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-So do you want cheese on that, hon?

-Sure, Hank!

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A time for leisure,

recreation and taking her easy.

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Unless you're me.

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It's getting closer!

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My name is Dipper.

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The girl about to puke

is my sister Mabel.

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You may be wondering

what we're doing in a golf cart,

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fleeing from a creature

of unimaginable horror.

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-Look out!

-Ah!

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Rest assured,

there's a perfectly logical explanation.

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Let's rewind.

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It all began when our parents decided

we could use some fresh air.

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They shipped us up North to a sleepy

town called Gravity Falls, Oregon,

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to stay at our great uncle's place

in the woods.

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This attic is amazing!

Check out all my splinters!

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And there's a goat on my bed.

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Hey, friend.

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Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing

on my sweater!

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My sister tended

to look on the bright side of things.

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Yay!

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Grass!

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But I was having a hard time

getting used to our new surroundings.

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Boo!

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And then there was

our Great Uncle Stan. That guy.

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It was worth it!

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Our uncle had transformed his house

into a tourist trap

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he called the Mystery Shack.

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The real mystery

was why anyone came.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

behold the Sascrotch!

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And guess who had to work there.

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Oh!

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No touching the merchandise!

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It looked like it was gonna be the same,

boring routine all summer.

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Until one fateful day...

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He's looking at it. He's looking at it!

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Uh...

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-I rigged it!

-Mabel?

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I know you're going through

your whole boy-crazy phase,

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but I think you're kind of overdoing it

with the crazy part.

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What?

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Come on, Dipper!

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This is our first summer

away from home.

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It's my big chance

to have an epic summer romance!

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Yeah, but do you need to flirt

with every guy you meet?

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My name is Mabel. But you can call me

the girl of your dreams!

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I'm joking!

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Oh, my gosh, you like turtles?

I like turtles, too!

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What is happening here?

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Come one, come all, to the Mattress

Prince's Kingdom of savings!

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Take me with you!

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Mock all you want, brother,

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but I got a good feeling

about this summer.

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I wouldn't be surprised

if the man of my dreams

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walked through that door right now!

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Oh! Oh! Not good! Ow.

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Oh, why?

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All right, all right. Look alive, people!

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I need someone to go

hammer up these signs

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in the spooky part of the forest.

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-Not it!

-Not it!

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Also not it.

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Nobody asked you, Soos.

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I know. And I'm comfortable with that.

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Wendy, I need you to put up this sign.

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I would, but I, uh, can't, uh, reach it.

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I'd fire all of you if I could.

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All right, let's make it,

eeny-meeny-miny... You!

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Oh, what?

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Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those

woods I feel like I'm being watched.

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Ah, this again.

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I'm telling you, something weird

is going on in this town.

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Just today, my mosquito bite

spelled out "beware."

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That says "bewarb."

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Look, kid, the whole "monsters

in the forest" thing is just local legend,

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drummed up by guys like me,

to sell merch to guys like that.

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So quit being so paranoid!

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Ugh. Grunkle Stan...

Nobody ever believes anything I say.

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Huh?

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What the...

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"It's hard to believe

it's been six years since I began

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"studying the strange and wondrous

secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon."

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What is all this?

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"Unfortunately, my suspicions have

been confirmed. I'm being watched.

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"I must hide this book before he finds it.

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"Remember, in Gravity Falls,

there is no one you can trust."

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No one you can trust.

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Hello!

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What you reading, some nerd thing?

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Uh, uh... It's nothing!

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"Uh, uh. It's nothing!"

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What, are you

actually not gonna show me?

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Uh...

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Let's go somewhere private.

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It's amazing!

Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid,

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but according to this book,

Gravity Falls has this secret dark side.

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Whoa!

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Shut up!

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And get this. After a certain point,

the pages just stop.

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Like the guy who was writing it

mysteriously disappeared.

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-Who's that?

-Well, time to spill the beans!

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Beans. This girl's got a date.

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Let me get this straight.

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In the half hour I was gone,

you already found a boyfriend?

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What can I say?

I guess I'm just irresistible!

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Oh! Coming!

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What you reading there, slick?

