мы тех гномов не сфотографировали?

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Нет не успели! Но остался клочок бороды.

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Зачем ты его хранишь?

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Привет, оболтусы!

Ну-ка, какой сегодня день?

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А-ам, какая-то годовщина?

00:00:45,632 --> 00:00:46,595

С новым годом!

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Сегодня день семейного веселья!

Мы сегодня не работаем

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и это...

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МОЛОКО

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...идем на пикник.

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Дядя Стэн, будет то же самое,

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что в наш прошлый семейный пикник?

00:00:57,954 --> 00:01:00,605

И, по-вашему, это Франклин?!

Похож на женщину!

00:01:01,488 --> 00:01:02,243

Ой-ёй!

00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,155

В той тюрьме было очень холодно.

00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:08,576

Ладно может я не лучший

устроитель пикников, но клянусь,

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сегодня мы повеселимся на славу!

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Скорее надевайте повязки на глаза

и садитесь в машину!

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Ура!

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Погоди, что?!

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ДИППЕР

00:01:37,058 --> 00:01:38,558

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:39,508 --> 00:01:40,808

СТЭН

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ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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Не нравится мне эта езда вслепую.

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Ух ты! Зато у меня обострились другие

чувства! Вижу кончиками пальцев.

00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:09,057

Ой!

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Дядя Стэн, а ты тоже завязал глаза?

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Нет, конечно но у меня катаракта!

Что это там? Дятел?

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Так, так! Можете снять!

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ОТКРЫТИЕ СЕЗОНА РЫБАЛКИ

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Открыт сезон рыбалки!

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-Рыбалки?

-Дядя, ты что задумал?

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Вам понравится!

Здесь собрался весь город!

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Ну, давай рыбка! Прыгай на сковородку.

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Скажи «сыр».

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Пап, эта годится?

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Нет! Смотрите, как рыбачит

настоящий мужик!

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Пап, пап, пап, пап!

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Бей её! Бей её!

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Вот это и есть семейный отдых!

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Дядя Стэн, почему ты решил

выбрать именно рыбалку?

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Ребята, будет здорово!

Со мной никто никогда не рыбачил!

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Ребята из магазина не поедут!

Они типа, не доверяют мне.

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Он просто хочет порыбачить с нами.

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Я знаю, что подбодрит вас, дети! Бамц!

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Рыболовные шапки семьи Пайнс!

Это вышивка ручная!

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ДИППИ

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МЭЙБЛ

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Только вы, я, эти шапки

и десять часов рыбалки!

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-Сколько часов?!

-Я взял книжку с анекдотами.

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1001 АНЕКДОТ

ОДОБРЕНО ДЯДЕЙ

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Прошу не надо!

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Мы должны как-то спасаться.

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Я его видел! Я снова его видел!

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Я видел Живогрыза Гравити Фолз!

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Идёмте, пока он снова не сбежал!

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О, он танцует джигу счастья.

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Нет! Я танцую

джигу страшного ужаса!

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Уйди! Уйди!

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Я просил не пугать покупателей!

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Последнее предупреждение, отец.

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На этот раз у меня есть доказательство!

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Смотрите!

Это сделал Живогрыз Гравити Фоллз!

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У него шея как у жирафа,

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а кожа сморщенная как у этого дядьки.

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Что?

00:04:02,692 --> 00:04:06,179

Он одним укусом перегрыз лодку!

И уплыл в сторону

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острова Задавалы!

00:04:08,571 --> 00:04:10,493

Вы должны мне поверить!

00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:14,694

Всем подразделениям!

У нас тут опасный психованный старикан.

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О, рыбьи головешки!

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Всякое, бывает!

Ну, ладно, отвязываем лодку и поплыли!

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Мэйбл ты слышала, что сказал старик?

00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,394

О, рыбьи головешки!

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Да нет! Про Живогрыза!

Сделаем его фотографию, получим приз

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и поделим пополам.

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И получим две половины!

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Только представь, что можно сделать

с 500 долларов!

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500 ДОЛЛАРОВ

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Теперь мой шар покруче твоего!

00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,880

Привет, парни!

00:04:58,946 --> 00:05:01,604

Можете смотреть, но трогать нельзя!

00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:04,899

Покатили, покатили, покатили!

Покатили, покатили!

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Вот это да!

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Мэйбл! Мэйбл?