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Oh! I was just catching up on...

Gold Chains for Old Men Magazine?

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That's a good issue.

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Hey, family!

Say hello to my new boyfriend!

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'Sup.

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-Hey.

-How's it hanging?

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We met at the cemetery.

He's really deep.

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Oh! Little muscle there. That's...

What a surprise.

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So, what's your name?

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Uh...

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Normal... Man!

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He means Norman.

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Are you bleeding, Norman?

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It's jam.

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I love jam! Look at this!

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So, you wanna go,

hold hands or whatever?

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Oh, my goodness.

Don't wait up!

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There was something

about Norman that wasn't right.

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I decided to consult the journal.

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"Known for their pale skin

and bad attitudes,

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"these creatures

are often mistaken for teenagers!

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"Beware Gravity Falls' nefarious..."

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'Sup.

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Zombie!

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Did someone say, "Crombie"?

What is that? Crombie.

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It's not even a word.

You're losing your mind.

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I like you.

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Oh, no! Mabel!

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No, no! Mabel, watch out!

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Daisies? You scallywag!

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Is my sister really dating a zombie?

Or am I just going nuts?

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It's a dilemma to be sure.

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I couldn't help but overhear you talking

aloud to yourself in this empty room.

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Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend.

He's gotta be a zombie right?

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Hmm. How many brains

did you see the guy eat?

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Zero.

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Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always

noticing weird stuff in this town.

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Like the mailman?

Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf.

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But you gotta have evidence.

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Otherwise people are gonna think

you're a major league cuckoo-clock.

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As always, Soos, you're right.

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My wisdom is both a blessing,

and a curse.

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Soos! The portable toilets

are clogged again!

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I am needed elsewhere.

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My sister could be in trouble.

It was time to get some evidence.

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I'd seen enough.

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Mabel! We've got to talk about Norman!

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Isn't he the best? Check out this

giant smooch mark he gave me!

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Gullible. It was just an accident

with the leaf blower.

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Kissing practice!

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Mmm.

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Turn it off! Turn it off!

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That was fun.

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No, Mabel, listen! I'm trying to tell you

that Norman is not what he seems!

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You think

he might be a vampire?

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That would be so awesome!

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Guess again, sister.

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-Sha-bam!

-Ah!

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Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Sha-bam!

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A zombie? That is not funny, Dipper.

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I'm not joking.

It all adds up, the bleeding, the limp.

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He never blinks! Have you noticed that?

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Maybe he's blinking

when you're blinking.

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Mabel, remember what the book said

about Gravity Falls?

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Trust no one!

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Well, what about me, huh?

Why can't you trust me?

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Beep-bop!

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Mabel! He's gonna eat your brain!

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Dipper, listen to me.

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Norman and I are going on a date

at 5:00,

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and I'm gonna be adorable,

and he's gonna be dreamy.

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And I'm not gonna let you ruin it

with one of your crazy conspiracies!

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What am I gonna do?

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Coming!

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Hey, Norman. How do I look?

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Shiny!

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You always know what to say.

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Soos is right.

I don't have any real evidence.

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I guess I can be kind of paranoid

sometimes and... Wait, what?

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I was right! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

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Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!

Grunkle Stan!

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And here we have

rock-that-looks-like-a-face rock.

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The rock that looks like a face.

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Does it look like a rock?

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-No, it looks like a face.

-Is it a face?

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It's a rock that looks like a face!

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Over here! Grunkle Stan!

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For the fifth time,

it's not an actual face!

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Finally, we're alone.

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Yes. Alone!

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Stan! Stan!

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Wendy! Wendy, Wendy!

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I need to borrow the golf cart

so I can save my sister from a zombie!

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Try not to hit any pedestrians.

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Dude, it's me. Soos.

This is for the zombies.

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Thanks.

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And this is in case you see a piñata.

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Uh, thanks?

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Better safe than sorry!

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Mabel, now that we've gotten to know

each other,

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there's something I should tell you.

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Oh, Norman. You can tell me anything.

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Please be a vampire!

Please be a vampire!

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All right, just don't freak out, okay?

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Just keep an open mind. Be cool.

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Is this weird? Is this too weird?

You need to sit down?

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All right. I'll explain. So, we're gnomes.

First off, get that one out of the way.

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Uh...

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I'm Jeff. And here we have Carson,

Steve, Jason and...

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I'm sorry, I always forget your name.

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Shmebulock.

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Shmebulock, yes! Anyways.

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Long story short, us gnomes

have been looking for a new queen.

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Right, guys?

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Queen, queen!

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Ha. So what do you say?

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Will you join us, in holy matrinomy.

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Matri... Matrimony! Blah!

Can't talk today.

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Look, I'm sorry, guys.

You're really sweet, but I'm a girl.

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And you're gnomes. And it's like, what?

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Yikes!

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We understand.

We'll never forget you, Mabel.

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Because we're gonna kidnap you.

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Huh?

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Don't worry, Mabel!

I'll save you from that zombie!

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Help!

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Hold on!

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The more you struggle,

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the more awkward

this is gonna be for everybody!

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Just... Okay!

Just get her arm there, Steve.

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Hey, let go of me!

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What the heck is going on here?

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Dipper! Norman turned out to be

a bunch of gnomes!

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And they're total jerks! Hair! Hair! Hair!

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Gnomes? I was way off.

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"Gnomes.

Little men of the Gravity Falls forest.

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"Weaknesses, Unknown."

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Oh, come on!

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Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!

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Oh.

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Hey, there! Um, you know, this is all

really just a big misunderstanding.

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You see, your sister's not in danger.

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She's just marrying

all one thousand of us

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and becoming our gnome queen

for all eternity.

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Isn't that right, honey?

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You guys are butt-faces!

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Give her back right now, or else!

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You think you can stop us, boy?

You have no idea what we're capable of.

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The gnomes are a powerful race!

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Do not trifle with the...

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He's getting away with our queen!

No, no, no!

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Seatbelt.

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You've messed

with the wrong creatures, boy.

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Gnomes of the forest, assemble!

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Hurry before they come after us!

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I wouldn't worry about it.

Did you see their little legs?

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The suckers are tiny!

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Dang.

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All right, teamwork, guys.

Like we practiced!

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Move, move!

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Come back with our queen!

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It's getting closer!

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Shmebulock...

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I'll save you, Dipper!

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-Thanks, Mabel!

-Don't mention it.

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Look out!

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Stay back, man!

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Where's Grunkle Stan?

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Behold...

The world's most distracting object!

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Just try to look away, you can't!

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I can't even remember

what I was talking about.

00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:29,065

It's the end of the line, kids!

00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,723

Mabel, marry us

before we do something crazy!

00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,292

There's gotta be a way out of this.

00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:35,755

I gotta do it.

00:16:35,816 --> 00:16:38,540

What? Mabel!

Don't do this! Are you crazy?

00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,266

-Trust me.

-What?

00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:43,339

Dipper, just this once, trust me.

00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:49,768

All right, Jeff. I'll marry you.

00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,200

Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason.

Thanks, Andy.

00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:55,338

All right, left foot, there we go.

Watch those fingers, Mike.

00:16:58,377 --> 00:16:59,497

Eh? Eh?

00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:02,892

Bada-bing, bada-bam!

00:17:02,953 --> 00:17:04,841

Now let's get

you back into the forest honey.

00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:06,985

You may now kiss the bride.

00:17:07,691 --> 00:17:10,219

Well! Don't mind if I do.

00:17:15,497 --> 00:17:17,036

Hey, hey, wait a minute.

00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:20,684

What's going on?

00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:23,657

That's for lying to me!

00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:26,987

That's for breaking my heart!

00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:28,425

Ow! My face!

00:17:28,491 --> 00:17:31,210

And this is for messing with my brother!

00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:34,283

-Wanna do the honors?

-On three!

00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,883

-One! Two! Three!

-One! Two! Three!

00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:41,227

I'll get you back for this!

00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:44,522

Who's giving orders? I need orders!

00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:46,444

My arms are tired.

00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:48,619

Anyone else wants some?

00:17:58,156 --> 00:18:02,218

Hey, Dipper,

I'm sorry for ignoring your advice.