00:05:09,123 --> 00:05:12,675

Диппер, я с тобой в этом деле

на миллион процентов!

00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:17,505

Дядя Стэн! Мы передумали!

Мы отправимся на лодке на остров Задавалы

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и найдём там монстра Живогрыза.

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На охоту! На чудовищ! На охоту.

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На охоту! На чудовищ! А? Ухожу.

00:05:28,484 --> 00:05:30,306

Вы кричали про охоту на чудовищ?

00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,331

Зус!

00:05:31,396 --> 00:05:32,481

Привет, малявка!

00:05:34,273 --> 00:05:35,236

Бабах!

00:05:35,297 --> 00:05:37,380

Мы можем поехать на моей лодке!

00:05:37,442 --> 00:05:40,514

Тут есть штурвал, стулья,

всё как положено.

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Так, ладно, давайте обсудим!

Конечно, можете убить время на поиск

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какого-то там дурацкого монстра,

или можете провести время с пользой,

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научившись рыбачить

со своим дядей Стэном!

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КРУТОЙ ПАРЕНЬ

00:06:04,356 --> 00:06:05,956

Ну, и что вы скажете?

00:06:07,425 --> 00:06:08,676

Это правильный выбор!

00:06:08,737 --> 00:06:09,700

Да!

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Предатели! А, подумаешь!

Зато у меня есть

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целая коробка замечательных мормышек!

00:06:18,147 --> 00:06:18,753

Фу!

00:06:20,994 --> 00:06:22,238

Поднять якорь!

00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,695

Поднять флаг!

00:06:24,701 --> 00:06:25,201

ВЕСЕЛЬЕ

00:06:25,539 --> 00:06:27,780

Мы найдём монстра Живогрыза Гравити Фоллз!

00:06:27,841 --> 00:06:30,177

Выиграем фотоконкурс и получим приз!

00:06:30,243 --> 00:06:32,418

А у вас есть крем от солнца?

00:06:32,483 --> 00:06:34,723

У нас его… назад за кремом!

00:06:46,723 --> 00:06:49,604

Так, чтобы выиграть конкурс,

нужно подстраховаться!

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Какая основная проблема

при съемке монстров?

00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:55,492

Второстепенные персонажи

погибают в первые пять минут!

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А я второстепенный!

О боже, что же делать!

00:06:58,435 --> 00:07:02,881

Нет, не то! Проблемы с камерой!

Например, мы видим йети. Зус, ты йети!

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Смотрите! Это же Йети! Ой-ёй!

Забыл фотоаппарат!

00:07:08,355 --> 00:07:11,140

А, нет, да вот же он! О, кончилась плёнка!

00:07:11,201 --> 00:07:12,962

Понимаете, о чем я говорю?

00:07:13,027 --> 00:07:14,754

Да, точно, малыш прав.

00:07:14,819 --> 00:07:19,330

И поэтому я купил 17

одноразовых фотиков! Два на ноге,

00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,954

три – в куртке, по четыре –

вам, еще три в мешке

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и один под кепкой!

Мы ни за что его не упустим!

00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:27,812

Итак, народ, проверяем фотики.

00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:29,276

О! Ужас!

00:07:29,778 --> 00:07:33,906

Видели? Поэтому важно подстраховаться.

Осталось ещё 16.

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А! Птица!

00:07:35,553 --> 00:07:38,961

15. Так, ребята, хватит уже

кидаться фотоаппаратами.

00:07:38,987 --> 00:07:39,977

Что, кидаться нельзя?

00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:40,773

Нет!

00:07:40,799 --> 00:07:41,963

Я только что два выкинул.

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13! Ну, ладно!

Осталось еще 13 фотоаппаратов.

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12 осталось 12.

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И каков план? Продолжаем

выбрасывать фотики за борт?

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Стой! Не надо! Ладно. Ты будешь дозорным,

00:07:54,531 --> 00:07:56,898

Зус встанет к штурвалу,

а я буду капитаном.

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Что?! Почему это ты капитан?

00:07:59,618 --> 00:08:04,865

А почему не Мэйбл, а?

Мэй-бел! Мэй-бел! Мэй-бел! Мэй-бел!

00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:06,177

Это не лучшая идея.

00:08:06,243 --> 00:08:07,459

Будем капитанами оба.

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Двух капитанов не бывает.

00:08:08,897 --> 00:08:10,305

А, ой!