00:18:02,283 --> 00:18:04,075

You really were just looking out for me.

00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,466

Oh, don't be like that.

You saved our butts back there!

00:18:07,531 --> 00:18:08,651

I guess I'm just sad

00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,690

that my first boyfriend turned out

to be a bunch of gnomes.

00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:14,697

Look on the bright side.

Maybe the next one will be a vampire.

00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:17,194

Oh! You're just saying that!

00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,825

Awkward sibling hug?

00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,616

Awkward sibling hug.

00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:22,665

-Pat. Pat.

-Pat. Pat.

00:18:25,419 --> 00:18:28,139

Sheesh! You two get hit

by a bus or something? Ha!

00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,219

Hey! Wouldn't you know it?

00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,329

I accidentally overstocked

some inventory,

00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:39,210

so, how's about you each take one item

from the gift shop,

00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,426

on the house, you know?

00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:42,057

-Really?

-What's the catch?

00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,225

That catch is do it before I change

my mind. Now take something.

00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,370

-Hmm...

-Ooh!

00:18:50,281 --> 00:18:51,240

Hmm.

00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:52,426

That ought to do the trick!

00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:56,745

And I will have a grappling hook!

00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:58,859

Yes!

00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,969

Wouldn't you rather have,

like, a doll or something?

00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:05,097

Grappling hook!

00:19:05,162 --> 00:19:06,155

Fair enough!

00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:13,003

This journal told me there

was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust.

00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:16,076

But when you battle a hundred

gnomes side by side with someone,

00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:19,163

you realize that they've probably

always got your back.

00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:21,481

Hey, Mabel, could you get the light?

00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:23,307

I'm on it.

00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:25,935

It worked!

00:19:27,696 --> 00:19:28,685

Grappling hook.

00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,471

Our uncle told us there was

nothing strange about this town.

00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:35,694

But who knows what other secrets

are waiting to be unlocked?

00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:05,196

-Дорогая, добавить сыру?

-Конечно, дорогой.

00:00:05,261 --> 00:00:08,754

Время отдыха, развлечений

и забивания на всё!

00:00:08,857 --> 00:00:09,857

ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

00:00:09,899 --> 00:00:11,019

Но не для меня.

00:00:17,422 --> 00:00:18,638

Он уже близко!

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Меня зовут Диппер!

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А девчонка, которую тошнит –

моя сестра Мэйбл.

00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:31,086

Почему мы в машине для гольфа

00:00:31,148 --> 00:00:33,829

спасаемся от огромного чудовища? A?!

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Осторожно!

00:00:39,403 --> 00:00:42,223

Спокойно! Сейчас я вам всё объясню.

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ДИППЕР

00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,871

МЭЙБЛ

00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:07,395

СТЭН

00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,219

ГРАВИТИ ФОЛЗ

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Отмотаем назад.

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Всё началось, когда предки решили

отправить нас на природу!

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Нас отвезли в штат Орегон,

в городишко Гравити Фолз,

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к нашему двоюродному деду,

которого мы зовем «дядя».

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Мне так нравится этот чердак!

Посмотри, сколько у меня заноз!

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А на моей постели – козёл.

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Привет, дружок!

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О! Да, конечно,

можешь немного пожевать мой свитер!

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Моя сестра безнадёжная оптимистка.

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Ура!

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Травка!

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А я непросто привыкал к новому месту...

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Бу!

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…и к нашему

двоюродному деду Стэну. Вот он.

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Да что ж такое!

00:02:07,884 --> 00:02:10,639

Дядя превратил свою хижину

в туристический центр

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и назвал её «Хижина чудес».

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Чудо было в том,

что туристы и правда приезжали.

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Дорогие гости, смотрите:

«Нежный человек»!

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Угадайте, кто стал у него работать?

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Запрещаю трогать товары!

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Мы уж начали думать,

что такая скука продлится всё лето.

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Но в один прекрасный день...

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Заинтересовался! Заинтересовался!

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«Я тебе нравлюсь?

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Да.

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Однозначно.

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Еще как!».

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-Что же дальше?

-Мэйбл?