00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:12,484

Ладно, уговорила! Будь вторым капитаном!

00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:14,018

Можно и я буду капитаном?

00:08:14,084 --> 00:08:16,289

Как второй капитан я тебе разрешаю.

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Что ж, как главный капитан хочу сказать,

что первый пункт плана –

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приманить монстра вот этим.

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ЕДА ДЛЯ РЫБ

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А рыбья еда вкусная?

00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:25,700

-Попробуй.

-Разрешаю снять пробу.

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Я тоже себе разрешаю!

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Не пойму, зачем я это пробовал.

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Предатели!

Ничего, я найду, с кем порыбачить!

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A! С ними и порыбачу!

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Вот, мы и одни, Розанна.

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Я хочу задать тебе вопрос,

который давно терзает меня.

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О, Реджинальд!

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Здрасти! Рассказать анекдот?

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Жена говорит: лучше б я вышла за черта.

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Но на родственниках не женятся!

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На родственниках не женятся!

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Понимаете, это смешно,

потому что брак ужасен!

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Вы куда?!

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Ну, как у тебя дела?

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Всё просто обалденно!

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Мэйбл, оставь птицу в покое.

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Она мне не мешает!

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Посмотри, как я пью воду!

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Мы делили апельсин

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Дозорный следит за опасностью!

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Опасность!

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Да расслабься, я слежу.

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Видишь? Мы на месте! Я отличный

дозорный! Прыгательный мяч, ты почти мой!

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ОСТРОВ ЗАДАВАЛЫ

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Зацени, Мэйбл! Остров «Зад».

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Зус, какой ты остроумный парень!

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Диппер, почему не смеешься?

Боишься что ли?

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Вот ещё! Ничего я не...

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А вот и боишься!

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Эй. Хватит.

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Перестань, Мэйбл!

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Ух ты, вы это слышали?

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Что это было? У тебя в животе урчало?

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Нет, у меня живот урчит, как киты поют.

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Вот это да!

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Волшебство глубин океана!

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Ах, наш фонарь!

Теперь ничего не видно!

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Знаешь, что я думаю?

Может быть... может, оно и к лучшему?

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Что?! К лучшему?! Представьте,

что будет, если мы его сфотографируем!

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Сегодня у нас в программе

путешественник Диппер Пайнс,

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который сфотографировал Живогрыза

Гравити Фоллз! Скажи, Диппер,

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в чем секрет твоего успеха?

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Я никогда ни от чего не бегу!

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Ну, кроме единственного случая

с дядей Стэном, которого я бросил ради

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поисков Живогрыза Гравити Фоллз.

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Ты правильно сделал!

Этот дядя Стэн тот ещё псих!

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Я не часто это делаю, Диппер,

но тебе я хочу вручить медаль.

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Чарли! Ты не взял интервью у меня!

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-Кто со мной?

-Я с тобой!

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Подождите, я с вами!

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Меня зовут Мэйбл,

рифмуется с бейбл,

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а еще это рифмуется с глэйбл,

а еще со словом шмэйбл.

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Надо записать эту «телегу».

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Ребята, ребята! Вы слышите?

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Ах, это он! Это он!

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Да, да, да, да, это так круто!

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А!

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Народ! Приготовить фотики!

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Готовы? Вперед!

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Обожаю веселиться!

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Давай обнимемся!

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Но что это был за звук?

Я слышал рычание чудовища.

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Надо же! Бобер с бензопилой!

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Похоже, тот старик и правда сумасшедший.

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Да, и ещё он сказал «рыбьи головешки».

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Когда привязываешь крючок

– об этом мало кто знает –

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используй шкотовый узел!

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Говорю это тебе по секрету как другу.

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А, я, кто вы такой, простите?

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Ты можешь называть меня Дядя Стэн!

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Сэр, сэр, сэр! Что вы пристали

к нашему сыну?! Если вы не прекратите,

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я вызову полицию!

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Понимаете, дело в том, что...

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Нельзя мучать чужих детей!

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O, да, давай, детка! Отлично, супер!

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Давай еще разок! Хороший кадр.

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Что же мы скажем Дяде Стэну?!

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Зря мы его бросили!

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Эй. Народ, чувствуете? А!

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А!

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Это он! Давайте, это наш шанс!

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Да что с вами такое?

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-Диппер?

-Чувак?

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Нет ничего страшного! Нужно всего лишь

навести и нажать вот так.