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У тебя фаза безумного

интереса к мальчикам,

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но тебе не кажется, что это уже слишком?

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Что?!

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Перестань, Диппер!

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Это наше первое лето вне дома!

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И у меня есть шанс закрутить

эпический летний роман.

00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:04,556

Но не обязательно флиртовать

с каждым встречным!

00:03:04,621 --> 00:03:09,102

Все зовут меня Мэйбл, но ты можешь

называть меня девочкой мечты!

00:03:09,167 --> 00:03:11,150

Я пошутила!

00:03:12,654 --> 00:03:15,758

Ах... О боже, ты любишь черепах?

Я тоже их люблю!

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Ну надо же какое совпадение!

00:03:18,477 --> 00:03:22,893

Придите, придите в моё

королевство распродажи матрасов!

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Возьми меня с собой.

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Ты можешь сомневаться, братик,

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но я чувствую, что лето будет супер!

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Не удивлюсь, если прямо сейчас

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сюда войдет мужчина моей мечты.

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O! O! Кошмар! Ой.

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О нет!

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Так, ладно, всем за работу.

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Нужно прибить эти указатели

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в темной части леса.

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-Я – пас!

-Я – пас!

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И я тоже пас.

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Тебя не спрашивают, Зус.

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Знаю. И меня устраивает!

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Венди! Иди-ка повесь указатели!

00:03:53,325 --> 00:03:57,100

С радостью,

но никак не могу дотянуться до них.

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Надо было бы вас уволить!

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Ладно, считалочка:

эники, беники ели... Ты.

00:04:02,988 --> 00:04:04,013

О, что?!

00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:07,181

Дядя Стэн, в этом лесу

мне кажется, что за мной следят.

00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,463

Опять за своё!

00:04:08,524 --> 00:04:10,607

Правда, в этом городке что-то не так!

00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:13,101

Даже укусы комаро читаются как «берегись».

00:04:14,029 --> 00:04:15,502

Не «берегись», а «брысь»!

00:04:15,681 --> 00:04:16,481

БРЫСЬ

00:04:17,485 --> 00:04:20,397

Диппер, все эти местные

монстры – просто сказки,

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придуманные такими, как я,

чтобы обдурить таких, как он.

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Прекратить паранойю!

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Ох, дядя Стэн!

Никто никогда мне не верит.

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К «ХИЖИНЕ ЧУДЕС»

00:04:39,998 --> 00:04:40,598

А?

00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:58,670

Что это?

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«Даже сложно поверить,

что уже целых шесть лет

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я изучаю секреты и тайны

городка Гравити Фолз.»

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ПАРЯЩИЕ ГЛАЗА

ГИГАНТСКИЕ ЛЕТУЧИЕ МЫШИ

00:05:22,536 --> 00:05:23,791

ГНОМЫ

СЛАБОСТИ?

00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,416

Что это такое?!

00:05:26,697 --> 00:05:29,705

«Увы, мои подозрения подтвердились.

За мной следят!

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Нужно спрятать книгу, пока он её не нашел.

00:05:31,784 --> 00:05:35,083

И помните, в Гравити Фолз

никому нельзя доверять»!

00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:37,419

Никому не доверять!

00:05:37,481 --> 00:05:38,536

Привет!

00:05:38,954 --> 00:05:41,163

Чего читаешь? Что-то заумное?

00:05:41,482 --> 00:05:42,985

А-а... а-а, ничего.

00:05:43,147 --> 00:05:44,520

«А-а... а-а, ничего.»

00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:47,627

Ты что, мне даже не покажешь?

00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:49,001

А...

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Найдем другое место!

00:05:50,624 --> 00:05:52,624

«ХИЖИНА ЧУДЕС»

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Потрясающе!

Дядя сказал, что у меня паранойя,

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но судя по книге, у Гравити Фолз

и правда есть темная сторона.

00:06:00,137 --> 00:06:01,096

Ух ты!

00:06:01,226 --> 00:06:02,443

Тёмная сторона?!

00:06:02,504 --> 00:06:06,217

И еще в самом конце книги

записи резко обрываются.

00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:09,033

Словно тот, кто писал,

просто внезапно исчез!

00:06:10,123 --> 00:06:12,171

-Кто это?

-Что ж, пора раскрыть карты!

00:06:12,836 --> 00:06:16,529

Бум! Банка.

У этой девочки свиданка!

00:06:17,994 --> 00:06:18,984

Позволь спрошу?

00:06:19,049 --> 00:06:22,153

Ты нашла парня за те полчаса,

что меня здесь не было?

00:06:22,218 --> 00:06:26,664

Ну что поделать?

Наверное, я неотразима-а-а!

00:06:27,459 --> 00:06:28,827

Oй! Иду!

00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,426

Что читаешь, шкет?

00:06:32,491 --> 00:06:37,643

Ой! Я просто решил полистать журнал…

«Золотые цепочки для стариков»?

00:06:37,705 --> 00:06:38,698

Хороший журнал.

00:06:38,763 --> 00:06:43,144

Семья, внимание! Пожалуйста,

познакомьтесь с моим новым парнем!

00:06:45,032 --> 00:06:45,994

Здрасьте.

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-Привет.

-Здорово, парень!

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Мы встретились на кладбище!

Он такой глубокий человек!

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Oй! Какие тонкие руки!

Удивительно.

00:06:54,729 --> 00:06:56,233

А как тебя зовут?

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Э...

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Нормальный человек!

00:06:59,881 --> 00:07:01,067

То есть «Норман».

00:07:01,128 --> 00:07:02,824

У тебя кровь идет, Норман?

00:07:04,362 --> 00:07:05,547

Это джем.

00:07:06,123 --> 00:07:09,641

Ах! Я так люблю джем! Какое совпадение!

00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:13,768

Ну погуляем за ручку или типа того?

00:07:14,155 --> 00:07:17,294

Oй! О боже мой! Не ждите нас! Пока!

00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:24,203

Что-то в этом Нормане было не так!

00:07:24,264 --> 00:07:26,378

И я решил поискать в книге!

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«Обычно они грубые,

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у них бледная кожа,

и их часто путают с подростками?!

00:07:31,656 --> 00:07:33,609

Берегитесь опасных...

00:07:35,849 --> 00:07:36,904

Здрасьте.

00:07:36,969 --> 00:07:38,504

…зомби».

00:07:40,618 --> 00:07:43,913

Кто-то сказал «кромби»? Что за «кромби»?

00:07:43,978 --> 00:07:46,123

Что за слово? Я схожу с ума.

00:07:50,377 --> 00:07:51,658

Какой ты хороший!

00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:53,097

O, нет! Мэйбл!

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Нет! Нет, Мэйбл! Берегись!

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Ромашки? Какой ты милый, Норман!

00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,426

Моя сестра встречается с зомби?

Или я рехнулся?

00:08:08,491 --> 00:08:10,248

Истинная дилемма.

00:08:10,313 --> 00:08:13,674

Я невольно подслушал, как ты

говорил сам с собой в пустой комнате.

00:08:13,739 --> 00:08:17,161

Зус ты ведь видел парня Мэйбл?

Как ты думаешь, он зомби?

00:08:17,483 --> 00:08:19,723

Хм. Сколько мозгов он уже съел?

00:08:20,203 --> 00:08:21,289

Нисколько.

00:08:21,354 --> 00:08:24,200

Чувак, я тебе верю!

Я часто замечаю необычное!

00:08:24,265 --> 00:08:26,763

Наш почтальон – он, наверняка, оборотень!

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Но нужны доказательства!

00:08:33,772 --> 00:08:36,200

Иначе люди подумают, что ты сумасшедший.

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Зус, как всегда ты прав.

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Мой ум – моё благословенье и проклятье.

00:08:41,386 --> 00:08:43,818

Зус! Туалеты опять засорились!

00:08:44,939 --> 00:08:46,024

Вынужден удалиться.

00:08:48,809 --> 00:08:51,882

Сестра была в беде.

И я решил достать доказательства.

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Ну, всё, хватит!

00:09:18,368 --> 00:09:20,168

«ХИЖИНА ЧУДЕС»

00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,441

Мэйбл, пора поговорить про Нормана.