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Беги!

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Быстрее на судно! Быстрее!

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Снимок чудовища!

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Не надо расстраиваться, чувак,

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зато мы сделали кучу снимков с бобрами!

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Зачем мне нужны твои бобры?!

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Нужно сматываться, ребята!

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Отлично, вот мой шанс! Кривая линза?!

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Зус, есть ещё фотик?

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Что ты делаешь?!

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Ой, один остался. Не переживай! Держи.

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Гони, гони, гони, гони!

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Черт побери этих предателей!

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Дедуля, ну расскажи еще одну

смешную историю?

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Обязательно расскажу, мои рыбаки!

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Дедуля, я хочу тебе сказать: я тебя люблю.

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Да хватит! Фу! Фу!

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Послушайте! Что вы там кричите?

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Может быть, этого дядю

никто не любит, дедушка?

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Да меня, я, я. А!

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Зус! Бобры!

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Мы всё ещё бобры.

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-Захват!

-Пап! Пап! Пап!

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Это рыбы! Они нам мстят!

Гребём отсюда, гребём!

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Осторожно!

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Тихонько, тихонько.

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Моё стекло!

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Куда поплывём дальше?!

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Плыви к водопаду!

За потоком может быть пещера!

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Может быть?!

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Он застрял!

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Хаха! Да! Стойте? Застрял?

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Бум.

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Ты сделал хороший снимок?

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Все снимки хорошие!

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Мой прыгучий мяч!

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Что такое?

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А?

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Что с ним?

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-Гм.

-Осторожно, чувак!

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Я сейчас! Не волнуйтесь!

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Ребята! Идите посмотрите!

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Да работай же! А?

О, рыбьи головешки!

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Что? Это… вы?! Вы его сделали?

Но зачем?

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Ну, я...

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мне не хватало внимания!

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Всё равно, не понимаю.

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Сначала я сделал био-механический

генератор мозговых волн

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и научился переключать рычаг бородой.

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Ну, да, понятно, но зачем вы его сделали?

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Понимаешь, в наше время уже

никто не обращает внимания

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на стариков! Сын месяцами

со мной не общается!

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И я подумал, может его заинтересует

пятнадцатитонный робот!

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Понимаю, что вы наверняка мне не верите,

но на что только ни готовы

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пойти старики, чтобы хоть немного

побыть со своими детьми.

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ДИППИ

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Ребята! Настоящие чудовища – вы двое!

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Простите, просто внезапно вдруг подумал.

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А вы говорили сыну о том,

что чувствуете?

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Нет, потому что всё время строил роботов!

Я очень много роботов сделал!

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Когда от меня ушла жена,

я сделал робота-птеродактиля,

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когда мой лучший друг Эрни

не пришел на вечеринку, я создал

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робота-мстителя,

который уничтожил весь центр города!

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Пойду доделывать робота с лучом смерти!

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Детки, у вас отвертки нет?

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Что ж, вот мы и поучаствовали в конкурсе.

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Осталась одна чистая пленка.

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И что ты предлагаешь?

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Дядя Стэн, мы здесь!

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Что такое? Дети?! Вы, кажется, отправились

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убивать время с Зусом?

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Ну, весь день мы пытались отыскать

древнего динозавра.

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А потом поняли, что хотим тусоваться

лишь с одним динозавром – с тобой, дядя.

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Только не надо меня жалеть!

Без вас я круто провел время:

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заводил друзей, общался с отражением,

покатался с местной полицией!

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Они надели мне на ногу этот браслет!

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То есть, значит, в лодке не найдётся

места еще для троих?

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Видели, как я привязываю крючок

с закрытыми глазами?

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Пять баксов, что не сможешь.

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Замётано!

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И еще пять баксов, что ты не сможешь

это сделать с закрытыми глазами,

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пока я буду петь!

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Ставки принимаются!

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Толстяк, где твоя рубашка?

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Долго рассказывать.

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Так, все вместе говорим: «рыбалка».

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Рыбалка!

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А я в кадре?

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Что это было?

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Кому рассказать анекдот?

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Не мне.

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Хорошо, сейчас расскажу!

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Почему пеликана выгнали

из рыбного ресторана?

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Да мне плевать.

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Он пришел со своей едой во рту. Лалалала!

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Чушь! Дурацкий анекдот. Полный идиотизм.

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Да, ура!