00:09:22,506 --> 00:09:25,963

Правда, он лучший?

Посмотри, какой засос он мне оставил!

00:09:29,131 --> 00:09:32,331

Поверил!

Да это же след от садового пылесоса!

00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,715

Учимся целоваться!

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Отключите! Отключите!

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Смешно было.

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Нет! Мэйбл, слушай! Дело в том, что

Норман, он не тот, за кого себя выдает!

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Думаешь, что Норман может быть вампиром?

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Это было бы так круто!

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Нет, он не вампир, а...

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ГНОМЫ

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Ой, прости, извини. Вуаля!

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Зомби?! Не смешная шутка, Диппер.

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Я не шучу, Мэйбл! Всё сходится:

кровь на щеке, хромота.

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И он не моргает! Неужели не замечала?

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А может быть он моргает,

когда ты моргаешь.

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Мэйбл, что было написано

в книге про этот город?

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«Никому не доверять»!

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А что насчёт меня?

Мне ты тоже не доверяешь?

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Бип-боп!

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Мэйбл! Он сожрет твои мозги!

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Диппер, а ну-ка, послушай!

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Сегодня в пять часов

у нас с Норманом свидание

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и, поверь, я буду неотразима,

а он будет просто чудесен.

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И я не позволю тебе всё нам испортить

из-за какой-то дурацкой книжки!

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И что же мне делать?

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Иду!

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Привет, Норман! Как я тебе?

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МЯУ

ВАУ

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Блестяще!

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Ты всегда знаешь, что сказать!

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Да, Зус прав! У меня нет доказательств!

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Наверно я и правда

обычный параноик, и... Стоп! Что?!

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Я прав! O боже! Господи!

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Дядя Стэн! Дядя Стэн! Дядя Стэн!

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А тут у нас камень,

который похож на лицо,

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то есть на каменное лицо.

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Он похож на камень!

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-Он похож на лицо.

-Это не лицо!

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Это камень, похожий на лицо!

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Скорее! Дядя Стэн!

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Еще раз повторяю, это не лицо!

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Ну, наконец-то вот мы и одни.

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Да одни.

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Стэн! Стэн!

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Венди! Венди! Венди!

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Мне нужна машина для гольфа,

чтобы спасти сестру от зомби!

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Только смотри, никого не сбей.

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Чувак, это я, Зус! Это для зомби.

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Спасибо.

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А это, если увидишь пиньяту.

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Спасибо.

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Лучше перестраховаться!

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Ах, Мэйбл, после того,

как мы так сблизились,

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ты должна кое-что узнать.

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O, Норман! Ты можешь сказать мне всё!

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Скажи, что вампир, скажи, что вампир.

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Ладно, только не устраивай истерик!

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Просто, постарайся меня понять!

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Ну что, не слишком страшно?

Может, присядешь?

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Так, ладно. Сейчас всё объясню! Короче,

мы гномы! Я сразу расскажу главное.

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Я Джефф, а ещё здесь со мной

Карсон, Стив, Джейсон

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и извини, опять забыл твоё имя.

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Шмебьюлок.

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Шмебьюлок! Точно! Не важно!

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Итак, главное: мы гномы ищем

себе новую королеву!

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Да, парни?

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Королеву! Королеву! Королеву!

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Хех! Ну, что скажешь?

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Согласна ли ты стать нашей гномолевой?

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Гномо... коро... левой! Бла!

Язык заплетается.

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Слушайте, мне жаль, ребята,

вы милые, но я – девочка,

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а вы – гномы, и вы хотите… Что?!

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Чёрт!

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Понимаем. Мы тебя не забудем.

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Потому что похитим.

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А?!

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Спокойно, Мэйбл! Я спасу тебя от зомби!

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Помогите!

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Держись!

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Чем больше ты сопротивляешься,

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тем сложнее это для всех нас!

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Просто, ха-ха, ладно,

выкручивай руку, Стив.

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А ну отпустите меня!

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Что за чертовщина здесь происходит?!

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Диппер! Норман оказался толпой гномов!

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И они мерзавцы! Волосы! Волосы! Волосы!

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Гномы? Как я был далек!

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«Гномы. Человечки,

живущие в лесу Гравити Фолз.

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Слабости не выявлены».

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Эй! Отпустите меня!

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А ну-ка, быстро отпустите мою сестру!

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O!

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Привет! Это понимаешь,

всё это просто недоразумение,

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наоборот она в безопасности!

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Она выйдет замуж за всех нас разом

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и навеки станет нашей королевой!

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Правильно, дорогая?

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Вы все – жалкие вонючки!

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Быстро её развяжите, или я.

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Ты думаешь, что ты нас остановишь?

Ты не представляешь, на что мы способны!

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Гномы – могущественная раса!

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Не стой у нас на пути!

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Он уводит нашу королеву!

Стоять, стоять, стоять!

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Пристегнись.

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Ты связался не с теми,

с кем надо, мальчик!

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Братья лесные гномы! Все сюда!

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Давай быстрее! Они пустятся в погоню!

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Мэйбл, не волнуйся. Видела их ножки?

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Они такие крошечные.

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Блин.

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Все действуем сообща, как на тренировках.

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Вперед, вперед!

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Верни нашу королеву!

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Он уже близко!

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Шмебьюлок!

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Я спасу тебя, Диппер!

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-Спасибо, Мэйбл.

-Да не за что.

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Осторожно!

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Не подходи!

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А где Дядя Стэн?

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Узрите! Самый завораживающий предмет!

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Невозможно отвести взгляд!

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Ну вот, я забыл, о чём говорил.

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Всё кончено!

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Мэйбл, выходи за нас,

пока мы всё не разнесли!

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Должен быть какой-то выход!

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Я это сделаю.

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Что?! Мэйбл, не вздумай, ты с ума сошла?

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-Верь мне.

-Что?

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Диппер, хоть один раз поверь мне!

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Ладно, Джефф, я за вас выйду.

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Ура! Дай-ка я слезу, Джейсон.

Спасибо, Энди.

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Левую ногу, вот так,

осторожно – пальцы, Майк.

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А? А?

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Бада-бинг, бада-бэм!

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А теперь пошли домой в лес, дорогая!

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Нет, сначала поцелуй невесту.

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Что ж я вообще-то не против!

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A! Стой, погоди, погоди!

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Стой, стой! Что происходит?

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Это за то, что врал!

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А это за разбитое сердце!

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Oй! Мой нос!

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А это за то, что ударил брата!

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-Хочешь сам нажать?

-Хочу!

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-Раз, два, три!

-Раз, два, три!

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Я вам еще отомщу!

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Кто главный? Кого слушать?

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Как же болят руки!

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Кто-нибудь хочет добавки?

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Слушай, Диппер! Я... Прости,

что я не послушала тебя!

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Спасибо, что ты меня защитил.

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Да ладно, Мэйбл, проехали!

Это ведь ты нас спасла.

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Просто мне обидно,

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что мой первый парень

оказался толпой гномов.

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Не переживай.

Может, следующий окажется вампиром.

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Ты меня успокаиваешь.

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Родственные объятия?

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Родственные объятия.

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-Объятья, объятья.

-Объятья, объятья.

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Ишь ты! Дети, вас, что,

автобусом сбило? Ха-ха!

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Дети! Это, тут такое дело,

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там кое-какие товары

не влезли на склад,

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так что можете взять себе по подарку

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за счет заведения.

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-Правда?

-И в чем подвох?

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Подвох в том, что нужно брать быстро,

пока не передумал!

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А мне, кажется, идёт!

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Ну, а я возьму себе абордажный крюк!

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Да!

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Точно не хочешь какую-нибудь куклу?

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Абордажный крюк!

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Ну, ладно.

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В книге написано, что в Гравити Фолз

никому нельзя доверять.

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Но в битве с тысячей гномов,

когда рядом с тобой товарищ,

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ты понимаешь, что ей доверять можно.

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Мэйбл, выключишь свет?

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Конечно.

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Попала!

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Абордажный крюк.

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Дядя Стэн сказал,

что тут нет никаких тайн!

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Но кто знает, какие ещё секреты

нам предстоит раскрыть!